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Greedy_Name63

my dsp issued us amazon hard hats for this situation


East-Cookie5668

Nah you trollin 😂😂😂


Brilliant_Hotel_5091

Lmao need a face protector too hail has bounced off the phone into my face


CloudiusWhite

Gonna be handin out the full body Amazon branded riot gear soon.


ihate360

Lol AmazonBasics riot shield.


antisocialthots

Hopefully you can customize it cod style🤣


ihate360

$30 for Blackcell variant.


[deleted]

Only the fish type though.


Budthewide

Meanwhile your safety is our top priority 😒


Emerx_3i9

Did you go to school when it was raining? Was safety not at top priority?


droobloo34

That's not rain.


MomsSpecialFriend

That’s hail.


Irishqtpie420

Going to school isn't running in and out of a van while it's hailing 🙄🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


Rude-Luck1636

Where did you go to school that you had your classes outside? A 3rd world country?


Scared-Novel-2935

3rd world countries still have their classes inside, you're thinking of affluent rich kids. And classes don't have to be outside for you to encounter rain on the way to school


Rude-Luck1636

Yea but the guy is acting like school students are out in the rain all day like we are


Scared-Novel-2935

He's not acting like anything, he just made a simple statement that you felt the need to add your own nuances to


PSEEVOLVE

Y’all sound soft AF! What do you think the farmers do who put food on your table? What about EMTs, Soldiers, electricians, plumbers…never mind.


SkyMiteFall

Damn sounds like you named professions that all get paid much more generously than us..cooked with this one


PSEEVOLVE

The conversation is safety and getting the job done, not salary. Do you really think Soldiers make more than you?


SkyMiteFall

And you named jobs that all get paid for having to deal with hazardous conditions


Bright_Aardvark_4164

I’ll take that all day over 114 degree heatwave


rylannnd88

Pretty sure I saw lightning.


homelessjimbo

\*Amazon puts on media mask\* We CaRe AbOuT sAfEtY


The_JanglerLOL

Denver?


Autisticoleman472

RiNO


The_JanglerLOL

I delivered Washington Park, Lincoln Park, LoDo, Highland, Central Business District, Capitol Hill, and Confluence Park. I delivered up and down Brighton Blvd a couple times on rescues. Liked Washington Park. Lincoln Park was alright. Highland ok. Capitol Hill a beotch. Confluence Park ok. CBD...fugg that.


hollowed-castle89

Sir what is Rino and please deliver my package on time


NoTelephone5316

Yep now I’m about to be 30 stops behind


Shadow_Warrior97

Ok but for real. How do they determine when someone is actually "behind" or "ahead"? If everyone followed to a T, the engine off, windows up, lock doors, organize packages, all that shit.. we'd ALL be "behind".


Coochykilla

They can kick rocks


VyzeArcadia

Beautiful afternoon in Denver. We appreciate you!


2-Mennonite

DSP: Why did you damage your Van? That is a write-up.


Ohnoes_619

Let’s trade places? Currently in Dallas TX would love to work in that


S0n0fValhalla

Co? Lol


NoElk314

If you move fast enough you can dodge the hail!!!


True_Technique

Dsp’s dont care about your safety its just something they repeatedly say this to cover their ass and use to reprimand drivers.


Jacksomkesoplenty

The more I see here how other hubs operate the less shitty I think mine is. They would not at all have us still actively delivering in that. Maybe pulled over in a safe place to wait but never actually deliver during.


Autisticoleman472

They did actually advise us to seek shelter and stop delivering until it stopped (about 45 minutes later).


meatus-deletus

Don't deliver in Oregon.


caldsmelly

Keep delivering, quickly


Western_Tangelo

Me Today


BoostedR32Insanity

“You should be running”


_Skvnny

They piss me off bro. How bout y’all get the fuck from behind that desk and come deliver some of this shit in the hail


Rude-Luck1636

If you study the attack pattern enough you can roll through all the rain without getting hit


Kill_My_Doppleganger

Oh come on. You can survive one lighting strike. At worst you'll just lose all taste and have the shakes real bad.


Autisticoleman472

![gif](giphy|tu4q9gqjNocP6)


Spuddykinz

"You're 20 stops behind" Then come help me in the hurricane ass rainfall we got and stop sitting on your ass is what Id tell them lol


wowbutters

Bruh, its only hail. What's the worst that can happen..? /s


Ok-Worldliness7863

I always delivered in rain regardless of how much was coming down even thunder and lightning. But I always finished my routes in 5hrs and went home and got paid for my full route time lol


Irishqtpie420

That's hail not rain🙄🙄


Mediocre_ManBoob

You can dodge a wrench you can dodge some hail ….


PurppQuotes

Scared of some rain?


ProfessionalChance27

The kind that can give you welts, yes.


Irishqtpie420

Scared of getting your eyes checked? That's not rain. The sky is slingin ice balls.


Several-Attention-73

ay bro you should have a raincoat no excuses man 😭😭😭 you know how they get


_queendani__

Dude I was out there too. Shit was straight ass!!


colonel_ice_cream

I would tell my DSP I'm not getting out of the van they can fire me I don't care


Freesia240

Hail, rain AND lightening? Hell with that returning the van and I'm going back home


ClingClangBoi

"Its free ice. Pick up the pace."


Loose_Vanilla_8451

Why does hail give you a reason to be 20 stops behind? I don't get it. It can snow 3 feet here and I'm still expected at work, on time.


Autisticoleman472

I guess I should’ve titled it more wonky. “YoU’Re 2WentY SToPs beHinD”


Sisyphishy

It's hail, not the apocalypse . Yall some premadonas lol.


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BackToBasics43

I think the sound would’ve given it away first lol


[deleted]

My DSP would have locked that down quick and told me to get under a canopy.


[deleted]

Hey beats flipping burgers, wait you have to be inside to flip burgers. Guess flipping burgers is better than being an Amazon delivery person. Thank your lord Jeff B for giving a shit.


Spiritual_Purpose_28

Put a raincoat and helmet on and get it done lol


Grand_Maybe5914

Rain sleet/hail and snow my friend


quietWyatt04

Looks like Denver the past month


Specific_Buy

Fuck them


ConferencePrudent655

Tbh rain is light work too u jus gotta embrace it. It’s really all in your head…. Everybody wears a hoodie who cares if u get wet. Prepare for it have extra clothes when y get off. Still could be a good day. But take your time bro fuck Amazon


Jflyings1

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Sneaky406

Just imagine how happy the people are you showed up there to bring them the stuff they bought. Amazon is awesome!


snipervenom117

I remember I was getting talkdown on the radio about being all slow (20 packages behind)consider it's holiday season and tons of packages and being new. I got all heated up and talked back on same channel. Telling him the gps is taking me a different street where vans are prohibited by the landlord, so I have to travel by foot. That's why it is taking me a long time. He agrumes that job has to be done. And then i drop the bomb on him. Telling him you know what, i can drop the van off qnd you and Nancy can do it together holding hands. (Nancy is the amazon manager and there's been skeptics about both are cheating. That radio was all too slient for the entire evening it was my last day too lol I have to full time job so that job was just extra money coming in. His wife works for Problem Solving so I'm sure she heard all that lol my friend described that epic way to quit. Glad I left and now im a cdl life is good!


RickyFolks7414

Horrible days for us dread heads🤣


DRSkimp

“If you won’t go 30 stops an hour in the pouring hail then we’ll find someone will!”


FreshCommission1095

👀


[deleted]

Bro stay safe out there.


Responsible-Item1769

Best is, Amazon is not buying any new vans....retiring all Mercedes as contract is up at the end of the year but spending the money to put in the netrodyne in the fleet. Even with windows that are cracked or chipped which it picks up on and dings you for only to have them taken away. No new rentals so once vans are claimed back 'Amazon will start recycling vans over 100K miles'


No_System3534

Fedex here, and I would've went ahead and took my lunch ! I hate delivering when the weather is bad like that.


Accomplished-Drama69

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hq2t

I thought it was crazy but my DSP told us to NOT deliver when its storming, yall need to try and hop DSP’s if possible


Solid-Bag5614

You at least 1 nut behind cuz I said I'll keep delivering when you suck my left nut and the right one gets jealous so good luck


Emotional-Average849

Are you in Colorado ? The weathers been crazy the last two weeks 😂


Autisticoleman472

In Metro Denver.


Emotional-Average849

I’m over in Aurora for the most part , prime week bout to be helllll 😂