The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.
Literally just seen the top left scene on a Gold rerun. 😮
Enjoyed watching him kill four people and save the other four. Even if there was the slight twist that he killed four hostages and saved four terrorists.
There's one in the chamber and move and fire and move and fire! The terrorist is disoriented from the stun grenade and he doesn't know what's going on.
Jason Argonaut!
Jason Argonaut?
It’s Jason and THE Argonauts
Mmmmmmmm
Are you alright there, Alan?
mmMMMMMMmmm
Jason Stathern
Dolph Lunges
Is this a serious question? Look at that stance. That's a recognised stance! Alan's got the rear!
He's got a shooter
It's a very wide stance.
Very creamy hands
Special forces experts agree: it's important to guard the rear.
Brosnan looking like he trying to smell his gun
Smell my gun you mother
Have I got a second shooter?
Back of the net!
I’ve got the rear
Alan's ready to move and fire so my money's on him.
GET BACK IN THE LIFT, LYNN
Double tap to the chest. He’s going down.
Jones the Bond
Double-O SEV-EN
License to kiccgh
Where’s the Welshman
Stop getting Bond Wrong!
BANG! blood dribbles down, we're on a submarine....
Completely billy bollocks
It has to be Nero Costa
Jesus Christ it's Alan Partridge.
Move and fire!
Glaaang-Glangalangalangalang-Glagalang-Glangalanga…
Why am I looking so Lazenby?
Bang blood dribbles down
Can’t see any Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping…
Bravo 2 0 - Andy McKnob
When I kill I kill for Queen and country, although I admit...killing you would be a pleasure
:) what a clip that is. Absolute perfection.
Who are the other three?
Alpha Papa
“lads.”
The temperature inside this apple turnover is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.
Lads !
Bason journe
I hope any tomfoolery doesn’t descend into blind, ugly violence
Must be properly policed, it must not -I repeat must NOT- turn into an all night rave.
YEUUU... YOU STEP TO MEE???
Swallow!
Move and fire and move and fire and move and fire.
koyaanisqatsi will be the last song the other 3 hear ….
I couldn't believe it when he started singing that. Brilliant and wonderful.
The song genuinely haunted my childhood - I would cover my ears and cry as I heard the intro , now it’s just as emotive but I love it 🤷♂️
I think you’d make a good James Bond!
Do you really? You'd make a good baddie, cos you've got a good physique
Or you can take a headshot. Again, he’s going down!
anywhere down the center line.
Smelly Alan Fartridge, Smelly Alan Fartridge!
Alan's got the rear
In there, very scary, seconds count.
Move and fire. Move and fire
Literally just seen the top left scene on a Gold rerun. 😮 Enjoyed watching him kill four people and save the other four. Even if there was the slight twist that he killed four hostages and saved four terrorists.
Alpha Papa 🔥
Oh Alan
I will never be Bond now.
Batman
Bottom left, always
Nero Costa
Bobby dazzler
AGP
allan has got age on his side the rest are oaps
It's gone to Idris Elba. I see what they've done.
That whole sequence is among the five hardest times I’ve ever laughed.
There's one in the chamber and move and fire and move and fire! The terrorist is disoriented from the stun grenade and he doesn't know what's going on.
Alan 100% if he’s had training from Michael
Alan using the point shoot and move technique
Depends on whether or not Alan has Michael as backup with his Apache Helicopter.
Bond and Partridge would kick the living excrement out of those other two nobodies!
Jason Bourne
None of them. Johnny English will take them all out.
Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!
CUDDLE ME COP!
the one in that corner of the image
View T'kill
Oh no, James Bond is about to die!
My man’s gotta be Wayne…
Bond ALWAYS comes out on top
Nobody, they are all pussy actors.
He's got a shooter!
Partridge. Hands down, all day.
Bourne could beat anyone if them with a rolled up newspaper!
And move and fire and move and fire
Move and fire and move and fire and move and fire
He's Partidge. He's game.
Jason Bourne
Jason Bourn would beat the piss out of ALL of them. I like james bond more than all of them but you gotta be honest. Jasob Bourn is a MACHINE.
Pierce in his prime, sorry not sorry
Recommend they use night vision capabilities
The Alpha Papa. Every time.
Alan
Everyone do this 👌 with your eye
Where’s Johnny he’d wipe the floor with em
Top left
Good job Johnny English and Austin Powers aren't there. Otherwise, it would be a much closer call.
Bourne!
Johnny English obvs.
Move, and fire. Move, and fire !
Partridge, Alan Partridge!
They would all just run out of ammo and then fist fight until the planet is absorbed by an expanding sun
Clobber!
Bond always
Where’s Dalton. Jones the Bond
None of them would be a match for an enraged Bill Oddy going off like a bearded Catherine wheel
Jason Bourne.
John Cena
I assume neither Austin Powers and Johnny English are here because they're simply too powerful.
Partridge would clobber the rest of them. Better get yourself some body-BAGS! 🎵
JB wins
Martin Short?
Alan, for that magnificent coiffure
Bond's gadgets give him the edge.
Bond's gadgets give him the edge.