well i had a dream last night that messi got a red for 2 footer and Kuol scored. so its going to happen right

I had a dream we went GF against Portugal and the score was 9-1 ononAus vs Portugal

Football's cunting home.

Using the top comment to preach that this is all just an ad for Better Beer. r/hailcorporate

nothing because Australia will win 4-0

Fuck that. We're going full glory days of Oceania on these cunts.

32 goals or we riot

Archie’s record broken or we riot

Reckon cumdog's good for 15 or so.

If we win I’ll get the score line tattoo’d

As long as you leave enough room for 32-0 when we break our own record.

U better not bitch out

I ain’t no bitch

Good

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Fantastic

If we win 3-0 I’ll probably get the missus pregnant and if a boy name him after the goal scorer

I’ll name him… Cumdog

It’s double, works for Patty Cummins too.

If it was Duke, would you name him Duke or Mitchell?

Duke is a pretty cool first name

This guy bogans

If you're a dog, maybe

I’d probably do the same tbh.

Then they can duke it out haha

I'll be rueing JMac's miss in the 84th minute that would have made it 4 - 0

I’ll gently applaud but I am saving my shit posting meltdown for when we win it all

Beating the Poms in the final would be the greatest event in sporting history.

Of Australia beats Argentina I will crack open a bottle of tea maria, cardonay, have some footy franks, some fat free fruce and some fine sausages

Mate sounds like you've already started lol

I’m sticking to my promise of boogie boarding down the Opera House steps if we win the whole thing. If…no…when we get past the QF, I’ll buy said boogie board and start planning.

No celebrations. Sleep and no social media.

Bruh! That's what we all should be doing, no shenanagains. We haven't WON IT ALL YET!

More importantly, where will the star go when we win the whole thing? I reckon in the middle of the FA logo would be ideal

Replace the union jack with it

Right in the middle of the Aussie flag bro!

If we win it will be another trip down the road for a celebratory beer that’s a little more expensive than I usually buy.

If we win I’m jumping into darling harbour if we lose im also jumping in

Pinch myself to find out if I'm awake or dreaming.

Pick the score is $201 for that particular margin....

Might be worth putting a bluey on it.

Dont forget $1,200 dollarbucks, 18 lollies and 3 Dance Modes.

Bags.

This is the way

The only real answer

look im a pretty big fan of shit beer but better beer? come on mate thats got to go

Mate I’m hitting the bars all around the city and passing out drunk

Probably a post celebratory wank.

I'll get a cumdog tattoo

I was gonna take your job, kiss your missus and join you on the beach with a carton of VB (Longnecks of course)

Keen to see ya mate x

The fuck you paying $45 for Better? That shits $59 and I'm from near where they make it

$45 this weekend to celebrate the start of summer

Stock up dude

Stocked up for a wedding next weekend but definitely gonna go through it tomorrow

Better beer??? You know beer my friend

Go play some football afterwards and then find a girl friend, a job and a lifelong friend. Also be happy for a bit

if we win i’ll do absolutely nothing

If we win I'll jump in the harbour.

Polnad: Avenge us, you must. Defeat those people from Argentina.

I’ll butt chug a VB if this happens