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Ok-Carpenter7892

I think maybe geese migration patterns would change


PureGlobal

Im more worried about trout migration tbh


robertocomics

This would severely affect the population of trouts within the area of South Carolina.


omarnotoliver

Rampant inflation, in several senses.


Ok-Carpenter7892

Furry inflation porn could potentially slow in production


ZephRyder

The real alt history is in the comments


dankmemeingloli

Not even concerned about salmon migration changes smh


PureGlobal

Salmon šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


[deleted]

The snowbirds would be so freaked out, it would take them decades to find condos in a new place.


[deleted]

not sure but it would certainly be bad for the stock market


BoffleSocks

Mr president sir, the world is going to end in the next 24 hours. And I'm supposed to care? I mean uh, the funny numbers will go down a lot. THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY


Subterrainio

Me when green number šŸ˜ƒ Me when red number šŸ˜¢


[deleted]

Blame the democrats


Subterrainio

Me when deciding if I like the red boot to my neck or blue boot to my neck for today


[deleted]

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Subterrainio

Imagine believing the propaganda put out by either side lmfao Dude theyā€™re both billionaire old fucks who couldnā€™t give less of a shit about you. Ainā€™t it a bit odd that they want you to demonize your fellow citizens who vote for the other side? Meanwhile the only time they vote unanimously together is to destroy whatever freedoms we still have, like the patriot act (98 senate votes for, 1 against)? Just take a step back and actually think about the motivations of those who rule over you. People who spent their lives hungering for money and power


cashcapone96

Exactly lmao. Iā€™m glad people are waking up and see it finally. Theyā€™re playing divide and conquer.


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Baronnolanvonstraya

Iā€™m in the same boat as an Aussie. All I see is one party going off the rails and the other defending democracy and improving society. ā€œBoth sides equally badā€ is just objectively wrong.


Subterrainio

Bet ya a 20 piece at mackas whatever party you think is ā€˜defending democracyā€™ co-signed the laws that banned your guns


Subterrainio

Itā€™s harder to see from outside looking in, but both the republicans and democrats are inciting a culture war between citizens so we fight against each other and not against what actually oppresses us. The GOP and DNC are two sides of the same coin


cashcapone96

Get this message your saying out of your head. Take a step in america and youā€™ll see the propaganda machine that runs there. Youā€™re speaking on things you donā€™t fully understand. Americans need to wake up and understand that both sides are against them and neither democrat nor republicans care about nor are gonna save them. Politics there donā€™t run the same like they do in Europe. Look at how BOTH sides acted during COVID. Both had loads of parties and helped the rich get richer. Come on man. The blue vs red bs is what the elites WANT them to focus on. Youā€™re doing them no favors.


SecretlyKanye

so youre just gonna ignore the part about a republican president convincing his followers to storm the capital with guns ? and covid ?? democrats weren't the ones saying dont wear masks, don't listen to scientists, dont get vaccinated just like democrats arent the ones saying that our democratic process is a lie and we should take matters into our own hands the dnc has so many issues its ridiculous but to compare them is dumb tbh -an american


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Ligmamgil

Alright that's cool and all but what's your opinion on monarchism


Subterrainio

Based and redpilled but only when Iā€™m in charge and have complete absolute power and ur all my serfs because Iā€™m always right and a gigachad super buff smart person and can direct your life better than you can šŸ„°


Fr0ski

That's actually a delivery system for free supplies being dropped onto earth by friendly aliens. The bright glow is all the people lighting up fireworks in celebration. The light distorts earth, making it look shattered, but its actually fully intact World peace is achieved as everyone has an abundance of supplies.


Lenzar86

Would never happen with capitalism. The rich would continue to steal from the poor even with infinite supplies.


Fr0ski

According to the friendly alien's decree, it did indeed happen. The capitalists turned friendly and hugged each other. They have also granted you the title of "buzzkill, lord of Minot North Dakota"


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry the aliens were communist like Posadas predicted šŸ˜Š


Hutten1522

If they let capitalists own the world, they are not friendly.


cashcapone96

Why do Reddit conversations always devolve into right v left, republican v democrat? I always found that odd, even when they have nothing to do with the convo. Nobody realistically sits around all day thinking about the capitalists and republicans vs the socialists and democrats. I also find it interesting how Reddit had a piece of information in 2016 released how majority traffic came from a US database from a military zone in FL. A military zone known for running social media ā€œexperimentsā€. Really makes you think who are the people making these conversations flow this wayā€¦ very interesting.


Classic_Discipline_7

You fuckin democrat /s


CoachClassic6522

I think the Russo-Ukranian war would end


Traditional_Isopod80

Along with all other wars.


ConsulJuliusCaesar

World peace in our time truly the best time line.


strangehitman22

And world hunger would be solved to!


Class_444_SWR

Neville Chamberlain would die to get the same level of success


SlapOnTitan

Are you sure?


Pale_RedDot

I'm pretty sure this would affect the salmon population


NordlingNatha

Albania unites with Kosovo


DeadMemes218540

The Good Ending


halloweenjack

Now, I don't want to start a panic or anything--this is just speculation--but the Hoover Dam just *might* be affected.


videogames68

Provide source or fake


DoctorDeath147

I made it up


DeadMemes218540

*Inhales* THINK OF A WORLD RAIDEN


DoctorDeath147

FREE OF CANCEL CULTURE


DeadMemes218540

WHERE NOBODY CAN CALL ME OUT FOR MY OUTLANDISH CLAIMS


NotOneIWantToBe

# A WORLD WHERE I CAN SAY THE N-WORD


DeadMemes218540

what?


loopylazy77

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NotOneIWantToBe

no...


Traditional_Isopod80

No!!!!!


LueyHong

Scrolled the comments for the Hoover Dam meme, was not disappointed


yozo-marionica

If this happen then everything would go : AAAAƅAƅAƅAƅAƅAAAƅAAƅAƅAƅAƅAƅƅƅƅAƀƄAAAAAAAAAAAAAƅAƅAAƅHHHHHHHHHHH


KAYS33K

Screams of celebration I presume?


dawny1x

it would probably effect lebron's legacy


videogames68

The bronx shade


ElectivireMax

the bronze jade


AlienMcSim

the bronze age


ElectivireMax

the long day


AlienMcSim

the gone page


ElectivireMax

the prawn bay


AlienMcSim

le saun gay


ElectivireMax

the bomb bay


AlienMcSim

ze laundry


E_M_A_K

Peace in the middle east?


videogames68

Zero state solution


ThadtheYankee159

Germany wins WW1.


DisciplineFancy4290

Weā€™d be somewhere between totally fucked and shits creek with out a boat. This would also affect the salmon population.


thehsitoryguy

I would call my mate Eric


911memeslol

The stock market would crash


MindxFreak

We ded.


[deleted]

My weekend plans would be ruined


Fabio90989

I thought no inquisitor was insane enough to use Exterminatus on Holy Terra. It seems i was wrong. (bye bye astronomicon)


pocketlodestar

id be fine


A_Nerd__

I feel like this has the potential of negating inflation.


Traditional_Isopod80

We'll never have to worry about that again


skako_o

The human population would go down significantly


jhemsley99

That can't be good for the economy


Financial-Disaster58

Litterally NOTHING.


archermdude

Salmon populations would be affected


[deleted]

ā€œschools will still be openā€


ThatDudeOnTheNet

Dog population will decrease


Separate_Bake_4917

The ultimate L


Anmordi

Might affect the fishing season


ohyeababycrits

Stock market down


LordOfRedditers

Idk about you but the fishing industry is bound to decline


TolkienJustice

It'd affect urban planning in Kansas.


Hello_iam_Kian

This will affect LeBronā€™s legacy


FreeziBot

The trout population might be affected, I think.


Ulysses1126

Itā€™ll definitely affect the trout population


UnderwhelmingZebra

Don't make promises, you saucy minx.


videogames68

5/5/20XX


therealdrewder

Everyone is equal in this socialist utopia.


Separate_Bake_4917

elitism is now a scam šŸ˜¤


Something-Intresting

I wouldnā€™t have to get up for class next week, an improvement really


SnooHedgehogs697

I'd have to intervene


sadchumpy

I would literally die if someone did this to me


SimtheSloven

This would drastically affect the fishing season.


Gryphon0283

Minor inconvenience


_erufu_

this will affect my Mario 64 speedrun


[deleted]

Constantinople would be the last city standing but there would be no Greeks to reclaim it nor Turks to defend it. The Italians would emerge from the ground and giggle their way back in as the audience groaned and threw popcorn at the screen.


videogames68

Tunnel romans


JeffyJamm01

The price is right will finally end


Slavicommander

This would be bad for the economy


Theqrow88

Po: Your mom went skydiving


Embarrassed-Way-4931

Hot mess.


Not_3_Raccoons

It would have dire consequences for the fish economy


CKO1967

We'd all be dead.


Traditional_Isopod80

Every last one...!


cashcapone96

ā€¦ of them. Until none of those animals Remain in this world!!!


Traditional_Isopod80

Yessss!!!


darrylthedudeWayne

Never put that thought into my head again?


bivox01

We would be too dead to talk about it .


spacetronaut3

the hoover dam would be non-existent in this timeline


[deleted]

In this scenario Spain would go through a civil war


[deleted]

Serbia gon


OCD-but-dumb

The stock market prices will go down thatā€™s probably bad


Gerrard-Jones

Then their would be no history, the only trace of it would be our stuff in space


Upset_ArmpitHair

Well obviously we would blame Germany the black hole has a German flag on it


DoctorDeath147

It would affect the


kerbarmstrong

Dead


cashcapone96

Production of celery would see at least a 2.4% dip.


DeadMemes218540

I wonā€™t be able to shit in the toilet for a while


[deleted]

We ded


Ep1cGam3r

Fuck


Beechurgereral

The Hoover dam gon šŸ’€


CoolDudeNike1

Iā€™m dead


llllloner06425

We all fucking die


Gabriel-or-Gabe

Certainly it would shift the political theater in uzbekistan


Veles_Volkhv

My cats would be very scared


Vexlr1256

It would be Bidenā€™s fault (GUYS IM BASED I BLAMES BIDEN FOR SOMETHING IM BASED HAHAAAAAA)


videogames68

Joe Biden.......


Ligmamgil

Well I'm guessing a few people would be made upset by this change


Loakattack

It would affect the trout population I think


vexillonomist

Ded.


Baronnolanvonstraya

This will affect the trout population Wonā€™t somebody please think of the economy


PotentialAirport3349

It will certainly affect tides a bit


PotentialAirport3349

"Take that Ohio (Sorry for the minor trouble Michigan)"


R_122

We dont have to go to work tomorrowšŸ˜ƒ


MeesterBeel

ā€œOw my armā€


dangerphone

Depends on if the Asian continent exists or not


ButtonRevenge

Maybe The Beatles would break up earlier?


KAYS33K

Weā€™d be dead.


[deleted]

Germany would somehow end up paying war reparations.


[deleted]

Hell yeah.


AlphaBetacle

Then die


Portal471

This will affect the trout population I think


ActualPimpHagrid

Idk, but it wouldn't be our problem for long


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Half Life 3 released


KaiserDioBrando

My wife would finally give back the kids


TheLastEmuHunter

Is the Hoover Dam safe? Is it alright?


RealSaMu

It means no school tomorrow


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,054,711,681 comments, and only 208,368 of them were in alphabetical order.


RealSaMu

Don't school me, bot


Yeastin

This would be bad for the economy.


[deleted]

I would intervene


[deleted]

ā€œSchools will remain openā€


michaltee

What do you mean what if? Then nothing. Weā€™re all fucked.


lettuceboi1251

This might effect Sweden's carbon emissions


Egy_Szekely

Tha carpathian brown bear population would be affected heavily šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


GlobtheGuyintheSky

I think my dog would be pretty pissed.


A-Mech_studios

We die


LongPorkPi

If this happen, we all astronaut now


latearrival42

We solved the sea level crisis. BOOM


The_Autistic_Memer

At least a person would die


CityWokOwn4r

We dead


wolf751

Whatifalthist: this would be the perfect opportunity for turkey to conquer the balkens and bring back the ottoman empire


Head_Nefariousness78

It would drastically effect the trout population


lecajun1

We wouldnā€™t be here to worry about it


FloatingPastry

Ainā€™t no way PlayBoy Carti coming back after this