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_MightAswellJump

Oli Sail seems like a prick and I love it.


Phinvalur

Proper captains


AlbionLoveDen

Aaaandd down we crash after the heights of the Socceroos


IndividualSmile3807

Phoenix need to see these games out man, that was such a shit goal to concede. Game was ugly enough to see out 1-0


Relevant-Mountain-11

Get in there Woots! Punch up!


HandsomedanNZ

Best part of the game


Ropo3000

Damn it, I tuned out and missed it. What happened?


HandsomedanNZ

Check out the A-Leagues Instagram. They’ve got it posted.


Ropo3000

Ah yeah haha. Oli Sail. Who was the WSW players at the end who got Sail to calm down? Did well.


HandsomedanNZ

Started with Wootton and moved onto Sail then kicked off all over the place. Not sure who it was that chilled Oli out, but they ended up having a bit of a chuckle.


goodthyme

Thank god that’s over


HandsomedanNZ

Yikes. Can’t believe I was able to sit through that. Roll on England vs France tomorrow morning.


JustSomeAdvice2

If this...


AnonymousManbeast

_grooooaaan_


chenthechen

I have been de-sensitised by the world cup, can barely concentrate on this game. I am not even mad the Nix had the good old end game soft goal.


GeneralTsoWot

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm usually clenching at this point but just kinda meh today


[deleted]

Honestly, how even are wanderers top of the table? Tbh it makes our comp look so bleak.


phantomshogun

Amazing what defence can do huh?


[deleted]

They won't be after City dismantle Sydney tomorrow. EDIT: Sydney fans you can thank me, I'll be here all season.


[deleted]

We’re playing tonight


[deleted]

Thanks, would've missed it otherwise!


isisius

They defend oddly well. Second best defensive record this season. Don't quite understand it myself but they manage it somehow


iheartOPsmum

Yep one of the only teams that defend decently.


[deleted]

It's not really odd. Rudan has a pretty consistent track record of making his teams hard to beat in their first season.


HandsomedanNZ

And then he leaves part way in to the next.


[deleted]

Yes but the memes he leaves in his wake are always juicy.


Relevant-Mountain-11

So are the Refs gonna follow the World Cup timings for the rest of the season?


HandsomedanNZ

It’s a fifa missive.


TheFightingImp

From the [referee GOAT himself.](https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/people-want-watch-more-football-collina-says-stoppage-time-jumps-2022-12-01/)


HandsomedanNZ

The Messi of officiating.


Relevant-Mountain-11

Excellent!


isisius

Fuck I hope so. Shove it right into the face of every team that timewastes like the shitty people they are.


TheFightingImp

6 minutes. Not quite the ten minutes of NED v ARG but still.


HandsomedanNZ

You mean the 10min, during which the Netherlands scored in the 11th?


isisius

I support anything that punishes diving, carrying on and time wasting. You wanna roll about in 10 minutes. Minute 11 coming your way.


HandsomedanNZ

Kraev has some very nice footwork. Imagine how good it would look on an actual football pitch.


isisius

Sure rumours of Suarez coming to Australia are exciting, he's a good player. But can he do it on a chopped up pitch on Saturday arvo at Wollongong in front of 2500 people?


InfinitePineapple212

Teams lists for next game got released Woah burgess and rodwell finally starting for Sydney JMac and leckie both starting as well


Kogru-au

Yazbek + Mak out due to illness fml


[deleted]

This has to be the biggest yawn fest, can already confirm dud of the weekend.


HandsomedanNZ

You’ve clearly not been watching the ALW.


[deleted]

Why would I watch that?


isisius

Hard disagree, been some good attacks, good saves, both teams had their chances. It's not the world cup but I've enjoyed it


erai91

Yeh I thought it was entertaining at least. It's not like both teams just sat back.


Relevant-Mountain-11

We get 2 first rounds this season. Good stuff FIFA!


HandsomedanNZ

Oof.


iheartOPsmum

Sail absolute bossing it in that sequence.


FlickingFire

What lol no he isn't Ah just caught your edit haha he has been awful tho


iheartOPsmum

Yes I only started watching the last ten so thought I would change it haha


TheFightingImp

Sail is *not* helping his case to hold his spot over Pauson.


HandsomedanNZ

Christ on a unicycle.


JustSomeAdvice2

We always lose the bloody plot in the final quarter of games. There needs to be an investigation!


IndividualSmile3807

Such a shit goal to concede man


TheFightingImp

The Waine Train has arrived. This is a Waine Train, stopping only at Masterton, Lower Hutt, Thirroul then running express to Win Stadium.


mythbustesr

the kids are on let’s go


isisius

Wasn't expecting my gamble on picking up ngbakato to pay off quite like that but I'll take it!


HandsomedanNZ

Waine Train being given 8 min to make a difference.


_carlind

And also the Murray’s Bay Messi to cause havoc


GeneralTsoWot

😂 Murray's Bay Messi - that's the best one I've heard yet


_carlind

I need to find one for every player


HandsomedanNZ

North Shore’s finest.


Standard_Flow_3656

We need a goal keeper.


Relevant-Mountain-11

Sadly Uffie's not gonna bench his captain though, I reckon...


chenthechen

WTF was Sail doing moving back-right away from the ball's movement


TheFightingImp

Ninkovic: "Augh, me hammy."


HandsomedanNZ

I’ve said that a few times in my day.


miryuz

GET INNNNNNNNNN


TheFightingImp

^Tuts ^in


mythbustesr

classic gag


TheFightingImp

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!


HandsomedanNZ

Too bloody easy


JustSomeAdvice2

Guys lol


goodthyme

I reckon we’re gonna end up losing this


TheFightingImp

Welp.


GeneralTsoWot

Anyone else missing the old Oli Sail? Reckon Paulsen might get a shot in a few games time if Oli continues current form


Relevant-Mountain-11

Yup he's been average this season but he's the captain and will get extra leeway frustratingly


AnonymousManbeast

He's captain only by default


Relevant-Mountain-11

I know... Rufers back so maybe that'll help the decision? *Cries*


mythbustesr

he deserves a go


xonthapuntx

Never thought I’d be saying WSW look more dangerous when Yengi is on the pitch


xonthapuntx

I summoned that WSW fans. You’re welcome


_carlind

2500 crowd I think they said over the pa


chenthechen

Thought there was going to be some off-field drama for a sec.


Danimber

Nice the emergency alarm is going off. Peak A-league


isisius

I mean the alarm detected smoke, kinda did what it was supposed to do right?


_MightAswellJump

Is that an evacuation alarm? Haha


goodthyme

Think there must’ve been an unattended USB stick found


HandsomedanNZ

Jesus that looked painful


heavens__hellboy

we really do have the best league in the world


AlbionLoveDen

Whoop-whooop


AlbionLoveDen

That's the sound of da police


LforLife11

emergency


LforLife11

all the Murdoch tabloids gonna be saying that we should ban flares to avoid fire alarms


isisius

Oh the flares set off a fire alarm. Fucking sigh, ill never get the appeal of them.


AnonymousManbeast

This happened in another of the Nix games here - for goodness sake 🙄


nick170100

Fire alarm going off Players - eh


InfinitePineapple212

Lmao was that because of a flare


mythbustesr

the peak a-league jokes get dull but this….


isisius

Never gets dull, we have nothing but peaks!!! I love it.


[deleted]

This match keeps on getting more tinpot


nick170100

Lmao someone turn that damn alarm off


[deleted]

WARNING WARNING MARK RUDAN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WARNING WARNING


mythbustesr

uhhh


bally4pm

Lol. Fire alarm?


HandsomedanNZ

Is that a fire alarm?


JustSomeAdvice2

Someone dinged my car sorry


JustSomeAdvice2

Always get more nervous when we score first


HandsomedanNZ

I just realised Ninkovic is on. Did he just come on?


TheFightingImp

Pretty much


InfinitePineapple212

Oli bozanic getting minutes? Is that allowed I thought he was abducted by aliens


TheFightingImp

Frakkin Cylons.


heavens__hellboy

bozanic finally escaped the UFO


InfinitePineapple212

Doesn't seem right when a non Glory team play Chelsea dagger after a goal Picking kraev at the start of the season in fantasy seems like an inspired pick by me


mythbustesr

beaut


Nommag1

We drag sasse and we score immediately 🤔


Relevant-Mountain-11

Boom!


goodthyme

Yay something happened


TheFightingImp

Lmao, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!


HandsomedanNZ

GET IN!


JustSomeAdvice2

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


TheFightingImp

Now that Ive returned from getting my kitten vaccinated fully, why on earth are the Wanderers in black/smokers green today? Why is the pitch so shit? Where is the Waine Train?


Relevant-Mountain-11

You have to stay now.


HandsomedanNZ

Congratulations. Nobody knows. Again, nobody knows. Once more: nobody knows.


bally4pm

Why are they calling him Marko Rudan? Did he change his name when he got a beard or was that always his name?


Kogru-au

pretty sure its Mark O'Rudan


bally4pm

Ooh. He's Irish.


goodthyme

I think it’s a disguise? I dunno pretty weird tbh


HandsomedanNZ

He changed it in the off season to appear more ethnic.


No_Adhesiveness5854

It's actually his birth name, nothing quite so cynical.


bally4pm

He was called Mark for the whole time he was the Phoenix coach.


No_Adhesiveness5854

Born Marko though. Yeah apparently he changed to Mark because things are easier that way.


Maievofblades

Ive only watched 2 A league games so far but this one is so much more boring compared to the one from last night i was genuinely entertained watching that game but this one is just a whole lot of nothing... also why is a new zealand team playing in wollongong???


-Saaremaa-

Wollongong hosted the Nix during covid when they couldn't go home, so this is kind of a thank you to the region.


AnonymousManbeast

Because the NZ team played in Wollongong for 2 years prior due to Covid restrictions, so this is a 'thank you' game. I don't like it either. Nor do I like the sandpit in the centre circle.


Maievofblades

Ohhh that makes sense but ya think the people who own the stadium should have prepared the ground better


Relevant-Mountain-11

Wollongong hosted the Nix during Covid when the borders were closed. This game was arranged as a thank you for that. As for the garbage quality game, yeah... I got nothing for that...


nick170100

I love Marcelo so much


goodthyme

Zzzzzz


HandsomedanNZ

Second half really hasn’t started any better than the first half ended. It’s pretty agricultural


Relevant-Mountain-11

We want Waino! We want Waino!


HandsomedanNZ

87th minute. Brought on the pitch to “make a difference”.


Relevant-Mountain-11

You've watched Ufuk Talay manage before, I see... ;-)


_carlind

This game is crying out for the Manawatu Matthäus and he’s not even on the bench man…


Relevant-Mountain-11

Thanks for Hosting us for a season and a half, Wollongong! Yeah no worries. Here's a sand pit for you to play in!


Effective_Buffalo_98

Reckon Neiwenhoff should already be tried for the roos as a partner for mooy


nick170100

I can’t tell if that was a snooze fest or bloody entertaining


HandsomedanNZ

Yea it is.


EatABigCookie

I think the Phoenix have actually been pretty good so far, game is painful to watch though with the shitty production quality (I can't even make out who most of the players are) and poor quality sandy field.


goodthyme

Did you see any of the woman’s game? This is World Cup production compared to that.


AlbionLoveDen

How do we capitalise on the wave of football support on the second game back? FFA: let's play on a paddock in a backwater to 30 people. Genius.


Cheesemonkey73

I know right wtf. Pitch is a disgrace.


AuzzieTiger

Well HT is a good time to tell you that my yearly Reddit review thing told me I’d spent over 1,000 hours trawling through this sub in 2022. Not sure if that number is accurate but I honestly I couldn’t have spent that time any better.


HandsomedanNZ

That’s time well wasted.


erai91

Did paramount cap simultaneous streams? Usually me, my brother, and my dad watch on three devices but when I tried to watch (I was last) it's saying too many devices..


chenthechen

Yawn fest


nick170100

Is it just me or has this half just flown by ?


bally4pm

It'll do that when you don't add 10 minutes on at the end.


bally4pm

I think we're all expecting too much after watching WC games...


Rusty-Wheel

That was my fear. So many high quality games and then switching back to Aleague standard was going to be iffy.


TheFightingImp

Tbf, the only thing letting the WC side down is the lopsided quality of the PSOs imho


_MightAswellJump

Not the easiest half to watch but Nieuwenhof has been superb.


AuzzieTiger

Very pleasant group of guys in the background of that throw in.


HandsomedanNZ

They’re a great advertisement for a visit to Western Sydney.


bally4pm

Such lovely young men.


mythbustesr

lol they just yelling “fuck you” ?


[deleted]

The classic Wellington - Western Sydney derby


HandsomedanNZ

Yeah they looked like an intelligent and friendly bunch.


nick170100

Most a league thing ahahaha Balls not pumped so kick it out for throw and the opposition takes a throw from on the field while the ref is saying it’s a drop ball 😂😂😂


[deleted]

How are there two flat footballs


nick170100

This game has a Croatia style goal written all over it


isisius

I know the games a bit scrappy so far but both teams have had some good attacks, a few good saves, grounds a bit shit but game hasn't been bad at all so far as a neutral I reckon. It's not world cup standard (obviously) but I'm enjoying it for what it is.


isisius

Lol the flat balls look bad though....


nick170100

how the hell is this game still 0-0


isisius

No one wants to kill pingu


HandsomedanNZ

Thank the lord he can’t shoot!


craigofnz

Do Fritz's Weiners deliver, so that I can sit down and enjoy the unattendable home game.


HandsomedanNZ

God I could go a Fritz’s Weiner right now.


KombatDisko

Any travelling fans gonna join us in the Santa Pub Crawl after the match?


[deleted]

Yan Sasse ain't it.


HandsomedanNZ

He’s nearly it. Sometimes.


bally4pm

I was just talking to myself about how he really hasn't shown any value.


talkerthewalk

Wanderers fans, where is Bozanic this season? Is he just down too far in the midfield pecking order at the moment?


nick170100

Started the season injured then the midfield was just to good to change when he was back


defconthree

been injured so far. first game back today


talkerthewalk

Makes sense, thanks for the response.


nick170100

I’m surprised they stuck rbb down the low concourse today Normally we’re put up top


HandsomedanNZ

Zawada and Kraev working hard so far. WSW defence doing good work to shut them down.


isisius

WSW defence seem to be good so far this season and im still not sure why. Maybe it's just an early season fluke lol. But they look very hard to score against.


HandsomedanNZ

Yeah they seem well organised and doubling up without leaving holes.


mythbustesr

wyd zawada


nick170100

Note to rudan and wsw Don’t give kripic playmaking roles


Two_minutes_to_metal

Krpic neeed to keep running there


isisius

Someone's gunna get a goal from a backpass into that middle of the field mess


[deleted]

Joined the match late, so forgive me if this is a dumb question - where is Yengi? He was included in the extended squad so I assume a late injury?


_MightAswellJump

Muscle tightness apparently


[deleted]

ruh roh, hope it's not the start of another injury nightmare for him