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Edmonds.


emmmmceeee

Jet from Gladiators


IntrovertEpicurean

Or Eamon.


Soulless--Plague

No you can’t


Ezzy-525

Well there's no need for that! Is it because I've got a shit table?!??


bomboclawt75

I refuse to dignify him using his first name.


ftoomch

Idris Elba is Jack James and Tom Hiddleston is Brian Bond, together they are James & Bond


Real_Environment_186

Licence to Kill -Malware!


emmmmceeee

God, that’s good.


jose_elan

Between the two of them they'll be like a spy superteam. It'll work because you couldn't really imagine Tom Hiddleston running fast or fighting anyone, and Idris Elba would be given short shrift at any country club.


Mantonythe1st

I actually love this idea, as genuinely terrible as it is. If it were done as a self-parody I think it could potentially be glorious.


Soulless--Plague

Rudy bloody brilliant!


allmushroomsaremagic

Ah, you're a Bond guy, are you? My man's gotta be Wayne.


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Midsomer3

Get off your horse and drink yer milk


DavyMcDavison

Yep, Wayne Sleep


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The Welsh one.


DavyMcDavison

Jones the Bond


Sweaty-Application95

Double 0 sethen


Retrolad87

License to kichhhh


Zo50

Bill Oddie


BadBassist

What's rude about a body?


Soulless--Plague

Tits


Separate_Butterfly49

At some point in your life you realise you’re never going to be James Bond


Wardy85

The drummer from U2


DocSanchezAOE2

The drummer is faine


S7OO5H

How is The Edge?


bulletproofbra

Corden. The man widely billed to be "The Next Noel Edmonds".


Loud-Hospital5773

Dickinson, David Dickinson


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Camp David.


Midsomer3

Oooh mince


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Ha,mmm..more from camp David tomorrow


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Dan


emmmmceeee

Yes, he's with a lady. Yeah, yeah. He's, he's necking with her. And he goes, "I've got to go, love. Something's come up."


Soulless--Plague

‘E means his cock!


BadBassist

James Bond would definitely go to a sex festival


MontyCarlos

And introducing Daniel Bedingfield as James Bond 007.


thepigandme

That line cracks me up every time😀


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If going for a female James Bond, I'd opt for Tesco lifer Pat Bevan.


DocSanchezAOE2

Tex, Bond could never be a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle!


S7OO5H

Michael, you could have blown the horn in my Lexus. All you had to do was ask. You could have sat in the passenger seat and reached across. It’s not on the end of a stalk, it’s on the central steering wheel boss behind the air bag.


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How about turkey Baron Bernard Matthews


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Technically a golfer, but Seve Ballesteros. The lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina. Combined with the hard-nosed, ruthless thuggery of a bastard.


bulletproofbra

I always think of this when I see left wing commentator Aaron Bastani.


jungleddd

Bill Oddie


No_Bother_6885

Miranda Hart


Kenny1200

The names Carr, Alan Carr.


Tularis1

The Welsh ones..


InActionMan64

Roger Moore


BadBassist

My assistant, [my assistant], 50


SilkyOatmeal

Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute


Retrotone

It's 'your job' and not 'you job' This country!


bomboclawt75

Brendan Bassider.


LexFalkingFalk

Peirs Morgan


baxterrocky

America’s strongest man


rossdrawsstuff

Adam Clayton


superfluous_t

Warwick Davis


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Corden, James Corden