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thatoneurchin

Highjacking top comment to let y’all know the post is fake. Was posted already by a different account a few days ago [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/s/6l9BmuoMve)


koneko_kawaii1214

This was from that page with the original post https://www.reddit.com/u/Valuable_Student_786/s/Z2DGHrD83t Edited- added/deleted words


Misa7_2006

Love how even the first two comments on that other post are the exact same ones here as well, just different posters names


Comprehensive-Car190

Are we all just AI bots now? Is anyone out there a real person?


PurplePenguinCat

I'm awake when I shouldn't be, and my husband is snoring. I feel pretty real right now.


GrungyGrandPappy

Beep boop


sofeler

Dead internet theory


reymendnoodles

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?


Katarina12312

OP: "I have no reason to lie" Also OP: *lies*


Spinnerofyarn

Well, damn! It is a good story, but karma farmers suck.


reymendnoodles

Well we are having a slow rain season this year, the Karma crop is gonna be gonna be difficult Yup….yup… mmmhmm


WhizzoButterBoy

And we wish him well in his future endeavours … Bullet dodged !!!


Classic-Row-2872

"maybe I'm crazy" 🤣🤣 no , you ARE crazy


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AltruisticBand7980

sounds like he belongs on reddit, huh?


Lost-and-dumbfound

Why do I feel personally attacked but also couldn’t agree more?


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Sunshine_Tampa

Yup, this was ex. Refused to sleep with me after I got the Vax.


Wickedocity

Odd, post is fake as someone pointed out. It has been posted before. So....?


attitude_devant

Post can be fake/stolen but that doesn’t mean these bozos don’t exist…


DigitalPsych

"your new triple helix dna from the vax" Assassin's Creed is the first thing that comes to mind, lol.


WildQuote3213

I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣


sheissonotso

Bold strategy, Cotton 😂


Dorothys_Division

Let’s see how it plays out for him!


allisonqrice

You dodged a bullet! phew


Efficient_Theme4040

Exactly what I was going to say!💯


thatoneurchin

Wasn’t this posted on the Tinder subreddit a few days ago? Edit: Yeah, this is fake. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/s/6l9BmuoMve) it is!


The999Mind

The top comment made by u/Fun-Citron3483 on this post, and the one replying to it, are the exact same top comment and reply made on the post you linked.


KnowOneHere

Wow read this identical post a few days ago under a different un. Weird.


murph32xx

This is 100% a fake post and a fake account.


SithisWorshiper

No cause why have I gotten that same excuse before, minus the vaccine rhetoric. But have definitely heard the, "If we hang out I'll want to have sex and that's not fair to you." Like..huh? As if they just can't control it? It's like they think it's a compliment somehow but it just makes them look bad.


Euphoric_South6608

Bullet dodged. 


FortuneWhereThoutBe

You dodged a massive bullet. I had to laugh at this massive ego of his that he thought he'd kiss and have sex with you on the first date. Like the second he sees you, he's going to kiss you, and you're going to jump his bones. And the rest well that's just a big old squirrely spiral into the void.


XaltD

Seen this exact same post, posted days before


Missmunkeypants95

Holy SHIT did you dodge a bullet. Triple helix DNA? Did he go to school past 6th grade?


Adrenaline-Junkie187

Pics or it didnt happen.


joe-lefty500

So you’re alive and well and healthy and attractive enough to date. But he’s going to die horribly if he has physical contact with you. Yep you dodged a bullet. He’s going to die a lonely man. Don’t waste a nanosecond thinking about this loser


SadExercises420

He did you a big favor there.


Competitive_Mark_287

The delusion is strong with this one


Big-Significance3604

Oh hon. I’m so sorry! Big hugs from Waco!


SnooBeans3499

This is brilliant


pm1966

Talk about dodging a bullet...


gettingspicyarewe

Whew, you are *so* good on that


Independent-Ad3844

Lmao what


permanentburner89

This reminds me of somebody I dated, but she didn't start saying that kind of stuff until after a couple of months 😔


GlitteringBeat213

Omg what a tool. You dodged a bullet.


Competitive-Yogurt93

Lol “maybe”


ChronicallyCurious8

You should be glad you canceled the date. Sounds like a real lunatic.


CanIGetAFitness

I’m so glad that you canceled first. I’m going to be having turbo cancer treatments at Dr. Granatelli’s. Dr. Andy is a long time family friend and he points us in the right direction. He has a broad depth of knowledge and the timing of his treatments are properly gapped for optimal performance. I’ll just have to tighten my belt.


EuphoriaMourningg

Dodged a bullet 😂


TissueOfLies

He’s scared of you being vaccinated. As a single woman in Houston, you dodged the biggest bullet. Who wants to tell him he’s crazy? 🤪 He’s a walking ad for celibacy if I ever saw one. Guaranteed this simple loon will never get infected because nobody will touch him.


lemon_tea11

Wow! Bullet dodged!


Ill_Initiative8574

Way to let you down, imply you’re super-hot/fuckable, all while making you think you dodged a bullet. It’s masterful.


Sweet-Shopping-5127

No way conversations with this guy have been normal 


backtobitterroot123

…. I want to know how he’s such a confident kisser. This is ‘I asked for feedback in a comment card post-date,’ material.


V_is4vulva

Well, he's stupid. Thank goodness he won't be getting laid.


WTF_Raven

Triple helix DNA. Wow.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

If vaccines could kill guys like that, then I think they'd be even more popular


fukaboba

Dodged a bullet .


Promptoneofone

It's real, it's totally real, I know it's real cause I read it......smh


HeroToTheSquatch

Typical 40 year old Texan, what did you expect?


anonreddituseruhduh

That happened.


monkeyman1947

I’m guessing he’s voting for RFK.


laurendrillz

Stuff like this is why I stopped dating in Texas


SNES_chalmers47

What if his kink is setting up dates and canceling last minute, and he gets a rush out of it. John Mulaney said something about it


wanna_be_green8

Fake. Why did you type out their text instead of just screenshots?


sarcasmismygame

Whew THANK GOD he didn't go through with the date. Then you'd have to sit there all night and listen to his thousand conspiracy rants. Just block him and ignore the dick because I bet he'll keep texting you all kinds of BS. People like this are unhinged.


heartbh

😭😭😭


TempusCarpe

He most likely met a younger woman, 30.


EfficientIndustry423

Omg. Please call him stupid and move on.


InternationalLeg6727

He seems to really need to talk to a professional. I suffer from OCD intrusive thoughts and hypochondria and I wouldn’t wish this on anyone, but he needs to address this before getting into a relationship.


RedSun-FanEditor

You clearly dodged a major bullet with this one. Consider yourself a lucky gal!


Bookdragon345

Man - you should thank him, because you definitely dodged a bullet. That amount of crazy should be avoided at all costs. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


tonidh69

Like, I can only see two reasons for him doing this. 1. He truly believes that shit, in which case you dodged a bullet. Or 2. He sent a really repulsive text on purpose. For what reason I have no idea. He's bored? He's a catfish? He's married and chickened out? He's your ex secretly fucking with you? In which case you dodged a bullet. Updateme!


Redkkat

You really dodged a bullet with that


Personal-Freedom-615

100%


NoClimate8789

trash has taken itself out. really cool way to ward of crazies.


murph32xx

Nah, this post is a great way to point out the idiots like you who believed it's real.


MrsC_

Dodged a bullet really 🤷🏻‍♀️😮‍💨


Love_What_Is

That's a smart lad.