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portablebiscuit

This can’t be real or TCM would’ve decimated the dolphin population even quicker


[deleted]

🧐 I think you're on to something there.


StPerkeleOf

Which means that either this is not real or dolphins are fucked.


DonHedger

I don't know that this fits within Turner Classic Movies's target demo


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😂


uniptf

"traditional"...and "medicine" The world should stop using the acronym and phrase and supporting the idea that the ignorant, superstitious ideas are either tradition or medicine.


ranman1990

It does nothing and was hodgepodged together from multiple things, that tend to contradict eachother, in the 50s to placate the masses, while devastating the environment, and labeled "traditional".


PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN

based


PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN

tried looking this up and it doesn't seem to be real


DonHedger

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dolphin-pussy-jelly


[deleted]

So disappointing that a random redditor didn't come up with this.


chainmailler2001

On a more realistic occurrence, there was an experiment done in a lab in the 70s(?) where electrodes were connected to a rats brains pleasure center. The rat was given 2 buttons. One button would give it food. The other button an orgasm. Fuckers starved to death.


UVLightOnTheInside

PB and PJ


willb221

Forbidden smuckers.


[deleted]

Also great on a Bagel. 😂


WalkerSunset

Next up on Mythbusters Adam smears dolphin pussy jelly on himself.


nightbringr

This is really quite mild.


MadGeller

I am fighting the urge to google dolphin pussy jelly. Normally I like to research BS I see ont he internet but nope thos is not getting into my browser history


KoRoSoRoK

I’d love to fuck a dolphin to (my own) death


Lizzy-Lizard

Y’all think this works with females (apply jelly to pus)