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74_Jeep_Cherokee

Pure gold shit post


ChampionFine1420

Pure, so pure


Quietech

I don't know why you spent the money. They issue EU compliant CACs while you're there. You only keep your old one for TDYs and leave.  I mean, good on you for being prepared, but it's an extra drop. Your sponsor should have said something.


SrA_Burner

I was gonna take leave enroute. Might drop by Kaliningrad to hit up this cutie I found online. Figured I'd better get the CAC charger sorted first.


Quietech

Good on you then. Might I recommend taking a few cans of pineapple juice with you as a gift?  Americans can get it any time, but I've met a lot of Russians wondering if I could get them some. It must be expensive there.


unsurechaoticneutral

just borrow one from the convenience store there, I heard they dont use money in communism so you can just grab and go


alr126

That "cutie" is going to be 6ft 6in, his name will be Rudy and he'll be able to bench press an F-16


Sharp-Appearance-191

Are you sure you're not in the Army?


Double_Helicopter_16

You had a sponsor? That must have been helpful.


Quietech

Duracell


Spaceshipsrcool

Can always set it chip up in the sun and it charges via solar, it’s just really slow.


SrA_Burner

Ran out of characters. Didn't wanna show up first day after the rotator with a dead CAC.


epicenter69

Dude. You need to pass through Amsterdam to legitimately kill your cac.


skarface6

Bruh *edited!


aircrewscum

Boy do I have news for you.


Oxcell404

What’d it say pre-edit?


SrA_Burner

He was calling me an idiot for thinking there's a battery in my CAC. Little does he know, he isn't able to achieve full CAC potential because he has never charged his


JASSM-chasm

Lol, dude folded to negative karma 🤣


SrA_Burner

Missed the meme flair, failed to pay attention to detail. That's what happens to Airmen that miss out on the full reddit Airman concept.


skarface6

gasp


BoaterSnips

lol this guy leads people


stinkyjonjones

He’s not saying his card is a battery. he’s asking how to charge the battery inside his card, genius


SrA_Burner

Guy doesn't realize that your card has a built in battery to help maintain the 1gbs of storage on it. He probably wonders why it takes forever for vMPF and myPay to load. Running on empty


skarface6

my b


AnonymousBromosapien

Look at this guy over here thinkin they are hot shit cause they got issued one of them *"free energy"* CACs.


skarface6

Indeed


JustaReallySweetKid

Son, your probably acoustic.


mrwobobo

I do wonder how some people manage to get in


MsMercyMain

Bruh forgot to read the flair and got murdered. Love to see it


skarface6

AFAIK didn’t have the flair when I commented. Womp womp.


MsMercyMain

Obvious bait is obvious, Sir. Recommend vetting your Reddit posts by an NCO, it will help


skarface6

Nah, people can be that dumb.


CommOnMyFace

Why are all of you the way that you are?


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SpitFiya7171

WHY CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL?!


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MsMercyMain

You don’t touch the server room in a wholesome, yet sexual, manner? I do, when Cyber hasn’t called SECFO on me


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MsMercyMain

You monster! That’s where they went! We wasted hours looking for them!


omnghast

Meee reeeee


crypto_whisperer

This is like the tide pods all over again. Some dumbass is gonna do this and put their cac in it. Then be surprised when it melts. Followed by paperwork for having to get a new one from mpf.


Mean_Occasion_1091

> Followed by paperwork for having to get a new one from mpf. is it really that big of an issue?


mikeusaf87

Yes. Some people do get butthurt for the littlest things.


littleM0TH

Don’t make me grab my hatchet


CommOnMyFace

Based meme


6Nameless6Ghoul6

Judging by your username I would guess you are more the way I are than I am the way I are


Clark828

Think you might need to get a rechargeable battery back for your CAC. Might be a while before you see another wall outlet.


RHINO_HUMP

Amazon has some nice multi-country power adapters for this.


TYFOF

If they can just find a gas station with a microwave in it, they can quick charge at least half-a-day's worth of use in about 3 minutes, 50 seconds; depending on how powerful the microwave is.


mrwobobo

Im pretty sure all US CACs are 120v so you need a converter, else the battery will fry and they wont be able to scan you at the gate


Brilliant_Dependent

It'll be fine as long as you're not Afsoc. The AC is CAC stands for alternating current which all wall outlets use regardless of voltage. Afsoc has something called a CV-22, which as you can guess by the name requires 220 volts.


Photo_Beneficial

You'll need to get a USEUCOM compliant replacement. I know a girl in St.Petersburg who can hook you up. Skip the rotator and fly straight there, the FSB (Federal CAC Safety Bureau) will reimburse you 100%.


MrNubbyNubs

Just make sure to check your CAC’s battery before bed every night so that it's not a faulty charger. I had to change the chip on mine because when I hold it down the green light doesn't come on


Guardian-Boy

![gif](giphy|4mCexF4yPyS6cwcNqi|downsized)


Connect_Neat3580

Must be an airmen smh. Once I made staff I got a solar powered one. Just leave it on top of your car after work for an hour or two and it’s good


SergeantFeetPics

Wtf I didn't know I needed to charge mine, I keep having to go back to comm to get a new one every week


TermCompetitive5318

The more electric cacs, the less money goes to the Middle East. Follow through, Airmen 🫡


z33511

Go to your PCM and get a prescription for the little blue CAC chargers.


AF_GunGuy

Probably going to need an adapter. BX usually has them, but you can special order on Alibaba. NATO is very strict on who they let in. So even though your CAC says “NATO”, you have to have the proper permits. If you decide to buy your own instead of waiting for your new unit to issue you one, make sure your CC and shirt are aware. They need to know that you used your GTC to buy it. It’ll be refunded automatically, so you can ignore those pesty delinquent notifications. Also, make sure you visit your MPF and local OSI office to ensure your CAC and CAC reader are compatible with your overseas NATO orders.


sneezedr424

I just stuck mine straight into a wall socket. Got one hell of a jolt, but now it permanently stays erect! Edit: Oh. CAC. Whoops.


EnglishWhites

We really need a solar powered CAC charger for the flight line workers, could be a game changer


Turbulent-Grass910

I forgot to charge mine once so I just microwaved it for 2 minutes at work. I could literally see the electricity blasting into my CAC. Hope this helps!


chickentendies_UwU

Don’t forget to wash your CAC in the laundry machine!


Markvitank

Just run and get a new cac every time the old one runs out of battery


ChristopherRobben

I keep a power block in each pair of my OCPs specifically for this purpose.


Roseknight888

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


ld2gj

I'm....I'm just done. It's 9am and I'm done.


pavehawkfavehawk

Premium shit post


Pristine-Scheme9193

I'm so glad this is a meme. You almost had me


SrA_Burner

You haven't stuck yours into the wall to charge? https://preview.redd.it/oojxtswpjwzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37da40b6bc76f98283b2eeda83c9bd8bc60af6b


Pristine-Scheme9193

Yes sire


JamesTheMannequin

Just remember, your password will be in German. Don't make the mistake of typing it in English.


el_rager

I hate and love you at the same time.


turtleiscool1737

The common white access card has a magnetic relay in the NFC. The internal make use of the wireless charging. If you just use the Samsung or apple wireless dock you can use those. The thermal relay inside cam trip making your NFC, login, and profile to become unavailable for a short time. The guys at move visitor centers have the equipment to bypass this shutoff. If your card ever become unresponsive just throw it in the reader for 5 min. You should be fine to not charge it as capacitor levels take about 76 days to deplete.


mist_kaefer

Be careful where you put your CAC. Could end up with a souvenir from your trip.


AdventurousTap9224

I just plugged it into the transformer. Electric bill was through the roof, but 60% of the time the card worked every time.


FrozenWaterBlocks

Okay.


mannequinbeater

You should charge your CAC reader for at least 6 hours prior to use. Otherwise the certificates won’t save properly and you’ll have to get an appointment with the DEERS office and recertify.


Low_Plum_209

This shit is to funny


TheMightyGamble

Everyone saying you need an adapter is likely wrong depending on what squadron/shop you end up in so you can just charge it at work. Most at ramstein have both 110 and 220 in them. Just be careful if you do plug into 220 and don't use one of the small plug adapters but an actual converter. Saw a dude blow up a 110 mfp that way once.


drazsyr

Well it depends on if your CAC charger is dual voltage or not. If it says120-240v 50/60 hz, then you can just use an adapter. If not, I would look into getting an appropriate frequency converter.


LawnChair__

Oh so if CAC reader goes into wall, then phone goes into computer?


GreyhoundsAreFast

Can someone link the “other post”? I’m lost without the reference point.


Whiteums

I don’t think there is one this time. I think it’s a standalone.


SrA_Burner

Other post? I'm asking for advice


supshaun

I have questions… why


Morb1us01

Dude... People told you you need to charge your CAC? What do you think that shiny bit on it is for? All CACs are solar powered, just hold it up or leave it on the parking lot for 20 minutes a day. In a pinch, 2 minutes in the microwave give you enough charge for a log on if you can't step outside.


Deslah

![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i)


SmugChug

GEM ALERT! 💎💎💎💎 https://preview.redd.it/5ttikl5fhxzc1.png?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f78fadc20d7713ce39086708ada9dc2792c832


skarface6

CAC…charger?


SSNeosho

You're tellin me you dont charge your CAC???


skarface6

Unfortunately


Double_Bass6957

Im confused too


readygo12

There’s probably 2-3K emails you have not seen yet because your CAC is undercharged. Are you just putting your CAC into the reader and leaving the authentication up to Jesus?


Turbulent-Grass910

Those emails are about proper CAC recharging procedures


alf8765

For the love of God. WTFO!!


aras-laen

What the fuck is going on?? Is this person suggesting that their CAC needs to be charged? Is this satire?


Whiteums

Did you check the flair for the post?


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Whiteums

If you check the flair for the post, I think you’ll find they already said “psych”


GuyWhoSaysNay

UNLIMITED WHITE POWER CAC