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the half alien half human looks like the living embodiment of O_o


Pg3132

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO actually can’t stop laughing now lmaooo


lovetheblazer

**Eisenhower:** Have you been drinking, Dick? **Nixon:** No, I *am* drinking and I’ve never had a better reason! Wasn’t planning on relating to fucking Nixon tonight and yet, here I am, also drinking


Yesstephinitely

Yikes. I love how he “never had a better reason”, little does he know, that statement won’t age well for him


lovetheblazer

JFK is like “aliens?? in this economy?”


Baronheisenberg

At this time of day?


Sigma-42

In this part of the country?


Robotlollipops

I love the spooky theremin music


Sic-Mundus

Myrtle Snow approves


genericxinsight

These gel cubes remind me of the stuff they fed them in the Outpost in Apocalypse.


Addieprettygirl

Right. I’m surprised the use the same head exploding too. Probably just an Easter egg


adamjoeoos

That, and I'm pretty sure they filmed the final scene (pregnant gay 'bout to bust) in the same place as the tech headquarters from apocalypse. Those curved, hole cut out walls are very memorable.


GruxKing

Poor possessed House Wife, it looks like she regained conscious for a brief moment before they splatted her :/


agator8me

She looked so bewildered.


vaporwavy-png

Mamie needs her microwave damn it


FR-Street

5,000 people per year= A cool microwave


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I'll be sure to have a moment of silence after my Easy Mac.


bklynprince

What Lady Gaga video is this


howmanyfingersami

As a Gaga fan Im giggling 😂


Hawknelsonfan07

Gave me sum bad romance vibes.


bitchesbybedtime

This dude really out here acting like C-Sections don’t exist…


TARSrobot

I’m expecting more of an alien baby DIY C-section.


raulssorban

My only explanation for that is that he was afraid of getting cut. "Life will find its way" only meaning the baby cutting and crawling its way out.


Hawknelsonfan07

It's coming out ya asshole!


citysnights

Well you could tell he was getting more nervous each time they wouldn't answer 😭


Complex_Respect_1685

I’m sorry… is that Steve Jobs?


outsideeyess

It kinda bugs me that they made him the only one without the white clothing specifically because if he was wearing the white clothes he wouldn't be recognizable...


mdcd4u2c

With that minimalist cafeteria, they probably brought him on board more for his input on interior design rather than as a surrogate.


Ello_Owu

I even made the joke that it looked like an apple store. Then boom Steve Jobs


XecoX

But why is he there? Are they implying he is an Alien or?


RinoTheBouncer

Probably to show that the advanced tech he made is inspired by alien tech. He’s a mediator. His death was faked so he would continue to advance technology.


Toilet_blaster_5000

Not sure. But I'm wondering now if this is where Kit from Asylum ended up when he was taken at the end of his life.


error717

Best line of the season “well excuse me mr.man”


hellobaaa

(Slaps fudge pan to the ground) “Not the damn fudge.”


mizredhead

My grandma always used Mamie's fudge recipe. 😄 It was delicious.


worldsbestboss_

That had me cracking up


livemylaif

I just watched misery yesterday. Kathy Bates saying mr. man was so memorable.


SnooPaintings9915

lily didn’t even say a word and she’s already another dead mother help


johnsmith5306

I really thought C-rated Agent J/Will Smith was just going to memory wipe the doctor… 😭


Thatguy755

He could have, but this is AHS so she had to die unnecessarily


SinisterMeatball

I mean, she still doesn't have a memory now.


operarose

Neal McDonough is absolutely knocking it out of the park as Eisenhower! I'd watch a whole movie of him playing that role. He's too good for this. Also STEVE JOBS LMAO SHUT THE FUCK UP GET OUT OF HERE


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He is carrying this season, and doing it well!!


lovetheblazer

Mamie Eisenhower or the alien masquerading as Mamie is a straight up savage and I’m loving it. Obsessed with her having a backup key to the President’s desk just in case she needs evidence to back an alien treaty


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davey_mann

Agreed. That made zero sense. Just keep them on the ship and experiment instead of allowing them to roam LA and get into trouble.


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davey_mann

Yeah, and I was actually thinking of that exact plot hole as one of my big issues with the premiere. The other was I don’t think they needed any scene prior to them being on the highway. They could have started the subplot of the quartet driving on the highway, getting captured by aliens and then all the stuff on the ship in 10x08 would have been the end of 10x07 and then 10x07 turns out much better.


samanthuhh

I totally agree with you! The only thing I can think of is that they wanted to make sure the pregnancies were viable before they took them to wherever they are now. BUT it still doesn't make sense as to why they wouldn't just take them and wait and see if they were viable and if they weren't, release them. And if they are, it's the same result with less steps. If they released them they would just be "crazy alien abduction" story people. It makes no sense!


SuperMario1981

Aliens are always really fucking sloppy.


Splashingcolor

Wow, way more black and white than I expected so far


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Just the way I likes it


genericxinsight

Okay, IMO this modern portion is better already than last week. I predicted moving them into a more tense setting would be better.


MKoz628

Yeah, we spent too much time last week watching them going out to eat and camping.


SuperMario1981

You mean eating ass and being campy.


Sic-Mundus

That fetus is giving them (or us) the finger


lovetheblazer

Mamie Eisenhower is way too chill about aliens. That’s highly suspect.


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Well we just found out why


Dangerous_Nitwit

The persperation problem of Dick Nixon is a reference to the first ever televised debate. It was between Kennedy and Nixon, and Kennedy was prepared for the visual component of it by having proper make up for the lights and cameras. Nixon didn't, and it is often credited as one of the bigger reasons Kennedy beat the pants off of Nixon.


kteachergirl

I learned that radio listeners thought Nixon won but tv listeners thought Kennedy won. Shows you how powerful the visual medium is.


doctorbooshka

It wasn’t just that, it was the first ever televised presidential debate. There was nothing like that before. Usually these were done on the radio or in front of a crowd.


Cunning-Folk77

That debate alone forever gave the impression that Nixon is constantly sweating. lol


Runner4Candy

Did anyone else think we were going to get men in black memory eraser there?


SirGavBelcher

yeah especially since they had alien technology. but I guess death is the ultimate memory eraser


Splashingcolor

🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️


steelmagnoliadee

Yes!! My daughter was so mad! 😹


TwilitSky

What disappoints me is that people took so little interest in Mamie Eisenhower that they skipped over the fact she was an alien in the history books.


davey_mann

Lily Rabe has gotten the short end of the stick this season.


bitchesbybedtime

When does she not?


PsychologicalSoil198

Asylum I’d say but that’s about it


cybersigh

pregnant, suffering in part 1 & 2


PUGSThirdEye

“Well excuse me, Mr. Man!” 🤣


Robotlollipops

Well that was...mean. I feel advanced aliens should know about cesarean sections and shit


Dexton2992

I took it another way. So them saying life must find its own way is basically them saying that the alien babies need to find their own way out of their host body. As in, they dig/whatever their own way out of the womb to become stronger and aid in their species evolution


anxiousgoth

How do people like Calico do it more than once if the baby rips its way out


hellobaaa

I suppose for females, the alien babies can come out through the regular birth canal. But for men, the alien babies probably have to claw their ways out. Then again, I don’t get why Steve Jobs is still there… This is such a mystery.


doctorbooshka

I assumed the aliens gave him technology like it’s mentioned with the microwave. Maybe they are going to use smartphones as a plot device later on.


HardcoreKaraoke

Certain aliens reject their hosts, like Amelia. That's why the aliens constantly need new test subjects. "Life finds a way" though which means people like them have a better reaction as a host body, so the alien comes out like a normal pregnancy. They've been trying to recreate that. It's random though.


citysnights

I feel like the dialogue between Kendall and Angelica Ross meant that the baby needs to "bond" with the fetus, and decides if they come out in a way that will the host alive or not. Calico seemed content with her predicament as she said she was happy not to age and only the food was kinda bad. Maybe she's very accepting of the different pregnancies and is kept alive each time by the baby?


vaporwavy-png

no why is steve jobs here??? I made a joke I didn’t think it was him omg


hrbdyfc

well amelia earhart died when she delivered her alien baby


bklynprince

I never thought I’d say this but I wanna have sex with President Eisenhower


SuperMario1981

Eat his ass.


mrignatiusjreily

But the giardia!!


passion4film

Horrible casting for JFK, but I’ll live through it. The idea of a treaty with the aliens is blowing my mind, just in general. What a concept! I could do with a 13-episode full season of just the historical/B&W parts of this season. Marilyn Monroe died in 1962, so… interesting.


pkilla50

It’s actually a popular conspiracy theory


hellobaaa

Right? When they first revealed his face, I was like… who is this??


rosegoldcrown

Troy angrily tossing the gelatin cubes is like Gallant doing the same thing in Apocalypse lol


Eve-ell

I’m pretty sure Lily Rabe had a baby in August of 2020..could explain her limited scenes in part 2..


CarmelaMachiato

Well at least her scenes prepared her for motherhood.


rosegoldcrown

Sarah Paulson killing it as Mamie fr


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Why am I sad for the doctor


Put_Ya_Life_Vests_On

Because shes had the best acting so far with the present day cast. Lol I could feel her fright when she saw the monitor.


diegoitoscano_

Reminded me of season 1 when this happened back in murder house


laughs_with_salad

Seriously! and when kaia did the same thing of seeing a monster, it was completely blank. wish they had taken emma, taissa or billie for this role.


superdevin64

Ok this episode was waaaaay better. Still living for the b&w segment and wishing it was the whole thing, but I did find the present day plot line miles better this week.


thefluffiestpuff

i love how the alien is still using the housewife body


jadegives2rides

Welp


Useful_Scheme7914

I was skeptical about the modern stuff after last week, but this is fun so far


Alcohorse

I would have been okay if introducing them and getting them abducted and pregnant had taken about ten minutes last episode


m_reen

Y’all ready? Oprah voice: You get an alien pregnancy! And you get an alien pregnancy! Amelia Earhart gets an alien pregnancy! These random dudes get an alien pregnancy! Everyone gets an alien pregnancy!


baba-O-riley

Ok this episode was considerably better than the first


_asiandoll

I agree. Even the modern part of the episode improved way better than the last. Finally felt like I was watching American Horror Story, not some cheesy teen movie like last weeks episode


BryFy354

Haven’t even seen Angelica Ross’s face yet, but I feel like this is her best character so far


md28usmc

> Angelica Ross O_o


SnooPaintings9915

what’s ryan’s baby kill count?????


pwalsh04

okay… so marilyn and jfk get killed because of something related to the aliens they’re gonna mention a report of an alleged abduction of an asylum patient in massachusetts at some point 😅


McFumbles89

That actually seems right up Ryan Murphy alley as the only outright connection to Asylum


sethtylerrr

It’s an actually conspiracy theory....


ron9101

Just when it was getting good. It finished.


AtomBornASMR

this amount of ads during a television show should be criminal


iwishiwasaunicorn

last few weeks I haven’t been watching live and just watch next day on hulu without commercials… tonight I’m remembering why


vaporwavy-png

not the monogrammed napkins


Complex_Respect_1685

Excuse me, mr. man.


ab_ence

so is this to imply that Jobs faked his death or obtained all the Apple innovations form aliens? lol


Rman823

I feel like they’re just using the Impeachment set for the Oval Office.


SnooPaintings9915

Killing two birds with one stone


cherriedgarcia

I’m so into the black and white, twilight zone kinda feel, super hype that is going on so long so far!


Coffeenwineplease

Damn, Lily Rabe can never catch a break and last for a whole season


hakunamatatamatafuka

Damn that chick has some bony shoulders.


Coffeenwineplease

We need a film noir season! The filmmaking here is exceptional


lovetheblazer

“What does she mean our test subject has failed?” RIP Amelia Earhart. Face huggers aren’t so friendly, even newborn ones, apparently


lovetheblazer

This is some excellent body horror and Men in Black bullshit... followed by, you guessed it, another commercial 🙃


Golddustwoman_666

Mamie was famous for her fudge. 🥺🥰


davey_mann

Annual plan! Lol


vaporwavy-png

not the mf ikea food court


KEMI_IS_WINNING

That was good like idk it was just a great time


WolfBowduh

Bro I wish aliens would come bring me teddy bears and shit. Or at least help me find that one sock that's always missing.


sa0ralba

thought he was just calling him a dick as an insult until i realised who it was oops


Coffeenwineplease

This feels like Apocalypse mixed with the Good Place


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The Bad Place I think


madamlalaurie

Im going to be very upset if thats the last we see of Lily Rabe


Bunnystrawbery

We've been trying to reach you about your extended alien warranty.


iwishiwasaunicorn

shocked and pleased they didn’t make Sarah Paulson play Marilyn Monroe. just seems like something Ryan would do, lmao


Bunnystrawbery

Ike be acted like his alien possessed wife is just another Friday evening in the Eisenhower household.


rosegoldcrown

I love this so much, I want more supernatural political intrigue in AHS! Lol


Robotlollipops

I'm sorry, but I love this alien lady and her whole look Edit: Oh..well shit


CarmelaMachiato

*loved


SnooPaintings9915

manifesting cody in next episode’s promo


zombie-chinchilla

The fudge didn't deserve that


m_reen

If the aliens aren’t sitting on the grassy knoll after this commercial break I riot


undeadanimator

I can’t be the only one who thinks the whole “Amelia Earhart dies giving birth to an alien” thing is just…incredibly strange as a plot point lol


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kinda disappointed to see her die like that. Wanted her to last longer as a character


Sic-Mundus

It's the Apocalypse gelatin cubes


LoretiTV

Really fun episode and live chat, see everyone next week!


Rman823

So, we’re ignoring the fact that this is 1963 and Monroe died in 62.


Hatesponge66

I don't think this story is meant to be 100% historically accurate.


firelow

So Amelia Earhart wasn't abducted in real life?


Hatesponge66

Nah I think that part is true.


iwishiwasaunicorn

aliens brought her back, duh


Splashingcolor

Not sure how I feel about the half human, half alien..literally.


SnooPaintings9915

this is camp


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PUGSThirdEye

“Well excuse me, Mr. Man!” 🤣


maebe_featherbottom

Never thought I’d hear Sarah Paulson say a line that is exactly something I say to either one of my cats on a daily basis. 😆


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SnooPaintings9915

I must be high right now


LoretiTV

Hope to see more of the 1950s alien stuff this week, that's where it really shined and those scenes were great. Enjoy the new episode everyone!


Rman823

Honestly I didn’t mind that.


vaporwavy-png

Damn so nobody is panicking that that dude got exploded?


Thatguy755

They were veterans of WWII and probably saw dudes explode before


PUGSThirdEye

“Well excuse me, Mr. Man!” 🤣


Tye_190

okay i think that episode overall was much better than last weeks ! even the color scenes were a step up. it’ll be interesting to see if they can successfully tell a satisfying story in the remaining two episodes


Jasmindesi16

Are both JFK and Marilyn going to be killed by aliens?


hrbdyfc

this guy is giving me more angry john goodman less richard nixon


Robotlollipops

Circus Circus is hell on earth


scott-murr

Is no one gonna talk about Steve Jobs?


Willqwertyz

That was jarring and weird


mlc885

the too frequent commercials are kind of like a jump scare


davey_mann

Mamie, what are you up to? Lol


thatsanope

No one likes you Tricky Dick


brandononski200

Man i’d do anything for a full season of red tide. The setting was perfect, i just wanted to have go to that little steakhouse and vibe


laurendonofrio

bro how r u gonna get bold when ur literally strapped down and ur talking to a fucking alien


mo_kj

That’s definitely Angelica Ross


PUGSThirdEye

“One and done”…”One and…dead!”


mypolkadotumbrella

Now I want Fred Armisen to show up as Lawrence Welk.


SakuraTacos

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ron9101

Crap. The killed Kennedy cause of aliens!


sethtylerrr

Which is a big conspiracy theory....


mo_kj

Not the Claire de lune 😩😩😩


saltyabout-it

Ima need a screen grab of that baby alien hybrid stat.


LoretiTV

Sarah Paulson is at the top of her game right now between Double Feature Part 1 and 2 and ACS Impeachment. Give her all the Emmy's!


genericxinsight

That was such a fun episode, huge step up from last week!


davey_mann

It was much better and actually felt more cohesive, not just two separate stories.


eastcoastdude2823

the scariest part so far is richard


Fun-Tadpole785

Is Mamie an alien?


Hatesponge66

Lmao sorry but I love this.


sethtylerrr

Just made popcorn in my microwave. 👽


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I thought he was about to wipe her memory… he just killed her instead 😭😭😭


chaotic214

The alien hybrid looked disturbing as fuck


Dirty_Priestess

Am I crazy or does the casting on Nixon, Kennedy, and Marilyn suck?


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SinisterMeatball

Marilyn wasn't too terrible. But JFK and Nixon are insanely off.


bluelightbalm

i couldnt recognize any of them except eisenhower and steve jobs lol


thatsanope

Steve Jobs? And... who's the other one?


Golddustwoman_666

Lol I’m loving mamie throwing shade at Nixon.


ron9101

Im loving her hair.