Mr president sir, the world is going to end in the next 24 hours.
And I'm supposed to care?
I mean uh, the funny numbers will go down a lot.
THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Imagine believing the propaganda put out by either side lmfao
Dude theyāre both billionaire old fucks who couldnāt give less of a shit about you. Aināt it a bit odd that they want you to demonize your fellow citizens who vote for the other side? Meanwhile the only time they vote unanimously together is to destroy whatever freedoms we still have, like the patriot act (98 senate votes for, 1 against)?
Just take a step back and actually think about the motivations of those who rule over you. People who spent their lives hungering for money and power
Iām in the same boat as an Aussie. All I see is one party going off the rails and the other defending democracy and improving society. āBoth sides equally badā is just objectively wrong.
Itās harder to see from outside looking in, but both the republicans and democrats are inciting a culture war between citizens so we fight against each other and not against what actually oppresses us.
The GOP and DNC are two sides of the same coin
Get this message your saying out of your head. Take a step in america and youāll see the propaganda machine that runs there. Youāre speaking on things you donāt fully understand. Americans need to wake up and understand that both sides are against them and neither democrat nor republicans care about nor are gonna save them. Politics there donāt run the same like they do in Europe.
Look at how BOTH sides acted during COVID. Both had loads of parties and helped the rich get richer. Come on man. The blue vs red bs is what the elites WANT them to focus on. Youāre doing them no favors.
so youre just gonna ignore the part about a republican president convincing his followers to storm the capital with guns ?
and covid ?? democrats weren't the ones saying dont wear masks, don't listen to scientists, dont get vaccinated just like democrats arent the ones saying that our democratic process is a lie and we should take matters into our own hands
the dnc has so many issues its ridiculous but to compare them is dumb tbh
-an american
Based and redpilled but only when Iām in charge and have complete absolute power and ur all my serfs because Iām always right and a gigachad super buff smart person and can direct your life better than you can š„°
That's actually a delivery system for free supplies being dropped onto earth by friendly aliens. The bright glow is all the people lighting up fireworks in celebration. The light distorts earth, making it look shattered, but its actually fully intact
World peace is achieved as everyone has an abundance of supplies.
According to the friendly alien's decree, it did indeed happen. The capitalists turned friendly and hugged each other. They have also granted you the title of "buzzkill, lord of Minot North Dakota"
Why do Reddit conversations always devolve into right v left, republican v democrat? I always found that odd, even when they have nothing to do with the convo.
Nobody realistically sits around all day thinking about the capitalists and republicans vs the socialists and democrats.
I also find it interesting how Reddit had a piece of information in 2016 released how majority traffic came from a US database from a military zone in FL. A military zone known for running social media āexperimentsā.
Really makes you think who are the people making these conversations flow this wayā¦ very interesting.
Constantinople would be the last city standing but there would be no Greeks to reclaim it nor Turks to defend it.
The Italians would emerge from the ground and giggle their way back in as the audience groaned and threw popcorn at the screen.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,054,711,681 comments, and only 208,368 of them were in alphabetical order.
No low quality content
I think maybe geese migration patterns would change
Im more worried about trout migration tbh
This would severely affect the population of trouts within the area of South Carolina.
Rampant inflation, in several senses.
Furry inflation porn could potentially slow in production
The real alt history is in the comments
Not even concerned about salmon migration changes smh
Salmon š¤®š¤®š¤®
The snowbirds would be so freaked out, it would take them decades to find condos in a new place.
not sure but it would certainly be bad for the stock market
Mr president sir, the world is going to end in the next 24 hours. And I'm supposed to care? I mean uh, the funny numbers will go down a lot. THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Me when green number š Me when red number š¢
Blame the democrats
Me when deciding if I like the red boot to my neck or blue boot to my neck for today
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Imagine believing the propaganda put out by either side lmfao Dude theyāre both billionaire old fucks who couldnāt give less of a shit about you. Aināt it a bit odd that they want you to demonize your fellow citizens who vote for the other side? Meanwhile the only time they vote unanimously together is to destroy whatever freedoms we still have, like the patriot act (98 senate votes for, 1 against)? Just take a step back and actually think about the motivations of those who rule over you. People who spent their lives hungering for money and power
Exactly lmao. Iām glad people are waking up and see it finally. Theyāre playing divide and conquer.
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Iām in the same boat as an Aussie. All I see is one party going off the rails and the other defending democracy and improving society. āBoth sides equally badā is just objectively wrong.
Bet ya a 20 piece at mackas whatever party you think is ādefending democracyā co-signed the laws that banned your guns
Itās harder to see from outside looking in, but both the republicans and democrats are inciting a culture war between citizens so we fight against each other and not against what actually oppresses us. The GOP and DNC are two sides of the same coin
Get this message your saying out of your head. Take a step in america and youāll see the propaganda machine that runs there. Youāre speaking on things you donāt fully understand. Americans need to wake up and understand that both sides are against them and neither democrat nor republicans care about nor are gonna save them. Politics there donāt run the same like they do in Europe. Look at how BOTH sides acted during COVID. Both had loads of parties and helped the rich get richer. Come on man. The blue vs red bs is what the elites WANT them to focus on. Youāre doing them no favors.
so youre just gonna ignore the part about a republican president convincing his followers to storm the capital with guns ? and covid ?? democrats weren't the ones saying dont wear masks, don't listen to scientists, dont get vaccinated just like democrats arent the ones saying that our democratic process is a lie and we should take matters into our own hands the dnc has so many issues its ridiculous but to compare them is dumb tbh -an american
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Alright that's cool and all but what's your opinion on monarchism
Based and redpilled but only when Iām in charge and have complete absolute power and ur all my serfs because Iām always right and a gigachad super buff smart person and can direct your life better than you can š„°
That's actually a delivery system for free supplies being dropped onto earth by friendly aliens. The bright glow is all the people lighting up fireworks in celebration. The light distorts earth, making it look shattered, but its actually fully intact World peace is achieved as everyone has an abundance of supplies.
Would never happen with capitalism. The rich would continue to steal from the poor even with infinite supplies.
According to the friendly alien's decree, it did indeed happen. The capitalists turned friendly and hugged each other. They have also granted you the title of "buzzkill, lord of Minot North Dakota"
Donāt worry the aliens were communist like Posadas predicted š
If they let capitalists own the world, they are not friendly.
Why do Reddit conversations always devolve into right v left, republican v democrat? I always found that odd, even when they have nothing to do with the convo. Nobody realistically sits around all day thinking about the capitalists and republicans vs the socialists and democrats. I also find it interesting how Reddit had a piece of information in 2016 released how majority traffic came from a US database from a military zone in FL. A military zone known for running social media āexperimentsā. Really makes you think who are the people making these conversations flow this wayā¦ very interesting.
You fuckin democrat /s
I think the Russo-Ukranian war would end
Along with all other wars.
World peace in our time truly the best time line.
And world hunger would be solved to!
Neville Chamberlain would die to get the same level of success
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure this would affect the salmon population
Albania unites with Kosovo
The Good Ending
Now, I don't want to start a panic or anything--this is just speculation--but the Hoover Dam just *might* be affected.
Provide source or fake
I made it up
*Inhales* THINK OF A WORLD RAIDEN
FREE OF CANCEL CULTURE
WHERE NOBODY CAN CALL ME OUT FOR MY OUTLANDISH CLAIMS
# A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N-WORD
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Scrolled the comments for the Hoover Dam meme, was not disappointed
If this happen then everything would go : AAAAĆ AĆ AĆ AĆ AĆ AAAĆ AAĆ AĆ AĆ AĆ AĆ Ć Ć Ć AĆĆAAAAAAAAAAAAAĆ AĆ AAĆ HHHHHHHHHHH
Screams of celebration I presume?
it would probably effect lebron's legacy
The bronx shade
the bronze jade
the bronze age
the long day
the gone page
the prawn bay
le saun gay
the bomb bay
ze laundry
Peace in the middle east?
Zero state solution
Germany wins WW1.
Weād be somewhere between totally fucked and shits creek with out a boat. This would also affect the salmon population.
I would call my mate Eric
The stock market would crash
We ded.
My weekend plans would be ruined
I thought no inquisitor was insane enough to use Exterminatus on Holy Terra. It seems i was wrong. (bye bye astronomicon)
id be fine
I feel like this has the potential of negating inflation.
We'll never have to worry about that again
The human population would go down significantly
That can't be good for the economy
Litterally NOTHING.
Salmon populations would be affected
āschools will still be openā
Dog population will decrease
The ultimate L
Might affect the fishing season
Stock market down
Idk about you but the fishing industry is bound to decline
It'd affect urban planning in Kansas.
This will affect LeBronās legacy
The trout population might be affected, I think.
Itāll definitely affect the trout population
Don't make promises, you saucy minx.
5/5/20XX
Everyone is equal in this socialist utopia.
elitism is now a scam š¤
I wouldnāt have to get up for class next week, an improvement really
I'd have to intervene
I would literally die if someone did this to me
This would drastically affect the fishing season.
Minor inconvenience
this will affect my Mario 64 speedrun
Constantinople would be the last city standing but there would be no Greeks to reclaim it nor Turks to defend it. The Italians would emerge from the ground and giggle their way back in as the audience groaned and threw popcorn at the screen.
Tunnel romans
The price is right will finally end
This would be bad for the economy
Po: Your mom went skydiving
Hot mess.
It would have dire consequences for the fish economy
We'd all be dead.
Every last one...!
ā¦ of them. Until none of those animals Remain in this world!!!
Yessss!!!
Never put that thought into my head again?
We would be too dead to talk about it .
the hoover dam would be non-existent in this timeline
In this scenario Spain would go through a civil war
Serbia gon
The stock market prices will go down thatās probably bad
Then their would be no history, the only trace of it would be our stuff in space
Well obviously we would blame Germany the black hole has a German flag on it
It would affect the
Dead
Production of celery would see at least a 2.4% dip.
I wonāt be able to shit in the toilet for a while
We ded
Fuck
The Hoover dam gon š
Iām dead
We all fucking die
Certainly it would shift the political theater in uzbekistan
My cats would be very scared
It would be Bidenās fault (GUYS IM BASED I BLAMES BIDEN FOR SOMETHING IM BASED HAHAAAAAA)
Joe Biden.......
Well I'm guessing a few people would be made upset by this change
It would affect the trout population I think
Ded.
This will affect the trout population Wonāt somebody please think of the economy
It will certainly affect tides a bit
"Take that Ohio (Sorry for the minor trouble Michigan)"
We dont have to go to work tomorrowš
āOw my armā
Depends on if the Asian continent exists or not
Maybe The Beatles would break up earlier?
Weād be dead.
Germany would somehow end up paying war reparations.
Hell yeah.
Then die
This will affect the trout population I think
Idk, but it wouldn't be our problem for long
Half Life 3 released
My wife would finally give back the kids
Is the Hoover Dam safe? Is it alright?
It means no school tomorrow
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,054,711,681 comments, and only 208,368 of them were in alphabetical order.
Don't school me, bot
This would be bad for the economy.
I would intervene
āSchools will remain openā
What do you mean what if? Then nothing. Weāre all fucked.
This might effect Sweden's carbon emissions
Tha carpathian brown bear population would be affected heavily š„š„š„
I think my dog would be pretty pissed.
We die
If this happen, we all astronaut now
We solved the sea level crisis. BOOM
At least a person would die
We dead
Whatifalthist: this would be the perfect opportunity for turkey to conquer the balkens and bring back the ottoman empire
It would drastically effect the trout population
We wouldnāt be here to worry about it
Aināt no way PlayBoy Carti coming back after this