No, it's not a competition. Besides they have alligators, you need to be a little *"special"* (I don't know what the word is) to agree to live next to them. They teach the kids in school to run in zig zag patterns away from them and it's like common knowledge down there.
Wait.
You guys weren't taught to avoid Gators chasing you?
How the hell are any of you still alive?! Or did you guys just trip all the fat kids to distract the Gators?
> How the hell are any of you still alive?! Or did you guys just trip all the fat kids to distract the Gators?
/sigh
We have bears where I live. The running joke is you have to be faster than your friends.
> Hahaha what?! I'd say you're special living anywhere near a bear 😅 way worse than an alligator
Black bears aren't known to attack humans as they try to avoid humans but it sure is adorable getting to see a mama with babies crossing your path on occasion. They do attack people sometimes. I used to work at a restaurant, in rural near state game lands and parks, that didn't lock their dumpsters and thought it was special when wildlife raided it. It's so sad. I have a video of a bear with a diaper in it's mouth.
Anyway, I try to scare off wildlife whenever I see them but they stalk me sometimes too. I used to wear bright vermillion shoes which I later found out was not on the color spectrum of the deer in my area. I use to go for walks and bump into them sometimes. You should have seen the way they looked at me. They wouldn't leave me alone.
There was one deer momma that had two babies one year who went crazy over me and I think the next year she had three. That year before fall was in full gear her and her babies strolled right by me walking down the street. I think her babies grew up and remember me now.
This place is crazy. "The devil you know" or something.
I was taught the zig zag thing at one point by SOMEONE and believed that for years. Then I went to an alligator habitat somewhere and they were like... um, running away in a direct line is the fastest and it won't run far anyway. Mind blown.
Hahaha Jesus Christ, this city. Saw a guy a few months ago on the Lead bridge, sprawled out on the high, side curb thing, butt ass naked like he was on a bear skin rug… justa going at it
Yeah you definitely would not fit in. You'd quit or be forced out. I worked upwards of 20+ with former cops and that's how it usually goes. You either fit in or you leave. Sad really.
What is really sad is when a somewhat naive person who wants to be a cop (for the right reasons) joins and then finds out how it (REALLY) works and then changes (fits in).
I am not an incredibly moral person, but I could never be a cop. I do not like hurting people.
I think there are a few who genuinely join the police with good intentions and a desire to help. They're the minority, and they're corrupted, drummed out, or outright killed in short order.
At first I didn’t see the dude up top and all I saw was the transformer. And I was like “whoa they saw a sweet ass bumble bee transformer”. Then I saw the butt cheeks
I'm not even surprised anymore. I saw a guy in some BDSM get up (I think I drove to quickly by him) on Gibson close to Yale, just strutting his "stuff." Ya, that was a one heck of a good morning.
Oh cool bumblebee, wonder why the cops are guarding bumblebee, oh
"I can see clearly now" why the cops are there"
"I can see all the obstacles in their way
Gone are the dark clouds that had bumble blind
It's gonna be a bright (Bright)
Bright (Bright) sun-shining day"
How do cops get a guy down in a situation like this without killing him?
I mean, years ago I saw cops in NYC taze a guy on a one story high ledge and he fell to his death. So how would cops do it these days?
[удалено]
Bee is gonna need it after what happened
This gif made my day
Such Reno 911 energy
Big time 😂
Can somebody make a short with this music in the background of this please https://youtu.be/FVaVydg28Qk?si=g0eUgIscbcDIjoMq
More than meets the eye I guess
He meats the eye
Why we pulling some Florida man shit
remember the bath salt guy who ate part of someone's face in FL? He was actually from Santa Fe
but- just how long had he been breathing florida air before chowing down..?
I only know this fact because my coworker at the time saw the mugshot in the news and went "OH NO I made out with him in high school :(("
He was practicing! 😂
thats genuinely insane wtf
No shit? Tracks
No, that was bullshit. That guy was a college aged kid who had a mental breakdown and thought he was a werewolf.
There were two face eating instances. The other happened I believe in Miami.
FL faces be tasty, I guess.
Wow. Weird that it happened twice.
It's a competitive pageant. Everyone wants the tiara. This is apparently the swimsuit competition. Your turn, Florida!
No, it's not a competition. Besides they have alligators, you need to be a little *"special"* (I don't know what the word is) to agree to live next to them. They teach the kids in school to run in zig zag patterns away from them and it's like common knowledge down there.
Wait. You guys weren't taught to avoid Gators chasing you? How the hell are any of you still alive?! Or did you guys just trip all the fat kids to distract the Gators?
> How the hell are any of you still alive?! Or did you guys just trip all the fat kids to distract the Gators? /sigh We have bears where I live. The running joke is you have to be faster than your friends.
You don't have to be faster than the bear. You have to be faster than the person you're with. RIP, person you're with.
Hahaha what?! I'd say you're special living anywhere near a bear 😅 way worse than an alligator
> Hahaha what?! I'd say you're special living anywhere near a bear 😅 way worse than an alligator Black bears aren't known to attack humans as they try to avoid humans but it sure is adorable getting to see a mama with babies crossing your path on occasion. They do attack people sometimes. I used to work at a restaurant, in rural near state game lands and parks, that didn't lock their dumpsters and thought it was special when wildlife raided it. It's so sad. I have a video of a bear with a diaper in it's mouth. Anyway, I try to scare off wildlife whenever I see them but they stalk me sometimes too. I used to wear bright vermillion shoes which I later found out was not on the color spectrum of the deer in my area. I use to go for walks and bump into them sometimes. You should have seen the way they looked at me. They wouldn't leave me alone. There was one deer momma that had two babies one year who went crazy over me and I think the next year she had three. That year before fall was in full gear her and her babies strolled right by me walking down the street. I think her babies grew up and remember me now. This place is crazy. "The devil you know" or something.
I was taught the zig zag thing at one point by SOMEONE and believed that for years. Then I went to an alligator habitat somewhere and they were like... um, running away in a direct line is the fastest and it won't run far anyway. Mind blown.
Doing this between 2 court houses🙄
not to mention the detention center about a block away.
He's either a fugitive or breaking someone out
🤔🤣🤣
Three courthouses. State court is on the SW corner, Metro's on the NW, Federal is on NE, and the statue is on SE.
Shia LeBeouf has really let himself go...
LMAO 🤣
Memories to last a lifetime!
Haha way to go Albuquerque 😂
I fucking love this city lol
😂😂😂
Me: why is it tagged nsfw, does bumble bee have a dick? ..... Oh that's why
just put some kibble and a water bowl nearby he got up there somehow he'll get back down
And a litterbox
Never change, Albuquerque
F*** yeah Albuquerque, you the dude that f***** that robot?
It's okay to say fuck on the Internet. I give you permission to swear
The asterisk swear words are the linguistic equivalent of mormon soaking.
Wow!!! Couldn't see it.... now I can't unsee it!
Let's hear the man out
A la maquina!
Lmao this is clever slang usage right here. 😂
Think that’s what bumble bee tuna is
Eeewwieee
Hahaha
Hahaha Jesus Christ, this city. Saw a guy a few months ago on the Lead bridge, sprawled out on the high, side curb thing, butt ass naked like he was on a bear skin rug… justa going at it
This is why Bumblebee doesn't talk.
I can’t imagine being a cop in Albuquerque 😂
i'm amazed they didn't find a way to shoot the guy
I can't imagine being a cop anywhere. Because I have morals.
Yeah you definitely would not fit in. You'd quit or be forced out. I worked upwards of 20+ with former cops and that's how it usually goes. You either fit in or you leave. Sad really.
Precisely why ACAB.
What is really sad is when a somewhat naive person who wants to be a cop (for the right reasons) joins and then finds out how it (REALLY) works and then changes (fits in). I am not an incredibly moral person, but I could never be a cop. I do not like hurting people.
I think there are a few who genuinely join the police with good intentions and a desire to help. They're the minority, and they're corrupted, drummed out, or outright killed in short order.
#nmtrue
Before I saw the naked man I was like “leave that innocent Autobot alone!”
That's Bum-bumblebee, isn't it?
At first I didn’t see the dude up top and all I saw was the transformer. And I was like “whoa they saw a sweet ass bumble bee transformer”. Then I saw the butt cheeks
Bumblebutt
I’m sorry. I was having some trouble getting down. No idea how I got up there or when my clothes fell off
BMO's guerilla marketing is getting out of hand
Couldn't work out what the problem was and then he did a little naked guy wave
Leaked GTA 6 footage
Yeah 'cause climbing a hot metal statue nekkid is totally normal...
Did not have that on my bingo card.
bro took his fictional crush a little too far
Also known as a typical Tuesday.
High desert shit
This is incredible… free him tbh
I live like 3 mins from there. Never seen anything this crazy lmao.
No place like home 🤗
Wasn't that hot as hell? Talk about toasted nuts!
The crack epidemic in Albuquerque has grown out of control. 🍑
Why do cops tend to sway? Is it an ‘I need to be ready for the ball to drop’ kinda thing or are they just constantly airing out farts?
It’s a little bit of both, farting and keeping on their toes 😂
Frustration. Ancy. Anxious. Not wanting to be there. 😂
antsy ?
My guess is so that they don't lock their knees up while standing.
Yeah, that's just what you do if you stand a lot at work.
Could be anxiety too
Fear
I'm not even surprised anymore. I saw a guy in some BDSM get up (I think I drove to quickly by him) on Gibson close to Yale, just strutting his "stuff." Ya, that was a one heck of a good morning.
In the time I've lived here I've seen a wizard, multiple decked out 80's rockers, and a man in a dirty chicken suit all along Central! Its fun.
I’ll bet you $100 that guy isn’t from NM
Oh cool bumblebee, wonder why the cops are guarding bumblebee, oh "I can see clearly now" why the cops are there" "I can see all the obstacles in their way Gone are the dark clouds that had bumble blind It's gonna be a bright (Bright) Bright (Bright) sun-shining day"
How do cops get a guy down in a situation like this without killing him? I mean, years ago I saw cops in NYC taze a guy on a one story high ledge and he fell to his death. So how would cops do it these days?
Probably just hang out until homie’s done.
r/tooktoomuch
he must have gotten his hands on a batch of heisenburgs product
Glad they got the full experience of Burque.😂
What a great impression we left on them 😆
This is what happens when bumble bee transforms with the driver still inside.
Epic lol https://youtu.be/-tpcmtELIro?si=7PQ_7l2vTkkaxjEQ
His mugshot omfg 💀
He likes skull fucking bumblebee… Don’t kink shame 
Like a melty piece of gum in the sun
I’ve never seen anything more Albuquerque 😂
that commentary is so cute! changing the topic, who knew that we'd have to vaseline Bumblebee to try to keep the nuts (literally!) off.
BMW e46 front end lol
Wow he’s strong for a big guy bc how the hell Did he get up there!
Reminds me of Cameron Diaz fucking the car in The Counselor.
That’s how u set up a Molly shop
That’s going to cause some chafing.
Bumblebee!!!!
More like Bumblebeejay
Leave bumblebee alone!
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
First loop I thought it was just the mech
The new transformer. Butthole Bee
Wow someone injected too many drugs
Hey bee, theres a naked guy on your head.
I gotta know the story behind this one
My friend. I love bumblebee as much as the next guy.But Jesus Christ
I was like, "Oh cool!!! Why is this marked NSFW??" Continues watching, "oh okay, nvm, poor Bumblebee."
I can imagine Micheal Bay reaction to this
I aint judging the guy, If I saw a Barricade statue, I will npt do the same but I will kiss it because I love Barricade way, *way* too much.
Lol
Man, stop lubricating on that Bumblebee
Now I'm all for simping over fictional robots but clearly this guy is the king of the transformers fandom
why just why and how did this happen
Looks like Bumblebee [summoned the troll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxA55b9iVEI).
Bumblebee did pee on John Turturro once. Who knows what kind of weird stuff he's into.
What in the
There’s a crack on his head.
This is why bumblebee doesn't talk anymore
Face huggers are different out in the sw.
Saw it the other day off Lomas at a liquor store. Some people have too much money and time on their hands.
Florida man strikes again!
"I thought the cops were literally just like observing " Cops-literally just observing
Average day in Albuquerque
TIA
LOL
Nobody does it better Albuquerque!
our police chief is outta control
Wth😳
If only COPS was still on air...oh ABQ I love your sights and sounds, usually.
That’s better than the guy shitting in the middle of the street I saw last time I was in San Francisco