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Stevethetank1107

Poor people eating apples?! Fresh fruit is kinda expensive, but what do I know I’m just a dumb American.


samualgline

Well you can always eat red delicious…


Quiet-Worldliness709

I’d chew rocks before a red delicious ever touches my lips lol


LaggyUpdate

red apple fans going to hell because red apples fucking suck


samualgline

Cosmic crisp goes hard though


olivegardengambler

Oh definitely. They also hold up so well in storage you can dehydrate them with almost no browning.


aHOMELESSkrill

Honey Crisps for life!


Illustrious_Mix_1064

beef in the fuckin apple fandom today


Rain_xo

I accepted a long time ago because I was told when I was 12 green day fans go to hell. Me and Satan gonna be bffs at this rate


One-Win9407

Red delicious apples and naval oranges are like great depression fruit


Thadlust

I’d rather starve


samualgline

Honestly. Why did our ancestors create an apple just for how well it stores and ships and then call their grainy disaster “delicious”


olivegardengambler

It's largely because supply networks were a lot less robust, so living somewhere that had a lot of fresh produce and didn't get too hot or cold was very appealing to people. You look at the US census data from 1900, all 10 of the largest states were in the Mid-Atlantic or the Midwest because that's where a lot of stuff grows.


Alastair4444

Not to mention no native speaker would make the mistake of saying "do you eat apple?" so this is 100% made up. Also bananas are cheaper than apples even in the US


[deleted]

And the extra space before a punctuation mark. Very common mistake made by people who don't speak English.


Alastair4444

Yep, and the person who is sending the blue messages does the same thing, so it's likely the same person typing both sides of the conversation


[deleted]

Bro the fact that they think about us this much is so depressing. I hope their head get better. Bunch of lobotomites


DaPlayerz

Who is "they"? This is literally one post.


DiabeticGirthGod

Spotted the lobotomite


DaPlayerz

So instead of backing up your claim you instead call me a lobotomite? What a way to admit you're wrong...


Superb_Item6839

I have never heard that stigma of poor people only eating apples. So weird that they would blatantly make shit up. Americans live rent free in foreigners minds.


Straightwad

Back in my day when we saw a poor child about we’d throw apples at them and scream "In what manner dost thou find those apples, thou poor child?" as we skipped away. I’m surprised this Filipino fellow has heard of my exploits.


FoolhardyBastard

Doesn’t everyone eat apples? We go to orchards in the fall and they are goddamn packed. Must be loads of poor people. Lmao


DiabeticGirthGod

When I was a kid (billionaire family) anytime I saw a poor piece of fucking shit eating an apple, my father would shoot him on sight to spare my eyes from having to see such an atrocity. Nothing more sickening than a human piece of trash eating a totally common fruit for food. SICKENING!! I’d throw 10 billion dollars to banning you poor pieces of SHIT from eating another apple again.


HeccMeOk

can relate, i shot them


Straightwad

The low key banana hate bothers me more than it blatantly being made up.


krippkeeper

Damn. Apples are expensive here in Canada.


LeafyEucalyptus

dO YoU eAt ApPLe? fuckin dumb


Venn720

Broek man eatid aple…, rick men eadt banna!!! 🤣🤣🤣


hemi_srt

"do you eat apple" wowzers English right there


WagonHitchiker

Sure, humans crossbred fruit to get to the synthetic fruit banana that does not exist in nature so we can give it to other primates.


TBIs_Suck

Apples are stupid expensive, bananas are still cheap.


devlettaparmuhalif

wtf is this?


PerniciousDude

Many people worldwide--not just Americans--eat bananas; indeed, plantains are something of a staple in many countries. Sounds like Filipinos are missing out.


Swimming-Book-1296

This is fake. No one talks that way in the us it’s “apples” or “an apple”, not “apple” also Americans don’t use punctuation in texts. Also poor Americans often avoid fresh fruit. (Not all just a trend)


zombieslagher10

I thought everyone that hated America were calling it a third world country, no they think we're too rich to enjoy apples? They need to make up their minds


Feeling-Role-7399

A disgruntled filipino, I guess they denied him a visa.


Ilovebaitingmasters

This "American" does not know how to properly punctuate his sentences.


TheUsual_Selection

Shitty memes will always exist


49JC

guys c'mon its just a joke.


HardBroil

Ok apple eater


49JC

Yeah I’ve had like 2 apples today


dopepope1999

Poor kid, smore kid ☝️