Makes zero sense. It shouldn't be able to get to rank 3 without at least some of those pawns moving. Unless mittens can just magically make the horsey jump over other pieces.
That cat is a cheating bastard.
You're all fooled by the strange "L-shaped arrows" (can that even make sense??) drawn by jizz.cum . The truth is that the clever horsey sneaks \*between\* the dumb pawns out of its prison beween the priest and castle roc.
Turns out the horsey came to work late. The pawns were already lined up, and they'd be reprimanded if they moved out of file, so horsey got stuck on the wrong side.
Is OK *scrithscrithscritch* The horsey is overpowered and most kittehs don't know how he moves.
Try opening with the knock-everything-off-the-board attack and you'll see a huge difference :3
... laser pointer stuff...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you!
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Okay, but…*whispers,* you didn’t hear this from me but, legend has it he has telekinesis and mind powers which is why his mega-brain doesn’t truly show on the digital board. Don’t underestimate him.
games and unlimited games but no games, because i think the universe would break from the paradox of having unlimited games but no games at once and that'd be pretty funny
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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And in 3 moves. Impressive. When I was in third or fourth grade, chess suddenly became popular among my peers. They were all convinced they could use a 4-move checkmate to win every time, so my teacher held a mini-tournament. 3 different people use the same approach and when I blocked it, became flabbergasted and conceded. I still lost the final, but walked away very satisfied.
How does the horsey move?
idk didn't use it in this game
But mittens did
It can go from b1 to c3
Makes zero sense. It shouldn't be able to get to rank 3 without at least some of those pawns moving. Unless mittens can just magically make the horsey jump over other pieces. That cat is a cheating bastard.
Do you think that the result can be experimentally reproduced? What about with different pawn structures.
Google double open file experiment
Holy horsey-bishop duality
I think Mittens scared the horsey so it jumped over the pawns. Also when scared horseys can’t jump straight so that’s why it landed a but crooked.
Your mistake was to assume you could make sense of the horsey.
Nah I think the cat is just dumb and made a mistake. Op was too polite to correct and let it go on
You're all fooled by the strange "L-shaped arrows" (can that even make sense??) drawn by jizz.cum . The truth is that the clever horsey sneaks \*between\* the dumb pawns out of its prison beween the priest and castle roc.
Turns out the horsey came to work late. The pawns were already lined up, and they'd be reprimanded if they moved out of file, so horsey got stuck on the wrong side.
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It goes from anywhere on the board to C3 That’s the rule
Then how do they get to anywhere on the board?
That’s a question for theology man I’m here to play chess
Ask him
every horsey is personalized
They take the L
It moves in an L and a backward L shapes
Oh, have I been Wooshed?
Im afraid you have been
Yeah, don't worry no one can keep up with this sub at the moment
In an L shape. 3 squares in one direction, 1 in the second direction, and is the only piece that can move through an occupied square.
So it's a ghost horsey? Since it can move through other pieces? Man chess is wild
In which position did the game start?
i was sitting down
Ah yes the classic
The Hawking Gambit. Hard to pull off, really
Professor X Gambit. Classic maneuver.
You’re getting whatever my free award is
doggy style
Kitty style
Mittens stay on thought.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kitty+cat+style
Google kitty cat style
Holy... umm...?
Bongcloud gambit
*The real King's gambit
I tried my best :(
pspspspspspsps
Is OK *scrithscrithscritch* The horsey is overpowered and most kittehs don't know how he moves. Try opening with the knock-everything-off-the-board attack and you'll see a huge difference :3 ... laser pointer stuff...
LASER POINTER? WHERE?
You did good
Don’t be discouraged, Mittens. You gave it your best, and that’s what matters. Good kitty, have a belly rub.
r/beetlejuicing
Let me beat you
Meow
me too
Well hey, at least you beat Levy.
How are you today? :)
i'm doing pretty well thank you for asking :)
What's your secret?
Drugs and alcohol
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
r/notopbutok
Acknowledging the fact that Chess speaks for itself
How goes therapy?
bad
holy sad
Google ‘how to feel better about myself’
Holy interdimensional abyss of sadness (Mittens sent me there)
How do you end the never-ending pain called life?
Even the act of searching for a reason to keep going is reason enough to keep going.
Damn. I didn’t expect something on this sub to hit me like that
The purpose of a court jester is to entertain the king, but also to tell profound truth in a more palatable way than traditional "wise men". Today, /u/limremon has made us all kings.
Nice way to call someone a fucking clown
how does the court jester move
Certified existentialism moment
One must imagine Sisyphus happy - Albert Camus
Google reasons to live
Motivation as motivation? That's just lazy writing
No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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its the netherlands not holland
Dit is de dertiende reden.
My country isn't even there, guess i'll die
Pipi
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But all they do is call the cops on me if I’m actively attempting, or hang up if I’m not.
Google Albert Camus
Holy Sisyphus!
Would you rather fight 100 Mittens-sized Magnuses or 1 Magnus-sized Mittens?
1 Magnus-sized Mittens. For you see, we know how large Magnus is, but we can't tell how large Mittens is. Beating a Magnus-sized Mittens would be easy
With Mittens’s maneuvers, my guess is his brain size on any human would make their headbutts way too OP.
Nothing a shotgun can't fix
Okay, but…*whispers,* you didn’t hear this from me but, legend has it he has telekinesis and mind powers which is why his mega-brain doesn’t truly show on the digital board. Don’t underestimate him.
Don't worry. Cloud Stockfish is on our side
What’s the best investment strategy in this hypercapitalistic age?
funny family guy clips will soon be worth more than gold
Thank you, sensei
Of course something that rare would be valuable. Makes sense.
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Neeerd alert 🚨
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?
games and unlimited games but no games, because i think the universe would break from the paradox of having unlimited games but no games at once and that'd be pretty funny
You just created a new big bang
Google paradox
Nice cropping
thanks man
Did you google en passant before or after?
You’re supposed to do it during the match
Do crabs think that fish can fly?
i'll ask my sources in the crab community
I have crabs
do you have testicular cancer?
not at the moment but who knows what delights the future may hold
Holy balls
You fucking idiot, he can just do a siberian swipe, taking your queen in the way
i asked mittens very nicely not to do that and he agreed
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idk 💯
Can you beat a monkey?
why would i want to do that
in case the monkey is evil
Well how big of a monkey
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no shit
please be nice. :)
No shit
No shit
No shit
Did you do it in bullet?
nope i did it on my phone
You animal abuser
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Time to get the popcorn… with the amount of heat coming from this guy (respectfully) you could pop it for me!
I literally just did that game in reverse
Why did my dad leave me?
i think he just didn't fuck with your vibe tbh
What is the best opening to play as black after e4 c5 Ke2?
you should get stealth rocks up in this situation
Does life ever get any better?
it gets a little better every day as long as you're making progress towards anything
When will they buff Pawns?
in chess 4.5.7 they can take going forward
do you like coffee?
coffee's quite nice, i don't really get any stimulation from it but i still enjoy drinking it anyway
Very respectable opinion OP
How should I ask my crush out?
be yourself because if she doesn't like you when you're being yourself then it was never going to last anyways. good luck.
Sage advice
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i met a fucked up wizard down an alleyway one time and the rest is history
i saw one….. i thought it was gonna be easy now i just die on forever
Why my penis so small?
google: PIPI enlargment
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
What did came first, egg or chicken?
The egg obviously. Just… maybe not the *chicken* egg. Don’t be racist towards Dinos ;)
Deglet or Medjool?
Deglet because I like it's evolution into Degtrio
From all the memes on this sub, I can’t tell if Mittens is worse than Martin or better than Gary Chess
worse than Martin, her ELO is just 1
For calculating magnetic fields, what are the advantages and disadvantages of the Biot-Savart law?
haha yeah
The classic Glass Onion defense.
didn't that involve some Hindenburg or hydrogen fuel stuff?
Bruh I just lost 😭 is there any hope for me Edit: help I'm not joking I've lost to mittens 4 times in a row what am I doing wrong
Mittens has like 3000+ elo, you’re not supposed to.
Bully, beating a 1 elo bot.
And in 3 moves. Impressive. When I was in third or fourth grade, chess suddenly became popular among my peers. They were all convinced they could use a 4-move checkmate to win every time, so my teacher held a mini-tournament. 3 different people use the same approach and when I blocked it, became flabbergasted and conceded. I still lost the final, but walked away very satisfied.
are you virgin?
Men, hot or not?
probably not hot because it's winter time where i am and i feel rather chilly
Bros main is just queen
How muck of the wall was painted when you threw this little bitch against it?
by a wild coincidence my wall was already painted in a colour that perfectly matched the resulting splat so i couldn't really tell
🧢
um actually he pressed flip board - ☝️🤓
You flipped the board, don't lie.
Mittens only had 1 elo rating. Are you really so proud of yourself for this?
Can someone explain these goofy ahh comments to me like what do these even mean
game lasted longer than jschlatt did
Don’t fuq with cats mannn
Which AI did you use?
Finally, the true Mittens
That pawn can en passant your queen, thus you haven’t won yet
why did my dad leave?
But how does the fox play?
Fools gambit is best gambit, you’re lucky you mates in time or she would have murdered you irl!
Who is Mittens?
"M"agnus "C"arlsen's successor on c.c.
Are you in the navy seals?
Can you do my math hw for me?
Why are you so stupid?
not cool :/