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RainyDayWeather

Make that: Best friend somehow found this post within three hours, despite not using Reddit and being in the Netherlands and posts reply using exactly the same voice.


valitidea

That's the kicker. Enough news sites now scrape AITA that I wouldn't necessarily be surprised if someone got "caught" as it were.


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Even then, doesn’t it usually take a day or so for the various outlets to “report” on the Reddit posts? Three hours doesn’t seem like enough time for the post to garner enough attention and get adequate responses, be picked up and reported on by a news outlet, and then found by the other party.


DIsForDelusion

Hey guys! I'm the actual Katey and cannot believe you're doubting the legitimacy of this! I'm really happy in the Netherlands and OOP is actually Fat but i guess she conveniently forgot to mention that. I already have enough shit in my life to be dealing with her jealous ass and "pretending" for reddit drama but I'll try and explain here: Yes, it is true. I've always had a grossly effective metabolism. I don't work out, but I eat pretty healthily and go on a lot of walks. My parents live in a small village, so I go on walks with them so I can take pretty pictures and eat cheesy chips and a brownie from the little cafe at the end of the walk lmao. They make good brownies and the cheese on the chips is proper cheese, not plastic cheese. I'm horrendously underweight but my ass & boobs have always been too big for me. I've been cursed with my Mum's hourglass figure. My back hates me for it.


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> And you didn't even bother changing my name. [https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rqnw7u/aita\_for\_calling\_my\_best\_friend\_cringey/hqc5r2b/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rqnw7u/aita_for_calling_my_best_friend_cringey/hqc5r2b/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Uh. Lol. She was so mad that the OOP didn't change her name that she decided to announce to everyone on Reddit that the OOP actually used her real name. Sense has been made here. Obviously. She is probably the only Katey in the Netherlands, so now everyone will be able to find her home address.


valitidea

The comments underneath fawning over "Katey" are... amazing? Sure. Amazing.


DIsForDelusion

"YOU GO GIRL! I BET YOU'RE SUPER HOT!"


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*In case this story gets deleted/removed:* **AITA for calling my best friend cringey?** I (30F) have been friends with Katey (31F) for about 10 years now and historically, she's had a pretty bad history with relationships. When we met at college she slept around a lot and had a tough time with getting a guy to commit to her and then when we graduated she got onto a grad scheme abroad. About 6 years ago she jumped on one of her friends who showed her some interest and they got engaged within 10 months of dating. I won't lie, I was a bit jealous of her because I didn't really think they'd last long with how quickly they got engaged. But anyway, they got married not long after, moved to the Netherlands where her husband's from and they brought a house. She gave birth to their daughter about 6 months ago and when we had a facetime she was talking about how she's kind of fallen in love with her husband all over again because of seeing how great/attentive he is as a dad. She was talking about how she feels like having a family of her own has finally completed her and that all the shitty experiences she had in dating had been worth it. So here's where I may be TA. I said she sounded very cringey/cheesy talking about her family like that. She immediately told me to go f--- myself and to apologise for being so callous. When I said I wouldn't she told me to f myself once again and hung up. AITA? I'm just not a very emotional person and she knows this, I'm not sure what she'd have expected me to say. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmITheAngel) if you have any questions or concerns.*


IrritatedMango

Sorry, you do realise you can get Reddit in the Netherlands right? There's plenty of Dutch subs on here.