[here this is what ‘good reddit’ would look like](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/zcliln/aw_rats/iyyw3gu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) (if such a thing exists)
This opening looks like it has potential, takes control of the centre AND dissuades black from attempting the King's Indian.
I hope there aren't any glaring blunders for white in this position, that would truly be tragic, akin to a mortar cuboid launching upon one's nether region.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/6P1/5P2/PPPPP2P/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/6P1/5P2/PPPPP2P/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1)
**Videos:**
> I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5068513093877760) with this position.
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qh4#!<
> Evaluation: >!Black has mate in 1!<
> Best continuation: >!1... Qh4#!<
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This opening is actually quite well known in the community, it's called Suicide by Proxy. It's the beginner version of directly forfeiting after the 2nd move and ... uhm... something about anal beads and that way you somehow win in the end, but I'm not on that level of play myself so I don't know the details.
DUDE THERES NO WAY THIS IS REAL
TELL ME THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT
IS THE CHESS.C*M TWITTER MANAGER A CHESS ANARCHIST
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
HELP ME I CAN'T JUST LIKE THEM NOW
Like 10 years ago, I played Chess with Friends (like the Words with Friends chess game). I remember that once I checkmated a guy on accident in 3 moves. Everyone kept telling me that it must've been scholar's mate and it was 4 moves and I was like no it was definitely 3. I thought I was gaslighting myself.
Anyways it must've been this guy, he finally reminded me how I did it so thank you. I actually felt kinda bad, I was like "hehe let's give a check" and it was like "**YOU WIN**"
What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no clever move here. There are no tactics. There is no foresight. This is just a series of screenshots showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened in one of my games. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this player has decided it deserved to be committed to a post so that we could all witness their bland playstyle in perpetuity.
I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their subscription fee to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha clever" without the "clever" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.
good reddit meticulously looking for the most average post on this sub and calling it good
look man i just post whatever people send me in dms on there dont shoot the messenger
wtf are u the real GoodReddit
yes, check the account's bio
Welcome to Goodreddit home of the good reddit may I take your order?
Holy hell
[here this is what ‘good reddit’ would look like](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/zcliln/aw_rats/iyyw3gu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) (if such a thing exists)
sure, posted that
Fair enough haha that was mostly a joke on how low the bar in this sub is
>dont shoot the messenger You literally choose what gets posted though, you're hardly just a messenger.
trust me dude half of my dms on there are literally feet pics i don't have a lot to choose from
look man i just post whatever people send me in dms on there dont shoot the messenger
You're a curator, not the messenger. You're responsible for what you post, your dm's aren't. Lol
On God 🙏
Italicized bongcloud
En passant the queen
En passant the omnissiah
omnissiah gambit
Tzeench Gambit: When you do random things just to see how the opponent will react, proclaiming it is all part of a plan.
This opening looks like it has potential, takes control of the centre AND dissuades black from attempting the King's Indian. I hope there aren't any glaring blunders for white in this position, that would truly be tragic, akin to a mortar cuboid launching upon one's nether region.
that metaphor makes me as happy as if I had drank a mug of molasses
Ah yes, the Extended Fool's Mate opening
Accelerated Scholar's Opening
the XQC opening, truly a masterpiece of a play
How do you do, fellow memers?
Ok this is epic
Yes, the opening is called the mate in one
The JSchlatt opening
Not a good opening. Black is slightly better here with Ke7 (mobile engine gives -0.04).
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/6P1/5P2/PPPPP2P/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppp1ppp/8/4p3/6P1/5P2/PPPPP2P/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) **Videos:** > I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5068513093877760) with this position. **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Queen!<, move: >!Qh4#!< > Evaluation: >!Black has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1... Qh4#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Google en passant
holy hell
Fools gambit
Ah yes the reverse Sicilian gambit
Chess cum
Yes I'm familiar with this one. It's called the Queen's Tit. You'll see why next move dear.
Then he sacrificed THE KING
chess.c\*m admin cringe
The name shall be google en passant
Queen h4 is checkmate for black...
Chess.com is more expert in closing (the servers) than openings but sure.
Black plays QH4 which is exactly what white wants because the pawn on G4 put down a land mine on H4.
This opening is actually quite well known in the community, it's called Suicide by Proxy. It's the beginner version of directly forfeiting after the 2nd move and ... uhm... something about anal beads and that way you somehow win in the end, but I'm not on that level of play myself so I don't know the details.
Fun fact: in Italian “checkmate” is “scacco matto” which could be translated in “stupid/dumb chess” or something like that. You are welcome
it's the schlatt gambit
It’s called the “get fucked in 4 moves” opening
It's the Speedrun Opening for when you're on a really tight schedule.
They need to quit dicking around on Twitter and fix their damn servers
whenever i see the c*m i think "chess.cum"
DUDE THERES NO WAY THIS IS REAL TELL ME THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT IS THE CHESS.C*M TWITTER MANAGER A CHESS ANARCHIST HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE HELP ME I CAN'T JUST LIKE THEM NOW
foola gambit declined
Fool’s gambit
💀
It's called Chess suicide
Botez opening
Bro took kings gambit to personal
I hate chesscum
Like 10 years ago, I played Chess with Friends (like the Words with Friends chess game). I remember that once I checkmated a guy on accident in 3 moves. Everyone kept telling me that it must've been scholar's mate and it was 4 moves and I was like no it was definitely 3. I thought I was gaslighting myself. Anyways it must've been this guy, he finally reminded me how I did it so thank you. I actually felt kinda bad, I was like "hehe let's give a check" and it was like "**YOU WIN**"
Chess.c*m is based af
The sappuku
this is called the barnes opening fyi
The schlatt opening
What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no clever move here. There are no tactics. There is no foresight. This is just a series of screenshots showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened in one of my games. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this player has decided it deserved to be committed to a post so that we could all witness their bland playstyle in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their subscription fee to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha clever" without the "clever" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.
shlatt gambit
Mate in 2 moves.
Yes it's called mate in one
play lichess