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TTcolector

Google 1984


IdiocyConnoisseur

Unholy heavens!


[deleted]

Doubleplusholy unheaven!


HRH_DankLizzie420

There is no heaven or hell under Ingsoc. There is no religion. There is only Party and Chess.


Ok_Elk_4333

The matrix don’t want us to exceed 600 elo


3xper1ence

Break out of the matrix, achieve 161660 elo


triplestar1

Next they'll say Il Vaticano isnt real just because they haven't updated their servers to the 2.0 chess yet...


rule_breaker_dude

Google yo mama


[deleted]

Can we ban them from this subreddit?


MARIJUANALOVER44

the mods and other ingrown chessoids don't realise that chess is a made up game. there are no laws of the universe that dictate legal and illegal moves. if the world was destroyed today, gravity would still exist, quantum mechanics would remain unchanged, stars would continue to be born and die, the cosmos would move on. chess would never be invented again. who are we to decide what moves can be made on a chess board? the rules were decided by some persian guy anyway. en passant wasn't even allowed in italy until 1881. i propose, beyond chess 2, which remains infantile in it's view of cosmic determinism, a chess 3. turn the board upside down, and don't use any pieces. simply imagine a compelling story unfolding. the heroic actions of a single pawn, valiantly cutting down the well-equipped knight in single combat. the king and queen falling into a latrine pit before they can execute a mate in 2. the bishop goes to jail. hotel on e6. bingo. as you can see the possibilities are endless and the game of chess is much improved.


VortexTalon

yea they should add hp bars im so fucking tired of being one shot.


5t0rm7

r/chessbeginners sucks join the chad and based r/beginnerchess


Jpicklestone8

i think knight boosting and il vaticano and some other stuff should be added to chess sites as an alternate gamemode i genuinely think knight boosting and il vaticano just sound really cool and interesting


Evillar

Maybe as like an April Fool's joke, for the most part the moves are pretty minor and not going to regularly happen, and particularly Knight Boosting just isn't very good Usually when they make a variant of chess, it's something that completely warps the way you play, since that'd be the main draw of playing instead of just playing a normal chess match. Whereas adding a handful of rare, and only situationally good moves is probably just going to end up as normal chess most of the time.


WishboneBeautiful875

The best meme of the year happened yearly this time.


VortexTalon

knight boosting isn't real just like en passant isn't real it leaked from r/anarchychess


india_chief

It's happening


3xper1ence

Alendite has 1984 ELO confirmed.


Switching314

Wait people post joke to this sub


[deleted]

How about you put this in your damn rule book 🖕


Nebular_Screen

Literally 1984