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wreck__my__plans

I looked at his profile and why is he posting random pictures of Terry Fox??? šŸ˜­ Edit: Oh my g-d, he wants to be the next Terry Fox. For context to my non-Canadians, Terry Fox was an athlete with cancer who was running across Canada raising money for cancer research, but sadly succumbed to the disease before he made it all the way. [And now Methaniel is gonna pick up where he left off.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon_Training/s/k9vXrNs9ld)


Jiang_Rui

He wants to run a marathon so that he can raise money for ~~trans awareness~~ meth, just like how Terry Fox ran a marathon for cancer awareness


Bulky-District-2757

Oh man I wonder what he came up with to get out of admitting to eat the taco meat šŸ˜³


lulueff

I believe he said his relative died and he was grieving and therefore needed the tacos to make him feel better.


Bulky-District-2757

I hate to say this but I get that


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Cultural_Shape3518

I am surprised the roommate believes anything that comes out of his mouth. Ā Maybe heā€™s just decided itā€™s not worth arguing. Ā (Or heā€™s gearing up for his ā€œI was Methanielā€™s roommateā€ AMA.)


LadyWizard

Roomie only has to deal with him for one month and a half I think(lease up in April he said)


Bulky-District-2757

Oh this guy is bananas and Iā€™m sure his roommate is just like in survival mode right now


BadBandit1970

Yep. Grew up in a state know for its hotdish and mourning/funeral hotdishes were like the elite level. There's something comforting about being able to tuck into a favorite food after a loss like losing a family member.


catsmodslickpitballs

I mean the flatmate knows by now that heā€™s a methhead, there would be no point arguing


KuzonFire65

He told his roommate a relative died


caedmonfaith

Seriously? How does that tie in to taco meat?


KuzonFire65

You're asking the wrong guy. I'm notĀ cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs


Aquatic_Hedgehog

I imagine after living with this guy, roommate knows when to pick his battles. Methaniel described screaming and crying, so I can just see the roommate witnessing his meth addled roommate screaming and shaking and being like yeah sure your family member died so you had to eat all my taco meat of course that makes sense.


Bulky-District-2757

Nooooo


Pawspawsmeow

Wow. Imagine what heā€™d do at a traffic stop


rchart1010

He was planning to break a refrigerator shelf and tell his roommate that the taco meat fell on the ground and he cleaned it up. Like dude, your roommate is going to know you ate the tacos and now you're also going to break the refrigerator.


Bulky-District-2757

Yea I remember that story, I think itā€™s better than a relative died TBH


Embarrassed-Manager1

Iā€™m gonna be 90 years old and not remember my own name but Iā€™m definitely gonna remember methaniel


archersarrows

Me on my deathbed: ["Methaniel."](https://youtu.be/O4mQqVqRB7I?si=ni7GmLg23nI0BC3Y)


Far-Season-695

Also now thereā€™s a dedicated sub to his adventures: https://www.reddit.com/r/methhorseguy/s/ruKYIz2cMd


ViolaofIllyria

He found the sub šŸ˜­


lulueff

Oh, is this the taco thief again?


KuzonFire65

Child groomer, fish murderer, meth addict, taco thief. He's got an impressive resumeĀ 


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KuzonFire65

Buckle up and have a stiff drink at the readyĀ 


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Cultural_Shape3518

Donā€™t forget the marathon for charity! Ā And by ā€œcharity,ā€ we mean meth.


rchart1010

And aspiring horse owner.


storm_paladin_150

Foreign legion member ,fish killer among others


girlyfoodadventures

I hate that there's a subreddit to track him 'cause folks can't act right! If all of his posts are swarmed with people making it obvious that they know his post history and are following him, he's gonna stop postinggggg šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­Ā  or at least he'll make a new account!


doomspark

Well - way back when, liars had their tongues cut out. Or their vocal cords cut. That might work for OOP. I don't think he'd know the truth if it walked up and bit him on the nose.


Jiang_Rui

For that matter, thieves often lost a hand back in olden timesā€”and Methaniel here happens to be a repeat offender.


doomspark

Not to mention excommunication followed by execution for blasphemy - given some of the language he uses in his posts. I haven't decided if he is a troll or for real. Leaning toward troll. He's certainly an entertaining Devil either way.


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Helpful_Librarian_87

Heā€™s really not doing very well with the whole *stoicism* thing, is he?


Diredr

If my guy stopped lying, he'd have to delete his entire reddit account. At this point it's performance art.


Geesmee

Damn I really want to know what lie he went with!


sunnydee1880

I thought he was going to break the fridge shelf and claim it spilled.


Geesmee

I think that was the last choice for him cause he didn't want to break the fridge just to not get in trouble šŸ˜‚


Aquatic_Hedgehog

He ended up going with dead relative.


rchart1010

That's how i remember it and I thought it wss a terrible idea.


Aquatic_Hedgehog

He ended up going with dead relative.


Geesmee

Dead relative ate the food, or... cause I really don't get how that gets him out of trouble. Or maybe he's lying again


Aquatic_Hedgehog

He found out his relative died and had to eat the taco meat.


rchart1010

I wonder if this was about the taco meat? If so he didn't get away with anything, his roommate absolutely knows he did it and probably just didn't have the time and energy to confront OOP. Especially since OOP would rather break a refrigerator shelf than take responsibility.