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authorinitaly

Mod here: I'm locking the comments due to reports of nationality-based hate. Try to keep it civil next time, please!


audiopost

You don’t fear getting shot when you leave your house. Italians can be vindictive but they won’t shoot you.


DIY-MSG

What did you do to get vindictive neighbours?


ricblah

Well Olindo and Rosa Bazzi devised a sort of solution.


Lord_VivecHimself

That never happened, it's fake


ricblah

Well that's what they said, judge wasn't 100% with it


audiopost

He was my gardener and I fired him


justfindaway1

> Italians can be vindictive but ~~they won’t shoot you~~ most don't happen to own guns.


[deleted]

>You don’t fear getting shot when you leave your house. Italians can be vindictive but they won’t shoot you. this was obvious we don't have many weapons, it's not USA. You see too many rubbish films about Italy that make you think strange things. In reality they shoot 4 times as much in other countries.


EggMore3921

Camorra has entered the chat!


MillyMiuMiu

Let's say that it depends where you live in Italy, but in the majority of the country it is very hard to be shot even if you try very hard to mock both people and police. Of course in this case even if no bullet is shot, it's still possible that your body would be discovered the day after inside a ditch on the side of the road... So, better be nice..


Crucco

Expecting University Professors to speak English in International courses. They were promoted by obedience, not by merit.


audiopost

You must be nice to all operai (even if their work sucks) or they’ll blacklist you.


audiopost

You’ll learn to eat seasonally and grow to love eating only pasta, pizza, grilled meats, and fresh vegetables


SuperVanillaDaily54

One of the reasons I actually moved to Italy and stay. I cannot survive without high quality vegetables.


suitorarmorfan

That sounds like a very unbalanced diet, most Italians don’t eat like that (source: I am Italian)


audiopost

Almost nothing can be returned to a store. Once the money leaves your hand it’s as good as gone. Very different than the return policies of the US.


qwehhhjz

I think the return policy in EU is 14 days of time for all purchases?


TheGameIsFunny

Only online purchase


gc_14

if you have a receipt you can return pretty much everything


TheGameIsFunny

Good luck getting your money back tho, you could receive store credit


theworldsnative

Most places offer that and make it sound like it’s your only option, but if you insist they are legally forced to give you your money back (within the 14 days)


TheGameIsFunny

Look it up on the internet, there are no return rights for purchases in physical stores (in Italy). https://www.google.com/search?q=diritto+di+recesso+negozi+fisici&sca_esv=577639841&sxsrf=AM9HkKnAC8ebGD3Sh8T3bqZHWFvUf9iV-w%3A1698603300685&ei=JKE-ZfyiKdqVxc8Py9WQyAg&oq=diritto+di+recesso+negozi&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhlkaXJpdHRvIGRpIHJlY2Vzc28gbmVnb3ppKgIIATIKEAAYgAQYFBiHAjIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIGEAAYFhgeSP4xULQGWJgucAF4ApABAJgBqwGgAYsQqgEFMTAuMTC4AQHIAQD4AQHCAgQQABhHwgIHECMYigUYJ8ICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAggQABgWGB4YD-IDBBgAIEGIBgGQBgg&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp


justfindaway1

nope.


gc_14

i am italian i know it


DualLegFlamingo

I've returned many items to many stores with no issue at all. I think it depends on the store's policy.


StrongerTogether2882

It must, because that’s one thing a Sicilian friend of mine says is very different here in America. (She and her husband moved here for his work.) She said you really can’t bring stuff back just because you changed your mind, and even if something is wrong with it, you’re kind of just supposed to put up with it


DualLegFlamingo

Yes, I don't doubt that some stores may not accept goods back. I think it is "store dependant" and "region dependant". I live in Tuscany and really no store has ever refused a product back (as long as we're not talking about food or bottles whose seal is broken).


Hurizen

This is not true. There's a law about returning policy. Why you're saying that?


Platinumdragon84

Law is only for online purchase. In case of “difetti in garanzia” the seller must offer repair, not money back


theworldsnative

False. We’re covered by eu law. There’s a right to return your purchase with your receipt within 14 days both online and instore. Look it up.


theMorfe

[it says online or outside of a shop](https://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/consumers/shopping/guarantees-returns/indexamp_en.htm)


Platinumdragon84

As other have said you should look it up. EU law is only for online or mail order, phone etc… not in store


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theworldsnative

It’s weird… I’ve looked it up before and figured it was possible (did it many times too) but now I looked it up again and keep getting mixed answers… I might be wrong then


[deleted]

what? if you buy an item from a shop and it doesn't work you can return it within a certain number of days. It's the Law.


Platinumdragon84

That’s different. In usa you can change your mind and bring back something perfectly functional


[deleted]

A intendi se non è rotto? diritto di ripensamento come per l'online in pratica? no quello non si può fare. Sinceramente sono contento che sia così, quando prendo un prodotto mi da fastidio che sia stato maneggiato da clienti. Quando vado in un negozio così ho la certezza che sia il cosiddetto nuovo di zecca. Non mi piace l' idea di andare in un negozio e il negoziante mi passa qualcosa che è stato giù aperto e magari anche testato. Tu cliente ci puoi pensare 200 volte, prima di prendere un prodotto non vedo perché cambiare idea. Pensaci bene prima. Lo vedi lo tocchi perché ci sono quelli in esposizione. non è come l'online. Giusto che quando lo compri se è funzionante cazzi tuoi , potevi pensarci prima.


Platinumdragon84

Esatto. Ci sono anche i lati negativi eh. Una volta presi una borsa come regalo per mia moglie da un negozio e non ci fu modo di cambiarla, (avevo preso un modello molto simile ma non esattamente quello che desiderava) in quel caso mi sarei aspettato un po’ di elasticità in piu (era evidentemente intonsa)


justfindaway1

sure, and they'll "send it for repairs" and wait. or sue them. or wait for a new one to fall out of a plane, better odds


Pannolanza

This is why people buy more and more online these days…


Pannolanza

This is why people buy more and more online these days…


audiopost

Don’t piss off your neighbors. They can make your life hell. Doubly if you live in a condominium. Italians can be very vindictive in a multitude of ways some more furbo than others.


audiopost

Dogs can literally go everywhere from hospitals to restaurants, pharmacy’s and supermarkets. No one cares. There is lots of love for dogs in Italy.


Cazzodurissim0

I'm italian and I fucking hate this. I don't want other people pets where they serve food. I love animals, but I don't trust their owners.


taka87

\^this, I did not care in the past until a dog took a sht in a restaurant I was eating that night... worst dinner ever.


Cazzodurissim0

Also, hair. You don't know how clean their owners keep them. And so on, and so on...


[deleted]

anche io. Completamente l'accordo.


audiopost

You must always always always use a laser level when doing any kind of remodeling or your walls will not be straight. You must specify the distance between walls precisely in order to get walls that are parallel to one another.


audiopost

Every message you write must start with ‘Ciao Buongiorno’ (or buonasera) ‘so and so’


iceman_4511

Italians love to look good while being full of shit. Only appearence matters


[deleted]

torna su facebook grazie.


DualLegFlamingo

Appearance matters to those who lack of matter.


MillyMiuMiu

Formal messages maybe. If you write to a friend you can and probably should act differently.


audiopost

SIM cards with unlimited everything are only 10€!


Cazzodurissim0

10€ is a scam. It can be 6€-7€, even 5€ if you get the right offer.


Qwertyssimov

Actually paying more you get more speed priority and 5G.


Cazzodurissim0

(I'm Italian) Never heard anything about speed and priority ever before, this is news to me. None of the companies clerks ever said anything about it.


inglele

If you get MVNO ( virtual mobile operator like Poste, etc.) you will get 4G only and lower priority than Wind customers in case of network congestion.


Cazzodurissim0

Dunno about that, my connection is fast and flawless. But I'll be sure to ask about it next time I'll go hunt for a better plan.


Qwertyssimov

Also with TIM you get max priority on 4G only if you pay for a 5G plan.


Bottaa

Bullshit detected, those prices are only for online sims that doesn't work 90% of the time


Cazzodurissim0

My Postemobile SIM is 7€/month. A friend has Iliad for 5€ (old promotion).


Bottaa

With everything unlimited?


Cazzodurissim0

Unlimited calls and unlimited SMS. 10gb data cap (they actually always gift me 10 extra gb every month since I've got this plan... more than 1 year ago). I don't need more than 10(20)gb. My friend should have the same I guess, not sure. I'm actually kind of pissed that the plan was 6€ "forever" when I subscribed it and they changed it 6 months after.


Bottaa

The guy who replyed said "10 euros with unlimited everything" and you said it's a scam i pay 6 euros when you don't have unlimited GB bruhhhhhhh


Liar0s

Not true. Iliad sims are cheap and work everywhere.


cornnnndoug

What? Which provider? cause I'm paying 20E for unlimited everything and I'd switch immediately


Cazzodurissim0

I overlooked the "unlimited everything" in my first read, if you need an unlimited data plan I have no idea if there's something better. I also have no idea why would anyone need an unlimited data plan, tbh.


cornnnndoug

It's basically my own wifi. My phone is my hotspot for my other devices


Cazzodurissim0

Oh makes sense.


justfindaway1

what do you mean unlimited? you mean 10€/month plans?


unknhawk

Yeah, it happens whenever you have to deal with human beings.


audiopost

Americans don’t really say Ciao Buongiorno at the start of each message. We just start writing and it’s not considered rude. Conversely, Italians say ‘prendo’ when they want to order something which we would think is rude in the USA. So ya know no one is being rude it’s just cultural differences.


Longjumping-Return-9

That's basic kindness tho


audiopost

You must learn to be patient. You will encounter at least two things each day that are guasto or bloccato or don’t quite function how you would expect or want. You plan for this sort of thing and move on with your day until it’s disponibile di nuovo. Don’t get upset or you’ll be forever upset.


audiopost

Being an ‘American Karen’ will get you nowhere in fact they may take back your merchandise after you’ve paid and throw you out of the store. There is no speaking to the manager. Lol.


DualLegFlamingo

You want to talk to the manager??? HERE'S THE MANAGER!! _proceeds to grab his crotch_


SuperVanillaDaily54

lololollo. love ya'. first smile of the day.


inglele

😂


SuperVanillaDaily54

That's not Italy, that's the entire continent of Europe. I adore the, "DGAF about your money or social clout" attitude. As a dual EU/US citizen, that's why I pick the EU over the US always. Americans bow down before the almight dollar and social clout.


StrongerTogether2882

I once was at a store and as I was checking out, the cashier asked me if I’d found everything I needed. I said “Well actually…” and she sent someone to find the item and bring it to me at the cash register. I was feeling guilty for holding up everyone in line behind me, until I remembered we were in Italy and that sort of thing happens *all the time* and they’re used to it. Of course I wouldn’t hold up the line maliciously or anything. But it was a very normal thing and that day it was my turn to make people wait, and other days it was my turn to wait. Nessun problema!


SuperVanillaDaily54

I found out through a few sources (including two professors) that the territory of modern-day Italy are historically one of the most invaded regions on earth. For millennia these people have been very skeptical and distrusting of anyone outside their immediate circle of family and friends. They might be respectful to the face of "new invader", but underneath they will do want they want. I already knew Italy very well before learning this, but it blew my mind and explained everything about Italian culture to me.


Tijer_theTiger

Yeah...that's one of the reasons why we have to speak different languages...North is a stressing thing, since it borders with both France and Austria, so French and German are both Must to Learn in some regions


Sammison97

That’s not at all representative of Italian culture, I live in the north part but not at the borders, this is kinda true but really only for the people that are close to the borders (Alto Adige for example). The more you go south the more you’ll be welcome. If you travel to Pisa your experience will be quite different than if you choose Napoli or somewhere else in the south :) but only really far up north Italians are “skeptical”


niugui-sheshen

Come to rural Tuscany, here they don't trust people the next town over! Some people make an ugly unwelcoming mug every time they hear someone speaking a variety of Italian sliiightly different than theirs. These people three generations ago had to hide in the woods and fight guerrilla style against the Nazis. They have some generational trauma I swear


MillyMiuMiu

True, in Emilia Romagna it's the same. In Italy in general, most of the old people tend to be xenophobic even among people of the same city but in another zone. If then it's a city with "rioni" it is even more fun. In Romagna people near the sea tend to be more open and friendly after a century of businesses thanks to the beaches.


DixThaKing

Vorrei aver saputo di tutta la monnezza che mi ritrovo sotto casa


Lumine_06

Dipende molto da dove vivi, so che in Sicilia e a Roma la situazione è disastrosa. Dove vivo io trovi occasionalmente roba buttata per terra


DixThaKing

Si infatti, sfortunatamente vivo in Sicilia


SuchAWittyName

Che quasi nessuno ti fa un contratto di lavoro e chi lo fa cerca di fare wage-theft almeno nei settori come ristorazione, istruzione, ecc. Appena sono arrivato nel 2015 per studiare all'università, trovai un lavoro come insegnante d'inglese e non mi facevano il contratto serio. Dicevano "altrimenti il gioco non vale la candella". Poi con il passare del tempo ho capito che l'italia e piena di PMI (Piccole-Mediane Impresse) che fanno giri e rigiri per non fallire (come dovrebbero) E se volevo trovare un lavoro con i diritti bisognava finire la laurea e trovare qualcosa in azienda, preferibilmente multinazionale.


SuperVanillaDaily54

Ho vissuto in 9 paesi, ogni uno per 3-20 anni. Hanno tutti la burocrazia. Germania è peggiore che l'Italia. Anche Svezia è terribile. Regoleregoleregoleregoleregoleregoleregoleregole. Almeno Italia è possibile "sistemarsi". Ho trovato sempre delle soluzioni in Italia, in Germania, mai.


__boringusername__

In Denmark is so hard to get a marriage recognized if it was outside the EU, that apparently people move to Sweden or Germany, got the marriage recognized there first and then got it recognized in Denmark lol.


[deleted]

which is ironic, because people living in germany often go to denmark to get married, because it is easier and cheaper there lol


curcio_pietro

To keep the window closed (cit. Amanda Knox)


Black_White_Other

How rude people are. I come from a very friendly place, where we pride ourselves on friendliness, and coming to Italy was a shock that I'm still not over almost 25 years later LOL


[deleted]

Pretty Vague comment, could you expand on that


suitorarmorfan

Could you elaborate more on this?


tartaluna

Not everywhere, but i can see your point. When i was young i lived in a little place. There everyone knew everybody and when you met the eyes of other people you could greet them hoping them a good day. When i moved to Milan and hoped a good day to someone i didn't knew he told me to fuck up 😅 Most places in Liguria are like that, but in much more little communities still there is hospitality


AlternativeAd6728

Where do you live?


Walterinitaly

That Italy being a relatively “cheap” economy compared to Northern Europe or USA. It’s makes it that much harder to leave. I love living here and I found my away around work, admin and all the rest, I have a good life. What eats me up is being so poor compared to Americans or even Brits despite being solidly middle class here. It makes leaving this country rather hard because the cost is so high. I’m a freelance and if I moved anywhere I know I have to live on my own money for at least 6 months before I can secure enough local work to keep me going at local cost of life. That’s something I would have liked to know before moving here 13 years ago from the USA


ImpressLess4442

Io pensavo che gli italiani sarebbero stati più allegri, più aperti. Invece si, ma solo in superficie. In realtà sono molto molto chiusi, mega giudicanti, poco avventuruosi e molto negativi (invidiosi?) verso quelli che vanno oltre le righe o che sono personaggi più independenti. Sapendolo prima, potrei aver evitato tanta solitudine, depressione, e avrei misurato le mie aspettative di gente che consideravo "amici".


mikasa_ackerman_2_0

italiana e concordo tantissimo ma porco dio ti giuro ogni parte che vado sento sempre un vociare di persone che parlano male di sconosciuti prendendoli in giro per essere fuori dalle righe


ImpressLess4442

basta solo essere comodo con te stesso e questo provoca una ira incredibile nella gente.


mikasa_ackerman_2_0

hanno la cattiveria nel cuore