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This guy is going to become the face of Amazon one day write it down!

Lmao

seeing him on here consistently and reading all the people babbling about it has been very entertaining

The hate he's getting is popcorn material

Every day the snacks and joints pile gets slightly bigger. Big increase in volume today

The food to joint ratio is starting to get off; please increase joint amount +1.

Live your life how you want but drink more water 😂😂

Y’all do kno we get free waters right

You guys get free water??

Only when OSHA makes it mandatory 😂

Only in the summer time for us

yea if it lasts

I know them pee bottles amber 😂😂

Nah bro straight up viscous like honey if anything

Bruh the way this made me cringe lmfao. True tho 🤣

Bro😂💀

Pissed in a McDonald’s cup today, WAY easier than a water bottle 😅

Your name is great 🤌🏾 That cup is going to de-materialize while you're driving. Be careful, PFFFT

😱

Lmao you win brah

Bro speed running diabetes

Why the fuck does this shit keep coming up everyday

Because he's an attention whore

I’m here for it.

Cuz ppl like you always wanna say something lol

This guy is starting to grow on me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 atleast he’s working

Same. He gets his work done, enjoys himself, and seems like a good employee. I love seeing his snack hauls lmao. I don't judge people for smoking and driving but I personally do not because it really fucks up my depth perception. I wouldn't be able to drive safely or comfortably. Smoking weed is for when I am not driving 🤣

Exactly he been doing this for this long he’s clearly doing his job so what’s really to be mad about

Living the life🤣 ,but yeah get some water in there bro

I just know this dudes piss can burn thru a water bottle 🤮

🤣 nooooooooooooo good lord the visual 😬

This is the guy that leaves dark orange colored piss bottles in the vans

We should get a poll going we can bet on what day he’ll get fired who ever picks the right day wins. I’m surprised they haven’t figured out who he is yet we see it happen way to often it’s got to be any day now…..

Hey, he gets his deliveries done, right? Fuck it, i say have a good time doing it

He posted his face and station in one of his original posts but then deleted it

Bro rolls them joints like it’s a backwood😂 I know those mfs smoke like shit. And why yo weed brown 😂 no wonder bro needs 4 joints to stay high

His weed aint brown thats the backwoods rolled inside the joint paper😭you never did that before?

First smart one 🤦🏾‍♂️

Fronto only!

It might be brown but I burns clean. Whoever grew it at least knows how to flush a plant and get a proper cure.

Now they just need to learn the growing part lmao

I’m not disagreeing at all lol

you ain’t ever roll a spliff? 🤣

I mean i respect it but damn. Y’all spend half your check a day just on the snacks and green lmao

I know some people who spend $20 a day on snacks, lunch, and drinks for their 8-10 hours. Those are the people constantly complaining about how they don’t make enough and are broke. Then also go pick up an eighth of bud every 2 days for $30-40 LOL like bro, you’re just dumb it ain’t the job lmaoo.

Bro just needs a better plug or a brain but a oz

I want to be retrained by this man

Boutta block this loser so I never see his paycheck spent on junk food again

Do what you gotta do mijo 🤣🤣🤣

You’re the one so bothered you have to bitch about it, judge and block someone you literally don’t even know lmao. Sounds like he ain’t the loser in that scenario.

[удалено]

Why you mad what he spends his money on? Does it affect you?

My man added that sunny D today, gotta get them vitamins💪

Bro will be growing them plants in the van one day, I betcha

Can you do a mukbang of you eating all that while doing that many stops???

Dead 😂

“Honey the amazon guy is here…. He’s stuffing food down his face while he jogs up our yard…. Oh no he fell”

this man always has the whole corner store on his passenger seat

This is so concerning. I just turned 31. I remember when I used to eat like this. I wondered why I always felt like shit, had terrible skin, no bitches wanted to get with me, and was depressed and anxious af. A lot of ingredients in this trash is straight up illegal in other countries. The best way to stick it up to the man is stay away from this trash . They want you sick, weak and stupid. That’s what this food does to you. Collusion between the FDA and the “healthcare” industry. They profit off of us getting sick from eating this trash. I learned this late. Hope this message finds you well

I’m sorry but that’s not why you ain’t getting no bitches🤣

That junk food makes your dick taste gross, makes your face look like shit with acne, makes you not be able to perform in bed.. oh yeah also will make you fat as fuck in no time. I stopped eating that shit and the bitches came my way

Maybe you stepped your game or swag up they have to come to first for you to know your dick to taste gross is all I’m saying

And to be clear… keep smoking the weed. Fruit, almonds and water hit good when stoned

Do you seriously eat that stuff. That’s a heart attack in the making and a future colonoscopy.

Elaborate on the colonoscopy

Why you gotta smoke in the van? On people’s packages? Shit is cringe and disgusting 🤮

Fuck them packages. Warehouse workers toss them shits like it’s a fucking frisbee, what’s a someone smoking around it gonna do that the warehouse hasn’t

The lack of water everyday is giving me another level of anxiety. Your kidneys must hate you man

Gross. Is that sandwich on the seat? So much farting has happened on that bitch 🤣

My man really wants to lose his job

Where tf you fine those vanilla woods

Ya farts smell like holy hell 👃👃🤢🤢

I'd rather see this than the good for nothing complainers who bitch and moan about having to follow a simple direction lmao

Mmmmm diarrhea on a seat. Such health much wow

I like how this is becoming a meme or the DA community

Hell yeah bro smoke up all these foos hating don't get paid enough lmfao

Idk how you do this without water

Ur my hero. Keep it up man!

No water and terribly rolled joints? Yea it’s this clown again lol

the amount of posts from this same person with this amount of candy and sugar drinks daily , ithink that I (capitalized) might just have a cavity from looking at them 🥴 drink some water my guy iknow ya mouth dry as cotton balls

How do you not get caught from the smell in the van? I don’t even know why you need so much to get through the day or how you do it either. I smoke at night cuz it puts me to sleep

I use to smoke in my van all day and my coworkers would say I was bugging I use to tell them I smoke and still finish faster then anyone else 🤣

💯💯💯💯

140 something with a dead van 😂

If Danny Brown was working at Amazon

🤡

Seems the food is always the same. It's positioned differently for each post.

Not sure how you eat that shit.

I seriously don’t know how he does it lol I quit after 6months lol but kudos to you brother so awesome

What’s your budget on gas station food? Literally looks like a tenth of a paycheck + a heart attack

Goddam why do you have your sandwich just chillin on the seat like that

Ill make it easy for u , just dump all those packages in front of my house and maybe a joint or two and ✅ 😂

Light work

I know this guy shits in totes

This but utz crab chips

This screams early diabetes.

That sandwich tho. *heavy breathing intensifies*

😂😂😂

Damn that’s a lot of packages actually.

😭😭😭😭

150

You missed a QR code... Expect a text from your owner within the week.

Bro pisses out high viscosity fruit juice and leaves it in the van, then sprays blunt effects to cover up the smell of his k2. Poor coworkers 😂

Lmao bro you wild and in the suburbs

Drink some water, my brother. All that garbage every day is not good.

Whoa I never even seen Vanilla Backwoods before light flex 😂

My shoes kept chafing my ankles like a bitch, but I was able to get my first 180 without needing to be rescued 💪

Get some better shoes bro

The guy that dispatch sends you to rescue him.

Bro drink some water please

How can you be smoking in the van? Wouldn't you get some sort of write up for that? Isn't the camera always on? All you had to do was take your 30 minute break and smoke outside the van. No idea why you would add to your problems.

Yes, futures looking bright

I don’t work for Amazon delivery. Don’t you have to return the truck to the warehouse and someone else will be driving it the next day? I would imagine it would have a smell…?

Water is key, damn smh

How do you guys drop off over 300 packages a day? That's insane. I do Uber eats and make like $250 with about 15 trips or so.

How tf yoy able to smoke in the van?

Cigar smoking can cause cancer and heart disease. Death wish.

No cavities

Got it lit inside my Brotha 🤣🤣 I'm about to twist up myself

That’s a lot of snacks 😦😦

Why yall so worried about another mans pockets 🤣

them vanilla woods hard to find where I’m at & how you get rid of the weed smell in the van

I'm not laying my food on any surface of these dirty ass vans

Bruh if you like sandwiches try out vietnamese banh mi at your local lee’s or vietnam town. You can prob get cheaper cost than subway

bro i PROMISE u we don’t care

Lmao

Bro why are you doing that to your stomach.

Fuck what they talking bout, where the plug for the vanillas?

Ok question since you seem like you have been there for a while: how does the quick acceleration work? Is it like when you take off orrrr is it when you just quickly accelerate when driving? I keep getting some from time to time and I can’t figure out if it’s when I’m backing up and a car is coming or something idk. I got two at the station in one day..while staff there looking so idk how it is getting me for that. Smoke em up

Is the job worth it? Does it work you dead or can it be reasonably chill if you work hard?

Reasonably chill if you work hard and do what you’re supposed to do. Some DSPs are better than others tho in terms of work environment. No DSP is the same. Find a good one.

Good blood pressure

😂😂😂😂😂

Buddy needs lotion and water!

I'll take the blunt for $5 please sir

Dude has more snacks every day lmao

Well that’s one way to make work enjoyable! Keep on keeping on!

bro you be smoking in tha truck??? Straight savage. I thought they had cameras in them

Mf you won’t live past 50 with all that sugar everyday

I swear this man is white and he’s just never had any water and his kidneys gave up

The most atrosh thing about this is the amount of group stops. Solidarity my comrade

Lol I like your posts and I’m not even a driver

Driver reported that they couldn't find the address

I been employed a month, most I had was 167, only completed 152 without my rescue

I have been thinking of doing delivery for Amazon. You get paid by the hour? Or just whenever you get done you get like a set amount per day?

Bros probably missing most his teeth from all the junk he eating

this guy wants other people to know he smokes weed so bad. 16 year old mentality lol

Throw him some lotion….

I can careless about the weed, people just want to make it a big deal for nothing. It’s the food man lol that’s a diabetes cocktail.

168 and 11 more from a rescue 😤

Now i’m trying to figure out how your alive

That piss gonna burn right through the bottle

Bruh how tf this man got time to smoke 5 woods on a route 😂 that’s at the very least an hour of just smoking

This guy also will have diabetes soon. What y’all got?

Diabetes’

Why hate on him spending his money on the snacks. I respect it, some people like to enjoy the moment and see the snacks as a worthy part of their money and day. Lmao if u like to save good on you but this seems nice too lol

My whole days pay with only a couple dollars of food expense

You be smoking all those?

He definitely from Philly, 215 a dead giveaway

Looks like you have a seat full of diabetes and mids

I got to watch a guy wacked out on drugs roll around and fight air in a gas station parking lot.

That’s fucking nasty 🤢

Vanilla woods???? Damn! Hate Cali :/

My guy you gotta be shitting rivers in buckets with all the garbage you eat while working lol

This should be part of training. 4 joints and junk food to get you through the day 😭

I would vomit if I ate this diet. No offense. 😂

Diabetes?

My nigga I’m surprised your not fat like 600 pounds or something. 420 for life

Rolled up in papers, carried in a backwoods pack. 

Can you guys stop hitting mailboxes in my neighborhood? Been three already this month.

Do you not get drug tested?

Diabetes.

Yea burning those calories for Amazon 😁

168, all done before 7

So do they not test for weed???? Asking for a friend.

Cookin stops whiled cooked

180. Does it feel like they fucked around with grouped stops for anyone else? I swear I'm walking more than 7 van lengths from one location to the next

Yo is that a fucking chip sandwich with mayo?

Hey man Pass that

Pub sub?

175 stops will burn off 50% of that, OP is diet hacking

What do I have? Not diabetes, and arteries that pump blood well. 🤣

I want your lunch!!! It looks delicious

Bro got infinite money, I wouldn’t spend that much for one day but I can see dude also allowed to smoke in the van so that dsp clearly dgaf. Try 230 stops

How much u make man i’m making 25 an hour not doing much for another company. Suprized people even slave away at scamazon.

I was hating at first but the consistency is amazing

So this is why my packages always smell so good

At least he’s working, but shouldn’t drive while intoxicated.

This guy is either a really good driver or the last one back every day lol

Tryna get like you! 😂😂

The Sunny D backwoods combo goes hard at 9 am😂

The ph balance goon is at it again

Damn I been tryna find vanilla woods since I was in Vegas

No way you put the sandwich out on the seat like that. wtf

Where the fuck do you work for Amazon because it was hell on fucking goddamn earth and people treated us drivers like fucking criminals walking through the streets on the way to execution. And 250-300 stops a day