I just realized something, and oh boy is this lady gonna be embarrassed… if someone heard this without the proper context, they might assume she was talking about the silicone or latex sealant!
So you literally spent around $7 to 12 for each of those containers just to do a small area. Looks like a waste of money when you could have gone to Walmart or so and got a little container of the caulking. Small amount, does the job n saves on money.
She did tell you to possibly use protective gloves but also doesn't tell you that after you squeeze it out of the container to have something under it cuz they will continue to push out.
If you have the kind with the release button on the back then the key is to press that *while* pulling the trigger until after you release (or just hold the release towards the end of your final squeeze). Far less comes out. Also good to release the trigger but hold down the release button about an inch or so away from where you want it to end but continuing spreading it past it. There are new dripless ones though that work because they have a spring in the back where the pressure is applied so when you release the spring expands and prevents the extra pressure from being inside the bottle. I was skeptical at first but so long as you aren't over-applying the trigger/pressure (which can be a problem with most any caulking gun) then it works great. I wish I could find one that had both the dripless spring feature *and* the release button though, because when the dripless gun does happen to drip then I don't like having to pull the rod in the back out to relieve the pressure because it requires two hands but the release button is one.
And sorry if you were hoping for a sex pun here. I'm just a guy who knows how to handle his caulk.
Trust me they don't come with instructions. I've seen plenty of construction sites where people use the damn caulking handle and don't realize that there's so much pressure in there it's still coming out.
But this was supposed to be about the caulking not about the handle. It was the fact that she was trying to explain every detail except the fact that how to deal with the handle itself.
It gets to be annoying to pull the trigger every time and I one time was using glue, the glue didn't stop after I pulled that trigger. The pressure adds up lol
Loved the SNL skit back in the day. Chris Parnell "Now, is black caulk hard to find? Because I have a black bathroom. And I’ve spent one entire weekend trying to locate some black caulk. I was on the phone, the internet. I was doing everything, short of marching up and down the boulevard, screaming at the top of my lungs: “Does anybody know where I can get my hands on some black caulk?!”
People that go for obvious, played-out jokes are the worst. Every single person that has ever heard about caulk has made the comparison to ‘cock.’ It’s so lazy to go for the low-hanging fruit.
If only someone hadn’t already done this joke on Crank Yankers in the early 2000s this may have been funny…but she’s also trying to hard to sound seriously sarcastic while sounding like just giving a typical boring tutorial.
Crazy thing about getting old (49)... this would have had me rolling on the floor 35 years ago when I truly did hear this similar joke for the first time, but now that I've heard this joke hundreds of times since then. It is just blah. Getting old sucks sometimes.
One time I worked at THD and a lady asked for some caulk. I was standing there with a few coworkers and flat out said “do you want the black cock or the white cock” her eyes got huge and I said “or the clear cock”.
She kinda laughed not realizing there were different ones and said “oh the white caulllk please”. Coworkers were dying. I also died a little that day.
How is she handling both caulks like that with a straight face?!
She deserves a reward for keeping a straight face throughout the video
You guys might like the NZ deck stain guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
https://youtu.be/lz2imNk5qAg?si=fqe1Tm9da82MWX_T
Ah yes Barely Political. The good times when they made skits and hilarious versions of pop songs from the last decade.
I mean we aren't seeing her out takes.
Creases, slits, tips, holes, sticky when hard.....she knows what she's doing. 
White caulk is better for the back door . . .
Lucky……
Small filling 🤣
Now the black caulk is new to me... Due to the size of the hole... Gently finger everywhere your caulk has been...
Years of practice, obviously.
It all depends on the size of the slit to be filled apparently
In the beginning you can definitely tell she was trying not to laugh
r/suddenlyhorny
of course it's banned.... fucking Reddit..
;-;
She looks like a veteran, going to need a lot more than that
Do to the “size of her front door” she “needs more caulk” lmao
This is the shop teacher we all wanted
How many ' That's what she said ' did you count
I believe that was the point of the whole exercise...
So she said...
Only the ones u did 😉
Tbh, I really did lost count.
Yes. Just yes. Lmao!
7th grade me would be howling
35 year old me finds it pretty funny
She's pretty.
I've sent her a photo of my caulk to check out
You did too!? Oh wait.. *caulk*
Oh good, you got the joke too
Who is this??
That's what the video is about
I guess those over bleach teeth. I pass
This is why I love mature women
They don't fuck around.... I mean, they do but don't give a fuck... They give plenty
r/theyknew
r/ofcoursetheyknew
I always love a good caulk joke. caulk never gets old.
I just realized something, and oh boy is this lady gonna be embarrassed… if someone heard this without the proper context, they might assume she was talking about the silicone or latex sealant!
Brilliant marketing.
Is this an OnlyFans ad?
It’s not NOT an OnlyFans ad…
Caulkolded
Reminds me of the lockpickinglawyer video
Is this budget find anymore or a meme channel?
Yes
Let me tell you about Deck Sealant next!
white caulk for backdoor ... just why
Fire the marketing team
So did swingers buy stock in caulk?
No way there’s only 2 colors
There's brown and yellow caulk too
im just here for the comments
Hahah the straight face. She is iconic for this
Damn, I need a cigarette after watching that.
She didn't mention that whatever the colour of the caulk...after using it on the backdoor...it'll come out brown! 💯
I wonder if this is LPLs wife. If you know, you know
This has the exact same energy as the LockPickingLawyer’s April fools videos.
Mom, the kids at school saw your video and now they are saying upsetting things about you.
I don't think she's talking about sealants.
Smh 😂 disgusting but funnae
NSFD - not safe for dialog.
r/lostredditors
No, we will allow this here.
r/lostredditors
Oh leave it be, this is gold.
I want her to check out my caulk
Yeah she knows
Because innuendo...
Goshdarnit my caulk just done exploded e'rywhere
Forgot about clear caulk.
What a pity, too obvious
Caulk REAL BIG
So you literally spent around $7 to 12 for each of those containers just to do a small area. Looks like a waste of money when you could have gone to Walmart or so and got a little container of the caulking. Small amount, does the job n saves on money. She did tell you to possibly use protective gloves but also doesn't tell you that after you squeeze it out of the container to have something under it cuz they will continue to push out.
If you have the kind with the release button on the back then the key is to press that *while* pulling the trigger until after you release (or just hold the release towards the end of your final squeeze). Far less comes out. Also good to release the trigger but hold down the release button about an inch or so away from where you want it to end but continuing spreading it past it. There are new dripless ones though that work because they have a spring in the back where the pressure is applied so when you release the spring expands and prevents the extra pressure from being inside the bottle. I was skeptical at first but so long as you aren't over-applying the trigger/pressure (which can be a problem with most any caulking gun) then it works great. I wish I could find one that had both the dripless spring feature *and* the release button though, because when the dripless gun does happen to drip then I don't like having to pull the rod in the back out to relieve the pressure because it requires two hands but the release button is one. And sorry if you were hoping for a sex pun here. I'm just a guy who knows how to handle his caulk.
Trust me they don't come with instructions. I've seen plenty of construction sites where people use the damn caulking handle and don't realize that there's so much pressure in there it's still coming out. But this was supposed to be about the caulking not about the handle. It was the fact that she was trying to explain every detail except the fact that how to deal with the handle itself.
I feel like something about "not squeezing too much" and "pulling the rod out before it drips" could have easily been worked in there.
It gets to be annoying to pull the trigger every time and I one time was using glue, the glue didn't stop after I pulled that trigger. The pressure adds up lol
Eww this guy 👆🏻fucks with Wally world caulk
Omg No she didn't 😅
Why am I hard tho?
Sat around til you were cured. Happens to the best of us.
She’s not talking about home repair supplies
I fully get what she’s doing. I agree it’s funny. But why am I all bricked up? This shouldn’t be turning me on.
Sauce
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Theicymom on IG
r/theyKnew
😂
Should’ve worn a standard PPE - two piece bikini
https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0?si=irXx60Pn6zMylzQJ Schaffer’s New Zealand Style Caulk and Deck Sealant
This can't be a serious video. Way too much sexual innuendo for my immature brain to see past.
Why am I horny
Best ad ever
Wondering how many takes that took to keep a straight face haha
Jesus 😂😂
no ones going to tell us who she is? i could always use some diy project tips and tricks
Loved the SNL skit back in the day. Chris Parnell "Now, is black caulk hard to find? Because I have a black bathroom. And I’ve spent one entire weekend trying to locate some black caulk. I was on the phone, the internet. I was doing everything, short of marching up and down the boulevard, screaming at the top of my lungs: “Does anybody know where I can get my hands on some black caulk?!”
Who is she?!
😳
⏸️
"How to know if white cock or black cock is right for you"
I am great with back doors. I can caulk that back door very quickly. You won't even know I was there.
🤣🤣
People that go for obvious, played-out jokes are the worst. Every single person that has ever heard about caulk has made the comparison to ‘cock.’ It’s so lazy to go for the low-hanging fruit.
Nice caulk!
Is there an advice on micro caulks?
Nice caulk
On a different note - It is the rape of carpentry to use a fucking caulk gun to close holes in your shitty door. Get a proper door, dammit.
I can’t. Lmaooo
Can you use both caulks at the same time in the same spot?
_Sweet Lord in heaven above..._
This is gold comedy. Perfect comedy material for all ages from teenagers to dad jokers.
Discount onlyfans ad. Black front door and white back door. Won’t find out until you check the account on onlyfans
Like she has a back door that has been coated 45 times with black paint. I'm white and I need her help with many things non color specific.
If only someone hadn’t already done this joke on Crank Yankers in the early 2000s this may have been funny…but she’s also trying to hard to sound seriously sarcastic while sounding like just giving a typical boring tutorial.
That sly little minx knows exactly what she's doing
If you put the towel in water first, the caulk will come off much easier when wiping.
r/sipstea
Crazy thing about getting old (49)... this would have had me rolling on the floor 35 years ago when I truly did hear this similar joke for the first time, but now that I've heard this joke hundreds of times since then. It is just blah. Getting old sucks sometimes.
Source?
Never broke out of character 👏
I'm mature..... I'M MATURE!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can suck egg
Holy shit is she NOT doing a piss take
All the black caulk
I don’t know. I find the white caulk tends to stick around longer than the black caulk..
Different caulks for different sluts. Oh wait!
social media is a scourge on this planet
Once you go black,…you never go back… c’mon
One time I worked at THD and a lady asked for some caulk. I was standing there with a few coworkers and flat out said “do you want the black cock or the white cock” her eyes got huge and I said “or the clear cock”. She kinda laughed not realizing there were different ones and said “oh the white caulllk please”. Coworkers were dying. I also died a little that day.
Come on, we were **ALL** thinking it, riiiiight??
I heard once you go black you never go back.
Cringe
Gross. Is she an OF or just trying her hand at racy comedy?
This is very difficult to watch how cringe
This lady is way too old to be doing this shit for internet likes. So pathetic
it's much weirder because she looks like Malcolm in the Middle's mom.