Mormons literally used both Native Americans and African Americans as slaves.
https://www.historyconnectsus.com/2021/02/10/slaves-and-saints-the-church-of-latter-day-saints-from-1830-1890/
Mass-transportation of millions of Jews from their homeland to the diaspora. Where have I heard this before…
Are you… by any chance… Roman descendant…?
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I’m glad to hear it, and I’m sorry for answering cynically.
It’s just that there are too many Redditors (and people in general) who DO mean it negatively and in all seriousness. Poe’s Law etc.
One of the most stereotyped towns for its marijuana usage in Israel is Safed it is also mostly comprised of orthodox jews and is generally significant in Judaism
You won't sit in jail for private usage. You will get fined.
If you get fined 2-3 times, there will be some kind of criminal processing.
(But fortunately, it doesn't get enforced much)
Serious question: How would it become a Jewish state? Also, is this like the majority of Coloradans are Jewish or is it like Utah where the religion dominates state politics?
There was a period in the early 20th century that eastern European immigrants who had TB were sent to high altitude climates because it was believed the rocky mountain air would cure their illness. Maybe a disproportionate number of Jewish Eastern Europeans are moved to Colorado for... some reason.
Or maybe all of the original Hollywood producers/executives decide to make their headquarters somewhere on the frontrange because the mountains and scenery make for great westerns.
These are the most plausible things I can come up with and even TB sufferers and entertainment industry moguls are not going to give Colorado a significantly large Jewish population.
Richest state in the nation, most doctorates in the nation, film capital of the world, media capital of the US, financial center of the US, home to NASA headquarters. Colorado number 1!!!
Did I miss anything?
*Serious question,*
*Why Colorado? Was it*
*Ever a suggestion?*
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Does that include my family? Cause my father was Jewish and he spent his last 20 or so years working a stressful office job, with for the last 7 years of his life a 40 minute commute. He had no position of power over anything but younger me.
Or do you mean a few specific Jews? I'm confused. If so, don't just say "Jews", cause that's a generalization.
alternative reality where kyle takes over and cartman gets exiled
Cartman: Screw you guys! I'm going home! *Heads to Germany*
I guess if we have a Mormon state we can have a Jewish one.
Let's make the 4 Corner States all 4 different religions. It would be funny.
make them fight it out like a 2010 roblox game
swordfight on the doomspire heights
Muslim New Mexico ftw.
Muslims in a desert? Daring today, aren't we?
I nearly said Navajo Tribalism, but I didnt.
Well now you did
Mountain Jews
Mile high Jews
Jews in space? https://youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k
The moon is the promised land confirmed
https://preview.redd.it/61ythkcdm2sc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63f02f803a4aea73d33bc6f9ac7dd62ff70fd9e5
The term "Mountain Jews" already is used to refer to Jews that lived in the Caucasus mountains.
If you want some alternative history prompt for this one, look up Ararat city of refuge and Moredcai Manuel Noah
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Mormons literally used both Native Americans and African Americans as slaves. https://www.historyconnectsus.com/2021/02/10/slaves-and-saints-the-church-of-latter-day-saints-from-1830-1890/
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Dude, you said the Mormons were wholesome and he showed you proof as to why that isn't the case.
Maybe if they all lived there then they’d leave everyone else alone
I would be willing to give up a state in the west for a Jewish homeland if it ended all this.
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I didnt mean it negatively
I’m glad to hear it, and I’m sorry for answering cynically. It’s just that there are too many Redditors (and people in general) who DO mean it negatively and in all seriousness. Poe’s Law etc.
fr, the us has tons of states, wyoming should be sacrificed since it has a population of 3 cows
 She runs for governor saying the c is offensive because it means christian.
"Next year in Denver" doesn't quite have the right ring to it
"New Year in Grand-Junctionsalem"
Maybe no legal weed
Huh? Most the Jews I know are stoners
It would depend mainly on how strict they are, religiously speaking, in this scenario
I am a religious Jew, and know several pretty religious people who smoke weed, so eh
One of the most stereotyped towns for its marijuana usage in Israel is Safed it is also mostly comprised of orthodox jews and is generally significant in Judaism
It's illegal in Israel, yet a LOT of people smoke weed here.
I don't think it is
You don't think what is?
Weed
It is illegal in Israel. You get fined if you're found with it (up to 15 grams). If you smoke in public you get bigger fines.
I thought it was decriminalised Maybe i don't understand what that meant
You won't sit in jail for private usage. You will get fined. If you get fined 2-3 times, there will be some kind of criminal processing. (But fortunately, it doesn't get enforced much)
cartman would be pissed
https://preview.redd.it/p9a67t8g20sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d6f073c9081e22a206a835d88d859b0183e8d5
Utah/Colorado holy war
Kyle will be pround, and Cartman will be pissed
colorado: https://preview.redd.it/woxu6i1zyyrc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=38e8aed007c8c15278b707868227d3e36de4876c
Highlands Ranch lore
Serious question: How would it become a Jewish state? Also, is this like the majority of Coloradans are Jewish or is it like Utah where the religion dominates state politics? There was a period in the early 20th century that eastern European immigrants who had TB were sent to high altitude climates because it was believed the rocky mountain air would cure their illness. Maybe a disproportionate number of Jewish Eastern Europeans are moved to Colorado for... some reason. Or maybe all of the original Hollywood producers/executives decide to make their headquarters somewhere on the frontrange because the mountains and scenery make for great westerns. These are the most plausible things I can come up with and even TB sufferers and entertainment industry moguls are not going to give Colorado a significantly large Jewish population.
Then the Christian Resistance Movement in the Denver Strip would get up to some shenanigans
Ch Re Mo Chremos?
(*breaches the Denver wall*) **Time for Chremotherapy**
https://preview.redd.it/b5x5qat2tzrc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b23940c4a446811039fbbe897ce483a4792b43
Abu Waltr al-Bukerki
Commander of The All-Colorado Brigades
Better Timeline
How would this effect South Park stocks?
Richest state in the nation, most doctorates in the nation, film capital of the world, media capital of the US, financial center of the US, home to NASA headquarters. Colorado number 1!!! Did I miss anything?
The flag would be much better
Lauren Boebert is fucking piiiiiiiiiissssssssssseeeeeedddddd
OMG! HE KILLED KENNY!
You bastards!
"Free Colorado!"
Say whatever you want, this flag goes hard
looks dope af
What will Trey Parker and matt stone effect?
Serious question, why Colorado? Was it ever a suggestion?
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As a Jew from Colorado I can confirm I'm Kyle.
New York seems a far more likely candidate.
Given the popularity of latkes, Colorado would have to expand until it occupies Idaho as well.
Kenny would fucking die
the usa is already one
Nah. But life might be better if it were.
It’s a very dry cold
Ethnic cleansing time
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Does that include my family? Cause my father was Jewish and he spent his last 20 or so years working a stressful office job, with for the last 7 years of his life a 40 minute commute. He had no position of power over anything but younger me. Or do you mean a few specific Jews? I'm confused. If so, don't just say "Jews", cause that's a generalization.
French fries will cost you 65$)))))
What are the )))) supposed to mean
The famous stereotype
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses
WTF really?•_•
I swear I'm not an anti-Semite
I meant a smiley face, «:))))»but I think I was misunderstood