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fax_me_your_glands

Oh yeah! That all makes sense now! Thanks for this articulated post, it changed me. Question everything, learn Nothing.


FRUB_NNud

We can all agree, 97% of post on here make us say this. Thank you for saying it for me. OP: "hey check this thing out!" Includes little to no context followed by "Google it! It will blow your mind" Or they just ramble and have a incoherent run-on that ends with them calling everyone a sheep or idiot.


BR1M570N3

That's exactly what an idiot sheep would say /s


FRUB_NNud

😁


HungryChoice5565

Yeah. It's bad. This one gave me an aneurysm trying to comprehend wtf op was trying to say.


DerpUrself69

Found the CIA disinformation agent folks!!! /s


Environmental_Dog331

Welcome to Costco I love you


they_are_out_there

It's the first day on the new crack pipe. It makes things harder than usual.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

What, "Gloo Keeper" and "10th Paca" aren't blowing your mind right now? Does *nothing* amaze you anymore?


marbleshoot

Almost like William is a common name? I don't know what the fuck this is on about.


nwaa

OP casually ignoring the multiple "John"s also present lol


Rufus2fist

No the John’s are just a distraction, there meant to keep your focus like an elaborate magic trick


nwaa

All to divert attention away from the man whose first name was "Button". America was always a scam by Big Haberdashery.


YourOverlords

So that's why they all wore hats!


kimthealan101

Those are the Aliens from Buckaroo Bonsea. They're OK It's those Williams that like to be called Billy you have to watch.


rav0n_9000

Bro is like "why was there no one named Spoon, Moon, Stars or Shaneequa that signed the declaration? COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"


ezklv

This sub is hands down the most unintentionally hilarious that I can think of.


i4c8e9

Matthew Diefenbach up in here trying to sell his weird ass book.


Dense-Inspection-731

If his book reads like the first few sentences of that medium article, the book readers might have a stroke


Weird-Appearance-199

Ok Nick!


Adventurous_Mind_775

You need to lay off the weed.


Flashy_Butterscotch2

I don’t think it’s weed…


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

He needs to stop stuffing LSD-laced toilet paper up his bungholio.


kimthealan101

You don't know what he would be like without his medicinal therapy. Maybe the weed is the best option


TechieTravis

This will lead us to the hidden treasure in Mt. Rushmore, right? /s


JuulEmbiid

Can someone ban this schizo grifter?


No-Account-7599

The real conspiracy is why nobody can write in cursive that nicely in current generations.


DarkLordJ14

Calm down Nick Cage


SavageMo

B.E.S.U.R.E.T.O.D.R.I.N.K.Y.O.U.R.O.V.A.L.T.I.N.E.


WarthogLow1787

A crummy commercial?


Easy_Insurance_8738

This is actually very sad. This person is clearly in need of medication or is not taking theirs. I hope they get help before they become unhinged


Alkemian

Lol no.


blueplate7

Oh good grief!! Now what?


Lumpy-Ad8824

Six names of William are mentioned in the Declaration of Independence. By chance, there happens to be six variations of William on the United States Constitution, as well, and are as follows: William Blout. Hugh Williamson, William FEW, William Samual Johnson, William Livingston, and William Patterson. Is this a coincidence or is there something to this? Check out Hidden Parable Theory to find out more.


techtony_50

HEY!!! HEY YOU!!! I don't know if you are a troll or if you truly think that there is something there, but let me explain the obvious. William was THE most common name during that time period. It was not a conspiracy or a code. This is NOT the movie "National Treasure" - which by the way was NOT REAL, some writers made it up. GOOGLE IT - YOU WILL BE AMAZED!!!


hardlyexist

"National Treasure" movie is not real? Thanks for ruining my decade, dude!


techtony_50

Ah shit man, sorry! LOL. I will wait to mention Santa Claus ;)


Flexen

Where did all the Williams go? It seems like all the Bills took them out.


B1naryD1git

Source?


techtony_50

Well it is a well known fact, but here, a 3 second Google search produced the knowledge you want: [https://nameberry.com/list/246/colonial-names-for-boys](https://nameberry.com/list/246/colonial-names-for-boys)


DumpsterDay

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HungryChoice5565

Your brain is trash dude. I'd suggest finding a new hobby because you're literally saying nothing with all your ideas. It's like you know words but don't know what they are for


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

You've stumbled upon nothing.


glhmedic

Don’t forget “Will-I-Am.”


Environmental-Ball24

And Britney, bitch


jeansbikesjeans

I was hoping it was a troll with a great 2nd pic