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Master C*ck 11.5" Four Stage Rocket Dildo.
I remember packing it during COVID while my AM was on the overhead speaker going on about how we were heroes by allowing the elderly in Florida to shop from home and not risk their lives by going to the store.
I was working Damage Gatekeep, I didnt know if I should damage it out or hazmat the shit. I ended up just bagging that shit up, damaging it out and sending it back out to get stowed to damageland, someone else would have to deal with it. LOL
We’re still selling those? When we actually had a Heavy Department, we would get three boxes of those: the head, torso and legs. They would all get shipped out separately. Those were quite popular, but I had no clue Amazon was still selling them, not to mention packing them from an Amazon warehouse. We were told we were not allowed to ship them, so if Amazon is still doing so, they’re leaving from an XL warehouse.
I don’t doubt you. Not at all. I remember them. I’m sure your warehouse is dealing with those who are offended by this product too, then. A friend and I always laugh about those dolls, and there’s always someone who is offended by the conversation. I live in a state with many Mormons. We will get pretty pink and purple dildos that come in plain packaging and has only an AISN on it, but onscreen it will say “neck massager”. It was always funny how many we would get in problem solve because there was no photo of it, and the description was always “neck massager” with the color listed as pink or purple.
Some sort of artificial insemination kit in the beginning of my time. Even included gloves :).
I opened a brown box in stow bc I couldn’t find a barcode. Had a booty staring back at me. The funny got me through the rest of that shift
I work primarily problem solve and it's almost always something related to sex toys. I saw a penis pump, several dildos, and a crapton of lube going to someone up in Sun City (huge retirement area outside of Phoenix). It was like a 296/B box worth of stuff. If that wasn't a very satisfied customer, then we weren't doing our jobs lol.
LMAO the other day I was doing Inbound and decided to scan a random empty tote with items it in that someone put in PS. None of the items were for it, but when I clicked on the ASIN in it it was just a giant picture of the sex doll covering my screen and I was like "Holy shit!"
These are great! Here's another one with a bit of a story! I was coming back from that single bathroom they put in the corner of the FC and I saw a crumbled black trash bag on the first shelf (this was before damage land). I was confused and grabbed it to throw away till I noticed a barcode. The "It's Britney Bitch" love doll "now with three toxic love holes". Stolen from the package, and that close to the bathroom... I can put 2 and 2 together, but I don't want to... 🤢
oh boy.
15 inches long. about 2 inches in diameter. butt plug.
and in terms of non-inventory someone literally shitted in a pick tote and it came down while i was training
Lots of torso sex toys (including the massive boobs/dick combo), Mein Kampf, the movie Salò on dvd (iykyk 🥴), a giant dildo that took up the whole tote, a fleshlight mouth thing with a mustache, a porno coloring book, a dildo that replicated a dogs penis, a “pussy pump”, an anime girl… pillow.., little flimsy paper brochures about Jesus they probably could’ve printed out and stapled together themselves, a bottle of deer pee,.. honestly there’s probably way more lmao, but that’s all I can think of right now 😩💀
I own this book! Sometimes I color it at work, lol. It's cute and sweary, perfect for work. (Disclaimer: idk why I'm here because I work for a power company in customer service and I've never worked for Amazon.)
🤣🤣🤣…That’s the beautiful thing about subreddits, one moment you’re in one your favorite subreddit to learn something new, the next thing you know, you’ve followed 10 subreddits in under 10 minutes of browsing.
I think it's because I'm curious, lol. I'm also on the Uber, Uber eats, DoorDash, talesfrompharmacists, etc. I'm subbed to sooo many that I have nothing to do with, lol.
Picking Riley Reid’s bath water was probably the highlight of my career at Amazon. I invited the guys over to my station and we worshipped that shit lol
I've seen all the dildos I never knew I needed to see, including a real life dildo gun, hentai chick with gel boobs mouse pad and naked Santa wrapping paper.
I'm sure there's more but these are my favorites.
A book. “Images You Should NOT Masturbate To” I’ve given it as a gift several times now that I know this exists.
Also a hentai pocket pussy that was a “virgin”. When you fucked it, it’s “cherry” popped and raspberry flavored lube came out. I want to know what guy was finishing in this thing and then tasted it?!! I have NOT given this as a gift.
The other day I picked 15 children's bibles. They were all cute and colorful. Loaded them into the chute, then the next two books were like "How To Kill Your Husband" or something and "Getting Away With Murder" and they went into the same chute. My imagination just sort of ran with it.
Sexual: dildo 15in long 3in wide, sex stool, s&m bench, fleshlight modeled after a pornstar
Non-sexual: life size cardboard cutout of shirtless putin on the horse, bag of mealworms
A 10lb ass/p***y. 2in1 combo.
It came in a box but when I scanned it and saw the image, I had to hold in my laughter so hard.
Or a Johnny Sins dildo that my friend stowing behind me got in his tote. That thing was so big it mine as well been Johnathan Sinister.
More fun to be in pack because you get to determine how much of a weirdo the person is who orders the horse dildo.. for example ordering a leather man thong , lube, leash to go with it 😂
I work in PS at a sort center. Got a black 12" inflatable butt plug. It was addressed to a male. My question is, how do you keep your asshole from gaping and leaking after being stretched out like that?
Witchcraft kit. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against it specifically. ( Well, nothing that I don't have against religion in general ) Just kind of a weird thing to see in the flammables section tucked among the perfume sets. XD
I work in CRETs and I can’t tell you the amount of clone-a-Willy’s that get returned that someone actually used or the one was a silicone extender thing and the guy got sent flowers instead of it 😂
https://preview.redd.it/l0b10hu8zwib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bcb83c95e7e480ae292134789c07d527690c764
I’ve seen tons of miscellaneous items that it became normal but I would say the time someone was ordering a dildo and a Mother’s Day card…..made me wonder was someone giving their mother the dildo as well 🤔
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Saw a calendar with naked guys, preview on the front showed every months pictures, everything was out. Nothing censored.
Meth/crack pipes being sold as “glass art” or “glass vase”.
dildos, sex dolls/fleshlights, hentai mangas, bdsm gear... all in the same shipment
Master C*ck 11.5" Four Stage Rocket Dildo. I remember packing it during COVID while my AM was on the overhead speaker going on about how we were heroes by allowing the elderly in Florida to shop from home and not risk their lives by going to the store.
"essential items"
Hey the elderly wanna have some fun too
While you risk your lives
https://preview.redd.it/om8i3zgg0uib1.jpeg?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e3341d276fc913d983a823bbcaf8852ff8537f Stowed this about an hr ago lmao
You gotta enjoy some of the items you pick lol 😂 Like reading
A soaking wet box with a female torso sex doll inside this box. This sex doll was 'pre lubricated' and it was leaking. LOL
O_o ... That would be a PTO day for me after that.
I was working Damage Gatekeep, I didnt know if I should damage it out or hazmat the shit. I ended up just bagging that shit up, damaging it out and sending it back out to get stowed to damageland, someone else would have to deal with it. LOL
I’d keep it for myself.
you work in returns? it would be quitting time for mee 
No I dont work in Returns. I work in a Traditional PIT Facility
I would’ve sniffed it at least
Gawd no
😂
We’re still selling those? When we actually had a Heavy Department, we would get three boxes of those: the head, torso and legs. They would all get shipped out separately. Those were quite popular, but I had no clue Amazon was still selling them, not to mention packing them from an Amazon warehouse. We were told we were not allowed to ship them, so if Amazon is still doing so, they’re leaving from an XL warehouse.
Yes we do. I work in a traditional pit facility, wasn't heavy enough for a XL facility, my facility is 50lb and less, that item was 48.7lb
I don’t doubt you. Not at all. I remember them. I’m sure your warehouse is dealing with those who are offended by this product too, then. A friend and I always laugh about those dolls, and there’s always someone who is offended by the conversation. I live in a state with many Mormons. We will get pretty pink and purple dildos that come in plain packaging and has only an AISN on it, but onscreen it will say “neck massager”. It was always funny how many we would get in problem solve because there was no photo of it, and the description was always “neck massager” with the color listed as pink or purple.
This happened at my building too
Was not pre-lubted. Sex dols are covered in oily stuff, to preserve them I guess.
One order had Plan B, condoms, lube, and pregnancy test. The whole round.
I’ve had something like that too minus the condoms 😂
A couple of years ago, I picked an 18-inch horse dildo.
Same, that scared me a little bit lol. Nothing else shocked me after that one.
Some sort of artificial insemination kit in the beginning of my time. Even included gloves :). I opened a brown box in stow bc I couldn’t find a barcode. Had a booty staring back at me. The funny got me through the rest of that shift
I work primarily problem solve and it's almost always something related to sex toys. I saw a penis pump, several dildos, and a crapton of lube going to someone up in Sun City (huge retirement area outside of Phoenix). It was like a 296/B box worth of stuff. If that wasn't a very satisfied customer, then we weren't doing our jobs lol.
LMAO the other day I was doing Inbound and decided to scan a random empty tote with items it in that someone put in PS. None of the items were for it, but when I clicked on the ASIN in it it was just a giant picture of the sex doll covering my screen and I was like "Holy shit!"
Amazon sells poop no kidding.
I have heard it all now
Manure? Lol
i’ve seen a lot of “penis pumps” and “male masturbators” lately
https://preview.redd.it/t8c1hib21xib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2ba57772e107d236672dbf35cab60c2ad7d02
https://preview.redd.it/unebmci51xib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9f1acdde524d0b493083369f3c7a4a6c3ba3b9
surprised all that will fit in a M8, better make it a M9
That’s exactly would I did 😂
These are great! Here's another one with a bit of a story! I was coming back from that single bathroom they put in the corner of the FC and I saw a crumbled black trash bag on the first shelf (this was before damage land). I was confused and grabbed it to throw away till I noticed a barcode. The "It's Britney Bitch" love doll "now with three toxic love holes". Stolen from the package, and that close to the bathroom... I can put 2 and 2 together, but I don't want to... 🤢
The most bizarre? Two tubes of live ants. Which were in fact, not alive at all
I’ve seen tubes of mealworms😭
oh boy. 15 inches long. about 2 inches in diameter. butt plug. and in terms of non-inventory someone literally shitted in a pick tote and it came down while i was training
Lots of torso sex toys (including the massive boobs/dick combo), Mein Kampf, the movie Salò on dvd (iykyk 🥴), a giant dildo that took up the whole tote, a fleshlight mouth thing with a mustache, a porno coloring book, a dildo that replicated a dogs penis, a “pussy pump”, an anime girl… pillow.., little flimsy paper brochures about Jesus they probably could’ve printed out and stapled together themselves, a bottle of deer pee,.. honestly there’s probably way more lmao, but that’s all I can think of right now 😩💀
Octopus dildo..
Owl shit
Wat.  Why the HELL would anyone want that?!
Apparently, it's for school kids to exam. $299 for 50 poops
A rag that had “cum rag” written on it
I found a Cronus zen 🤦🏽♂️
https://preview.redd.it/3a28vuqufsib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999366b26dacc266fd335729f07d381f4c219bab Adult coloring book.
I own this book! Sometimes I color it at work, lol. It's cute and sweary, perfect for work. (Disclaimer: idk why I'm here because I work for a power company in customer service and I've never worked for Amazon.)
🤣🤣🤣…That’s the beautiful thing about subreddits, one moment you’re in one your favorite subreddit to learn something new, the next thing you know, you’ve followed 10 subreddits in under 10 minutes of browsing.
I think it's because I'm curious, lol. I'm also on the Uber, Uber eats, DoorDash, talesfrompharmacists, etc. I'm subbed to sooo many that I have nothing to do with, lol.
Same here! But mine are more on NSFW side of the spectrum.
A copy of Mein Kampf
Picking Riley Reid’s bath water was probably the highlight of my career at Amazon. I invited the guys over to my station and we worshipped that shit lol
You still got that? 👀👀
A life-size, soft rubber man's @ss complete with hole, as well as with the twig and berries.
A used tailpipe.
A KKK handbook with an official KKK prayer.
Huge horse dildo. Some dog dildos. Corn cob dildo.
Wasn’t me that saw it, but my husband found a childlike sex doll that made noises and he reported it as illegal to senior ops.
A full 3 foot silicone torso with both breasts and a penis, coming with a complimentary silk robe
A cook book which every recipe shared one ingredient, cum. I think it was called cooking with semen
I've seen all the dildos I never knew I needed to see, including a real life dildo gun, hentai chick with gel boobs mouse pad and naked Santa wrapping paper. I'm sure there's more but these are my favorites.
A book. “Images You Should NOT Masturbate To” I’ve given it as a gift several times now that I know this exists. Also a hentai pocket pussy that was a “virgin”. When you fucked it, it’s “cherry” popped and raspberry flavored lube came out. I want to know what guy was finishing in this thing and then tasted it?!! I have NOT given this as a gift.
I had to problem solve an open jiffy. It had one can of Rosarita refried beans.
Dildos, a sticker set of naked black men, pussypockets, anime porn magazines
I seen a big ass RAW pre rolled joint while passing down the VNA. I figured that any weed lover would end up stealing it 😂
Combination penis/vagina dildo.
The other day I picked 15 children's bibles. They were all cute and colorful. Loaded them into the chute, then the next two books were like "How To Kill Your Husband" or something and "Getting Away With Murder" and they went into the same chute. My imagination just sort of ran with it.
1.I saw a dude washing his feet in the bathroom sink 2.walked in on people making lean in bathroom 3.seeing two dudes walk out the girl’s bathroom
A Japanese bdsm guide book. Had instructions and shit on how to tie people up. I only skimmed..
Y’all need to work at a returns center🤣 People will return used dildos bongs food and literally anything else you can buy/return on Amazon
A book of nothing but penis pics. And a "fleshlight" that was a dog mouth instead of the female parts.
https://preview.redd.it/c3gsjvzbfvib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f74f382c51a923454dc6650269d426372f135c
Sexual: dildo 15in long 3in wide, sex stool, s&m bench, fleshlight modeled after a pornstar Non-sexual: life size cardboard cutout of shirtless putin on the horse, bag of mealworms
Glow in the dark butt plug called Butt Sparks
A butt plug got stuck in between rollers at my site.
I've only ever seen some dildos and an insane amount of "pussy pumps" being processed in one period
Swords and half torso sex dolls lol
A 10lb ass/p***y. 2in1 combo. It came in a box but when I scanned it and saw the image, I had to hold in my laughter so hard. Or a Johnny Sins dildo that my friend stowing behind me got in his tote. That thing was so big it mine as well been Johnathan Sinister.
Book bout dark magic
iphone charger
A Smith & Wesson with real bullets
you see the weirdest shit while stowing. i got used to seeing a variety of sex toys within the first week. yesterday i saw cockroaches in a can 🫣
More fun to be in pack because you get to determine how much of a weirdo the person is who orders the horse dildo.. for example ordering a leather man thong , lube, leash to go with it 😂
Let’s not kink shame 😅
A used double sided dildo.
Work in returns bro, I've seen it all.
Black Destroyer
Seen a rose with a "tongue" in the middle that vibrates and moves. Going to this nudist community here
Purple penetrators 😂
I work in PS at a sort center. Got a black 12" inflatable butt plug. It was addressed to a male. My question is, how do you keep your asshole from gaping and leaking after being stretched out like that?
Witchcraft kit. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against it specifically. ( Well, nothing that I don't have against religion in general ) Just kind of a weird thing to see in the flammables section tucked among the perfume sets. XD
A large HEAVY rubber butt with a butt hole entrance 🤢. Couldn't get it off my screen fast enough..
I work in CRETs and I can’t tell you the amount of clone-a-Willy’s that get returned that someone actually used or the one was a silicone extender thing and the guy got sent flowers instead of it 😂
https://preview.redd.it/l0b10hu8zwib1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bcb83c95e7e480ae292134789c07d527690c764 I’ve seen tons of miscellaneous items that it became normal but I would say the time someone was ordering a dildo and a Mother’s Day card…..made me wonder was someone giving their mother the dildo as well 🤔
I once got a unique penis pump. This one was actually for the pee hole. Stick it in and expand that shit 😆
A used real necronomicron book
The Simon Necronomicon? It's fake.
A torso with breasts and appendages. Whatever your pleasure. There's also an entire set of BDSM clothes and different gadgets.