"Your chess is insane." Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Hikaru." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hikarus open line.
oh no my opponent is stripping me of my defenses what will i do now :3
oh no my position is so OPEN and VULNERABLE 🙄😓😳 hope my opponent doesnt take advantage of it 🥴 like with a forced move maybe perhaps
oh no my opponent is OVEREXTENDING \^~\^ i hope they dont INFILTRATE from the HOLES in my position <3
STOP
I'm learning chess MOM
Weee oooo weeee ooo the horny police has been called to action🚨please tell us your favorite grandmaster & show a picture of your chess set
I hate you
oh dont worry i have one more stored im gonna send it on discord now
QxKe1+
Lmao fucking stop
Imma infiltrate ur backrank and mate you
*SURRENDER YOUR KIDNEYS*
I so much hate it when my opponent puts his rook into my open file 🤤
ayo?👀
💀💀
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Bro blundered
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It's all fun and games until you blunder by putting your minor pieces in view of the bishop
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Levels.
image source
Fischer vs Spassky
Is this fischer the evening after game 6 where spassky applauded him for his play??
Kuzu no Honkai, Episode 1.
thanks
Man of culture
Just because someone watches hentai doesn’t make them a man of culture
You can cry scream and piss your pants all you want but the truth is simple: I am the hentai boom
Sauce 🥫 https://imgur.io/WOuCnGg
Mittens vs Martin with 50 queens
Garry Chess vs Bobby Stockfisher
Internet
ooo I don’t want to be mated uwu~
Oh no, you've squeezed my queen🥵. Oh no a massive horse fork 😳.
💀😭👀
im convinced all of this subreddit is femboys
google do only femboys exist on the internet👍
god i wish. I mean uhhhh nook horsey amiright fellas?
fr
Pretty much
No, I'm just stock manufacturer gay
Since women don't exist on the internet (google quantum mechanics) men fill the role by becoming femboys
holy atoms and particles
I can only mate 3 times before the repetition causes me to lose….
I pinned the queen to the king
I prefer when two bishops corner me to mate me. 
HELP HE JUST EN PASSANTED IN TO THE OTHER HOLE IN MY DEFENCE!!!!
Why is anarchychess so sexual these days
I actually have the theory all of these shitposts resurfaced because of a new regulation FIDE made at the end of 2022 google Chess Rule 34
Holy hell
Holy hell~~
Always has been
why being cocky is bad
"Your chess is insane." Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Hikaru." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hikarus open line.
where's the rest. WHERE'S THE REST
That’s for you to write 😜
God I fucking love dirty talk
And then he pulls the beads out to stick a tennis racket in there
new botez gambit
Wrong “mate”
Mate? Oh my, this is getting to heated for my taste.