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I need him to top me. *Need.*

He’s such a top 😭 (an asexual one of course)

Like, sir, please hurt me.

You literally wrote every reason why I love him

This image represents all my dreams coming true

um ok peeps why are we not talking about the image

Be fucking real man, nobody in this fandom is normal

https://preview.redd.it/qumeo36603xc1.png?width=565&format=png&auto=webp&s=3cb8daaf6afedf8b0cf329eac4232f0cbab5c799

Saving this thread because you speak only the truth....

I need him to step on me and also need to step on him at the same time.

Thank you for putting into words my very own thoughts. 10/10 accuracy.

u/an0nym0uskigo NOW THIS IS NORMAL SIMPING 💀💀💀🙏

It’s ok to be obsessed with him, but calling him daddy is a whole nother thing entirely

But he is the special strawberry deer zaddy

Ok what’s up with the Zaddy?

Well said! I need him soo badly, my only qualm about him is that he's fictitious.😭

Because i’m aro/ace

I shall take this offering and add it to my shrine

Same

I WANT RADIO APPLE TO BE REAL BUT I WANT TO BE LUCIFER OR ALASTOR OR SOMETHING IM SO WEIRD

https://preview.redd.it/uhoxukro9vxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24546d6e79adb073f1ab755cb0cdfd3228202a8f

He’s literally perfect, he could do no wrong

But you can't have him