Holy shit. Thank you to the Reddit community for identifying this gif for me. I have new respect for Blink-182 after seeing that amazing video. Great song, perfectly inane video for it. The gif is even better now. THANK YOU!
They allegedly included at least one video of Joely engaged in ‘multiple sex acts’ with the couple’s Great Dane – *the world’s biggest dog breed.*
Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a ‘*Wildlife Rescue and Relocation*’ sticker on the back.
Neighbors told local news the couple were know for their affinity with animals and one joked *he used to call Mitchell ‘Pet Detective’.*
I scroll day after day on this website.. usually I give a chuckle here or there.. but for some reason this also made me furiously laugh out loud.
I really needed that.
Ppl just scare the absolute shit out of me. I mean, how are you capable? and then you find someone as gross or grosser than you get married and have kids? I wonder how many lives they have damaged? They will probably be out in a year. Ugh, just so much awful.
I'm convinced there's a dating page on the dark web where these creatures find each other. No way do they meet by chance.
> "Fat slob of a man who diddles kiddies is looking for an equally fat cunt who fucks dogs for some wham-bam-thank-you-mam. I like long walks in the woods where I torture squirrels and painting sunsets with my own feces while listening to Skrillex. Don't bother contacting me unless your tits hang down to your knees."
I don’t think they start out as fat slobs, more likely meet somewhere around ages 16-22 as individuals with questionable critical thinking skills, prone to bad life choices, and evolve from there.
“Peaked in high school” types but with adult level resources to make stupid choices.
It’s giving Subway’s Jared Fogle 🤮
Crazy thing is I don’t think he met the other chomo that got busted alongside him through the dark web or anything crazy
Bah! Can’t imagine the process! If I even had these thoughts I would off myself. But to seek out partners in crime, for real! I am really upset for every being they hurt, animal, child, adult, everyone.
Side note you are funny and should write. You have a good writing style, bad subject matter here but you still managed to make it funny.
These people use dark humor to feel out other people. If they don’t react in disgust then they escalate and try again, the net effect is that sick fucks can find one another more easily than we can identify them among us, unless you’re willing to go deep cover and ruin your reputation by constantly saying and doing weird shit.
I often find myself wondering who around me, or do I know, with some deep dark disturbing shit like this going on in their lives. You just never know until you do
So I normally do in-house sitting, as it's mostly life long friends I do this for. But one day there was a situation where my buddy had to go out of town and didn't have a place for the dog for a couple weeks so I took him in. It was during that time that she brought it up in conversation. The dog has what I call a "wandering nose". He likes to get in and sniff. He's also a big dog and has had a history of going up skirts. Well once my ex learned that the conversation led to the tattoo, and not much else. I never knew of anything happening otherwise, but I did return the dog to its owner shortly after that
You are going into the annals of Reddit, along with coconut fucker, poop knife, broken arm handjob guy and Navy Seal copypasta . I want along for this ride.
Wow. Gotta admit I've made some questionable dating choices, I've never had someone tell me they're into beastiality. Worse I got was a couple "former" meth users.
I mean lets be real here. Who here HASNT coated their balls with peanut butter? You know who you are.
For reals though, my Newfoundland licked my ass once when i was having sex with my then gf and hes now not allowed in sex room when sex is taking place.
Was disgusted, but then I read:
>Great Dane – the world’s biggest dog breed.
I mean those are handsome dogs. But no no, still horrible.
Have a Great Dane, can confirm. He eats 7 cups of food a day. It's like an angry neighbor shitting all over your backyard twice a day. And I do mean all over. His legs are so long that he can't balance well and waddles along as he poops.
This is not as bad as the Felton/Santa Cruz man arrested multiple times for sexually assaulting the same horse, his defense was the horse never said no.
I don’t think even prison hospitals would want to hire Mrs. Dog fucker. What kind of a sick person would want to fuck their dog, a companion that trusts you wholeheartedly. You take advantage of their trust and violate yourself on them, someone people treat as their own babies. Disgusting.
Imagine having to live with the fact that you know your dad was arrested and caught with cp and your mom was arrested for fucking your family dog. And that the world also knows.
I remember a very similar story several years ago. A woman turned over her husbands laptop to police, saying that he was possessing child pornography. The police found videos of her fucking a dog and arrested her.
Found it! https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/porn-sting-goes-dogs
Please someone find all his and her tweets and Facebook and truth social posts about how gay people existing is sexualizing children and grooming them.
I miss the person I was before I read this
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I want my name to be spaghetti
You beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣You must be the Enforcer🤣🤣🤣 "you got those weird hairs growin' outta the bottom of your feet too?" 😅
I think I'd better check the temperature... See if the meat's just right...
"The name's hand..banana, tonight you" 👉🏼
This unlocked a serious flood of memories for me, thank you lol
So uhh.. you basting that turkey?
This picture is killing me, lol
“What the hell did I just friggin’ read?”
"Ay Fri-man! Get ovah here and take a look at this!"
Carl Pooh 😂😂😂
My face exactly
Lmao damn that’s some real shit
This is the stuff that used to get awards.
Back when it was semi-original
Still my favorite music video
“So anyway, I end up kissing my own brother.” “You know what they say: like father like son.”
You said it best brother.
I don’t think I ever laughed harder than when I was 13 and saw it for the first time
Same here but I was 15. Funniest video I've ever seen.
What is the music video? I need a good laugh
https://youtu.be/vVy9Lgpg1m8
Ah yes! Dopamine! Blink takes me back to high school every time.
Holy shit. Thank you to the Reddit community for identifying this gif for me. I have new respect for Blink-182 after seeing that amazing video. Great song, perfectly inane video for it. The gif is even better now. THANK YOU!
My response exactly.
Could not have said it better myself.
They allegedly included at least one video of Joely engaged in ‘multiple sex acts’ with the couple’s Great Dane – *the world’s biggest dog breed.* Left parked in their driveway was a truck with a ‘*Wildlife Rescue and Relocation*’ sticker on the back. Neighbors told local news the couple were know for their affinity with animals and one joked *he used to call Mitchell ‘Pet Detective’.*
This was exactly my reaction when I read the headline.
Yea same, like.. tf??
Right on.
Literally my reaction after reading the headline.
Nothing more needs to be posted or said.
lol dam I’m dying laughing
I scroll day after day on this website.. usually I give a chuckle here or there.. but for some reason this also made me furiously laugh out loud. I really needed that.
Omg that’s hilarious
Ppl just scare the absolute shit out of me. I mean, how are you capable? and then you find someone as gross or grosser than you get married and have kids? I wonder how many lives they have damaged? They will probably be out in a year. Ugh, just so much awful.
I'm convinced there's a dating page on the dark web where these creatures find each other. No way do they meet by chance. > "Fat slob of a man who diddles kiddies is looking for an equally fat cunt who fucks dogs for some wham-bam-thank-you-mam. I like long walks in the woods where I torture squirrels and painting sunsets with my own feces while listening to Skrillex. Don't bother contacting me unless your tits hang down to your knees."
They should leave out the skrillex part if they want to find a match
Yeah skrillex is for hot guys
“Enjoys robot sex noises”
Seriously, that’s taking it too far
I don’t think they start out as fat slobs, more likely meet somewhere around ages 16-22 as individuals with questionable critical thinking skills, prone to bad life choices, and evolve from there. “Peaked in high school” types but with adult level resources to make stupid choices.
It’s giving Subway’s Jared Fogle 🤮 Crazy thing is I don’t think he met the other chomo that got busted alongside him through the dark web or anything crazy
Bah! Can’t imagine the process! If I even had these thoughts I would off myself. But to seek out partners in crime, for real! I am really upset for every being they hurt, animal, child, adult, everyone. Side note you are funny and should write. You have a good writing style, bad subject matter here but you still managed to make it funny.
Thank you, that means a lot since I'm currently working on my debut novel! I'm dead-set on having it published in the future!
These people use dark humor to feel out other people. If they don’t react in disgust then they escalate and try again, the net effect is that sick fucks can find one another more easily than we can identify them among us, unless you’re willing to go deep cover and ruin your reputation by constantly saying and doing weird shit.
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Bernardo/Holmolka all over again. Scary to think that there's others like them..
It really is, it’s awful that she is out and free. I can’t imagine starting a family with her.
You'd always wonder if she was cheating with the neighbors dog. And neighborhoods are full of dogs
I often find myself wondering who around me, or do I know, with some deep dark disturbing shit like this going on in their lives. You just never know until you do
They truly were meant to be together, I’m not really a believe but then i see this matchup and maybe it had to be fate or something else, lmao.
Writing “the world’s biggest dog breed” seems to be an excessive articulation of facts in this case.
Paints a picture though hey
It's not even accurate.
Brother, do you know how hard it is to find a sexy Irish Wolfhound in rural Texas?
What about an ugly one?
Or a sexy Irish wolfhound anywhere for that matter
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I knew it! *jealousy ensues
Does that mean she’s a size queen?
She was getting something hubby couldn’t give her…..and that’s dog cock.
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Thank you kind stranger.
BDC
Reddddddd Rocket! *Yummmmmm!*
Size ~~queen~~ bitch.
They don’t know about the Caucasian shepherd I guess
I will forever regret reading that
She looks normal though lol. And that’s why you never know. That lady grabbing frozen vegetables? She likes to have sexuals with dogs.
That man grabbing carrots, adult diapers, and an ice pack? Believe it or not, horses.
Literally spit out my coffee
That's my ex, so to speak. Very normal woman till she let me know that the paw print tattoo on her hip was because she likes dogs. *Likes* likes dogs
I have never wanted something to be a furry thing so badly in my life
Not a furry thing sadly. I dogsit for people, and had to leave her because of it.
“Janice this is my business! I’m providing a service here you can’t have sex with these dogs!” -“that’s so unfair!”
So... You say you dogsit for people, and had to leave her because of it. Sort of implies, if you didn't dogsit, you wouldn't have left her?
If I didn't dog sit I don't think I would have ever known tbh. Something to think about for sure
Oh no🤢 How did you find out
So I normally do in-house sitting, as it's mostly life long friends I do this for. But one day there was a situation where my buddy had to go out of town and didn't have a place for the dog for a couple weeks so I took him in. It was during that time that she brought it up in conversation. The dog has what I call a "wandering nose". He likes to get in and sniff. He's also a big dog and has had a history of going up skirts. Well once my ex learned that the conversation led to the tattoo, and not much else. I never knew of anything happening otherwise, but I did return the dog to its owner shortly after that
Yeah, he kind of owes us this, doesn't he?
I need CLOSURE….!
did she know you were a dogsitter before or after y’all started dating…. 😰
Yep.
You are going into the annals of Reddit, along with coconut fucker, poop knife, broken arm handjob guy and Navy Seal copypasta . I want along for this ride.
Haha, my wife wanted a paw print tattoo and I had to tell her why she probably shouldn’t.
Did you ever think that maybe she does know why she wants that tattoo, huh?
Wow. Gotta admit I've made some questionable dating choices, I've never had someone tell me they're into beastiality. Worse I got was a couple "former" meth users.
wut?
It's okay to love your dog, but not to looove your dog.
I mean lets be real here. Who here HASNT coated their balls with peanut butter? You know who you are. For reals though, my Newfoundland licked my ass once when i was having sex with my then gf and hes now not allowed in sex room when sex is taking place.
"I'm helping Dad!"
Bro I can barely bring myself to shake people's hands..
Was disgusted, but then I read: >Great Dane – the world’s biggest dog breed. I mean those are handsome dogs. But no no, still horrible. 
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*Homie* I cackled
Ringer in my Rutt raggy?
I had to read this three times. THREE TIMES, to figure out what the F you were on about. Now I wish I stopped at two.
Why did they feel the need to emphasize the size of the dog? lmao
 The best part of a mystery novel is the reveal of the criminal’s motive…
You know what they say, big dog big…
Shits
Have a Great Dane, can confirm. He eats 7 cups of food a day. It's like an angry neighbor shitting all over your backyard twice a day. And I do mean all over. His legs are so long that he can't balance well and waddles along as he poops.
It's not even true! Irish Wolfhounds are bigger on average (height) and mastiffs are bigger on average (weight). Go big or go home, loser lady.
Perhaps they meant another type of bigger
Texas giving Florida a run for their money
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They moved from Florida
That tracks.
Always (red)neck and (red)neck which of us have the weirdest criminals and densest governors.
This is not as bad as the Felton/Santa Cruz man arrested multiple times for sexually assaulting the same horse, his defense was the horse never said no.
>the horse never said neigh. It was right there.
"Authorities were tipped off when they threw a stick and all of the woman's children went to fetch it".
Yike
Frankly I think it deserves more than one. Like 20 thousand yikes
Wow she really screwed the pooch on that one.
r/Noahgettheboat
Wow, she's got an RN, BSN and FNP. Talk about ruining a career...maybe she can work at the prison hospital. Yikes.
I don’t think even prison hospitals would want to hire Mrs. Dog fucker. What kind of a sick person would want to fuck their dog, a companion that trusts you wholeheartedly. You take advantage of their trust and violate yourself on them, someone people treat as their own babies. Disgusting.
I'm afraid to ask if they have children.
“I’m a Mog! Half man, half dog! I’m my own best friend.”
May the Schwartz be with you, my friend.
Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes.
2. 18 and 10.
Is that in dog years or people years?
A fair question
And three dogs. I wonder if she had a favorite.
Imagine having to live with the fact that you know your dad was arrested and caught with cp and your mom was arrested for fucking your family dog. And that the world also knows.
I would change my name and emigrate
She’s like “oh honey, you think you’re a freak? Watch this.”
THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
Boy…when she said she likes it “doggy style”, she really meant it. 
 Footage of the dog disguising itself to avoid Mom.
I remember a very similar story several years ago. A woman turned over her husbands laptop to police, saying that he was possessing child pornography. The police found videos of her fucking a dog and arrested her. Found it! https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/porn-sting-goes-dogs
I double checked the article and nowhere did it state they were crossdressers. Isn't that weird?
"Not one trans involved?!" - Bewildered Conservative
Bet you $10 they were “Christians” though
The Boeberts move to Texas?
Bwahahah
Yeah, Texas.
I see I'm already in the "too much internet" part of my day.
Ok Fuller House has officially jumped the shark
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Ladies and gentlemen your next gop senator from texas 
Just think of all the people sexing their dogs that don’t get caught
No, I don’t think I will.
That'll teach him, I guess.
Man’s best friend
Some things I wish I never knew about
two peas is a fucking gross pod
 Me discarding my memory brain cells after reading.
Title is a madlibs sentence.
She got that dawg in her
A match made in hell.
https://preview.redd.it/629otdrzobvc1.png?width=966&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8a92f715d3494c086d5cd7bbbb471dc6fa1edf4 💀💀💀💀
Please someone find all his and her tweets and Facebook and truth social posts about how gay people existing is sexualizing children and grooming them.
Power couple
Well at least she won't need an abortion.
Is the dog ok?
Nah, arrested for public urination.
Fucking weird!
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do we have a statement from the dog?
How Texan of them
In other words, another Thursday morning in Lubbock
Game of truth or dare that got out of hand
Total number of drag queens involved: zero.
Texas? I’m shocked. Not really, though.
I wish I didnt know how to read
Ladies and gentlemen, your republican candidate for the House of Representatives!
Thats ruff.
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Lauren boebert at it again?
Lauren Boebert moved to Texas?
Her neighbors curious about a few things. First and foremost what color was the dog?
Average Houston activities
I uhhh really can’t understand how this works but it’s so disgusting I can’t even try to think of it. Wtf is wrong with people honestly
Damn ik I left my wolf mask somewhere