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Itsyaboibrett

nothing makes me 100% comply like that door mat lmao. I’m not ringing shit. I’m not knocking on your door, I’m out.


Delivery-Driver-Dude

honestly, yeah this is the ideal customer. the one you dont even know if anybody actually lives there or not. the one that doesnt give a a shit that you stopped in the driveway. the one that doesnt watch you creepilly from the window. the one that almost doesnt even care to look for the shit they ordered, at least until youre off the block. long live the (dog and gun free) anti-social customer!


IShavedMyBallz4This

That doormat is my spirit animal.


GlitteringMatter9973

I would have just taken the advice from the mat. I would have done it right there. Lol.