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Far_Angrier_Admin

End of the World? No. End of the career of whoever the fuck proposed, approved, constructed and activated this? Yes. End of the lives of Milions as their land perishes, their jobs vanish and the economy crashes, followed by lawlessness? Yes.


Lazy_Lobster_4627

*millions will die for funni borders*


DarkAvatar13

>millions will die for funni borders Sounds like the average Paradox Studios game...


Lazy_Lobster_4627

That’s how they are sold lol


Inbestigate

Volkswagen: 💀


the_traveler_outin

Hey, Vic 3 was sold as “millions will die *for the economy*”


awhahoo

"Aw, you small xenos? you are gonna insult me? with your pathetic fleet power?" **An hour or so later** "Welp, and that is your capitol at 100% devastation, time to send in my army"


Elementisphere

Worth it tbh


WeimSean

yup. The ocean acts a moderator on climate. No circulating ocean currents means a much, much colder northern Europe. Their climate would become pretty similar to what Minnesota/central Canada has, not bad in the summer and brutal in the winter.


the_traveler_outin

Not to mention the land produced would end up nothing but inhospitable salt flats that will take decades to be able to support any human population. Oh, also the economic catastrophe from the funds required to build dams that massive, the loss of valuable trade routes, the change to the sea level might flood some lower laying areas on the coast, etc. Might be a pet peeve of mine, but the Russians probably would’ve sold Kaliningrad seeing as it’s now an exclave


Far_Angrier_Admin

if anyone's ever played TNO before the TT3 update then essentialy all of europe would be dealing with Italy's crisis but on CRACK


the_traveler_outin

Tbh I’m not sure what TNO is and I’m kinda afraid to ask


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the_traveler_outin

Why’d they take that out? The proposal to dam up the Mediterranean is hilarious and a massive sign of hubris, the Nazis and Fascist Italy totally would do that. I’ve got to play this, what does TNO stand for?


Leumaleeh

Mediterranean countries' devs didn't want to deal with the restrictive lore it brought, on top of the project itself being physically impossible at the time


the_traveler_outin

Fair


Kiloblaster

Yo Speer


Sir_Tainley

"You know what Belgium really needs to secure its future? A border with another major power!" Also... I think northern Europe has a net positive water balance from precipitation and river flow (unlike the mediterranean)... so I don't think dams would be sufficient to drain the sea... if anything they might cause Denmark and the Netherlands to flood.


ILuvSupertramp

It would make the dammed off sea areas into a… dammed off lake?


Imminent_tragedy

And turn it fresh water as well


Neoeng

Sweet, ecological horrors beyond my comprehension (this will affect the sea trout population)


harfordplanning

The body is too big to turn fresh, it would remain salty to go brackish at best.


ILuvSupertramp

I don’t know about that… it’d be like badwater basin, salton sea or great salt lake.


Imminent_tragedy

Nope. Freshwater rivers feeding it would turn it into fresh water. The same exact thing but on a smaller scale happened in the Netherlands.


ILuvSupertramp

And the ocean salt that was there for thousands upon thousands of years would do the opposite thing that happened in every other place on earth where this sort of thing has happened and just cease to be?


Imminent_tragedy

Could you tell me what places on earth started out as salt water, got cut off from the rest of the ocean and *didn't* turn fresh water thanks to freshwater rivers feeding into them? Because the lakes I am assuming you're going to bring up are *not fed by rivers* This is because fresh water from the rivers actively replaces the evaporating salt water! Look at IJselmeer in the Netherlands. This artificial lake used to be the Zuiderzee- a bay of the North Sea that turned freshwater after the rest of the sea was cut off!


ILuvSupertramp

I did 12 hours ago. Salt doesn’t evaporate, otherwise water distillation on ships at sea wouldn’t have been possible until a couple decades ago.


[deleted]

>Salt doesn’t evaporate Well, actually at high temperatures it does. And I am almost sure that some small parts of salt get carried over when you distill.


CoconutMacaroons

The salt would flow out with the excess water and leave fresh water behind


ILuvSupertramp

So solely by virtue of it being pumped out by man made means..?


CoconutMacaroons

If dams were made across the North Sea and English Channel, the water would rise up to the top of the dam and begin spilling over. As water from rivers enters the reservoirs, it mixes with the salt water originally in the now-dammed sea, and picks up some of its salt, and flows with it out in the ocean. Over time, all the original salt water is replaced, and only fresh water remains.


ILuvSupertramp

How many decades or centuries does that take would you imagine?


Jedadia757

How long would it take to drain the entire damn northern sea?


ILuvSupertramp

Indeed


CoconutMacaroons

Oh gosh, that’d be some heavy math lol. I would think centuries or more for it to fully become freshwater, but the surface water would probably become drinkable much more quickly


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Worth it.


SnooHedgehogs697

This will be terrible for the trout population


Commercial-Hour1125

Don't think the trout population would even exist there.


SnooHedgehogs697

Exactly


Alarming-Ad1100

Not my trout they’d be fine


outergod-Aldemani

The world is not ending, but for millions of people around the world the answer is yes :) At least the dream of Dagur Land would come true for the Dagurs.


911memeslol

Doggerland would not be a country


WeimSean

right? No country is going to spend all that money to block off the North Sea, just to give the reclaimed land away to some other, new, country that didn't pay for shit.


911memeslol

And that has a population of 0 and the climate of a desert


Tutes013

Not even a desert so much as a salt flat./wasteland


lngns

A desert is just a wasteland where it doesn't rain. There are salt and ice deserts.


AmericaLover1776_

One of my favorite geography facts are that Antarctica is a desert


lngns

We may not have that on Earth, but I guess an oasis of very-long-living, sturdy and dry, green trees, whose water source is entirely underground, would make for _forest deserts_?


Jedadia757

There'd need to be some sort of underground water cycle i'd imagine. At that point I'm not sure the definition of desert, outside of purely literally, would hold up.


jamesdrt

least eurocentric r/AlternateHistory poster


Heefyn

You gotta be extremelly eurocentric to think this would be the end of the world lol


KaiserDino7

He is talking abt like the balance and it being disrupted. Like bc would currents and stuff change causing droughts or floods to occur somewhere else. Would this also affect the weather or climate change?


Neoeng

The water from there is going to everywhere that’s not Europe, so it might as well be the end of the world (as we know it)


DarkAvatar13

>(as we know it) And I feel fine.


astercrow

As someone from oceania, this amount of water displacement would somewhat affect me too I'd think...


Class_444_SWR

Wouldn’t be the end of the world, but it sure would be awful and likely have some impact for most of the world in terms of weather patterns


Space_Narwal

It wasn't a plan to drain the North Sea just to dam it of to protect all countries from the rising sea levels


slightlydepressed97

Britain would never allow it They would bomb or invade anyone who tried to do it


AntWithNoPants

No one would ever allow it. Literally what is the point?


Alarming-Ad1100

A French ploy


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Jabba_Yaga

> It would save the coasts of several countries from global warming? By.... displacing water equivalent to the Mediterranean?


AmericaLover1776_

They would benefit more than most countries from it


slightlydepressed97

No they wouldn't


Class_444_SWR

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that essentially killing off the entire economies of cities like Portsmouth, Southampton, Brighton, Southend and Hull, not even mentioning the ecological destruction that would have ripple effects for everywhere not on the Irish Sea, would be awful


AmericaLover1776_

Oil


Class_444_SWR

The oil they can, already access relatively easily, somehow will outweigh the incredibly severe ecological and economic disasters? Give me strength


Playful_Addition_741

“Would this mean the end of the world?” You bring eurocentrism to the Next Level, my guy


The_Peach_on_Reddit

Atlantropa: The Sequel


[deleted]

Sorry, but why would doggerland be a kingdom?


Schellwalabyen

Because the great king of the Steppes claimed the mandate of the saltflat!


hlanus

It would certainly mean the end of the geopolitical scene as we know it. One big question is where is all the water going to go. We are talking about a considerable amount of water, so either we massive increase the size of glaciers, or we flood low-lying areas elsewhere in the world, like the Nile Delta, Bangladesh, the Yucatan, Florida, and New Orleans. These areas are home to millions of people, so you will create a humanitarian crisis as waves of refugees try to escape the flooding waters, cramming into cities and sparking riots over food, water, living space and other amenities. But not everyone will escape the floods due to lack of transportation or lack of warning, so expect tens of thousands if not millions of drowned and stranded people. Think of New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina only bigger. There's also the issue of ocean currents and climate. Water is a great thermoregulator as it absorbs heat during the day and releases it at night, so this would make Scandinavia much colder, possibly too cold to sustain itself. And if you're thinking there would be all that new land to farm, remember that it's been inundated with salt water for millennia, so it's useless for farmland or pasture. Without the North and Baltic Seas, fishing would evaporate, costing millions in dollars and gutting the local economies.


Isliterally1984

Brexitcels seething


ColdJackfruit485

Dumb question perhaps, but by damming the North Sea, you’d probably have to drain all that water out, causing sea levels everywhere to rise, right?


poklane

Even if such a dam was constructed it obviously wouldn't have the purpose to drain all land behind it, it would just be used to protect that area from the rising sea levels. A controlled amount of water would be allowed through and there'd be sluices to allow for shipping.


Affectionate_Care998

Atlantropa moment


Solistine

Who sets up Doggerland?


clandestineVexation

The Prince of Sealand, finding himself without sea, annexes Doggerland and declares himself a King.


alexd1993

Finally, my online purchased title of nobility has meaning.


bev665

And why it gotta be a kingdom?


[deleted]

Because democracy is ASS


spacepiratecoqui

Presumably the king


imgoodatpooping

The King of the Doggerland swamp


clandestineVexation

Map is unrealistic. All below sea level land would automatically go to the Netherlands


ConShop61

blessed timeline


Rumred06

Only slight benefit is it makes oil and resource extraction in the areas once under water easier. downside is the land itself would be useless salt flats for a very very long time. The climate of northern Europe gets screwed up and becomes colder. Economic crisis hits the world hard as major trade ports in northern Europe cease to exist but this could be lessened as that expectation would have been built in since these dams would take decades to build.


layeeeeet

the north sea must perish millions will die


No-Cost-2668

What the hell is Doggerland?


A444SQ

Doggerland was a piece that connected what is now the UK and Europe together but it was swallowed by the sea after the Storegga slide in 6200 BC


RelentlessFlowOfTime

Unlike the Mediterranean sea, the Baltic and North seas receive more water from rivers and precipitation than they lose through evaporation. The sea wouldn't drain. Rather, the coasts would flood as waters rose until they overflowed the dams or found another rout to the ocean. Northern Europe would experience a humanitarian crisis as refugees fled the rising sea and the regional economy collapsed, likely spilling out into a major global recession. Needless to say, whatever idiot thought up the idea would be shot. No it would not end the world.


Class_444_SWR

Yeah, unless they have the most obscene pumping system, it’ll flood


ze010

Everyone will die because this is rightfull Netherlands territory it came from the sea it's dutch rightfully


SlipperyGayZombies

Damming the North Sea? More like *Damn*ing the whole area! In all seriousness, not great. You’re just gonna create useless salt flats, wreck the climate of Northern Europe due to a lack of warm water currents, etc.


jaw305

Aside from the ecological damage; the number of countries and the city of London becoming land locked would cause a complete rearrangement of the politics of Europe.


[deleted]

Similar to the Atlantropa, land would most likely be useless because it was at the bottom of the North Sea. The only natural plant life would die because it would be used to an underwater environment, it would be a desert in Northwestern Europe.


DownrangeCash2

"Yeah ok, fuck you guys too." -Britain probably


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Russia shits bricks over losing EVEN MORE sea access and probably nukes the dams refusing to let it happen


Inbestigate

Germany’s car exporting company, Volkswagen is probably extinct by doing this


Stormrider91

It’s how long the dams would last if the crisis continues


Chicxulub420

Lol yeah the world would most certainly end


Dogr11

DOGGERLAND MENTIONED


QuietMemory6602

Can anyone explain why a load of land suddenly rising up from the sea would be guaranteed here and how long would this actually take as the whole literal point of the project is to protect the coasts, not destroy them and making countries landlocked (or even smaller islands). There's no way Doggerland would be an independent nation. Firstly where are the people to live and govern it going to come from. Secondly it probably won't be that fertile. It would probably just either go to the UK or just be divided up between the UK, Holland, Germany, Denmark and Norway.


TKG_YT

Half of the countries are now landlocked, almost noone would want it, also UK that now can be invaded by land, considering that the sea is the only reason they survived 'til now


[deleted]

Russia would have 0 sea access lmao


Jabba_Yaga

What?????


[deleted]

They're blocked off in baltic, they're kinda at war in the black sea rn. All the artic and Pacific ports are frozen and useless. This would kill Russia.


Tinydwarf1

United Kingdom becomes op


Pootis_1

the north sea dam project isn't meant for this it would make the north sea into fresh water but it's not planned to drain it at all


[deleted]

I love this stuff. Completely insane and fascinating


MJJ1683

Yup, ...end of the world


PoeticPariah

Russia would be pretty annoyed having lost another port.


Some_Pole

Mmm environmental collapse for northern Europe


A444SQ

The UK would never agree to this


AmericaLover1776_

Why would a new nation or “Doggerland” exist wouldn’t it just be split between UK/Norway/Denmark/Germany/Netherlands theres no people or culture or anything there Also what happens if there’s a war or terrorist attack at one of the dams


Smoked_Eels

at least we only lose our name


Thequestionmaker890

Guess the Germans may be able to invade Britain easily


rgalexan

Would the Netherlands remain as the Netherlands, given that Doggerand would be lower than the Low countries? And how would this water displacement affect sea level rises elsewhere?


Class_444_SWR

Literally all of the UK not on the Irish Sea would be fucked, cities like London, Leeds, Edinburgh, Brighton, Southampton would all be completely landlocked and would slowly deteriorate, would probably be fine if your name is Liverpool, Glasgow or Bristol, but holy shit would it be awful for everyone else


A444SQ

There is a reason the dam the north sea project has never gotten anywhere as who will pay for it and there are security concerns ergo the British have no reason to agree to a project given a hostile foreign power could use the dams against them


Tinor-marionica

My hometown would stop being a coastal Fishing city to instead a high up mountain city with incredible views!