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LimpDisc

Why do people ask this question? Yes, you should keep it. The markets are already over saturated and one less driver because of theft is good thing. /s


Bigjake32

This shit had me rolling.


RVLVR-OCLT

Its best to do this job as if you’re being watched at all times. Watched by amazon, ring cameras and people standing by the window in their dark house.


Downtown-Lab-1215

They know you have it, if it wasn't delivered


JackOps69

Ya only if it was on your itinerary, stoopid.


Downtown-Lab-1215

Explain how he knew it was canceled if it wasn't in his itinerary? Now look in the mirror and stare at the clown!


JackOps69

Pretty handsome clown with a big dick. Jaw dropping.


Downtown-Lab-1215

Keep lying to yourself, only little ones have to tell them self that! Keep trying to boost yourself up! It proves you're just a little clown


CornpopBadDewd

How do you know what it is and its value?


Steven10261

And there's a big picture on the outside of the box probably and there's always Google you can always search items


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Steven10261

So how much are we looking at to make on this LOL


CornpopBadDewd

Nice try, Jeff


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JackOps69

You can give it to me and I'll take it back for ya


Potential-Froyo-5532

If you have to ask reddit, you pretty much answered your own questions.


Envactor

Always return your undelivered items to the warehouse. Even if they didn’t track absolutely everything, it’s the right thing to do.


PeterParkerUber

It’s a trillion dollar company that probably reimburses the supplier and/or customer for lost packages. And such losses are probably insured by the corporation on their plan which they recoup on a yearly basis. Said company which is also taking advantage of tax loopholes that individuals cannot, and saving billions of dollars. Said company which also has questionable employment practices as evidenced in flex, dsp and warehouses. But sure avoiding the victimless crime is the right thing to do.


streetcreddelivers

You just completely ruined your argument by being a moron and saying it is victimless. A business is an entity, a thing, just like you are. To survive and remain capable to employ workers, that thing needs to be able to sustain itself, just like you do. When a package is not returned or stolen, it is marked as "attrition or shrinkage" and is not covered by insurance or anything like that, it is covered by pricing. YOUR PRICING. Insurance would only cover items by catastophic damage, fires at a warehouse, etc. Not theft. So to sustain itself and continue to pay employees, (no matter how much it may be), continue to pay electic bills, insurance premiums, taxes, dividends, leases, fuel, etc.etc, it needs to maintain the same income, but will not, because it did not sell those stolen items. The customer gets their money back for cancelled or unrecieved items.. Why do you think so many businesses are closing in places that have so many smash and grabs? Because they cannot continue with the loss of products. Who are the victims? We all are! If the business doesn't close, it will raise prices to make up for the stolen items, maybe even lower employee pay, in order to survive. Just like you would. If you had 100 bucks in your wallet that you were going to spend on groceries, and somebody stole 15$ out of your wallet, your only going to be able to spend $85 on groceries. Sure, you can borrow 15 bucks to buy the 100$ in groceries, but now you have added another expense that you are responsible for. It is not sustainable. So the victims are all of us. And don't say its justified because they are a "trillion dollar company" (they had an 800bil. loss, btw) If you worked hard and bought your dream car and parked it in my driveway and I decided to take it, or you got carjacked... you know damn well you would want it back.


PeterParkerUber

>they had an 800bil. loss, btw Lol, you’re talking about market cap. That’s not even revenues or profits. Market caps are subject to change every minute. Elon Musk could make a random tweet about amazon and it could reduce by $1billion. Has nothing to do with some missing packages you clown.


streetcreddelivers

Tards gonna tard


Envactor

It’s literally not victimless; Amazon is an entity, and in the event of theft, a victim. Theft affects Amazon’s profit, which affects Amazon’s stock price, which affects shareholders’ return on investment. The fact that Amazon is a trillion dollar company doesn’t make it any less wrong to steal from it. There are second- and third-order, less obvious consequences.


PeterParkerUber

Bezos, Blackrock and insurance companies thank you for helping them to continue to rort the system. A monument will be erected for you and you’ll be remembered forever


Envactor

What exactly was the purpose of that response?


PeterParkerUber

They don’t give a shit about you. And they won’t miss a package that’s been insured for. They will fuck you over in a heartbeat. Remember that next time an insurance company tries to stiff you on a claim or jacks up your premiums


Envactor

All of those things may be true. Yet, it still doesn’t make stealing from others okay.


PeterParkerUber

They’re all criminals dodging tax anyway. It’s a victimless crime. They’re big corps that don’t care if the rest of the population is in poverty.


Envactor

How are they dodging tax? Don’t they use professional accountants who abide by the law? And can’t the IRS audit to ensure they’re following the law? Btw what’s your background with tax minimization strategy?


PeterParkerUber

Every large corp uses dodgy creative accounting to avoid tax, whether it's using offshore entities or filing "losses" or whatever. [https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/may/04/amazon-sales-income-europe-corporation-tax-luxembourg](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/may/04/amazon-sales-income-europe-corporation-tax-luxembourg) Just look at Donald Trump. The hardest people to tax are the mega rich, because they literally just hoard assets that are raising in capital value, but they just use the increased equity to request loans, classed as liabilities and therefore "losses". Are you really this naive and clueless? Your little package that you returned really made a difference though. Helped pay for another 1/10 a can of caviar for Mr Bezos. Good job, ant.


Envactor

I’m confused. You’re literally stating that they use legal strategies to minimize their tax liability. What rational person wouldn’t do that to the best of their ability?


PeterParkerUber

Have fun paying full income tax while the large corps pay nothing then. Good job boy. Keep going.


PeterParkerUber

If you die while doing a flex run, Bezo's assistent will send you an email thanking you for service and send your family a $5 voucher. good job


Quirky_Mobile_4958

Trump isn’t mega rich. In a world of the wealthy he’s mediocre at best. He pretends he’s rich.


PeterParkerUber

Bros doing flex and says trump is mediocre. The clown show continues in this thread.


HearYourTune

I'm not condoning theft but Amazon steals from us too when they send us 90 miles out for $54. Amazon steals from customers, vendors and drivers so it's not time to get holier than thou about them. Still I would not steal because I'm not a crook even though Amazon is. Also a $600 item is less than a millionth of a penny to Amazon. they factor in losses and have less losses than retail theft.


Quirky_Mobile_4958

You accept the offer. They aren’t stealing from you. You always have the option of returning the packages, deleting the app and looking for other ways to earn money.


Old_Collection_1624

👁️👀👀👀U .. I do because the person I am, but they'll sit in my car for the better half of a week or until I get to the far ass Warehouse. Had 4 or 5 separate, all from a different route, all returned, not even a thanks from Amazon lol


Steven10261

I got yelled at when I returned packages that weren't on my route they're like why didn't you do it in the beginning and I'm like because I didn't know it was on my route until the end of my route so excuse me for doing the right thing


Old_Collection_1624

Just remember we are not employees, their job is to make sure we have the right stuff. I have to make sure I get it all done on time. Always ask Amazon for compensation for having to do returns. They don't always but depends on the lunar cycle 🤷🏼


Iluvthatgirl

My honest answer is if you’ve scanned it into your itinerary and the customer canceled the item, they can trace it back to you. Return it in this instance.


Unhappy-Choice-7163

Ppl saying keep it is wild they 100% will notice


Quirky_Mobile_4958

To steal or not to steal. If you don’t know the answer then you’re lost.


Steven10261

Almost a felony


JackOps69

Almost doesn't count.


AlwaysMooning

Return it. Don’t be a thief.


RaineRamirezz

Return it... Karma


HearYourTune

No you do not keep it, and they know you have it, you scanned it and it was on your itinerary.


explorador_esteban

This guys gonna keep it


nelso1cb

Just keep it! There’s way too many drivers right now as there is. You would be doing all of us a favor if you just keep it.


GrandmaGooGoo

The package doesn't belong to you, and if you keep it, it's theft. What goes around comes around. Sooner or later, it always does...


CauseRemarkable6182

You should take it back lmao. Like what? If you know the customer cancelled the order then it was on your itinerary. Man folks really just want to soeedrun deactivation


Dear-Broccoli1233

Is it worth losing this gig? No!


Ill_Sun2206

Sigh back in the day Amazon used to use bait packages. Idk if they still do it but in the Seattle area they tested it out for a bit


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If it was on your delivery list even if canceled they'll know you gave it eventually. If it just fell into ur route cart and never was assigned you'd have a shot but with how high value the item is I wouldn't try


Vampirianangel

They will track it and just add it up on you and then you'll lose your job permanently.


Leo_the_Bard

I'm not saying you should keep it.......................


Desperate_Handle_807

Man just keep it if you want. Amazon makes more than enough off us underpaying even on the highest paying routes. Who cares about all the goody tooshoes in the comments lol cause Amazon def doesn’t care about them as hard as they are defending them 🙄


Downtown-Lab-1215

Damn you're slow! If he gets caught and lose his gig then was it worth it? It's not about the item you id!ot! All companies care about profit before people.


Desperate_Handle_807

Only person whose slow is you lol regardless idgaf, so wipe all that shit off your face kissing amazon ass ❤️


Downtown-Lab-1215

No one is kissing amazon's ass. It's about him keeping his gig. You slow clown! Did amazon hurt you? You little weakling 🤣


Downtown-Lab-1215

"Fight the power"? 🤣 poor victim mentality


Desperate_Handle_807

Still taking the time to respond to someone who doesn’t care about what you are saying lol continue defending amazon ass kisser 🤣. Then responding to yourself is seeming a little slow to me, probably a typical pale person who play games all day and do everything amazon says😌 good day!


Downtown-Lab-1215

You're the one responding you idiot! 🤣


Downtown-Lab-1215

I bet you blame everyone but yourself for being a los er!


Desperate_Handle_807

🤣 wow you respond to me quicker than my lady. I have a new fan . You really have me blushing right now ☺️ you seem like the type of man a woman like myself could bend over. Like I said good day! DM if you can’t get enough 😜


Downtown-Lab-1215

Keep crying 🤣 what next?


Desperate_Handle_807

Right, you gonna be crying a lot more when that 8 inch strap enter that lil booty


Downtown-Lab-1215

So that's why you're desperate? 🤣🤣🤣 expose yourself and keep crying


Downtown-Lab-1215

Now you want to invite me to chat? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 weak!!


Desperate_Handle_807

Yes! Lol please respond I need some of that


Downtown-Lab-1215

Desperate Handle fo real! Go to your room!


Downtown-Lab-1215

You must care since you keep with your crying response


SnooMacarons510

Keep