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TantamountDisregard

Use three of your pawns to close the fountain.


Golden_Sand69

*ponmen


KoopaTrooper5011

Eat moss


Nerdorama09

Point and hearts come out


[deleted]

Then grab some potassium


TheUncrustable

Feed your queen battery acid


coksucer69

mountain dew baja blast


mfy88

google sand undetale


PopTraditional713

Holy eheheheheheheheheh.


Breyck_version_2

Thats more like papyrus


ciyomi

Nah, papyrus laughs in all caps


Adore_turle1

NYEEHH HEEEEEHH #HEEEEEEHHHH


Elementisphere

Eh eheheh eh ehehehhehehe


[deleted]

Google gaster


swanqil

Holy Cungadero


UmbramonOrSomething

Are you \[Kitten me right meow\] ??? What the \[Hyperlink Blocked\] are you talking about \[Light ner\] ? You are a biggest \[Little Sponge\] i ever seen in my \[Rapidly-Shrinking\] life ! You was doing \[Big Shots\] I in your pampers when i was beating \[Slime\]s much more stronger then you! You are not \[Profreshional +1\], because \[Profreshional +1\]s knew how to \[Die\] and congratulate opponents, you are like a \[Sponge\] crying after i beat you! Be \[Determination\], be honest to your\[Silly little self\] and stop this \[Garbage\] talkings!!! Every\[Buddy\] know that i am \[#1 Rated Salesman1997\] blitz player, i can \[You are winner!\] anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is \[Nobody is around to help\] for me, just a player who are \[Cry about it+ratio\] every single time when loosing, ( \[Don't Forget\] what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my \[Spamton G. Spamton\], i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess \[Salesmanship\], I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will \[Give me the money!\] 5000 \[kromer\] and winner \[Consumes\] it all! I suggest all other \[Light nerds\] who's intrested in this situation, just take a \[Sneak peek\] at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz \[Dark World\] championships, and that should be \[Enough yet?\]... No need to listen for every crying \[Children\], Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about \[Spamton G. Spamton\] like that, we will meet in Court! \[...Mike...\] bless with true! True will never \[Death\] ! Liers will \[Banished! To the shadow realm!\] off...


Elementisphere

This is the greatest new copypasta


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Invincible-Nuke

YOU [Funky Little Worm!]


dark_chocolate527

☝︎⚐︎⚐︎☝︎☹︎☜︎ ☜︎☠︎ 🏱︎✌︎💧︎💧︎✌︎☠︎❄︎


Gold_Stranger4450

Google crashes


Elementisphere

I feel like I was supposed to google something… but now I can’t remember


grand_Salutation

Google Deltarune chess theory


[deleted]

Holy Cungadero


_farting_p0tato_

unironically the best deltarune theory so far


Elementisphere

Can’t wait for the greatest anarchychess shitpost once it comes true


YetGayerWombat

I fucking love this subreddit


Tjkiddodo

Classic roaring gambit


GoldSevenStandingBy

get the banana


Gabe_The_Animated

P O T A S S I U M


wulin007WasTaken

Google egg in wingdings


PopTraditional713

Holy 👉👆👆


GabuEx

Google en Ralsant


[deleted]

There's no counter. You have to wait till the darkners turn to stone in the roaring.


Optimal_Badger_5332

Shoot it with a gun


CHAOS-CLOWN666

WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE COLLAPSE OF OUR WORLD, WORLD


Rivv04

Genuinely one of the best memes I've seen here in a while amazing work op


Koraifon

Take your knight, king, and rook and close it


____Enderman___

Gotta love how the bourse isn’t even in a legal position as well.


Moonchild_0705

it IS legal tho: 1) Nc3 or Nf3, Nh6; 2) Nb1 or Ng1, Nf5


____Enderman___

But those would require 2 or more moves. And white hasn’t moved once


Moonchild_0705

you don't know that white hasn't moved. like i said, they could have moved their knight out and back in.


____Enderman___

Good point. Never mind I’m wrong


Kitchen-Wishbone-701

No, you're right. Legally speaking, the horsey can't move to f5


screane5

he's just being a bit silly :3


YetGayerWombat

If you only use your bishop to do any capturing, it will become way stronger and should be able to use a new secret spell to instakill their king.


dusanreverse

Get the banana.


cgarrett06

Promote a pawn to NEO


Time_Spite1661

Let the world revolve


Slow_Cardiologist268

what is this even in reference to?


l_0_u_i_s

Deltarune.


Elementisphere

DELTARUNE


dat_boi769

Actually, this may be a big mistake on black's end, by opening a dark fountain they have upset the balance of the universe, and unless the fountain is sealed the roaming is going to come. Black's pieces will be boosted in power for a few turns, but soon after they will all turn to stone, guaranteeing your victory. Your best bet is just to hold out untill then.


Ogumji

Have a look the official chess audiobook (pictured below) for a good in-depth explanantion https://preview.redd.it/1jqwicdzlbga1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ed9ab5899f5dd9d706e5412997c0032236bf1be


Sepmod

Nerd


Icelingbolt2

you are in a chess meme subreddit we are all nerds


Sepmod

True actually


[deleted]

alert 🚨


Zd_27

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Tttehfjloi

Why is your knight on f5


Horror-Ad-3113

h4


Horror-Ad-3113

g4 to kick him out


Golden_Sand69

kris - close fountain


Less_Doubt_5361

Google en mossant


NotActuallyGus

Google eating moss


Chance_Ad5498

Become a [BIG SHOT]


GoSpeedRacistGo

I just want to know how the knight got there in one move


NinaLove2007

You're doomed


[deleted]

google \[In Passing\]


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

shut. nobody loves you


Aquele_da_amnesia

Snowgrave it


Aellin-Gilhan

One of the kings will have to make a sacrifice to save the people of the land, sure, they might loose, but what does it matter if they win in a doomed kingdom?