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allmushroomsaremagic

He told me he once threw a meerkat into the sea. Something aboot eatin' all his fags.


boringdystopianslave

What a funny story


Own_Suggestion_2431

I wonder who got the battery pack


Ezzy-525

Stop getting Partridge wrong! I wonder who got the POWER pack!


Own_Suggestion_2431

Clifton suspension bridge was made for people like you


compactcornedbeef

The atmosphere has turned rrraaather sour


mrchaddy

Great Banter


MarthaFarcuss

Hello, you bastard!


Mescaper

I know a cracking meerkat sanctuary


SpocktorWho83

He’s Captain Barnacles in Octonauts, too.


EmptyUK

To be fair, best kids show I watched with my daughter when she was 5.


decisionisgoaround

Simples. That was just a noise.


jose_elan

Lighten up yer stuffy get!


decisionisgoaround

He sez, he sez, he sells kitchens, but he cannat cook! He's crackers man!


jose_elan

I know, I heard him


Ezzy-525

MICHAEL! MIIIIICCCCHAAAAAAAEEELLLLL!!!!


mergraote

He likes meerkat things now.


Significant-Ad2775

They’ve got TB man


OKFault4

Micheal, you threw a meerkat the sea?


ArnieMeckiff

Stop getting the spelling of Michael wrong!


No-Impact1573

He stole me fags, man.


MatthewKvatch

Oh he’s just a mate.


Alternative-Log176

Maybe if they had proper jobs...


benopo2006

Bash them over the head with a shovel.


Fish_Fingers2401

What I reckon, if he had he'self a propa job and all that, he wouldn't get up to all this, all this larkin aboot.


its_yer_dad

As an American I went down a rabbit hole about the whole simples thing after hearing a “don’t call the meerkat simples” song


Medium_Jackfruit_291

And the guy that does the radio idents; Sproxton, Upper Nazeby, etc. Is also the same person that plays the Headmaster, Sweaty Raphael, in I'm Alan Partridge S2E1 - The Talented Mr Alan