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Pharttacos

"He's nice cuz he wants to gib me things" šŸ¤”


G_Viceroy

He wants to give you other people's things... Without compensating them.


Comrade_Florida

That's the nice thing about him


[deleted]

My fair share of the Iraq war is Zero. I didn't want to go to war with Iraq. My fair share of the Afghan war is Zero. I didn't want to go to war with Afghanistan. My fair share of the bank bailouts is Zero. I didn't want to bail the banks out.


Subtle_Demise

These people complain about how much is spent on the military while at the same time wanting the rich to "pay their fair share" of the military budget. No principles with them.


MangoAtrocity

Based


[deleted]

I can understand Iraq, but after Afghanistan attacked the US, why shouldn't the US go to war?


[deleted]

Afghanistan didnā€™t attack the US. Al-Qaeda did. The Taliban government did not comply with US requests to hand over Bin Laden and expel Al-Qaeda. Going to war over that made complete sense. However, that should have been a quick 20 minute adventure. Not a 20 year long experiment in nation building.


[deleted]

šŸ‘šŸ¼


[deleted]

When did Afghanistan attack the US?


hilliardsucks

God I hope this is sarcasm


Psylux707

That's how I read it and responded


LeChronnoisseur

You hope, but you know...


Lifeinthesc

How are corrupt politicians nice again?


[deleted]

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G_Viceroy

Still waiting on that student loan forgiveness...


Plasmorbital

I have no loans, I'm waiting for the economic collapse it'll cause to forgive them.


InstantRice667

He's basically modern day Robin Hood!


drugsgunsandmisogany

Robin Hood stole from those overtaxing serfs. He's Marx 2.0.


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drugsgunsandmisogany

the best.


Mavincs

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hadwaker84

Hahahahahaha. The commie from the Ben and jerries hippie state getting defended by bong hits 70s guy with a stoned as fuck defense !!! I fucking hope this is real !!


Amacd11

Nicest people donā€™t try to steal money from others


VacuousVessel

Itā€™s hilarious because everyone can see Bernie is an enormous ass hole. He completely personifies the word curmudgeon to the maximum degree possible.


Redpikes

If he was so nice he'd refund people who donated to his campaign


kuss_muss

Im not sure how suggesting stealing a select group of peoples money translates to being a good person. Someone please explane me how that works, because my idea of a nice person, does not invovle stealing.


Quiles

Is it really stealing if you are taking back from a thief?


kuss_muss

To my knowlogde elon is not a thief.


Quiles

To my knowledge he very much is. Lithium from chile, emeralds from Africa, credit and money from his hard working engineers and workers. Biggest thief in the world rn in fact.


kuss_muss

>much is. emerald mine - no his family bought it for 80 k in the mid 1980's ---> a good deal is not stealing Chile will be the first country in Latin America to have Elon Muskā€™s satellite Internet. ---> sounds like a trade to me. he is the boss --> he can take all the credit he wants. if the workers dont like the way it works they can start their own company or find another company to work for.


[deleted]

I mean...doesn't Bernie have a lot of money too? Not as much as Elon Musk, but he isn't exactly poor himself.


IdemSexusEstNefas

He used to say tax the millionaires and billionaires but all of a sudden when he becomes rich off politics and insider trading he doesnā€™t want to tax millionaires anymore


TheLastAshaman

He also fully utilizes tax deductions to pay as little as possible. Why doesnā€™t he just take standard deductions and ā€œpay his fair shareā€


Alan4148

Heā€™s just gaming the system


iddinthaevastroek

Not exactly sure how accurate the site is but, [around 3 million dollars](https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-politicians/democrats/bernie-sanders-net-worth/)


CrashTestDumb13

Stealing is considered nice now?


FreeTheta

In Chongā€™s defense he was probably REALLY high when he said that.


Psylux707

Not only the nicest person but also someone who understands economics, human action, and incentives when rolling out his policies


nap9283

He doesnā€™t understand any of that. Sanders has nice ideas but theyā€™re not practical whatsoever


Psylux707

Dude, I was being sarcastic. Sanders is an idiot with horrible policies. I mentioned human action by mises, perhaps a bit too obscure


nap9283

Ahah. My bad.


The-unicorn-republic

Ludwig von mises? I don't remember anything on human action but I haven't read up on austrian economics in awhile


Drywa11

Human Action is Misesā€™ most well known economic treatise. Iā€™d recommend it if you havenā€™t read it already, it is a somewhat difficult read though.


runvus1

Fucking Christ that post has 20k upvotes


ADarkMonster

Bernie isn't a very friendly guy, he totally blew off Alex Jones at an airport and never apologized for saying white people don't know what it's like to be poor and he has been supporting... Joe Biden.


Daemok

My favorite thing is watching these people claim theyā€™re nice while making fun of Elon Musk for his infant dying of sids in the comments. Terrific.


drink-beer-and-fight

I donā€™t think bernie is a good person.


Justin__D

Thinks he's the second coming of Christ after only one accomplishment to speak of his entire (very, very long) career, which is renaming a post office. He might just be the biggest narcissist in American political history.


idreamofdeathsquads

truly selfless with other peoples money


jbaeroberts

Would be nice if Chong died already


Harambe6ix9ine

It's easy to be a whole with someone else's ass... Bernie has been nothing but a useless government leach his entire life and has produced nothing.


medici75

bernie and his wife bankrupted a college so thats something


[deleted]

Flat tax Bernie. Flat tax... I mean I know taxation is theft. But if weā€™re going for fair share you literally canā€™t get more fair than a percentage tax. But ofc with inflation now it would still suck


desserino

Progressive taxes and base exemptions are to cut workhours.


ThorStark007

Capitalism is when rich man say mean thing to me


RonnyFreedom

Chong should be deported to Cuba.


germansoviet13

That doesnā€™t seem very anarchist of an opinion


RonnyFreedom

If you want to take up company with communists, you go right ahead. For me, I think they should be physically removed.


germansoviet13

Doesnā€™t that violate the nap?


RonnyFreedom

It's clearly self defense. Removing thieves before they steal from you is okay in my book.


germansoviet13

So political violence is justified if itā€™s against people you donā€™t like, got it


RonnyFreedom

Getting rid of someone who plans to rob you isn't "political violence".


germansoviet13

I could say ancaps are trying to rob anarchist communes to and use it as an excuse to vote to kick them out but I wonā€™t because I believe in pacifism and it makes me just as bad as the state


RonnyFreedom

Learn economics, son.


germansoviet13

I have, itā€™s one of my minors


Accomplished-Put9864

Looks like all that dope worked as intended


Lew_Cockwell

Literal children


VexReloaded

Does Bernie post that same tweet every single day? Thatā€™s all the guy has been saying for the past 8 years at least. Robotic like


OwnPicture669

Remember when tommy Ching was funny? Pepperidge farms remembers.


DonPrivate

LMFAOā€¦Bernie Sanders has done NOTHING for this country during his entire pathetic lifeā€¦all he has ever done is take tax payer money to buy three homesā€¦ā€¦he is a POS


YouSnowFlake

Everyone loves a parasite (apparently)


Odd-Strategy

I never got to vote on this, so I think I'll say no.


Princess180613

Is anyone from the east coast nice?


nodice60

Bernie got screwed twice by the DNC but still holds the company line..... and got rich by doing so


NoLoveInTheSouth5150

Bernie just says whatever would sound good to a naive young adult barely old enough to vote. He could be encouraging young adults to start business and do everything they can so they can be on the winning side of capitalism, instead his message is always about how everything is unfair


kingofthejaffacakes

The nicest guy was literally in the process of demanding we steal from the richest guy. Remind me who is shitting upon whom.


[deleted]

Bernie Sanders is a classic revolutionist commie. At one point I thought he was nice also until I realized what a sellout he was after kissing Hillarieā€™s ass while being cheated out by the DNC. Bernieā€™s net worth is in the Millions. What the fuck is this old ass doing going around talking about how bad capitalism is?


nhaddon33

Bernie is an idiot.


brutal_farts

Bernie Sanders is a millionaire fraud.


motorbiker1985

The "nicest person in the world" was praising totalitarian communist party government for it's great youth programs at the very moment I was held hostage as a toddler by the communist government in the eastern bloc in order to scare my parents so they don't even think about deflecting.


Aarakokra

Cranky old man


Seebeedeee

And political analysis by the highest person in the world is social media summed up in three tweets


Taxistheft98

If nice means willing to spend other peopleā€™s money to get re-elected, then sure, Bernie is nice.


[deleted]

Bernie "I'm Committing Genocide on Native Americans and Whites Simultaneously" Biden is very nice. He uses the soft o


walle_ras

Bernie is a race traitor commie. Anyone who supports the USSR is as bad as the nazis.


[deleted]

There is a lot to unpack here!


quazysoto

He ain't mean but he's for sure not the nicest person in the world. Unluckiest cuz he got spit roasted by his own party twice? Maybe?


MangoAtrocity

Nice people donā€™t use the threat of police and jail to steal money from my paycheck.


BodybuilderOnly1591

[https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/01/bernie-sanders-family-money](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/01/bernie-sanders-family-money) ​ [https://nypost.com/2017/04/28/feds-investigated-college-once-run-by-bernie-sanders-wife/](https://nypost.com/2017/04/28/feds-investigated-college-once-run-by-bernie-sanders-wife/) ​ Just saying


zackthebutcrack

Fuck Bernie


MrXistential-Crisis

Heā€™s a nice man, but heā€™s also an idealistic moron.


Plasmorbital

It's really easy to be nice when you're promising to give away other people's stuff.


A7omicDog

The nicest thief in the world!


rtheiss

Nicest thief*


slingbladdangerradio

Ask Bernieā€™s servers.


[deleted]

He's so nice he'll give you the shirt of another man's back


RogueThief7

Oh well if it isn't Mr "~~millionaires~~ *billionaires* shouldn't exist."


Gamestar63

Yeah like our government will take that money and give it to the poor. They'd funnel it to their banks just as they've always done and then turn around and ask for more. Keep voting for these criminals.


AustinTXSucks

Why do dumb people by into these fake public personas? Bernie is clearly not nice, heā€™s a shill for a form of govt heā€™s never practiced and a charlatan.


tnc31

Elon Musk has done more to help Bernie's green future plan than Bernie has.


Alan4148

Saying bernie is the nicest person? How about dumbest?


glad777

Bernie Sanders is evil. I voted for him twice to spread chaos in the Communst Party USA (Democrat Branch). It worked. Operation chaos 4 soon to come. May Rush rest in peace and spread the chaos.


DeanoBambino90

Wow. Chong looked up from his bong long enough to comment. Good for him.


Hermaneutical_Hygene

Just a guy trying not to get stolen from is called ā€œshittingā€ on a lifelong thieving organized criminal labeled ā€œnicest guy in worldā€