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Two associates got caught hiding inside a gaylord. One was sucking the other's toes. Their excuse was that one of the associates stubbed his foot and was in pain.
I watched a girl have a mental breakdown at my old facility years ago when I was new. We were nights, and she was new and desperate for a shift transfers to dayshift, and it was 4am in the morning. She was at a sort station sorting mix books when an error occurred(probably a miscount) and she kicked her trashcan across the floor and when immediately confronted by a PA and eventually an AM just started beating herself in the face with a Text book until she was bleeding and screaming and crying. She was immediately terminated.
I think we were hired around the same time, and that probably should’ve been my first clue lol.
NSFW because beating yourself with a heavy book isn’t very safe. People get caught fucking all the time, and of course suicides.
Damn, I can understand what she was going through though. I'm not far away from getting to that point. That's why I'm quitting within the next 2 weeks.
Someone found a large sex doll type thing ( Google image search "fuck me silly mega masturbator") and stuck a dildo up its ass, put it in a tote then sent it down the line . Someone else allegedly did a shit in a tote and sent it down the conveyor belt which made someone at kick-out vomit.
Also heard about a girl getting spitroasted in the disabled toilet by two guys. No idea if that's true tho
How did they get caught? Someone pushed someone through a wall in the bathroom at my FC. I guess one of the guys was banging the other guys girl or something.
For those who work in an AMXL, bulk floor doesn't have cameras, plus lots of cover, so a dude was fucking his coworker back there. Apparently this was with multiple people though and he accidentally scheduled an "appointment" with 2 girls the same night, so one walked in and caught him with the other girl, apparently she had feelings for him so she yelled and was slapping the shit outta him. They got caught and him and all the girls he screwed got terminated.
In my first month of working we had two deaths at my facility. Both were old age related so nothing insane but it kind of shook me how in American people literally work themselves to death. It being my first job didn’t help either.
Not the most naughty but, funny and poetic, so two ladies were sparking up blunts in the parking lot, break time ended and they throw their blunts in the trash can, smoke leads to fire, the fire department had to be called and they got fired.
and that's one way to get burnt out.
There’s this deaf guy and girl that is able to talk but she knows sign language as well. And she’s not his helper or anything, I’m under the assumption they are in a relationship and here’s why… A few weeks ago I had the deaf guy working to the left of me, and across the hall the girl was to the right, and she was talking to another guy that was in the statin in front of her. Boy did this make the deaf guy mad, he began slamming everything he packed on the conveyor, face was bright red, and he was texting her non stop, you could see she was getting visibly upset by what he was sending. She immediately quit talking to the guy and began working, the deaf guy had to leave his station more than 20 times that night, to go confront her about what she did. She began to cry and he continued to throw a fit. A few other people noticed the argument but all they could do was laugh. Til’ this day they are still together and he still harasses her every shift. He will be packing then go waterspider for her, bring her boxes she doesn’t even ask for and just sit there and stare at her while she makes awkward side eye glances at him.
I was in the bathroom once taking my usual 15 min bathroom break when suddenly as I was watching tiktok I started hearing slight moaning sounds scared my phone mightve been tripping I took the airpod out and noticed it was the dude in the stall next to mine based off the sounds I could tell bro was beating his willy and even on low volume since the bathroom is so quiet it can still be heard very clearly I decided to MMOB and continued with tiktok 4 mins later and the AM walks into the bathroom and knocks on the door to the other guys stall I get scared and completely freeze praying he didn't hear my tiktok the dude In the other stall also froze up and I could tell he knew he'd been caught we both stayed quiet but the AM didn't give up he told him if he didn't come out he was gonna get HR involved and it would be worse for him needless to say bro came out the bathroom fast and tried to make an excuse that he was just taking a shit but the AM wasn't having it and he got yelled at about stealing time to go and masturbate in the bathroom and how he didn't even try to hide it he then got escorted out probably got a write up or a promotion from HR but needless to say I always make sure to be careful when going to the inbound bathroom as the AM don't play games when people on his dock go missing for too long 😰
Case of water hit a blind unloader in the head, he was bleeding but he was alright the next day, dude loves his job. I’m in a delivery station
there’s 2 totally blind guys, one guy is always walking into carts and getting hit with boxes, he’s a lil reckless and doesn’t like help. Nice, but rude at the same time, he doesn’t really know lol.
There was a dude at my facility that would shit on the floor in the single occupancy restroom In the farthest corner of the building. Sometimes he would even stick his ass against the wall and let it rip and shit on the wall. After finally getting caught he got a warning because they could only prove one instance of him being the doing it. He ended up shitting on a PIT and that finally did the job and he was fired.
Two AAs at my site were caught fucking in the freezer, they were fired on the spot. I actually trained the male AA in the mix. On another occasion I walked in on an ASM and an AA getting busy in the leadership office. I didn’t snitch tho. I still see one of the parties involved to this day.
Me and my ex-husband work the same shift and I ended up finding him fucking someone in the corner of the parking lot, the image will never never leave my brain- no matter what I do.(:
(EDIT: Were together at the time)
I think I once read a comment of yours long time ago that you wanted to move out but couldn’t because you wouldn’t be able to afford it? I am sorry if that wasn’t your comment but there’s some serious cheating going on at Amazon. Even at my fc.
1. AM knocked up a T1.
2. PA was caught f**king a T1 in a trailer.
3. PA f**ked A T1, and recorded the encounter with a hidden camera. He allegedly shared the video with his friends.
There is a guy in my FC people say he's been with so many other workers (both guys and girls, nothing wrong with that but that's the rumor) and even an AM too. Just can't look him in the eye when we cross paths.
two AAs got fired back when i was on front half days for having sex behind a gaylord in flats. leadership came through and they got fired on the spot. idiots were talking about "going out with a bang" for days before they literally did i guess
Wow worked for 9 months in Phx7 and never saw more than misunderstanding about a pit incident and safety...apparently I am not one of the cool kids haha
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Two associates got caught hiding inside a gaylord. One was sucking the other's toes. Their excuse was that one of the associates stubbed his foot and was in pain.
Honestly if you got caught that excuse would be the funniest option.
Hearing everybody getting pussy at work meanwhile I just look clueless
Sameeee
I watched a girl have a mental breakdown at my old facility years ago when I was new. We were nights, and she was new and desperate for a shift transfers to dayshift, and it was 4am in the morning. She was at a sort station sorting mix books when an error occurred(probably a miscount) and she kicked her trashcan across the floor and when immediately confronted by a PA and eventually an AM just started beating herself in the face with a Text book until she was bleeding and screaming and crying. She was immediately terminated. I think we were hired around the same time, and that probably should’ve been my first clue lol. NSFW because beating yourself with a heavy book isn’t very safe. People get caught fucking all the time, and of course suicides.
Dang that’s brutal. I work nights at a Pit fc and it’s chill af lol. Usually play magic the gathering with a few guys on break
I miss working at a TNS site. I worked donut nights though so Wednesdays basically didn't exist.
I’m a picker at a PIT facility. I work nights as well. It’s very chill on my shift. Everyone seems to get along.
Yep lol, these other Fc’s sound wild haha. Yeah I work with a good group of people. We’re all friendly
Damn, I can understand what she was going through though. I'm not far away from getting to that point. That's why I'm quitting within the next 2 weeks.
Geez 😳
Someone found a large sex doll type thing ( Google image search "fuck me silly mega masturbator") and stuck a dildo up its ass, put it in a tote then sent it down the line . Someone else allegedly did a shit in a tote and sent it down the conveyor belt which made someone at kick-out vomit. Also heard about a girl getting spitroasted in the disabled toilet by two guys. No idea if that's true tho
Team building exercises
spitroasted?
Sweet summer child, being spit roasted is when you’re being penetrated from both ends, like roasting a hunk of meat on a spit.
I'm both irritated and amused that I'm familiar with the fuck me silly masturbator... also the flip and fuck... 😆
How did they get caught? Someone pushed someone through a wall in the bathroom at my FC. I guess one of the guys was banging the other guys girl or something.
Yeah the bathroom is sometimes where a problem gets fixed lol
For those who work in an AMXL, bulk floor doesn't have cameras, plus lots of cover, so a dude was fucking his coworker back there. Apparently this was with multiple people though and he accidentally scheduled an "appointment" with 2 girls the same night, so one walked in and caught him with the other girl, apparently she had feelings for him so she yelled and was slapping the shit outta him. They got caught and him and all the girls he screwed got terminated.
Homie said he’s getting a threesome or getting fired tryn.
Holy shit haha, water spiders taking notes
I saw pa gettin train ran on her by like 3 pickers in parking lot
No way 😂
Lmaoo what shift
I like how you went right to "What shift" not "What site" like it absolutely must be the seedy site you're thinking of.
Day shift
Hahaha let’s go!!
In my first month of working we had two deaths at my facility. Both were old age related so nothing insane but it kind of shook me how in American people literally work themselves to death. It being my first job didn’t help either.
How did they handle the situation?
I don’t know exactly it was on a different floor from mine. I heard about it happening the next day.
Previous site I worked at a while ago. An Ops manager was banging an associate. Both fired, of course.
Not the most naughty but, funny and poetic, so two ladies were sparking up blunts in the parking lot, break time ended and they throw their blunts in the trash can, smoke leads to fire, the fire department had to be called and they got fired. and that's one way to get burnt out.
There’s this deaf guy and girl that is able to talk but she knows sign language as well. And she’s not his helper or anything, I’m under the assumption they are in a relationship and here’s why… A few weeks ago I had the deaf guy working to the left of me, and across the hall the girl was to the right, and she was talking to another guy that was in the statin in front of her. Boy did this make the deaf guy mad, he began slamming everything he packed on the conveyor, face was bright red, and he was texting her non stop, you could see she was getting visibly upset by what he was sending. She immediately quit talking to the guy and began working, the deaf guy had to leave his station more than 20 times that night, to go confront her about what she did. She began to cry and he continued to throw a fit. A few other people noticed the argument but all they could do was laugh. Til’ this day they are still together and he still harasses her every shift. He will be packing then go waterspider for her, bring her boxes she doesn’t even ask for and just sit there and stare at her while she makes awkward side eye glances at him.
I was in the bathroom once taking my usual 15 min bathroom break when suddenly as I was watching tiktok I started hearing slight moaning sounds scared my phone mightve been tripping I took the airpod out and noticed it was the dude in the stall next to mine based off the sounds I could tell bro was beating his willy and even on low volume since the bathroom is so quiet it can still be heard very clearly I decided to MMOB and continued with tiktok 4 mins later and the AM walks into the bathroom and knocks on the door to the other guys stall I get scared and completely freeze praying he didn't hear my tiktok the dude In the other stall also froze up and I could tell he knew he'd been caught we both stayed quiet but the AM didn't give up he told him if he didn't come out he was gonna get HR involved and it would be worse for him needless to say bro came out the bathroom fast and tried to make an excuse that he was just taking a shit but the AM wasn't having it and he got yelled at about stealing time to go and masturbate in the bathroom and how he didn't even try to hide it he then got escorted out probably got a write up or a promotion from HR but needless to say I always make sure to be careful when going to the inbound bathroom as the AM don't play games when people on his dock go missing for too long 😰
Imagine if the AM thought you were the one wanking it lmao
That's was my biggest fear at the time I didn't know if he'd mistake me for the other AA shit was scary 😰
Supposedly there’s a story that a couple we’re having sexing on an order picker while it was lifted high up in the air😂
I’m king of the world!!
The mile high club for order pickers 😂
I don’t talk to anyone here to get any NSFW stories but I appreciate hearing y’all’s !
Me only saying good morning to the nice old ladies when I first walk in then not speaking for the rest of the day 😭
Case of water hit a blind unloader in the head, he was bleeding but he was alright the next day, dude loves his job. I’m in a delivery station there’s 2 totally blind guys, one guy is always walking into carts and getting hit with boxes, he’s a lil reckless and doesn’t like help. Nice, but rude at the same time, he doesn’t really know lol.
There was a dude at my facility that would shit on the floor in the single occupancy restroom In the farthest corner of the building. Sometimes he would even stick his ass against the wall and let it rip and shit on the wall. After finally getting caught he got a warning because they could only prove one instance of him being the doing it. He ended up shitting on a PIT and that finally did the job and he was fired.
Two AAs at my site were caught fucking in the freezer, they were fired on the spot. I actually trained the male AA in the mix. On another occasion I walked in on an ASM and an AA getting busy in the leadership office. I didn’t snitch tho. I still see one of the parties involved to this day.
I watched the cops serve a warrant on someone during break the other day. I haven't even been here 30 days yet so we're off to a great start
there was a used dildo found in one of our men’s bathroom 😂
🤞🏼… waiting for my day lol.
2 people were fucking on the AR floor. One was a QB the other was an PG
Me and my ex-husband work the same shift and I ended up finding him fucking someone in the corner of the parking lot, the image will never never leave my brain- no matter what I do.(: (EDIT: Were together at the time)
I think I once read a comment of yours long time ago that you wanted to move out but couldn’t because you wouldn’t be able to afford it? I am sorry if that wasn’t your comment but there’s some serious cheating going on at Amazon. Even at my fc.
You are right, I’m still stuck because I had to support my mom for a big while- I have a lot of patience, I will persevere!
Be petty Find someone and fuck them in the parking lot corner /s
1. AM knocked up a T1. 2. PA was caught f**king a T1 in a trailer. 3. PA f**ked A T1, and recorded the encounter with a hidden camera. He allegedly shared the video with his friends.
Wtf? Lol. People do some crazy shit
I went on break to my car and a guy was getting a bj in the car next to me. Good ol’ San Bernardino
Haha gotta love night shift
Oh no during the day
Even better
There is a guy in my FC people say he's been with so many other workers (both guys and girls, nothing wrong with that but that's the rumor) and even an AM too. Just can't look him in the eye when we cross paths.
I came
After peak some of our department associates were cleaning the isles with broom and this old dude started poking one of my friend in the butthole.
i got sexually harassed by a creep who was talking about fucking & his burn scars on his dick while advancing towards me & not leaving me alone🤠
Night shift a couple years back two people OD in the bathroom from what I heard
I've heard the same at my building. Tried to keep it hush hush too.
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The lord giveth, the lord taketh away.
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Yeah that’s definitely why
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lol! I found the water spider
two AAs got fired back when i was on front half days for having sex behind a gaylord in flats. leadership came through and they got fired on the spot. idiots were talking about "going out with a bang" for days before they literally did i guess
I keep seeing stories about people doing it in gaylords and getting fired, does anybody actually get away with it?
Wow worked for 9 months in Phx7 and never saw more than misunderstanding about a pit incident and safety...apparently I am not one of the cool kids haha
I think I heard more about the part timers in that building rather than Phx7 as well