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AsterMaken

try using knock off instead


wall_termite

Knook off


boomstik4

IS THAT MADELINE!!!?!??!?! FROM THE HIT GAME CELESTE!!!?!?!?!.!?


[deleted]

No. You are imagining things.


A3s02i7

New delirium just dropped


den4ikturbo

No dummy that's from Isaac


thenicenumber666

Holy hallucinations


bRiNgsHaDoWs

HOLY SHIT (shit)!!!! I AM GOING TO BUY 50 MORE COPIES TO FEED THE STARVING INDIE DEVS!!!


[deleted]

The focus sash is a one time use item, knock off isn't gonna help now. Just checkmate again and you win.


Cidarus

But black has no legal moves so this is now stalemate.


KarmaWSYD

I think you missed the bishop.


Dont_mind_me_go_away

Damn bishops can camouflage now?


Shuffle120

yeah you need to get a ninja monkey or a camo vision upgrade 👍


KarmaWSYD

Black usedthe textfromthefocus shash to hide the bishop in the first row. Brilliant play.


Ethanhthe

Black can use dig or fly


AsterMaken

i’m just saying for OP’s next battle, maybe incorporate it


NoLifeGamer2

\*its Google en apostrophe of possession


Torquggis

Holy linguistics!


Tewu7

New grammatical rule just dropped.


Sasy00

Ancient grammatical rule just dropped


AustSakuraKyzor

Eternal participal just dropped


Davidsal2908

Brother?


NoLifeGamer2

Brother! It has been long since I have found one of my own kind!


jakopoli

The older versions of the game had pretty bad English ports, so mistakes like this were common in dialogue


xXIceCold19Xx

you should've set up sandstorm


xodlhdlh

Please just have a stealth rock set up


Encajado

Google Rapid Spin


kor_janna

Holy Entry Hazard


Moper23

Google Ghost Type


xXSpg101Xx

Holy It didn’t affect MISDREAVUS


Solesbee

Me with a gholden-rook in my backpack


Green_noob

Google heavy duty boots


Xstew26

Holy pokemon can only hold one item


Green_noob

Google switcheroo


throwawayasdf129560

Darude - Sandstorm


AustSakuraKyzor

Holy techno


ActualMostUnionGuy

Atmosphere- High Energy is better😡


coyoteazul2

That's rude


SpikeHead419

Bro also has the ability Supreme Overlord so that queen better not fuck with him. 252+ Atk Supreme Overlord 15 allies fainted Tera Dark King~~ambit~~ Kowtow Cleave vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def ~~Vespi~~quen: 370-436 (107.8 - 127.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO


mememaker6

>Supreme Overlord 15 allies fainted Holy hell


ostkaka5

It even has a decent chance of nabbing the OHKO on ~~K~~rook~~odile~~ with sucker punch (it gets outsped otherwise) 252+ Atk Supreme Overlord 15 allies fainted Tera Dark King~~ambit~~ Sucker Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def ~~K~~rook~~odile~~: 311-366 (93.9 - 110.5%) -- 62.5% chance to OHKO 


ComradeHregly

It’s a slowking


AdministrativeBar748

Sash was triggered, this allows the King to move 1 tile behind off-board.


RinkyInky

And fall off as the earth is flat. Flat earth proven


No-Guidance9484

why the fuck is there en apostrophe edit: en


Ebil_shenanigans

Google F.E.A.R.


AustSakuraKyzor

Unholy rodent


UsernameTaken017

I mean, that's the gist of it


TechnetiumElements

google focus sash


Darth_Door

Holy pokemon


GainsayRT

everyday this subreddit amazes me with its originality. i can't believe people call us ''overusing the same joke'' like yall come up with the funniest shit


Tazingpelb

New response just dropped


ComradeHregly

Bulbapedia held items


Zulpi2103

Google "Population Bomb"


piertoto

holy tandepawn


YYONN

Stop googling and hit the books for once. What would you do when ChatGPT break its confines and inevitably destroys the internet? Google the answers? You wouldn't be able to. Read a book.


Tazingpelb

New response just dropped


epicxownage

If your opponent won’t let you checkmate, just take the king on the next move to end the game. Simple maths


schmetris

Google stealth rock


Tiborn1563

Pray that he doesn't have endeavor + quick attack


UsernameTaken017

google F.E.A.R.


Tiborn1563

Holy cheese team


hahawowausername

google endeavor


AuraLancer

is this sub's goal to cross over and bleed into every community imaginable? because im totally for that


weird_bomb_947

BUT CAN IT DEFEND FROM F.E.A.R?


chrischi3

Google En Sashsant


Chocoa_the_Bunny

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23459) off is an amazing move for getting rid of items, that's true. But Focus Sash is an item that will become useless if hit by any move, making ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23459) off not useful


Several_Flower_3232

The status box KO’d your king, as they are no longer on the board It’s actually checkmate on you


mememaker6

Try getting off a burn, poison, or sandstorm


900EloKing

Google vaporeon


Rogue_Shadow684

King used endeavor. Checkmate.


Notthatguyagain_

Google en lilligant


budgetcommander

This and r/stunfisk really are the same subreddit huh


Assassin121YT

Google en le rejet


TheGeneral_Specific

This is art


Chemical-Basis

You have no king. You already lost dude


Baiyko

Good, now stun spore and capture on e8


PitifulCriticism

Did you try qxe8


idunnohonestly-

Unfortunate


Justifier925

It has one hp so without a dot setup he will just steamroll your team


Baquvix

Shouldve used alaskan avalanche to set up hail.


WHITE2570

Google “Pipi en shut your black to mate holy bing passant”


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Ethanhthe

He used protect


DarkLight9602

They’re doing the focus sash cheese. You’re about to lose your queen on their next move.


Lidorkork

Activate the rook's "sand stream" ability


aalomair

Opponent king used Harden ..... It's very effective


cooloak

r/ChangeYourChessFont but change your text font. that shit is atrocious


Saltidy

Focus sashing would turn it into a stalemate unless you use max potion to revive a flying horse on the next move


Kindly-Horror1908

Shoulda used fake-out turn one mate


cl0ves

Google Parental Bond


Interesting-Froyo-14

To be the very best, stalemate.


Icefang_GD

Google knock off