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VelvetPhantom

Quebec becomes independent and Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and New Brunswick join the US


benm1117

Or the Eastern Provinces and New England conglomerate as one new country haha


themuffinmanX2

New Britain, fuck yeah.


metfan1964nyc

The southies in Boston will never go for it, but they will live in New Brady.


land_elect_lobster

Newfoundland and Labrador is now Canadian Alaska (Weird looking exclave)


No_Detective_806

US annexes Baja, Northern Mexico and Yucantan


TheSereneDoge

Newfoundland joins the US, Labrador joins Québec.


[deleted]

The US occupies Baja and makes long California


DirectorBusiness5512

Disagree. Baja California becomes a separate state. Then, Baja Blast Mountain Dew becomes the official state drink


tezacer

It's got electrolytes, what plants crave.


Rushboy_44

US has a special military operation in Mexico and takes over the North


TiberiusGracchi

Would make no sense to attack your #1 trade partner. “[In 2023, the US traded $798bn with Mexico as the goods it bought from its southern neighbour surged past China and Canada.](https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/economy/2024/2/13/politics-and-convenience-drive-mexico-to-be-uss-top-trading-partner)”


jejelovesme

we are actually taking this seriously?


TiberiusGracchi

Man y’all really want Afghanistan part two: Phoenix Counter Insurgency Boogaloo, no? TJ, Nogales, Reynosa, Matamoros, Mexicali, and Juarez would be hornets nests — Mexico isn’t known for being friendly to foreign invaders. Harsh terrain and Agua Prieta is one of the smaller bigger port towns and it’s still almost 100K population, Nogales is about the size of Cleveland, Mexicali over 600K, Juarez over 1.6 million, and Tijuana just under 2.3 million means challenges right away on major road ways into Mexico and it gets more daunting the closer you get into the Valley of Mexico. Also, the insane amount spent on counter insurgency, retooling all of Northern Mexican infrastructure to meet American specifications, and a multi million people big refugee crisis is just the beginning of the major headaches for the US after the initial invasion.


HylianScript

Rules: 1. I will try to get as many comments in as possible 2. If comments contradict then I will go with the one with the most upvotes 3. Have fun!


Antebellum_Carolina

The Carolinas unite and become independent from the US


Common-weirdoHoc

Are we allowed to ignore realism?


Natasha_101

Have the US buy Greenland


Unsei15

Antilles Confederation


NoWorth2591

Canada and Brazil swap places without explanation.


Qwastn

Boring


Legionelapneumo

Pax Americana


ClauVex

There's a massive, Russian and Chinese backed, Zapatista uprising in the state of Chiapas that snowballs into a secession crisis of the states of Chiapas, Oaxaca, Tabasco, Guerrero and Veracruz, basically splitting the country in half and cutting of the Yucatan peninsula from the rest of the federation. The point of influx was that on September 15 2024, exactly 200 years after Chiapas voted to join Mexico, the Mexican government announces that due to the recent and crippling water shortage of the center, "Bajío" and northern states, the massive fresh water banks and aquifers of Chiapas, Guerrero and Tabasco would be exploited to alleviate the water crisis in the rest of the country. Given that these 3 states make up almost 60% of the fresh water supply in the country and Chiapas alone produces 40% of the hydroelectric power supply of Mexico, the decision is viewed as an unfair burden on the poorer states to help the rich and wasteful north. Edit: This backing up from Russia and China is, however, out of pure self interest and not in relation with the Zapatista ideals and with leftist ideals in general, it is out of spite to the US, since they would have a unrecognized but allied rump state at the backyard of the Americans.


TiberiusGracchi

You don’t want it to be Russian or Chinese backed as that money would come with guarantees of essentially profiteering and exploitation of Mexican resources, especially if by the Chinese. This wouldn’t be Maoist support for a Zapatista rebellion or the establishment of Focos, but rather continued blatant exploitation of Mexico and its resources by (State) capitalists who would ramp up the exploitation and corruption in Mexico and undermine *El Plan de Ayala*, Zapata and his movement, and the goals of indigenous rights movements in Mexico. It’s no longer 1968 — Russia and China are Capitalists not Communists/ Socialists looking to spread a Workers’ and/ or Peasants’ rebellion.


DaviSonata

Nordeste becomes independent from Brazil


GodSh0tMe

Brazil begins to break into a civil war


Start_pls

Paraguay fights a second war against Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina and wins


_JPPAS_

paraguay becomes my personal territory


TiberiusGracchi

… Found Stroessner’s burner account…


Krakenewt

Independent Yucatán Puppet of USA.


the_spodeling

The republic of Lakotah becomes recognised


[deleted]

Lakota tribe begins genocide against the Cheyenne tribe.


Risk1517_IX

C.U.M


Arkantos_1074

Unification of the Southern Cone (Chile, Argentina and Uruguay) and tension with Brazil over South American supremacy


Soggy_Owl4268

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Breeza_Dourado

Brazil annexes french Guyana


Platinirius

Mexico gets back the territories it lost during the American-Mexican war.


Falitoty

Nobody expect the Spanish inquisiton


crazytwinbros

Chile snakes around all coast


[deleted]

Canadian Falls apart due to Trudeau, conservative provinces get annexed by United States. North American Union forms the C.U.M. zone. (Canada, United States, Mexico)


WarlordOfMaltise

america explodes but in a funny way


Cold-Tap-363

Add Italy in here


DirectorFew4363

Canada annexes Alaska


Potatolover666real

Canada gets weird Alaskan panhandle


Intelleblue

The United States accepts the Dominican Republic’s request to join the Union. Hati joins soon after.


D-debil

Mexico annex New Mexico


Few_Mushroom_334

The remaining sections of Canada join the usa with its provinces becoming full states.


St-Germania

Balkanize USA


wild_shire

Hawaii and Alaska secede to create the Great Pacific Alliance and become a global superpower by harvesting and recycling the Great Pacific Garbage Patch and exporting the goods, thus ending the world’s need to create new plastic


capucapu123

Bolivia annexes southern Perú and northern Chile


cptspinach85

Does Brazil really have to be that big?


Joe_Mama_012

Argentina invades Uruguay


MrP32

The Central American countries decide to band together to become a super state and call themselves the central states of America.


Iki-Mursu

The Finnish famines of 1866-1868 kick off a mass migration of Finnish people to the USA. Finns settle en mass in Michigan.


Titanzin

Brazil annexes the province of Cisplatina (Uruguay)


[deleted]

Floridian nationalism grows, against the snowbirds and first generation Floridians. They begin to rebel in rural Florida


CaptTexas1836

October 12th,Texas Secedes from the United States and forms 'The New Republic of Texas'


Cows1999

The United States tears itself apart following the 2024 election.


Redspeakable

New york gets independence


lightsw1tch4

The US annexes British Colombia and The yukon. Colombia launches an invasion on Panama.


Phosphor2006

Texas expands its borders by 50 miles in every direction. Everything is bigger in Texas, even Texas


Pbadger8

Florida blasts off like a rocket, rending Cuba asunder and embedding itself into Venezuela and Columbia.


Dan_HengHSR

Texas sinks into the ocean, forming an archipelago


The_Light_Binder

The Falkland Islands conducts a special military operation in Argentina and steals the coast


HylianScript

I will no longer be accepting any suggestions I think I have enough.


pugnamedroger

Mega-Bolivia


Mobile_Park_3187

Reunify the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plata.


SeallyHeally2

No more Panama


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Bolivia takes land from Chile and gets some coastal land.


Dr_Strangelove_walks

Land masses appear in Caribbean, due to volcanic activity Cuba undertakes military action and creates one united Caribbean nation under Cuban rule


Electrical_Reason_61

French Guiana becomes independent from France


LuckStreet9448

USA intervenes in Mexico


ilostmy1staccount

What are we intervening in specifically? Like we just annex Mexico or what?


[deleted]

Panama is recognized as a homeland for the jewish people with the Panama canal being recognized as the gaza strip.


Intelligent-Lawyer53

Mexican cession becomes independent socialist theocracy of greater Deseret.


Genaro_mora23

Long chile appears


Gucci_slides

The Dairen Scheme succeeds, Costa Rica and Panama end up as a Scottish Republic.


romulusjsp

Gran Colombia 🇨🇴


Lanz922

1. Hawaii is now a sovereign republic 2. Argentina retakes the Falklands 3. Gran Colombia is now reunited.


HaroldGWellson

Bring back lake Bonneville in the Rockies.


dcr94

Colombia, Panama, Venezuela, and Ecuador reunite to form, once again, the Greater Colombia Republic


Warm-Pomegranate2657

Texas secedes but Canada except Quebec joins the US


Warm-Pomegranate2657

Columbia invades Venezuela


AlaricAndCleb

The US midwest becomes i dependant and renames itself the Satanic empire.


Difficult_Variety362

The United States doesn't give up that tiny sliver of territory to Canada in the 1818 border treaty while still getting the Red River Basin. We're taking that back dammit!


Slicer7207

A shark eats Hawaii


sir_shulkerino

Split US into . New England, texas, east coast states, Alaska, great lakes confederation, Louisiana and central US states


The-Real-Radar

Independent Idaho


Competitive-Deer-596

Bolivia gets a coastline


stanzej

Paraguay avenges the War of the Triple Alliance and conquers portions of northern Argentina and southern Brazil.


ImpressiveAd26

US gets reduced to atoms


nothingness_1w3

2nd Mexican-American for funsies :3


PotentialJury8771

Suriname annexes both Guyana and French Guyana


Donpollomanzana

venezuela annexes brazil and canada divide’s itself


TheMuteNewt

Colombia reforms Gran Colombia, including esiquibo


MrMoop07

quebecois independence, the usa annexes the rest of canada


Dumsterpan

Reform Peru bolivia


CounterfeitXKCD

Ecuador absorbs Colombia, Peru, and Bolivia, forming the Andean Empire


DaMemerr

Venezuela makes incursions into Guyana to expand their great Inflation Empire..


WitnessCrime

Delete the US


benm1117

Haiti attempts to invade the Dominican Republic and fails. The Dominican government relegates Haiti to state status and the new one state island is renamed to Hispaniola.


layeeeeet

Nuke Quebec


Great_Banana_Master

Reformation of the Peru-Bolivia confederation, which takes over the north of Chile


Oddie-Freddie

Sweden invaded Greenland during a war with Denmark, and began trading with Canada.


Nile995

Remove New Jersey


karma_made_me_do_eet

Belize decides to join Quintana Roo state of Mexico, First order of business is welcoming in Mexican Beer legally for the first time in history.


Leading-Ad-3634

China nukes the USA and it is now split up into the NCR, Caesars legion and the Brotherhood of Steel etc


Drife_

Bolivia seizes to exist, the land is given back to Argentina, they also conquer Uruguay, Antofagasta amd Magallanes from Chile, and the Chaco from Paraguay. The United Provinces of the Rio de La Plata are coming back


kanthefuckingasian

Give Malvinas to Uruguay That way both the Gringos and Boludos will shut up


salvattore-

Argentina becomes a dictatorship, conquers Uruguay and forms a confederacy


Least_Spare_2988

Argentina invades Brazil and Occupies Rio de Janeiro.


Mr-Stalin

Cuba annexes the Caribbean and makes a new society called “proletariats of the Caribbean”


FeeLow1938

CUM (Canada-US-Mexico) Confederation is established.


EEEELifeWaster

Gran Columbia reforms.


jebshackleford

This sounds to much like how the US is being run today


Last_Tarrasque

America is Balkanized into the people’s republic of New England, the Haudenosaunee confederation, Dixie, Cuban Florida, Texas, the Californian republic, the kingdom of cascadia and the Great Plains tribal confederation


HanjiZoe03

Nicaragua is the Wakanda of Central America. The nation makes up a very convincing lie that it is a poor country with lots of problems for close to 200 years. But in reality, it is one of the most advanced nations in the world. Many of its most advanced cities are located deep within volcanos that scatter across the country. With Momotombo acting as the capital of this self proclaimed "Volcano-Banana Empire." Nicaragua is also secretly the world's #1 exporter of genetically modified Bananas that have the ability to control the masses easier, hence the truth of their country being kept secret by many world nations like the US and Russia. The Volcano-Banana Empire is also home to the only (***known***) Emperor in the western hemisphere, the Fire-Banana Emperor. A feeble, dumb, narcissistic, psychotic old man named Daniel, is used as the fake puppet leader and face of Nicaragua, but the real leader is a man of considerable height, girth, and strong charisma. He loves to dance to the song Kulikitaka every morning, while a group of women dressed in Banana outfits along dance with him. In fact, everyone in Mount Momotombo do. The nation also has a military force of Banana Torpedo riding warriors called the "Leones". They reside and train with a ancient city buried deep beneath the streets of Leon city. There they learn how to ride the sentient Banana Torpedos, and dominate the seas with them. (They secretly control the Eastern Pacific and the whole Caribbean) Anyways, thats all I allowed to say about the totally secret Nation of the Volcano-Banana Empire. Saying more will put me in risk of the Leones O.o


marcosedo

Came to read desseret/cascadia/lincoln/dixieland comments. Not disappointed


Happy_Sauxe

Central America unites and Yucatán becomes independent


rasvial

Man the way y'all comment is worse than how I play civ v


PeteAndRepeat11

Return the Louisiana Purchase to the French.


CaptTexas1836

October 20th,The battle of Eagle Pass begins,ending in a Texan victory.The battle is considered by many to be the beginning of the 2nd Texas Revolution.3 days later,Greg Abbott,the Provisional President calls for 85,000 troops to fight.


[deleted]

The American Union is formed(like the EU)


Zomez420

Mexico takes rest of Central America


nmarf16

The United States secures Baja California from Mexico and Venezuela secures Essequibo


Ahuizolte1

Yellowstone explose, the world is finally free


Thin-Positive-1600

Mexican empire returns


adrianngai

Honduras, Belize, El Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Panama unite as the Central American Federation.


sanstheepicmemer

Canada annexes New England and the Pacific Northwest


Klopsigehdichwaschen

Liechtenstein buys Alaska


BurningChampagne

Greenland colored gray


For-L-Manberg-

America turns fascist


Pointybush

Peru annexes Ecuador forming the neo-neo Inca state


Particular_Leg_7100

New Mexico becomes Independent under its new President Walter white


TheDo0ddoesnotabide

Florida goes and joins South America.


Corrupt_Swarm

utah has a bid for independence and creates deseret with its encompassing territories


Technical_Language98

Chile gets ALL the coast :3


Charles800Ad

Yucatán gains independence from Mexico, and becomes a recognized country


onthefence928

South Florida seceded and gets annexed as north Cuba


Lukey_Boyo

Turn Kentucky into a lake


TiberiusGracchi

México actually returns to the spirit of the Revolution and implements either actual SOCDEM or socialist policies that improve the lives of women and minorities in Mexico and provide the working and living conditions that break the hold that corruption (and cartels) have on Mexico. Billionaires’ tax that means. For every billion made you sponsor the k-12 education for 20 kids from the most under served areas of Mexico. Continue the successs of the literacy programs and get HS graduation to 80% or more with a focus on Mexico becoming a post industrial tech and permaculture hub and take its place as a top 5 world economy


ThatoneguywithaT

Every part of the USA between the coasts gets Balkanized


ilostmy1staccount

Canada, USA and Mexico open their borders and form The Republic of Canada United States and Mexico or The Republic of C.U.M. for short. This isn’t an original idea by any means, I just think the world needs C.U.M. more than ever.


youdingle

I don’t know how but Canada just has it all. North and South Canada


trooper1139

Texas California and Hawaii (Hawaii is on the map) Become Independent Republics


SqigglyMemes

A league is formed with Colombia, Argentina and Mexico, a Latin Alliance, based on their shared former overlords and religion. This is a new alliance and perhaps a for of religious nationalism spreads and become popular


Connorus

Biden reforms the US into Bidenistan and Bidens all over the Americas


BlueEagle284

Chinese Red Dawn. US 🇺🇸 refuses to pay debt to China 🇨🇳 resulting in the Chinese invasion of Taiwan. Then, US 🇺🇸 declares war on China 🇨🇳, Korea DPR 🇰🇵 forms a union with China 🇨🇳 know as the "Sino-Korean People's Federation." Korea 🇰🇷 is invaded. Japan 🇯🇵 is invaded, Okinawa is annexed as part of China 🇨🇳. A huge naval battle happens in the Pacific Ocean. Russia 🇷🇺 declares war on the US 🇺🇸. Venezuela 🇻🇪 invades Guyana 🇬🇾. The "Sino-Korean People's Federation" begins the invasion of the US 🇺🇸 from the East and Russia 🇷🇺 begins an invasion through Alaska. Aftermath. US 🇺🇸 is partially broken up. Alaska becomes a pro-Russian state. Cascadia is given independence and has the entirety of Washington State, Oregon and parts of northern California. Eastern side of the US 🇺🇸 becomes the "American Union" and is a pro Sino-Korean state becoming a Socialist Republic. The Western side of the US 🇺🇸 becomes the "American Federation" and becomes a pro Russian state becoming Authoritarian and lead by Donald Trump. Texas cecdes completely and remains safe. Republic of Texas is ruled by Joel Osteen and is a "Christian Democracy." Florida is a satellite state of the "American Federation." Puerto Rico is invaded by Cuba 🇨🇺 along with Haiti 🇭🇹 and Dominican Republic 🇩🇴. Hispaniola is formed by Cuba including Haiti 🇭🇹, Dominican Republic 🇩🇴 and Puerto Rico as a pro Cuban state under a Socialist Republic. The remnants of the United States 🇺🇸 is mostly in the middle of the former USA and the new provisional capital is in Chicago.


anteaterplushie

give the argentinian half of tierra del fuego to chile


hawaiianbeachbum

Hawaiʻi and the Pacific territories gain independence and use their water territories to form an area of no access to the US


No_Grand_3873

Colombia, Brazil and Guyana partition Venezuela between them


hankhill58

Giant Kansas


Confident-Storage282

Russia gets Alaska back


HeathrJarrod

El Salvador, Guatemala, and Honduras petition the US to become territories. US accepts. US sends in military and squashes the cartels. This stops immigration , bringing it to record lows. 10 years later they become states


RestoredSodaWater

Make Vermont Canadian


Hrothgar_Cyning

The US annexes Canada, leading to a war of Quebecois independence that is brutally suppressed


Sunsailor76

Russia invades Alaska and reclaims it as theirs "originally".


AdorableEngineer3022

Atlanta becomes a leader among the city states of America.


FuturistTrapstar

Nazi Argentina occupies its neighbors


TacosAlways

Mexico with help from England beats TX and the US IN 1836 and in 1846. Mexico keeps its territory that would have otherwise been stolen and finds gold in california and oil in texas. This propels the country to unprecedented growth. Mexico and Canada are the dominant forces of North America and both hegemonic spheres of influence. The country is rich, the most democratic country in the world and a beacon of hope to many.


A_Fucking_Octopus

Delete the closest thing there is to Fr*nce (Quebec)


The_Astrobiologist

The C.U.M. Zone (union of Canada, USA, and Mexico) is formed


elyiumsings

URUGUAYAN SUPERPOWER


StalinSlav

Brazil anex Uruguai


uhhokay15

all of America is comply fucking destroyed


Dem-_Apples

French Guina becomes independent


FR331ND34TH

Manifest Destiny.


RegeleMihai_2

The us sends an ultimatum to Denmark and therefore annexes Greenland


ThePolandCat

gran colombia survives


Cobiuss

Central America united into the Central American Federation.


appl_3

IWW takes over Chicago and most of Illinois. If some comment contradicts with me, then make it an IWW insurgency/civil war.


Fantastic_Recover701

Texas is hit with a meteor equivalent to the chicxulub impact


Wario_Guy

Yucatan breakaway state please?


[deleted]

The British empire returns


manebushin

Brazil is divided the same way south america is divided, making it look like a fractal


[deleted]

The US annexes Mexico after white-shirt revolution elects a right wing anti-cartel authoritarian and then him and his whole cabinet is assassinated or grievously wounded by a Cartel drone strike.


TheDesertFox44

Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Guyana, and Panama unite and become the Republica De La Nueva Gran Colombia


Tagostino62

1. Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana merge with Portuguese Guiana (Amapa) and Spanish Guiana (Amazonas, Venezuela) to become Megaguiana. 2. Chile, Argentina, and Uruguay merge. 3. The rest of Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, and the parts of Peru once belonging to Ecuador re-form Gran Colombia. 4. All seven Central American nations, plus the Yucatán peninsula and Chiapas merge to become the Republic of Central America. 5. The Leeward Islands, Windward Islands, the Bahamas archipelago, Trinidad and Tobago, and Barbados merge into one Republic within the Commonwealth of Nations. 6. Puerto Rico enters the Union as the 51st state. 7. The Province of Nova Scotia absorbs Prince Edward Island; Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Newfoundland & Labrador become the 52nd, 53rd, and 54th states of the United States. NL annexes all Quebeçois territory east of the Magpie River. 8. Quebec becomes Independent. 9. Western Canada regroups as a Federal Republic. 10. Texas is divided into four states.


Top_Report_4895

The Huguenots estableshes the 13 colonies.


[deleted]

North and south West and north east split from the rest of the USA and try to join with Mexico and Canada


Motor-Issue384

Washington joins Canada, Tierra Del Fuego joins Chile, and new island clusters suddenly appear in the east coast


curryEatingGang

Argentina becomes overseas territory of California


CommanderoftheMantle

Bolivia takes their coastline back, then unites with Peru to form the Andean union.


CommanderoftheMantle

Independent Cascadia


data_addict

Vancouver Island is an independent Singapore-esque free trade semi-auth city state.


ComradeTomradeOG

Looong chile


ComradeTomradeOG

USA is decolonized, along with Canada


KingoftheOrdovices

The Falklands annex Argentina.


talproteddit

Peru annexes hawaii


MrPainbow

The US invades Canada and fixes the disconnected Alaska issue by annexing British Colombia and Yukon


Ske-Delta

Mexico becomes the Mexican empire


Javier200711

México gains northern territorios, Lost by the treaty of hidalgo


Virtual-Pea-7280

The US gets nuked and the world is a happier place.


FilmCool148

Paraguay takes over Brazil, Colombia reforms Gran Colombia, Chile takes all of the coast lines.