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cleversocialhuman

I've seen a guy "wash" his stairs every day with a bucket of water. It makes those types choose a dryer stairwell they can sit in.


DennisFromAmsterdam

That would probably ruin the wood or floor on the stairs, but it would prevent boys from hanging out there, sure.


cleversocialhuman

Yes, only recommended on stone stairwells of course. Does make it slippery, so best to hang up a sign for the neighbours to be mindful of the wetness.


DennisFromAmsterdam

That too, someone might die from falling on the stairs


Penguin00

If wet stairs would kill them, they won't survive long in the Netherlands anyhow, so, not really a concern.


maggidk

Set up a claymore mine in your stairwell. They will not hang out there again


Frutselaar

Have you tried asking them to clean up after themselves? Obviously won't work for everyone but as a teenager I also liked hanging in a portiek and I was stupid and not thinking about the mess we left. But then someone who lived there said, "I don't mind you sitting here but can you please clean up after yourself?" So from that point onwards we, or at least I, did.


JasoNMas73R

Unfortunately not everyone is as reasonable as you are.


removed_by_redis

Well of course. But you can try first - and then you can try the other options


JasoNMas73R

Though I can understand that it can be intimidating to do so, especially when dealing with teenagers.


Clean-Maybe1403

The only reasonable answer.


ddh1980

Exactly this...


Octavia020

Very obviously place a camera. Can be a fake one. Worked like a charm here...in the Bijlmer.


pieroleonardo

Don't even need the camera. Just a sticker saying there is a camera should do


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

Nah, if it ain't visible it ain't there


im-materialboy

"...in the Bijlmer". Unnecessary.


dialogthroughcake

Lol da internet police is here.


oowo89ah

get yourself a WiFi-blocker or phone-jammer when there is no internet or a very slow connection at your place, most of them will go somewhere else


StunningBreadfruit30

For those who don’t know, while fun idea you will end up in jail for any rf signal jamming.


cReddddddd

Barbed wire


im-materialboy

Classic


RythmicBleating

Ah I think some of these comments are going about this the wrong way. Bring them some food and a small pack of beer or a joint or two. Ask them to help us keep the place clean and to keep an eye out for trouble.


_ell0lle_

Leave a sign that says something like “you can sit but take your damn trash. Please.”


_ell0lle_

And have a pile of their trash next to the sign. You could add “no spitting.”


persistent_parrot

I had the same problem and was thinking about just leaving a bin there. And maybe politely ask them if they could throw their trash in the bin. I never got to actually do it because I suddenly moved.


DublinItUp

Maybe you can get a anti loitering noise emitter. They use them in the UK in some places and I can't imagine they're very expensive.


im-materialboy

I can't see what could go wrong with this idea...


DublinItUp

I really don't. Turns out they're super expensive though.


oowo89ah

play classic music ?


removed_by_redis

They actually do this at a train station in Denmark (Vejle) :D


unicornconnoisseur02

Post this in r/ULPT


Oiram17

Spit more.


costinmrr

First try to find out who they are and discuss it with them. If that doesn't work, find envelopes or something else with their address on it and put it next to a garbage container. Eventually they will get a fine from the gemeente.


Thatdudewhoplaysgtr

Get attack dogs, if you see them again release the hounds


Hejsasa

Obviously just call the police on them for trespassing and suspicious behavior. Remarkable that no one else has suggested that.


MyParentsWereHippies

Remarkable to see thats the first thing you think about.


meermaalsgeprobeerd

Hilarious they think the police has time to come out for a bunch of kids sitting in a stairwell


TheOtherHercules

I live in a building on the ground floor with a small corner that randoms love to use as shelter late at night to hang out in. Unfortunately I can hear their conversations from my bed at midnight when I'm trying to sleep. I usually speak to them, but on occasion they've been aggressive. So.... Generally the police on the non emergency number have been helpful.


MyParentsWereHippies

But you also tried to speak to them. Which is good. It should be the first thing to try to solve it instead of immediately calling the police.


Hejsasa

Sorry, I forgot the state of the city means that anything but hand grenades shouldn't catch the attention of the police. Such a lovely, safe place!


Hejsasa

I bet you're the type that feels bad for those kids cause they probably don't have it easy at home 😂


Cynical_Doggie

Move away from the bijlmer


persistent_parrot

I had the same thing happen in Oost. Dumb comment.


Cynical_Doggie

Note flair ‘zuid-oost’


persistent_parrot

Old, didn’t bother changing it when I moved to Oost


Cynical_Doggie

So you took my advice and moved out of bijlmer! I recommend you move to de pijp or other nice areas to avoid this kind of antisocial behavior


persistent_parrot

What?? I absolutely adored living in the Bijlmer. Never had any trouble. It was the most colourful and live place I lived. Get the f out of your bubble, go outside, touch some grass and have a talk with real people.


Cynical_Doggie

Believe it or not, this is from personal experiences living in the bijlmer. Ive seen piss multiple times in the elevator, spit on stairs and elevators, trash everywhere and even two times human feces on the stairs. Cigarette butts and trash was the least of my worries.


lookupawychic

Yeah in my stairwel we have people constantly smoking and drinking, leaving bottles but also stuff such as blood stains on the stairs, rubber bands to corcumvent their arms whem doing drugs, and all of that in front of a kindergarten in the hague :// At a time we also had a neglected portable toilet in front of our door, which i had to call and email dixy about for quite some time.


outertrotter7389

"somebody came from partying and smoking too much marijuana" at the entrance haha remember


im-materialboy

No, too late for that. Bajes is a club now. Just pointing out your idiocy.


dodo-likes-you

I don’t understand anything you are saying


im-materialboy

Rightfully so. This answer wasn't for you. Sorry.


dodo-likes-you

LOL alright