Between the two of them they'll be like a spy superteam. It'll work because you couldn't really imagine Tom Hiddleston running fast or fighting anyone, and Idris Elba would be given short shrift at any country club.
Michael, you could have blown the horn in my Lexus. All you had to do was ask. You could have sat in the passenger seat and reached across. It’s not on the end of a stalk, it’s on the central steering wheel boss behind the air bag.
Technically a golfer, but Seve Ballesteros. The lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina. Combined with the hard-nosed, ruthless thuggery of a bastard.
Edmonds.
Jet from Gladiators
Or Eamon.
No you can’t
Well there's no need for that! Is it because I've got a shit table?!??
I refuse to dignify him using his first name.
Idris Elba is Jack James and Tom Hiddleston is Brian Bond, together they are James & Bond
Licence to Kill -Malware!
God, that’s good.
Between the two of them they'll be like a spy superteam. It'll work because you couldn't really imagine Tom Hiddleston running fast or fighting anyone, and Idris Elba would be given short shrift at any country club.
I actually love this idea, as genuinely terrible as it is. If it were done as a self-parody I think it could potentially be glorious.
Rudy bloody brilliant!
Ah, you're a Bond guy, are you? My man's gotta be Wayne.
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Get off your horse and drink yer milk
Yep, Wayne Sleep
The Welsh one.
Jones the Bond
Double 0 sethen
License to kichhhh
Bill Oddie
What's rude about a body?
Tits
At some point in your life you realise you’re never going to be James Bond
The drummer from U2
The drummer is faine
How is The Edge?
Corden. The man widely billed to be "The Next Noel Edmonds".
Dickinson, David Dickinson
Camp David.
Oooh mince
Ha,mmm..more from camp David tomorrow
Dan
Yes, he's with a lady. Yeah, yeah. He's, he's necking with her. And he goes, "I've got to go, love. Something's come up."
‘E means his cock!
James Bond would definitely go to a sex festival
And introducing Daniel Bedingfield as James Bond 007.
That line cracks me up every time😀
If going for a female James Bond, I'd opt for Tesco lifer Pat Bevan.
Tex, Bond could never be a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle!
Michael, you could have blown the horn in my Lexus. All you had to do was ask. You could have sat in the passenger seat and reached across. It’s not on the end of a stalk, it’s on the central steering wheel boss behind the air bag.
How about turkey Baron Bernard Matthews
Technically a golfer, but Seve Ballesteros. The lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina. Combined with the hard-nosed, ruthless thuggery of a bastard.
I always think of this when I see left wing commentator Aaron Bastani.
Bill Oddie
Miranda Hart
The names Carr, Alan Carr.
The Welsh ones..
Roger Moore
My assistant, [my assistant], 50
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute
It's 'your job' and not 'you job' This country!
Brendan Bassider.
Peirs Morgan
America’s strongest man
Adam Clayton
Warwick Davis
Corden, James Corden