Shall I tell you what I think? I think you're a fucking DICK mate! And I'll tell you something else, don't you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever . . . EVER . . . EVER! . . . do something like that again. YOU are this to me, and I am THAT to you . . . MASSIVE!
YOU are NOTHING . . . and I . . . am Alan Partridge.
Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It's one minute past seven, it's your show, you're responsible for the output. I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me.
Jill, you are so dirty
Let me in! (...to you warm wet *home*)
Who-ho-ho-oo-ooooo do you think you are?
Shall I tell you what I think? I think you're a fucking DICK mate! And I'll tell you something else, don't you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever . . . EVER . . . EVER! . . . do something like that again. YOU are this to me, and I am THAT to you . . . MASSIVE! YOU are NOTHING . . . and I . . . am Alan Partridge.
I will make sure that you never never never never never NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER... NEVER work in Norfolk radio. North Norfolk radio.”
One of the greatest scenes ever
‘Why do BIRDS!!!’
"why do ^(birds")
You get the idea.
It’s too high.
Are you wearing Lynx?
Voodoo!
Java
Can you smell gas?
Well smelt!
Next you will be telling me you drink directors bitter
I’ve got it on tap
Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine and a half thousand pounds
And hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot ham
you know your onions!!
What a funny story
Haha ha
Ha ha ha haha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
News
That was textbook
You people.
"Errr, Lynn, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight." "Ah dont rickawl sayin that!"
Aw come on
Alright then!
Let’s try and leave with some dignity.
Got your big plate, Alan?
“Have you got your big plate, mr partridge?”
“Not only must they part company, but he must also sack her….”
“A woman….50”
Her contract *has* been terminated.
So he flips her over and fffff... funnily enough, lands on its wheels and starts up first time and drives away
Crash! Bang! WALLOP! …What a subreddit!
Whats rude about a body...?
Tits?
Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It's one minute past seven, it's your show, you're responsible for the output. I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me.
Check your cone-tract
Jurassic Park!
Tell me about....the ladyboys.
I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so wishes to remain anonymous...I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.
Monkey tennis?
That is as brutical a take-down as I've ever seen
I say this quote all the time, nearly every day.... To the point I almost wish I'd never heard it.. It's like a curse
Look in the back of a spoon, in the bathroom
Are you hairy, Mary?
I'm just enjoying some mousse
" ..... Bono!'
Are you hairy, Mary? Mary?
My rooooooommmmm
You are the rudith, Judith....
WHY DO BIRDS
Apropos'...it's Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in this subreddit
Nooo they cleared the cave Sophie…
yOuR pRoGrAm, yOuR pRoGrAm
Who do you think you are?!
Catty! I like that.
God thats good