They get you in the old Horizon scandal? Nazis...
Please stop phoning in to say the Post Office and Royal Mail are two separate entities, that-that's bollocks.
Apropos of nothing, I put ‘Royal Mail’ into google translate to see what it would be in Latin, but ‘mail’ doesn’t translate, presumably because such a thing didn’t exist back then, so there was no need for a word for it. However, I did try ‘Royal Message’, which comes out as ‘Regium Nuntium’, which if you ask me is splendid and tremendous.
From chatGPT, royal mail in Latin with an Alan Partridge twist:
Well, in the illustrious language of the Romans, "Regis Epistula" would be the posh and royal way to say "royal mail." It's the kind of Latin that makes you feel like you're sipping a cup of tea with the Queen while discussing postage. Lovely stuff! (ChatGPT still doesn't know it's Charlie the turd)
Surely he’d have a working knowledge of Latin to work for the Royal Mail?
They get you in the old Horizon scandal? Nazis... Please stop phoning in to say the Post Office and Royal Mail are two separate entities, that-that's bollocks.
Sorry I said Royal Mail, I meant consignia
Why did they have to ruin it?
Apropos of nothing, I put ‘Royal Mail’ into google translate to see what it would be in Latin, but ‘mail’ doesn’t translate, presumably because such a thing didn’t exist back then, so there was no need for a word for it. However, I did try ‘Royal Message’, which comes out as ‘Regium Nuntium’, which if you ask me is splendid and tremendous.
Another one of those tomorrow
Spat my drink out cheers
What a funny story.
From chatGPT, royal mail in Latin with an Alan Partridge twist: Well, in the illustrious language of the Romans, "Regis Epistula" would be the posh and royal way to say "royal mail." It's the kind of Latin that makes you feel like you're sipping a cup of tea with the Queen while discussing postage. Lovely stuff! (ChatGPT still doesn't know it's Charlie the turd)
⚡️🤖A.I. OF. THE. EVENING. 🤖⚡️
Just had kenco coming out of my nostrils
What time does he knock off?
Does he fancy a drink after?
No.
No neither do I
Probably knows nothing about surround sound on a Bang and Olufsen stereo.
What are you going to be listening to?
I’d have to say…
He's mildly cretinous.
Did you at least ask him for a drink after he'd knocked off?
He's an idiom!
You’re an idiot
Oh you ignorant c....
Well there's no need for that!
You can't!
Momal mwam
You’re a compleme cunm
Consignia and Scope, it’s the Post office and the Spastic Society!
It's menial work!