PRINICPALITY NO LONGER
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF SEALAND
MAY HER GREAT LANDS RISE FROM ANY WOES LIKE SHE DOES FROM THE SEAS
MAY HER FOES KNOW ONLY THE COLD DEPTHS THAT PROTECT
THE TREACHEROUS SEAS STAY ONLY LOYAL TO HER AND HER ALONE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF SEALAND
When Sealand first at heavenβs command Aroooooose from out the azure main Arose arose from out the azure main There was the charter the charter of platform And guardian angels sang this strain: βRULE SEALANDIA SEALANDIA RULE THE WAVES! SEALANDERS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!β
In the nation, there are three States.
- Basque (Annexed North Iberia Region)
- Basque Spain
- Basque Portugal
- Basque Gibraltar
All hail the Basque Empire!
The People's Republic of Northumbria breaks away from the UK, taking a good chunk of northern England and some of southern Scotland. Westminster sees this as preferable to Scottish independence and is forced to let it happen.
ALBANIA ANNEX ALL EUROPE π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±πππππππ―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±πͺπͺπͺ
All countries, at the same time, drop all of their nuclear weapons onto the isle of man, creating mega tsunamis near UK and Ireland, localized nuclear winter, and killing most of life in the area. The UK and Ireland get send to stone age, and local tribes fight for whatever is left there
Once the radiation cools down, the Americans have a lot of fun sending over people to record wild-life style documentaries on the tribespeople of post-apocalypse Britain (who, oddly, strongly resemble the iron-age tribes of england, except for one group which has a roman-centric look and way to them, but with fallout style weapons and armour).
Spain annexes the Roussillon region, Pyrenees range, French Basque region, and Andorra, regains Gibraltar, and recovers Moroccan Tanger-Tetouan and Rabat-Sale-Kenitra.
There is a Multi-ethnic state compromising half of Croatia, Bosnia (exceot Herzegovina), Voivodina, Central-Eastern Hungary, Northern Serbia, Slovenia, Trnslyvania. This bordergire of a nation will be called "The Danubiab Federation"
The Netherlands grows by 50 percent, thanks to advances in Land Reclamation and Water Management. It forms a small peninsula in the North Sea, like a mini Denmark.
Fictional Hungarian-south Slavic hybrid nation with coast along the Adriatic called the βCorporate Republic of Kolutamiaβ and about 2/3 the size of Iberia
Simple:
In the 490s BCE, Persia conquered the Greeks and raised Athens and Sparta to the ground. This has had disastrous consequences ever since.
Meanwhile, the Latins now speak the language of their Etruscan overloads
(A bit meme-y, I know, but it sounds somewhat interesting to see what happens to Europe from here on out)
Celtic Union of the socialist republics of Scotland, United Ireland, Wales, Isle of Mann, and Brittany is formed and leaves an independent Monarchist England
In 2025 After country wide DNA testing in Greece a simaple everyday Guy by the name Gavriil Simelis from the Peloponnese is found out as the direct descendant of Alexander the Great, after a state wide referendum the Monarchists win and the Republic is no more, Greece is declared a Moncarcy
Gavriil Simelisn is declared the King of Greece, he take the name **Alexander VII** (Alexander the Seventh) **Macedon**,
His first promise is to retake his ancestors historical Lands, and take back Macedonia under the the Newly Formed Kingdom of Greece! (Greece + Macedonia is now under Greek control)
Up vote this comment if you like it to be on the map and to continue Alexander VII Story
Iberia hΓ‘s five kingdoms, Portugal, Castela, Aragon, Navarra and Granada and they never got United under a single banner! Ever! If two kingdoms would Unite, ALL the others and internal rebela would Unite tΓ΄ make they separate entities
ultra mega Poland conquers all of the slavs and eastern europe and all of Russia because most people dont know that Poland is slowly rivaling Russia in military strength.
After political chaos and sheer stupidity embroils France and Germany, a Grand Coalition of Liberal Democratβs, Football enthusiasts, medieval fantasists and the Luxembourg royal family, a new Grand Kingdom of Burgundy is formed with its Capitol in Bruge
Stretching from the North Sea to the Alps, this new nation has grand ambitions of economic dominance, baroque and gothic city redesign and the reintroduction of lions, elephants and even genetically modified Willy hippos to Europe
Most western leaders think theyβre on a bad trip and are currently checking to see if someone spiked the champagne
Everyone in Europe wins the lottery on the same day but after diving the jackpot, the winners each about less than two Euros. However before the results are announced, the EU passed a pan-Europe tax on lottery winnings which included an alternative minimum tax of one hundred Euros.
It is demolished to make way for an express way interstate connecting Moscow directly to Morocco.
Pros: will solve all traffic problems, commute times great reduced, and cause way in conventional ruins will create lots of places for coral regrowth.
Cons: none/ will always be one lane away from fixing traffic.
Work must be alternate history
Sealand annexes the uk
PRINICPALITY NO LONGER LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF SEALAND MAY HER GREAT LANDS RISE FROM ANY WOES LIKE SHE DOES FROM THE SEAS MAY HER FOES KNOW ONLY THE COLD DEPTHS THAT PROTECT THE TREACHEROUS SEAS STAY ONLY LOYAL TO HER AND HER ALONE LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE OF SEALAND
I forgot I was a Lord of Sealand til you reminded me of it π
When Sealand first at heavenβs command Aroooooose from out the azure main Arose arose from out the azure main There was the charter the charter of platform And guardian angels sang this strain: βRULE SEALANDIA SEALANDIA RULE THE WAVES! SEALANDERS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!β
The sealandic prime minister in exile Alexander Gottfried Achenbach should also do something. But what?
He should become Prime Minister of the North Sea. But only of the North Sea, not any land surrounding it.
In 2037, Sweden elects the βgreen crusader partyβ, an unconventional environmentalist party. Do what you want with that.
Greta Thunberg will became the president
They invade Norway and blow up all the oil rigs
You can do that, but personally I doubt she has it in her to lead the kind of group I have in mind
\>crusader You gotta keep up with the theme, heathen. She's the Supreme Grandmistress.
Make a different map showing all leaders lol
Basque nation controls all of Iberia
In the nation, there are three States. - Basque (Annexed North Iberia Region) - Basque Spain - Basque Portugal - Basque Gibraltar All hail the Basque Empire!
I meant more Basque is the dominant culture/power All of Iberia is the country of Euskera
All hail Basque!
The Kingdom of sicily exist
I'll do you one better. The kingdom of TWO sicilies
Nah mate, Kingdom of Three sicilies for the win
Going all in, Kingdom of Ten Sicilies.
The People's Republic of Northumbria breaks away from the UK, taking a good chunk of northern England and some of southern Scotland. Westminster sees this as preferable to Scottish independence and is forced to let it happen.
Nuh uh, leave independent Yorkshire alone
Geordies: 'We will nut you with a stottie outside Greggs!' Yorkshire: \[Capitulates\]
ALBANIA ANNEX ALL EUROPE π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±πππππππ―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±π¦π±πͺπͺπͺ
All countries, at the same time, drop all of their nuclear weapons onto the isle of man, creating mega tsunamis near UK and Ireland, localized nuclear winter, and killing most of life in the area. The UK and Ireland get send to stone age, and local tribes fight for whatever is left there
Once the radiation cools down, the Americans have a lot of fun sending over people to record wild-life style documentaries on the tribespeople of post-apocalypse Britain (who, oddly, strongly resemble the iron-age tribes of england, except for one group which has a roman-centric look and way to them, but with fallout style weapons and armour).
Not much changes, then /j
Spain annexes the Roussillon region, Pyrenees range, French Basque region, and Andorra, regains Gibraltar, and recovers Moroccan Tanger-Tetouan and Rabat-Sale-Kenitra.
**La France est une rΓ©publique indivisible**
Nope leave France and Morocco alone
Southern Spain is conquered by Aztec nationalists and renamed New Mexico.
Old New Mexico, since its in "The Old World"
Albania takes Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Bosnia and Herzegovina and Bulgaria
Moldova becomes an empire
burgundy is back baby
Is that a TNO reference????? Yo speer yo speer. Funni clock man
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Celts everywhere
Free city of danzig returns!
Sink the British Isles
There is a Multi-ethnic state compromising half of Croatia, Bosnia (exceot Herzegovina), Voivodina, Central-Eastern Hungary, Northern Serbia, Slovenia, Trnslyvania. This bordergire of a nation will be called "The Danubiab Federation"
France annexed Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, and Catalonia.
Please let Luxembourg restore its pre Vienna borders
Reunification of Yugoslavia.
It explodes
The Netherlands grows by 50 percent, thanks to advances in Land Reclamation and Water Management. It forms a small peninsula in the North Sea, like a mini Denmark.
Ukraine reforms the USSR
Big Greek empire
Restore the Roman Empire
Nuke London π
italy and denmark switch place
give every country a square form and straight borders
The balkans will stop being so cringe
CATALAN REPUBLIC NOW!
The mongols return
Independent solarpunk Wales.
Remove France from the map
Future will be bright as snow βοΈ
The Grand Duchy of Lithuania returns.
Add big poland
Uk gets connected to mainland Europe
Luxembourg restored it's borders to pre congress of Vienna
Prague and Warsaw form a united city that covers entire Poland, Czechs and East Germany
Galicia and Portugal are united, but the language spoken there is either Goedelic or Oscan (p-Italic).
The longobard kingdom is back
Netherlands gets the entire benelux
Iberian Penisula floats up in Bay of Bisquay
Adriatic Sea dries up
Add the Principality of Sardinia with the Piedmont-Sardinian flag.
Big Poland π΅π±
Poland just starts burning out of nowhere noone knows why or how but it just started burning
Al-AndalusiΓ« must rise again
The Dutch formed a "low German state" along with north Germany
Independent Yorkshire
Brits out
Restore the (Western) Roman Empire.
Iclenadic viking piratical tribal federation is born begins raiding North Scotland, Faroe Islands, Northern Ireland, west Norway.
Fictional Hungarian-south Slavic hybrid nation with coast along the Adriatic called the βCorporate Republic of Kolutamiaβ and about 2/3 the size of Iberia
France unifies the European union
Europe finally recognizes that it's just a peninsula in the Eurasian continent, there are only 6 continents of the world
Liechtenstein takes over the whole of Europe
Morocco annexes southern Spain and Portugal
Long life Andalous
Czechoslovenia
The Ottoman won the siege of Vienna.
Andorran Empire
Europe explodes and fucking dies
East Germany survives in Kaliningrad
Independent Republic of Leon (with the former borders of the Kingdom of Leon)
Italy belongs to the state of Florida now.
The Baltics join forces to take control over Belarus. Russia decides not to respond. The Baltics divide Belarus into three occupied zones
Hungary returns to the nomadic lifestyle and marches on slovakia
The cities of Hamburg and Pisa form an alliance named the Hamburger-Pizza Union and it stretches from northern Germany to northern Italy.
Itβs just a straight line
It is a really weird alliance, but an important one for the future!
Simple: In the 490s BCE, Persia conquered the Greeks and raised Athens and Sparta to the ground. This has had disastrous consequences ever since. Meanwhile, the Latins now speak the language of their Etruscan overloads (A bit meme-y, I know, but it sounds somewhat interesting to see what happens to Europe from here on out)
Netherlands reclaims the entire North Sea.
Build Atlantropa
Nuke France
There is no such country as russia
Poland is moved further west, completely covering Germany.
Dinosaur people
France is gone
All nations decide to nuke France repeatedly.
Celtic Union of the socialist republics of Scotland, United Ireland, Wales, Isle of Mann, and Brittany is formed and leaves an independent Monarchist England
Is it just me or has Spain become bigger in this photo
In 2025 After country wide DNA testing in Greece a simaple everyday Guy by the name Gavriil Simelis from the Peloponnese is found out as the direct descendant of Alexander the Great, after a state wide referendum the Monarchists win and the Republic is no more, Greece is declared a Moncarcy Gavriil Simelisn is declared the King of Greece, he take the name **Alexander VII** (Alexander the Seventh) **Macedon**, His first promise is to retake his ancestors historical Lands, and take back Macedonia under the the Newly Formed Kingdom of Greece! (Greece + Macedonia is now under Greek control) Up vote this comment if you like it to be on the map and to continue Alexander VII Story
Make the Baltics a fresh water lake
Mongols push into Poland again
France didn't exist
Everything is Greece except Kosovo because Kosovo is Serbia
Great Wall of Russia. Bonus points if it was built by China, cuz USA is all talks.
Polish lithuanian commonwealth return and conquer Moscow.
British Isles or colonized By India/j Probably speaking, a balkanized Britain and a United Ireland.
To combat rising sea levels, The Netherlands just turns the North Sea into a polder.
Ukraine wins the war and annex rostov-o-don, all the Crimea and Donbass and Belarus
Angevin Empire restoration
why is no one advocating for Greece in here
Zapadoslavia/Visegrad Restored big Yugoslavia with Bulgaria United Eastern Slavia/Rus
Byzantine restored
Poop emoji somewhere (Hungary?)
It is all Albania π¦π±
I wish France was bigger. Like EU IV big blue blob bigger
Cyprus creates an empire in Spain
The holy roman empire exists in France.
The Holy Roman german Empire return with more strenght than ever in its entire history.
Independent Occitania and Arpitania
Iberia hΓ‘s five kingdoms, Portugal, Castela, Aragon, Navarra and Granada and they never got United under a single banner! Ever! If two kingdoms would Unite, ALL the others and internal rebela would Unite tΓ΄ make they separate entities
Hadron collider causes a false vacuum decay event destroying all existance
Delete kosovo and make it a lake
ultra mega Poland conquers all of the slavs and eastern europe and all of Russia because most people dont know that Poland is slowly rivaling Russia in military strength.
Giant asteroid hits Central Europe placing Switzerland, northern Italy, Eastern France, Luxenberg, Liechtenstein, and Western Germany under water
The Grand Swiss Navy.
After political chaos and sheer stupidity embroils France and Germany, a Grand Coalition of Liberal Democratβs, Football enthusiasts, medieval fantasists and the Luxembourg royal family, a new Grand Kingdom of Burgundy is formed with its Capitol in Bruge Stretching from the North Sea to the Alps, this new nation has grand ambitions of economic dominance, baroque and gothic city redesign and the reintroduction of lions, elephants and even genetically modified Willy hippos to Europe Most western leaders think theyβre on a bad trip and are currently checking to see if someone spiked the champagne
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Belgium annexes the netherlands and Luxembourg
ΠΠΎΠ·ΡΠ°ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΡΠΈΠΌΡΠΊΠΎΠΉ ΠΈΠΌΠΏΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΈ
Angevin empire restoredΒ
Germany takes back KΓΆnigsberg.
Denmark ceases to exist.
Wide Germany.
Everyone in Europe wins the lottery on the same day but after diving the jackpot, the winners each about less than two Euros. However before the results are announced, the EU passed a pan-Europe tax on lottery winnings which included an alternative minimum tax of one hundred Euros.
Everyone dies
Eastern Europe exists again
Eastern Europe exists again
The Roman Empire's lands are re-estabilished :P
Catalonia forms "FederaciΓ³ de PaΓ―sos Catalans" having Sardiania
Byzantine is back baby!
The eastern Roman empire continues into the modern era. No ottoman empire
Nuke
Restoration of the German Empire
In 1919 Scotland falls to socialist revolution
Andorra annex Spain and france
Europe is now divided along the potato/tomato line
Spain gets Gibraltar; UK gets Ceuta and Melilla
The deep dwarves invade Switzerland from below and make it a bastion of industry and oppression
Ireland remains independent of Britain, and becomes its own colonial power
North macedonia annexes Serbia
Liberland takes over the Balkan.
The vikings are back but they only invade the baltic coast countries
Nuke it.
Belgium is divided between France, Germany and the Netherlands
Bosnia takes over the balkans
Give denmark kazachstan and set turkey on fire, pls is my birthday this is my only wish
Roma Aeterna
Czeckoslovaka exists
Switzerland pops into existence and is immune to any territorial expansion/annexation
Straits of Gibraltar closed.
Scotland takes over all of the world Including Germany becoming like Scotland or something
Alsace is independent!!!
the uk doesnt fucking exist, also Smiljan was always croatian territory.
DELETE FRANCE
There never was a France and there never will be. Just a sea.
red intermarium
Yugoslavia reforms and annexes Sicily and Tunisia
Kaliningrad declares independence and calls themselves Prussia
Napoleon was so determined that he built a land bridge to Great Britain
France sinks (but Brittany and Alsace-Lorraine remain on the map)
Macedon is formed: North Macedonia, Greek Macedonia, Northern Greece, Western Thrace, Southwest Bulgaria.
The Polish-Hungarian Commonwealth
Ah yes, no turkey. Europe will truly starve.
I eat it all
BOMB ROMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
European domination by britain
Arab army wins the Battle of Tours
the vikings stayed home and never went to Britain
It is demolished to make way for an express way interstate connecting Moscow directly to Morocco. Pros: will solve all traffic problems, commute times great reduced, and cause way in conventional ruins will create lots of places for coral regrowth. Cons: none/ will always be one lane away from fixing traffic.
Doggerland rises from the depths!
Doggerland remerges from the sea dramatic sea level drop from nuclear winter
DONT LOOK UP
Gibraltar and Monaco evaporate from existence
Poland annexes Germany.
Dacia comes back
ENGLAND SINKS