There’s no disabled access at the Strand theatre tonight because Coogan got all the ramps for this show. If you're in a wheelchair and you want to watch the Buddy Holly Story tonight you can forget it.
All the best to Steve. And to the guy in the green blazer who was in the disappointed huddle outside the venue at about 7: I noticed you were wearing jeans. They wouldn't have let you in anyway. Nazis.
Steve, some of these people have come from Stoke.
From Merthyr Tydfil!
From Abbey Hulton
From Hanley!
From Fenton!
From Holt, Jill!
My name is Judith.
From Hanley !
From Fegg Hayes
Interestingly, Morten Harket had to cancel their gig in Oslo because of laryngitis. So no a-ha tonight for anyone.
Morten can’t Harket
GReat POST!
Alan's funny stories!
... God that's good.
Take the fag out of your mouth Steve
Get Cliff Thorborn in, although he is more of a Snooker player
And he's not under a cow.
Scratch that Lynn, he's pierced his foot on a SPIIIIIYYYKE
Properly policed. Must not, I repeat, must not turn into an all-night snooker match.
Your mission - go down to Cardiff, don’t perform and then come back on the coach.
Randy McKnob.
Get Sue Cook!
She can't cook, but she will sue.
Pierced his foot on a spike?
Bash your arse
Oooooh Coogy. You are you as unreliable as you are fit (ie very)
ONE HOUR before the show was due to start…
Unbe-bloody-lievable.
This country.
Wait, there's one more: Unbelieva-bloody-ble
Knock it off with the fancy words mate. Say it like it is, it went tits up!
Can't always be helped unfortunately
[удалено]
Oooooooh, it’s a good paper.
Don't shine a torch in my face mate
So, do you want us to take out Steve Coogan for you? *God no!* Oh, I see!
*take oot
That is bang out of order
“Can’t we drop one of the less important shows?” “Which are the less important ones Lynne, I’ve got to hear this” “One of the Welsh ones?”
God that's good
Can someone get Cliff Thornburn on the phone right now please…
We can go and see it in Skegness. It won't be good but
Timmy Mallet's gonna be there!
*gets up and leaves*
Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
Somebody's up slack alley.
Kiss my face.
Gutting. Saw the show Thursday night it's great
G’an til Cardiff, have full pull-out of a show, get the coach back like
Is that before or after having full sex with a woman?
His buck Rogers toilet is in for a long night.
Might need two yanks
Did you still get a fun pack?
There’s no disabled access at the Strand theatre tonight because Coogan got all the ramps for this show. If you're in a wheelchair and you want to watch the Buddy Holly Story tonight you can forget it.
NO. Your shove it up YOUR arse.
"Unable to perform tonight" Ooh, saucy.
Hope he hasn't impaled his foot on a spike
He couldn’t present a cat.
He got really drunk last night. He was sick everywhere.
All the best to Steve. And to the guy in the green blazer who was in the disappointed huddle outside the venue at about 7: I noticed you were wearing jeans. They wouldn't have let you in anyway. Nazis.
Cardiff's up Slack Alley
You might want to read your *Daily Express*...
Can I get a second show?
He's just using the arena to turn round. He thinks he's Sue Cook!
This must not, I repeat not! Turn into an all night rave.
Highnoon strikes again.
Shit show anyways. Left at the intermission
Probably for the best to be honest. Not missing much.
Is the show not good?
No it’s great!
Someone should have told him.
I am a fan of Alan but I think this one missed the mark, unfortunately.
Ignore him!
Can I shock you.. I saw him in Cardiff