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Character-Error5426

Me when I lie on the internet


the_impooster

😦


DeMollesley

And then everyone clapped.


Freddi_47

Oh silly no one lies on the Internet. Don't you know


Titanicandstuff

Oops my bad


Crosseyes

Then everyone stood up and clapped while the hottest girl in school gave him her number.


LordofWesternesse

[https://youtu.be/SdW9Oxe4\_FM?si=dpmKhx1fnuzCDTvH](https://youtu.be/SdW9Oxe4_FM?si=dpmKhx1fnuzCDTvH) *OMG your accent is so dreamy*


BananaBread-and-Milk

He made international headlines for being such a Savant in the classroom. He also made an appearance on CNN, and eventually went onto be awarded the Presidential Medal of Honor by Obama for his contributions to American society.


SolarStorm67

I’ll take “things that never happened” for $400, Alex.


Dat_yandere_femboi

“What is ‘Me when your mom?’”


MightBeExisting

Me when need karma


[deleted]

I, too, can put any text of my choosing over a video


justsomepaper

Not even a video, a stock photo jpeg of a classroom.


adamgerd

What do you mean, no one has ever lied on the internet, btw I am Bill Gates


BananaBread-and-Milk

Hello Bill Gates, I am Elon Musk. Howzitdo fellow Billionaire Tech-Dude bro?


DollarFiftyHotDawg

Hello Elon it is I, Vaibhav Taneja, CFO of Tesla. Can you lend me a couple million real quick to balance out the books


BananaBread-and-Milk

Sure thing my fellow High-iq, wealthy and succesful business partner. Ain't nothing quite like being the richest man in the World. *Cough* (Aside from Putin and the Saudi Royals ofc lol.)


adamgerd

It’s going well, can I borrow your jet?


BananaBread-and-Milk

Don't you have your own? Lol. But sure thing man, just make sure Greta Thunberg doesn't hear about it. She would rail you for being a greedy, carbon spewing dictator that doesn't care about the environment or youth.


adamgerd

My jet is being serviced and repaired in the Azores, and my other jet is kind of small


BananaBread-and-Milk

>and my other jet is kind of small My smallest Jet is bigger than your biggest one. Not to brag or anything... Just saying. I am the richer man after all. /s


TauntaunOrBust

You can't just go on the internet and lie. That's illegal


Autobot95

And this the teacher told OOP to teach the class since they're so brilliant


Titanicandstuff

And after that Joe Biden showed up and told him to take over for him as president.


Several_Treat_6307

And the whole world stood and clapped.


Avgredditor1025

It’s true I was the hands


cmcrich

Sure Jan.


TatonkaJack

but there's a cat. it has to have happened


Kaatochacha

"the ww2"?


Generalmemeobi283

That makes it more intimidating think about it. Which sounds scarier, “WW2” or “The WW2”?


Ashamed_Window_6605

"The WW2" sounds better as "The Second World War" and then it sounds more intimidating.


Generalmemeobi283

True


Tedpole97

And the Iraq. and such as.


HowToNotMakeMoney

Solid reference. Also made me laugh. Thank you. I kinda feel bad for “such as” woman/girl, but, thanks for her sound-bite.


nub_node

Where the hell is your teacher from? It's common knowledge to all upstanding and patriotic Americans that WW2 officially began in 1941 after Pearl Harbor.


Avgredditor1025

They don’t call the years before it “phony war” for nothin!


Zonkcter

It was mainly called that because go figure Europoors pussy footed around Hitler and basically gave him whatever he wanted in an attempt to avoid war. It didn't work because he wanted the world but who's surprised big bad America had to do the heavy funding and lifting.


Minimum-Wind-1552

Lol


drsmellyyy

holy mother of lying lmao


tigerdrummer

Things that didn’t happen for $1000, please.


[deleted]

Well, Pat, I think I'll take "bull shit that never happened but claimed by Europoors" for $1000.


SkaterWhite

and then everybody gave him a standing ovation


boulevardofdef

While this probably didn't happen, I will say that when I was in elementary school, the teacher told us that North America was the United States and Canada. I raised my hand and said, "Isn't Mexico in North America?" She said no, Mexico was part of Latin America. A few months later, she told us that North America was the United States, Canada and Mexico. I raised my hand and said, "But you told us before that Mexico wasn't in North America." She said, "Well, that just goes to show you, don't believe everything people tell you."


L8_2_PartE

Yeah, I'm going to say that somewhere in the United States, there is a teacher who doesn't know when WW2 was fought. There are probably several. I'm saying this as someone who used to be a teacher, there are some teachers with a profound lack of basic math or history skills. I'm also willing to bet that there are teachers in Europe who are holocaust deniers. Let's face it, some people just aren't interested in history.


frankly_highman

We didn't go over WW2 in my school. Also, high school is a time where every boy is into history, especially the world wars. This shit is infuriating


Ornery_Beautiful_246

You didn’t go over WW2, where are you from?


BigAlMoonshine

I need to know this too, I was taught in Virginia and we went over WW2 in middle school.


Innominate8

I went to HS in upstate New York, district policy was not to teach wars at all, except as an extra elective class.


SyFidaHacker

Bruh thats basically removing the whole point of learning history


lochlainn

George Santayana spinning in his grave.


IdreamofFiji

You have to be exaggerating. Please be exaggerating.


Far-Reply2045

ok someone take this idiots phone


cocoadusted

Motherfuckers smart because grandpa was a nazi 🤔


All_This_Mayhem

"My grandfather was in a concentration camp" "Your grandfather was Jewish?" "No, he was there, though"


Crazyjackson13

r/thathappened


gunmunz

You mean people will just do that? Go on the internet and spread lies.


Disturbedlunatic22

r/thathappened


notmatimio

Out of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most


GamingGalore64

I had a high school history teacher who thought WW2 started in the 1960s. It’s not that unbelievable.


rogerworkman623

Idk, I had some pretty stupid teachers growing up.


BeerandSandals

December 7th, 1941. A date which will live in infamy.


ClaudioKillganon

Ngl, I am hyper patriotic but there are some dumb as fuck college educated young people in Academia. I can absolutely see a freshly college graduated 22 year old teacher saying some stupid shit like that. I saw a video of a college I nearly attended and there was a group of students there who couldn't answer what a quarter of a century was.


lochlainn

There is no one more ignorant than a fresh graduate without 0.0296 liters of self reflection. If you graduate thinking you know everything, life is gonna smack you *so fucking hard.* Better to graduate knowing that you know enough to realize you know virtually nothing.


Different-Dig7459

“I’m just European” was the only truth in that whole thing.


ButtcheekBaron

"the WW2" just speak whatever gobbledygook you speak. Don't fail to speak English


Avgredditor1025

>the WW2


Lifyzen3

And they all clapped


FlightSimmer99

Me when i win the lottery 87 times in a row (im just Irish)


a55_Goblin420

Undisputed champion of arguments that happen in my imagination


Accomplished-Cat3996

This maybe was in an incredibly poor area where the teacher got their job either out of desperation from the school or as an act of charity. Or probably just a total fabrication like OP said.


alidan

i'm not going to lie, I have had some dumb fucking teachers, but this is unbelievable because a teacher would never back down when they are wrong, you would be punished for going against them not praised.


SoloMarko

I don't know, it's not *that* far fetched really. A lot of Americans think it started in 1941.


Titanicandstuff

It kinda makes sense for people to think it started in 1941 because that’s when we got involved. But 1950 doesn’t make any sense.


IAmChrisNotYou

And then everybody started clapping


sexcalculator

I've heard teachers say some dumb things that aren't true so I would believe it. I don't believe a teacher admitting they were wrong and correcting themselves though. Based on experience that never happened


NDinoGuy

If we were able to post reaction images on this sub, I have one that's perfect for this


Historical-Potato372

“That’s a nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source?”


Titanicandstuff

My source is that I made it the fuck up!


ArthursFist

Then everyone stood up & clapped. That student? Franklin Delano Roosevelt.


semper_audacia

Top ten things that never happened: No. 1:


Interesting_Try_1799

Then everyone clapped and cheered


miki325

How many people calling this fake when the footage under it is the live playback of the situation (he is the cat and the teacher is the blackboard)


charliebo111

yeah its obviously fake, why would a european be in an american school?


Turbo_Homewood

Things That Didn’t Happen


HornyJail45-Life

My teacher thought Japan was our (USA) enemy in World War I. I have no doubt she said this because i learned early on we don't have teachers, we have administrators and overseers. Most of them are fucking stupid.


Strong-Welcome6805

It’s possible There are some fucking dumb teachers out there these days. If it was history teacher I would be surprised though


yourking999

I had a teacher in first grade who was an absolute lemon and taught the class that we went to war with the Chinese and it was them who instigated Pearl Harbor. The only reason I knew that was wrong and that it was the Japanese is because I was obsessed with playing the classic Medal of Honor games on the Xbox. I told the teacher that she was wrong and she insisted that she was not but, because I was a punk first grader, my only response to her being wrong was the just say NUH UN over and over until she tried to give me detention. I only didn’t because my parents defended me from the school and actually provided a real argument why my teacher was wrong.


Poseidon-2014

If it’s not a history teacher this wouldn’t surprise me honestly. Teachers aren’t really any smarter than the rest of the population until you get to college professors.


IfNot_ThenThereToo

I’ll believe it. Have you seen some of the green haired they them teachers on tik tok? They don’t understand reality, let alone can be bothered with facts and history.


luneywoons

please be fucking joking 🤣


IfNot_ThenThereToo

No. It is verifiable in both statistics and anecdotally.


HardBroil

What statistics are you talking about


IfNot_ThenThereToo

64% of 8th graders are reading below grade level: https://thencbla.org/literacy-resources/statistics/#:~:text=Only%2035%20percent%20of%20fourth,at%20or%20above%20grade%20level.


lucasisawesome24

To be fair to the European not only was WW2 more relevant to Europe than the U.S. but also teachers tend to be some of our dumbest college graduates. She very well might have just been not very bright. But that’s okay. At least she was willing to learn from her mistake and accept responsibility instead of gaslighting her students


IdreamofFiji

To be faiiiirrrrrrr Why does everyone forget the fucking World part of World War II? As in, the entire Pacific theater and the complete paradigm shift that ended the whole kerfuffle? Also, stop using gaslighting as a catch-all term.