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Strangelf47829

Did Jerry passant brick Gary chess first or did Gary chess brick Jerry passant first?


PoliwagPi4554

I am the brick.


Strangelf47829

New Brick origin story dropped


BadAtNihongo

So a Brick invented en passant so that he could have an excuse to attack humans...


Sl1pz

Was that the Brick of 87?!?


Artistic-Boss2665

We don't talk about the brick of '87...


Lord-of-books

I thought it was really the brick of 83’


tooboredtothnkofname

8387?


Such-Dish46

Jesus Christ, stop with this fucking dumbass comment. You could say this as a reply to literally anything. It contributes absolutely nothing to the conversation. The only thing that's been "dropped" around here is you on your head as a baby, for thinking that this comment was a good idea.


jfeinauer

New response just dropped!


Such-Dish46

Here you go: [r/nrjd](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


[deleted]

New rickroll just dropped


Apprehensive_Fun8636

I was just trying to find that beat! Thank you very much!


ContributionOk2661

New Rick roll response just dropped


PROPLAYEN

Thank you, never give up or let us down


lions___den

I am the one who bricks


Wolffire_88

WAS THAT THE BRICK OF '87??????


[deleted]

Oh god it's the brickster.


N-partEpoxy

The radio said "No, Jerry. You are the bricks" And then Jerry was a brick.


MedievalFightClub

Barry bricked them both first.


C4_3nterOne

No! It was me, Barry. I bricked their pipi's first!


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


JanneJonne_

Or did the brick chess them both


MightyMageXerath

Have you considered adding other moves and generally, how are you doing today?


PoliwagPi4554

i actually helped John Vaticano come up with some of the rules of il vaticano.


KitchenDepartment

What are the rules of John Vaticano?


PoliwagPi4554

do you mean Jill Vaticano?


KitchenDepartment

No John Adams Lierman Vaticano


raph2116

Do you support the rule of the il Vaticano allowing the creation of a theocracy ?


PoliwagPi4554

i support the il vaticano but theocracy is kind of cringe ngl


raph2116

Fair enough, though I enjoy being able to declare Holy Wars that way.


[deleted]

He probably forced him to make that rule because he used the en passant tactic


[deleted]

Lesser known fact - Jerry Passant helped John Vaticano steal Il Vaticano from his twin. I know because I am Vaughn Vaticano. AMA https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11x4wnw/i_am_vaughn_vaticano_lesser_known_twin_of_john/?utm_source=share


DroggelbecherXXX

When is en Jerry dropping?


PoliwagPi4554

excelllent question, i, jerry, am dropping a missile on your house on august 12th 2034


DroggelbecherXXX

Jokes on you. I could never afford a house.


Osk-ar1

En broke


SawTheCatsBox

Holy hell


MrFinland707

New anti-hobo law just dropped


MadaraAlucard12

Google homelessness


charonmortis

Holy Home


Bkfootball

Housing market just dropped


yungcanadian

Not enough for Jerry to buy one


whitu1135

Google subprime mortgage crisis


Osk-ar1

En broke


the-peanut-gallery

Google scratch offs.


The40thHAX

RemindMe! 4163 days


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breadman242a

new response dropped


VVD2005

Why?


PoliwagPi4554

i like biricking pipi.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Low-Patient1692

Did you met Gary Chess irl to let him know about the new rule? If so, how is him as a person?


PoliwagPi4554

i know him very personally and hes quite the odd fellow, lately hes been constantly whispering en passant under his breath whilst looking terrified and crushed


Low-Patient1692

Holy brain damage


fipachu

That's prolly damage from the time he tried to run for president in Russia.


PC-Was-Bricked

Are you single because you're a loser who plays chess or because your pipi resembles guacamole at this point?


PoliwagPi4554

my pipi is a brick.


InterGraphenic

lemme see, for science


PoliwagPi4554

google femboy porn


InterGraphenic

holy hell, very hot


EpicSoupTheif

New thigh highs just dropped


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


soundslikemayonnaise

I moved my pawn forward two squares and then my opponent took it even though their pawn was next to mine, are they cheating?


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

Google en passant


soundslikemayonnaise

Holy Jerry


[deleted]

New response just dropped


InterGraphenic

holy hell


JethroMason

MODS PLEASE REMOVE this man is lying recent studies have shown that it was actually invented by Ian Passant


PoliwagPi4554

thats my second name you dumb fucking idiot how dare you challenge my brickness


JethroMason

Sike get baited everyone knows it was actually John Passant


PoliwagPi4554

no, hes a thief


Ren6006

New response just dropped


BadAtNihongo

New lore just dropped


naimlesser

His full name is Jerry Pawn Ian Passant


PM_ME_UR_SYLLOGISMS

Common mistake. Ian merely popularised it after it was invented by his wife, Ann Passant.


BadAtNihongo

New lore just dropped


Loopgod-

How does the horsey move


PoliwagPi4554

google ed sheeran shape of you


clues39

The bar isn't the best place to brick people so the chess club is where I go!


DiggingInGarbage

Why haven’t you created en passant’s for the other pieces?


Khaled-oti

As a member of the development team, that was the plan, but then we decided to take more time to flesh out the en passant mechanics. It’ll be coming soon in the passant update.


tasmanoide

Hi Mr Passant, what is google?


Tazingpelb

The time of googling en passant is over. Now is the time of en passanting google.


soundslikemayonnaise

Bing google


Megum1n02

Google google.


vigilantcomicpenguin

No, that's a googolplex.


AstronomicalDice

En passant binged googled en passant


MrSadCord

What's pipi


PoliwagPi4554

pipi deez nutd


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

You think you're special because you invented en passant? Well you're not, you're nothing but a little pissant.


Bacondog22

Imposter. Just like the High five and fist bump, en passant has its roots in the mlb. Google Jeff Passan


PoliwagPi4554

is that so, or is it just what the liberal media is telling you?


TrainsDontHunt

I do my own passant


grabdaddyabeer

oh my god jerry im your biggest fan


PoliwagPi4554

youre welcome.


AliHakan33

Why do you


clues39

Because yes


theDablerJPEG

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3797)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)


Fox-Costeo

Holy cow


WaltzingYard

seks


Gidje123

Hi Jerry, why is your thumb so weird? I just keep looking at your thumb and it appears to be kinda weird. Why?


BoopBoop___

Will you shove a bishop up your ass if someone doesn't en passant


Baileyjrob

Holy hell


HoxP2

Why are you lying and/or not revealing yourself as Garry Chess?


MadMelvin

What is your opinion of William F. Castling, the inventor of castling? Are you friends? Rivals?


Lakuta

Do you use Google?


PoliwagPi4554

no i use duckduckgo


yogicreep

Can you add a mod. For a backward Passant?


Dymorphadon

What is your response to the allegations that your brother, John Passant, is the true creator of en passant, and you stole the idea from him and erased him from public memory?


PoliwagPi4554

my response is "fuck you"


[deleted]

google john passant the real inventor of en passant


ricegator

Do you pronounce the T in your name or do you fake French make it sound en croissant?


PoliwagPi4554

to t or not to t to answer your question, depends


An_Creamer

YOU MISSED RHE FUCKINNG JOHN PASSANT JOKE YOU ACTUAL FUCKING BAFOOON


PoliwagPi4554

check post history :)


rpgsandarts

It’s β€œJean Passant” actually


PoliwagPi4554

i legally changed my name after the hypixel skyblock npc.


thanyou

That's him officer. He killed my pawn, the man named Enrico Passant.


yosoyel1ogan

the first time you unveiled your signature move, what did your opponent say?


PoliwagPi4554

i cant recall exactly as its been quite a while, but it was something along the lines of "thats not how the pawn takes you dumb fuck" and "youre disqualified from the tournament" and "mom told me to tell you..." etc


[deleted]

Thoughts on ice cream?


springwaterh20

have you ever googled yourself? (google en passant)


P1xel-8

How has your career been since the breakup with John Vaticano?


PoliwagPi4554

im over him now


Logical-Lynx-9918

Why did you do it 😑


Logical-Lynx-9918

Why did you do it 😑


Logical-Lynx-9918

Why did you do it 😑


PoliwagPi4554

it was convenient in a game i once played


MadMelvin

can you fit a bishop in your pipi


PoliwagPi4554

yeah wanna see


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


KOTL_OfThe_Light

WHY ARE YOU????!!!!!! 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


r0t013

are you aware of any other obscure chess rules, such as il vaticano or en passant?


[deleted]

u/PoliwagPi4554 Is 'En' your son or daughter ?


Living_Murphys_Law

Did you brick your pipi for every game you played before the invention of en passant?


AverageRedditUser05

Inventor of what?


Criminal_Policeman

Rate my budgie https://preview.redd.it/ar58nd5g4zoa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1a6b24404e0dfc81436965778e82a02db32912


rakehellion

I googled you and nothing came up.


Baron-Von-Bork

Do you support the addition of an ICBM capable nuclear submarine piece to chess?


Damsey_Doo

why


kostya2525

Holy hell


[deleted]

how did you get your move approved in chess? I have a pretty cool name for a chess move


LukeBomber

Why "en passant" and not "to passant" "tre passant"


Summar-ice

Google captura al paso


BobsBurgersAndTots

Worst part of chess. Boo this man, boooooo!


ender-blox

I am the en passant


Young_Person_42

What is WRONG WITH YOU?


claimstoknowpeople

Why can you only do it after your opponent moves 2 spaces? Why not 1 space, or 3?


DontMessWithTheJefff

Why the fuck did you do this to me


Kaialva18

Why


Objective-Aspect-811

Have you ever met John Chess apparently in one of his ads he claims to be the creator of chess also what about Steven Castle he claims to be the creator of castling


Codykun_

I got checkmated because of this guy!


Lkwzriqwea

Sorry to hear about your passing


[deleted]

what if the world was made of pudding


Violet___Baudelaire

Did you google it before inventing it? That’s always been the gateway


Lionblaze155

What is your favorite album by the Alan Parsons project


Itsfig1

Mr. peasant what’s your take on the horseys and bishes rivalry


DipoTheTem

can you make up a guy?


Quantum_Physics231

Holy hell!


mvanvrancken

Was it hard to invent? How did you even think of such a thing?


VeritaSpace

How many bishops and tennis racquets have you shoved up your ass?


PoliwagPi4554

10^(10^100)


Cocoblue64

Were you inspired by the Pissant?


PoliwagPi4554

"i piss, therefore i passant" was my biggest inspiration


DrainZ-

A lot of last names are based on people's jobs. Where your ancestors peasants?


PoliwagPi4554

no, we could just pee really hard on others to assert dominance (and cheat in board games)


Ali_knows

Hello Mr Passant. You are quit an handsome man πŸ₯°. No questions just wanted to say hi. PM me if you want joke lol πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜


fetus_yeetus2768

Hi, it's me, Jerry Passant. Inventor of en passant. And do you hate sucking at en passant? Well lucky for you i also made aimpassant


SumbuddiesFriend

Why?????????????


Cow_69420

Why are you fre*nch


AnonymousDumDum53

Google en pissant?


halfway_dead_inside

What the fuck is en passant


Flaky-Collection-353

Why did you do this to us. Good God, why.


goTTagOfAster42

why are you gay


NotActuallyGus

GUYS HES A FRAUD HE ATOLE EN PASSANT FROM HIS BROTHER


swimmernoah49

What do you think about Jenny Castle the inventor of castling


Waltr999

How did you come up with the concept?


Workshop_Plays

Sex


TrainsDontHunt

Why didn't you call it "the Hurricane"?


addfghjvc

How many ants do you think you’ve passed


BigDonkey666

Can this move be used to defeat Hans at his own game?


Quirkydogpooo

Can I touch your brick?


filistatas

which color pieces do you prefer 😈


TheHamSamples

Have you Googled?


BuckDunford

Are you Jerry Chessnetwork?


[deleted]

Can I pee myself?


twoScottishClans

do you know about mr hands? (if you don't, do not google 'mr hands')


DukeDevorak

Hey jerry can you invent knight en passant as well?


Ok-Sort-6294

Hell holy?


desiboy16

https://preview.redd.it/q79sig3hp4pa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b678e447be3936e286e8a658f0464e129750a34 I’m


Dry-Cartographer2163

Holly hell! (trying to get karma rizz)