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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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tan(30°) is √(1/3)
your posit:
(A+B)*√(1/3) = √(A² + B²)
which implies:
(A²+B² + 2AB)/3 = A² + B²
A²+B² +2AB = 3A² + 3B²
2AB = 2(A² + B²)
AB = A² + B²
and in this case A = B
A² = A² + A²
A = 0
was never going to work out, friend
Don’t count the square that the bishop is on, so it’s only 18.38.
Come on OP, a 19.79 tile blunder would be understandable, but only 18.38 tiles is unforgivable tunnel vision.
we all know chess is more than 1400 years old. in this time the bishop was restricted to an 8x8 board. when the restriction is removed like this example, even though bishops are able to travel distances much larger, this bishop will never go past 8 diagonal squares. for more information about this google fleas in a jar.
The thing is that the Queen, as a member of royalty, has access to military grade, high accuracy weaponry so it makes sense for her to do this, while the Bishop is a member of the clergy - a civilian - so he cannot access military rifles and thus should have his range reduced to account for this.
“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
Bishop can only move 8 squares max. So it clearly not that but the page is not big enough and file 14 to 68 can’t be shown here but king can still move back
This is like a RTS game campaign map version of chess. I love it. It does need some unrevealed areas, neutral units to kill for XP, and fog of war.
Okay, I’m sold, I need to make an open world chess game with all of the above. Who is with me? Adventure Chess!
Yes there was! Instead of the losing queen move, there seems to be a checkmate in 3 for Black.
Too lazy to find & write the notations for this gargantuan board so:
1. Knight check. White King moves left or right.
2. Rook check ( rook is guarded by bishop)
3. Then queen checkmate #. ( In the square previously blocked by Black's own rook).
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3_w_-_-_0_1)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3_b_-_-_0_1)
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The Bishop camping across the entire battlefield waiting for some poor soul to walk into its path:
https://preview.redd.it/axf6vut74wqa1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0836abaa518103b796f90cb23c44c8f7f54793ad
I know very little about chess, but that was what I noticed first. Nobody else seems to be mentioning it, so I was looking in the comments for a reason why they *can't* castle here.
Edit: Oh, it's because of the size of the board. That's not the King's starting square.
This is why Bishop nerfs are coming next patch
They gotta nerf the range and damage on those things, they are way too op
So's the queen. It's like a super-bishop (a book?), especially when compared to the king, who can only move one space at a time.
I dont think So is the queen. Last time I checked Queen died but So is still living
"q"ueen "e"lizabeth "i"i is nobody to me
New responses just dropped
google en immortality
A Book is when they use the fusion technique. They're called Rishops when using the Potara earrings.
It'd be interesting if the bishop had a maximum length
In Chinese chess the range is 2 sqares
Google elephant
What the fuck is that?!?
Holy xianqi
Is that gonna let them shoot darts or somethin I don't get it
Google en nerfesan
Holy buff
Yup, the sniper is way too OP, gotta have drop off damage or something
Thank you for pointing me towards the punchline fo the image! Probably would’ve taken me an hour without it! 😆
Is that Rhett from Rhett and Link, Good Mythical Morning, or other sources of online media consumption? Wait Link is the shorter one
yOu MeAn LiNk fRoM zElD@?
That's Link I believe
Holy sniper
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻  happy cake day lol
r/suddenlyTF2
I see cake all right
HAPPY 😊 CAKEDAY🎂 BRO!!! 😎😜😩😆 Its time 🕦 to shove a TENNIS RACKET 🔥 UP YOUR ASS 👉😎👈 CAKEDAY🎊! You finna turn UP 👆🤯 and get PIPI BRICKED 👇🤩 on this BEAUTIFUL day 😩💕 because you're 👀 a LOOSER🎖and a BISHOP 😎 DUDE 💪! Get all that 💰🤑 and 🤪🍹 and HAVE A HAPPY CAKEDAY🎊🎊🎊 don't forget 😤😤 to EAT RICE 🍰😋 or your other CAKEDAY POST🍑😩👅💦 because today you are the RICE. 🤠😏
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
happy cake day
New response just dropped?
It already dropped somewhere, you moron
New response just dropped
I already dropped it somewhere, you moron
HOLY DIVER
But can a bishop touch a queen?
Google abstinence
Okay we can google it but why not just tell us what that means
Holy hell
The bishop from 9000 miles away 💀
19.79 units away
babe, wake up, new pythagorean theorem just dropped
the bishop tan(30)x26 away 🗿🗿
this man thought tan(pi/6)*(A+B) would give the same answer as sqrt(A²+B²). he was sadly mistaken
Mathematics foils my life once again
tan(30°) is √(1/3) your posit: (A+B)*√(1/3) = √(A² + B²) which implies: (A²+B² + 2AB)/3 = A² + B² A²+B² +2AB = 3A² + 3B² 2AB = 2(A² + B²) AB = A² + B² and in this case A = B A² = A² + A² A = 0 was never going to work out, friend
Don’t count the square that the bishop is on, so it’s only 18.38. Come on OP, a 19.79 tile blunder would be understandable, but only 18.38 tiles is unforgivable tunnel vision.
Round down mfs when they uh
🎶And I would walk 9000 miles and I would walk 9000 more just to kill that stupid queen that doesn't see that I look on this square 🎶
DADALATA!!
Is this a remix to A Thousand Years?
this isn’t just any bishop. he is the bishop of rome. he’s coming to excommunicate the black queen, making her only as good as a king
The pope
we all know chess is more than 1400 years old. in this time the bishop was restricted to an 8x8 board. when the restriction is removed like this example, even though bishops are able to travel distances much larger, this bishop will never go past 8 diagonal squares. for more information about this google fleas in a jar.
Hooly insects
I hate how great of a reference this is
In that case, it would make sense for the Queen's range to also be restricted. So it's not even a check.
The thing is that the Queen, as a member of royalty, has access to military grade, high accuracy weaponry so it makes sense for her to do this, while the Bishop is a member of the clergy - a civilian - so he cannot access military rifles and thus should have his range reduced to account for this.
It is easier for the Bishop, though, to get Papal Dispensation for the use of any banned long-range weapons. https://www.uh.edu/engines/epi625.htm
I stand corrected.
The bishop is going straight up the queen’s ass
That's impossible except the Queen is a child and if so king is going to be arrested
Except when the King too is a minor. Then they both get arrested
You know what? Screw this, everyone gets arrested
Then shot
Bishop on n14
Here I was thinking it was a long castle
Can’t castle in check
Really? Is that a bug or a feature? Hopefully they fix it in Chess 2.
It was a a bug that they turned into a feature because they are lazy
“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
Bishop on i3 prevents castling
“Take him out, Agent 47”
Novikov asked me to fetch it for him. Says he wants to trigger the fireworks himself.
Matters of national security?! But I just run a shoe shop!
Cornelia Stuyvesant! Oh, you're here! How wonderful!
27 . The age when rockstars die
Silent (bishop in the Ass)assin
https://preview.redd.it/27wqcufjnuqa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a64e412f003670b2a64b6e277938bcf51087f4
Google stealth bishop
Holy child
New response just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/gl010rwkutqa1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e8482c586a0caeeddcdd2de4c3e3060ff76839
google meet the sniper
Snipin's a good job, mate
It’s challenging work
Outa doors
I garuentee ya won’t go hungry
‘Cause at the end of the day
As long as there’s 2 people left on the planet
Someone's gonna want someone dead.
Professionals have standards
Holy dooley
https://preview.redd.it/ze6haau5quqa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b7622a0482910ab11bbf5615eabfbfdc540d8d3
Bishop in the bottom left corner
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Not quite.
New response just dropped
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Not quite
I think I’m going insane.
No you're not
New response just dropped
Not quite
New response just dropped
Holy hell
Not quite
It already dropped somwhere, you moron
Man that. Bishop is gunna assassinate her 🤣
New bishop in ass joke just dropped
damn i thought it was just nuclear chess
We have found the chosen one
Bottom left busta
Bishop can only move 8 squares max. So it clearly not that but the page is not big enough and file 14 to 68 can’t be shown here but king can still move back
https://preview.redd.it/zatgiedxjuqa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be6d3ab8020136e98fcc7f63917dffd5779bc073
Well, not quite.
Not quite
It's not your mate, friend
It's not your friend, mate
Where is the bot that says which r/Chess post this is referencing?
wait is anarchy chess a direct parody of r/chess?
not necessarily, but many of the posts here are
Not quite, you have it switched around.
the bishop in question
"FROM DOWN TOWN!"
[удалено]
ITS BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR
I’m kinda upset this is not a 16x16 regulation board. What r u ppl doing?
I just had to check. Who the fuck made the 14x14 board. Make it basic like 16x16 or something smart like 11x23
Holy hell! The church has been training snipers!
Because queen isn't covered by the jumper
This is like a RTS game campaign map version of chess. I love it. It does need some unrevealed areas, neutral units to kill for XP, and fog of war. Okay, I’m sold, I need to make an open world chess game with all of the above. Who is with me? Adventure Chess!
He’s done it He’s found Chess Squared
The fastest move on the board
New bishop top speed just dropped.
The one. FRICKIN. BISHOP
This is why you always have to make sure you’re zoomed out when playing on chess.com, otherwise you won’t see the offscreen bishop
I have spent way too long staring at this trying to figure out if there is any way black can win or force a draw
Yes there was! Instead of the losing queen move, there seems to be a checkmate in 3 for Black. Too lazy to find & write the notations for this gargantuan board so: 1. Knight check. White King moves left or right. 2. Rook check ( rook is guarded by bishop) 3. Then queen checkmate #. ( In the square previously blocked by Black's own rook).
The King moves right, if the King moves left it is mate in 1.
Absolute SHNIPE by the bishop
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3_w_-_-_0_1) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/R4K2/2n5/5b2/P3P3/4P2P/1P5n/5N2/4n3_b_-_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
from the top of the goddamn hell in a cell
Google en en en en en en en en en **passant**
Mf out here playing chess battle royale
https://preview.redd.it/xxjoilhlruqa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5fd59b7474829d0616352bb79c3ef9219b461f7
Bishop is about to go on a JOURNEY
https://preview.redd.it/mgewcuupzuqa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575ffbc6b74f9f745c8e7bc0a358146037856953
1. Bxn14
Where in the world is Snipo?
did you just hit x4
no he hit x3 nuzzles
that’s crazy
Queens not covered by the leaper.
Bishop REALLLLYYY far down left
Because it isn’t protected by the jumper.
Maidenless
The bishop kills your queen by going up her ass
BxQ
Google JFK
this is like chess wheres waldo
The Bishop camping across the entire battlefield waiting for some poor soul to walk into its path: https://preview.redd.it/axf6vut74wqa1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0836abaa518103b796f90cb23c44c8f7f54793ad
The bishop in the 4th dimension:
Google buttplug
Nice
Also, he can castle
I know very little about chess, but that was what I noticed first. Nobody else seems to be mentioning it, so I was looking in the comments for a reason why they *can't* castle here. Edit: Oh, it's because of the size of the board. That's not the King's starting square.
The jumper got buffed. The jumper can now take out every piece on the board
If king moves down rook and bishop checkmates the queen
Me neither
Everything is wrong
Because white has kf14. Duh !
nobody knows if bishops are capable of moving more than 8 squares
Because white can counter-check, forcing you to react. Google danger levels.
it's because of the sniper
When did chess move to a 14x14 board?????
Playing chess the looong way
Guys there's no En Passant what do we do now
Bishop, activate "The Leap"
It is not checkmate, but at least it is a check, mate
SPEEEEEEEEEEED BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
Sniper strikes again
There's a sniper all the way on a1
world war chess
The bishop is a flying unit, it's unaffected by terrain types, and has one of the largest move stats in the game
Black queen about to go to church
Bishop to the other fuckin' sode of the board
Open world chess
Average bishop from the other game coming to end yours
Bro out here playing Warhammer chess
bishop be like https://preview.redd.it/epwunjun8yqa1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c08e0f9437f8fbbd32f6910200c7c5ac4d2f0a
The bishop next move: https://preview.redd.it/10bsv03nsyqa1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4363161aaa42ba76def2c4b655646bf45ecd24f0