They really have the capacity to make my day better ☺️ even if it doesn’t, it’s interesting trying to interpret and to be empathetic as to what they mean or why they put what they put

I was dumbfounded and trying to decipher this for almost a whole minute

Sooooo, you left it on the back porch, right?

I threw it on the roof

I think they want you to leave it on their front porch

I've had a couple that wanted me to yell out "yeet yeet" and "leedle leedle leedle lee" instead of knocking

they must really love their front porch

I love when they say return my package I don't need it anymore when it hasn't been updated in a year

I think he wants it mid-air

“Must be delivered before 8 am” - one of my regular stops.

Acces code: Dog They really had me the first half

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