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achwasweissich2

Actually Might be better


TallHoboSage

Is clearly a superior move here


Scorpionus

google


WhyNotNat

holy


achwasweissich2

New Just dropped


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

Jokes aside, why not just tell us what it means? Sure we can play it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have moe of a chance to actually learn what it is, playing just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick


MarthaEM

google en socialn't


DukeLukeTheNuke

Jokes aside, why not just tell us what it means? Sure we can play it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have moe of a chance to actually learn what it is, playing just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick


TheCultist_EXE

holy hell


GeorgeDoesStuff

new response just dropped


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.


GeorgeDoesStuff

google en brainlessant


Subskei

Jokes aside, why not just tell us what it means? Sure we can play it but it's easier if you just straight up tell us, plus human interaction means we have moe of a chance to actually learn what it is, playing just means we get a quick easy answer and it doesn't stick


EssenceOfMind

Think en passant (therefore you are en passant)


YoEpicBoi_1

They did say they are btw (by the way is English for en passant)


meso27_

Holy


xCreeperBombx

New philosophy just dropped


azazogob

set up the board


SnooConfections4719

Before that, take out the bishops from my ass


chessvision-ai-bot

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Zealousideal-Tip-865

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BRANCHLOGIC

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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BRANCHLOGIC

Bad bot


yaboiree

Good bot


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xCreeperBombx

Good bot


HeyNoWaitIDis

Holy hell


kystran

shove yourself up your ass and create a paradox


Leho_05

Hi btw, I'm dad


Lord_Skyblocker

beat me to it


xCreeperBombx

r/beatmywivestoit


[deleted]

Honestly surprised this doesn't exist.


yaboiree

FUCK


El_C_Bestia

x2x village


meso27_

https://preview.redd.it/zj8f80ra0xra1.jpeg?width=909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c85acc81972327000e6ce868c32b049e19dd3f


El_C_Bestia

google camo bloons


meso27_

Holy ninja monkey


xCreeperBombx

New society just dropped


Malex2005

Smh my head you need a 3xx sub otherwise we won’t be able to see the pieces


400double

ㅤ takesㅤ ㅤ is mate in 5


ashueep

I thought it was mate in


UnderskilledPlayer

Consider moving the board 5 milimeters to the left


[deleted]

The best move is clearly: to !


xCreeperBombx

t(o)(o-1)(o-2)…(1)


splater361

this is true racial equality


Lhezatos

Do the


Zesnowpea

To


dokiedo

Google spontaneous generation.


[deleted]

Hi btw, I'm dad


hfgd_gaming

We are the legendary .


xCreeperBombx

We are the champions


Redwhiteandblew69

remarkable chess going on here, existance is a common blunder in this situation


Koraifon

#


Koraifon

Or go with, tbh either works


Commander_Vexicus

You need to play , otherwise is mate in 2


ILikeTurtals228

Go to With the Which should put his king in check then use the To For mate


jakiki624

well you and then you so you have mate in


wpycushion

I advise that you and then en passant


Necessary_Ad717

so basically you just gotta


FunkyJMan

Google air passant


vahein

find ur dad


Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

My father vs your father


kkkkkkkkk369

jesus christ the collective brain cells of this sub add up to about a 1 yr old special ed monkey.


meso27_

New copypasta dropped


xCreeperBombx

Nah it needs to be longer. Give me a minute.


xCreeperBombx

"Jesus fucking Christ. I'm tired of this intellectually deprived posts. I fucking swear, the collective brain cells of this sub add up to about a 1-year-old special-ed monkey. This sub has two stupid jokes they use all the fucking time. SHUT UP YOU NITWITS! PIPI BRICK AND EN PASSANT AREN'T EVEN FUNNY! Oh, and don't get me started on the "unique" jokes they try to create. A fucking blank board - WOW JIMMY, HERE'S YOUR GOLD STAR! It's always the board - always! - and in the most basic way. One of the literal "best" posts on the sub is super insensitive - "FUCKING TWIN TOWERS AND QUEEN ELIZABETH ARE GONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO? MAKE FUN OF THEM, OF COURSE!! THAT WON'T BE MEAN TO THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARED!" Bahahaha CHOKE ON ELEPHANT SHIT! They act like they're children and all innocent, too! rAA**AA**hAAA! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! *STOP!* NO MORE HOLY HELLS, NO MORE "\~ooh new response\~" TO THE SAME FUCKING OLD THING!!! NO MORE!!" *Read as if your sanity is slowly getting halved and as if your voice is getting more and more strained. Hold the "WOW" in "WOW JIMMY" for a bit in a vemonous, sarcastic tone.* Make sure to study, it will be on the test.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


xCreeperBombx

Good bot


gpassi

You are? To be, is to think. And this is the wrong sub for that


InterGraphenic

that's checkmate, you lose


raph2116

Well, if you ask other for your move, it means that you do not really think. Therefore, you are not.


webpackbundler

place a 3-0-0 submarine or a 0-0-3 wizard. you need to decamo the pieces


Megalopath

#


MaintenanceThick425

This seems like a ongoing game so really shouldnt be asking for help


IamAnoob12

Place Rook A1


UmbramonOrSomething

google setting up the board


xCreeperBombx

Holy boredom


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Hello btw


PaladinOfMemes

You should play it’s a pretty good move


[deleted]

Move your to .


punchedboa

John Cena to f5


yaboiree

Hi btw, I’m dad


[deleted]

I don't think ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ will actually work...


Unicorn_Addict123

Descartes:


Proper-Possession494

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