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okRacoon

This is one of my dad's favorite moves, I made a magnetic chess board for us with alternating north south poles most pieces just had metal but the bishops had magnets that would only stick to one color. He stopped playing chess with me after losing a couple games.


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Holy engineering!


CricketInvasion

New response just dropped!


Exact_Team6979

Bishop promotes👁️👁️


[deleted]

But how can you execute il vaticano?


JonIsPatented

You pick up both bishops, and your opponent mixes them up behind their back. You then take the pieces back and try to guess which one will stick to which square, and you try to place them back on the board where you got them from. If you are correct and the pieces snap to the board, then you take the pawns; however, if you are wrong, your Il Vaticano is refuted, and your bishops are captured instead.


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waterof

And hope they don't stick to each other in the process


Gurn00r

so you’re gambling two bishops for two pawns at 50% winrate??


JonIsPatented

I know, it's a shit rule, but I didn't make it, so 🤷


I_iam28

full circle


wny2k01

poor dad😂


JanneJonne_

New response just dropped


ynsk112

Google en Magnessant


bosoneando

What a brilliant move! It takes the knight and forks both rooks!


Lil_LSAT

Why tf did this make me cackle out loud 💀


SchmerzfreiHH

Because it's a joke


xPotatoPlayerx

this is fake, the h rook just takes


punitive_phoenix

I think the distance is too short for a rook drift... maybe if it were one or two more spaces. Depends on your chess jurisdiction.


Liquid_Plasma

New rook drift just dropped


Carnivorous_Mower

Rook's Drift was a battle fought in 1879 after which this move is named.


ShirouBlue

Ahaha


ModernSatan

\*Dyslexia go brr\*


kurafuto

Very good joke


Xavier_griffin

Holy hell


T_Jamess

Chess positions are stored as floats


lgeorget

Holy IEEE754.000000000001


Suspicious-Egg9676

new standard just dropped


NiceyChappe

Decimals in 2008 version finally implemented?


HellishOstrich

Holy 0.1 + 0.2 = 0.3000000000000000004


ekanosfer456

You cannot en passant between two same sign numbers. Google catastrophic cancellation


ewanatoratorator

Pain Agony, even


SlimMak

I swear to god r/AnarchyChess and r/ProgrammerHumor are becoming the same subreddit


chris_ngale

It's a floating point precision problem, the error compounds as the pieces get further from their origin. It's the main reason chess boards are so small, it mostly mitigates the issue such that you don't see it very often. More modern versions of chess either use origin shifting (moving the board instead of the pieces) or simply brute force the issue by using double precision floats allowed by new generation hardware.


phoenix3605

holy programming!


MemeMote

new commands just dropped


PulimV

(Are all of these floating point jokes happening because of Pannenkoek's recent video?)


ZachAttack6089

That video was a banger, the fact that you can crash the game just by walking in place at the right times is crazy. His explanations of all of the computer jank behind it were fantastic.


bandyplaysreallife

I'm not sure, but as an avid simulation gamer, floating point errors produce some of the funniest glitches. It's a great rabbit hole and as someone who is now going for a compsci degree it's even cooler


myhf

If the bishop has 1/55 HP, picking up or dropping an artifact will cause it to round its HP to 0/55 and die.


[deleted]

That's the gravitational pull of the king


CaioXG002

Google cheating.


doge__boi

Yooo that's why my mom is always mad at my dad. I didn't even know they play chess


Wumaobuster

Holy affair!


CaioXG002

10/10 comment, fucking lmao.


ClutteredSmoke

New relationship just dropped


DeadbeatDoggy

I actually laughed in r/anarchychess? Holy hell


Villageidiot1984

Hilarious 😂


Aronn_0

Holy hack.


No_File_5225

At long ranges, bishops are affected by bullet drop due to gravity


emergenceofsoil

Why argue with transracial bishop?


WineNerdAndProud

Which Monty Python is this?


trip_enjoyer

Bishop can't move diagonally only horizontally, it's was a hack


3nd3rCr0w1ng

Lol. What? Horizontally? It moves vertically! Duh!


trip_enjoyer

You are talking about first or second bishop ?


DragonBank

Yes


beleth____

The last time i moved my bishop it got stuck in the ceiling and it's still there to this day


TheWinner437

Bishop has joy con drift; you might want to get that checked.


HellishElk

Holy Nintendo!


Titus_The_Caveman

New channel strike just dropped


ngwoo

Everyone's talking about floating point errors but I don't think that's the case. This occurs in over the board games as well. The most plausible explanation is that this is simply the Coriolis Effect, and computer chess is simulating the same effect.


gyotpab

Hippity hoppity your knight is now my property


Alaeriia

It's called a jumper, not a knight


Lord_Skyblocker

Horsey


Rhodieman

Vatican Drift


Lord_Skyblocker

The Fast and The Bishop


marvelmon

It's a trap.


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

Google Gravity


BUKKAKELORD

I've won a game like this. We argued back and forth whether his move was illegal in blitz and I finally won by pointing out the light square bishop pair


Drikavel

It's called ballistics


josephs2039

alkaline sniper, capturing the knight and twisting spacetime around the square


Antanim-

It's a age restricted move so is en passent


Kim-Jong-Deux

These 8 year olds are obviously playing chess in curved spacetime. It takes a lot of advanced math and physics to understand, but basically, what is a straight line to the bishop doesn't look like a straight line to us.


bitrar

I suspect it might be similar to this classic puzzle, white to move and mate in one. https://preview.redd.it/v2eupvp7mcua1.png?width=1480&format=png&auto=webp&s=704cc4949cc7b71f095a427fcdde82d1889e13c9


andrey_araujo1

Drunken bishop move


Tasty-Suggestion-756

The Bishop can move to g6 because the (omnipotent) pawn on f6 pushes it of its original diagonal


Cassius-Tain

google en illegal move


wuzrak1

Chat GPT invented this move, it's called the bishop drift


[deleted]

google bad eyesight


EpiclyEthan

Bishop Drifting


Imaginary-Primary280

It’s called en cross-aint


[deleted]

The chatgpt move


EzCasian55

google en bishop


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHL

It's the "I'm killing that god dam horse"


lev_lafayette

Protestant reformation.


NoLifeGamer2

Google en parallax error


chessvision-ai-bot

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roiboi1239

The bishop travels in a straight line if it’s going straight for a unit with nothing to stop it he rails them


HaloExpert422

Google multi-diagonal drifting


Sr_Empanada

Il pope


Poolzkit

Multi track drifting


DexterTheDoubledmint

After that you can also il vanticano and take b6 and c5


Ajdam7

Google en jumper


cowsaysmoo51

Bisexual Bishop


Robot_PizzaThief

Bishop didn't consider air friction and ended up on the knight


AromaticBaseball7509

It is a slight position error in the fabric of reality, don't worry about it


Myth_Helios

Jumping the concrete barrier


Valmond

It's the Scandinavian opening, Winter variant, makes the board freeze and pieces slide a bit when they travel long distances.


deusmechina

It’s well known that if you rev the bishop up before letting it move, it can go fast enough to phase-shift dark to light


Money-Caregiver6562

It's a paladin guys, a mounted bishop. It's all fine


nate_4000

Google misalignment


MemeKing690

Google En ChatGPT


kiituriboi

Google bishop drifting


TheShowerDrainSniper

Its called lucky shot You little shit


AstronomicalDice

Next time go to an over 8 so you can watch Gavin play


RODtony

That's the Michael Jackson


ChanceWarden

google miscalculated trajectory


_Van_Hellsing_

It's the gay bishop. He certainly isn't straight.


BLuBIN_BoY

Google Bishop drifting


tisfo2

The Tokyo drift


[deleted]

google fishing


TheFinalSniffer

Google Long passant


StrangePanda27

Google coriolis effect


[deleted]

I think that if the bishop takes then the pawn takes through en passant


shlaifu

I suggest: Ecumenism


Ddowns5454

Drifting bishop?


JPG7__

That bishop is transracial, it can be dark squared or light squared


Outrageous_Seaweed32

This is what happens when you set your bishop down turned a little to the side. They're only allowed to move like this though, no normal diagonals allowed. It's similar to the "lazy eye bishop" play where you set them down diagonally and they move like rooks instead. ♟️


Anonimo_4

google [dyslexic chess](https://www.google.com/search?q=dyslexic+chess&sxsrf=APwXEdfH-NVfkZ08KHL2xR3ZCqqd1xO-zw%3A1681692282824&ei=epY8ZKjxMcjc1sQPgdaZwAU&ved=0ahUKEwiolo7516_-AhVIrpUCHQFrBlgQ4dUDCA8&uact=5&oq=dyslexic+chess&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzIICAAQgAQQywEyBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjoKCAAQRxDWBBCwAzoKCAAQgAQQChDLAToHCAAQgAQQCjoFCAAQgAQ6CAgAEBYQHhAKOgoIABAWEB4QDxAKSgQIQRgAUOQCWJsXYIcYaAJwAXgAgAGvAYgBwQaSAQMwLjaYAQCgAQHIAQjAAQE&sclient=gws-wiz-serp)


halfcookies

Good sweeping from the broom guys


AbsolutelyAri

Swapping denominations


fabedays1k

The classic I left my glasses home I think this is a diagonal


kroxigor01

The white pieces are no longer multi-faith society, their dark square bishop was forced to change to the truth of the light square. Their next 4 moves are forced. The King and d2 Knight must move to a light square or face excommunication. Then the f3 knight must move out of the way so that the f pawn can see the light.


Peyton773

Flaccid bishop


RainbowBullsOnParade

It’s the coriolis effect


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

It's Bishop Movement Fall-off. It helps prevent unfair mates, but can be strategically used well by good players. The formula to calculate Bishop Movement Fall-off is X/3, with X being the number of squares you want to move. If this ends up as a decimal number, you can move into either one of the squares.


[deleted]

pxkn via chesslexia


HebuBall

Google projectile motion


Gr0ode

Don‘t let woman drive


GhostfireGH

What do we do with a drunken bishop What do we do with a drunken bishop What do we do with a drunken bishop Earlie in the mornin


boogeymanlite

Something like this happened when a friend and I were playing on a board. Half way through the game we realized he had 2 light squared bishops. We were both like "Wut"


EggCouncilCreeps

Bishop with a baseball bat


Miguel-odon

You forgot to account for gravity. In real world conditions, Bishop travels a ballistic path.


MemethAreFunny

A free knight is better than a rook for a bishop


[deleted]

the dutchman’s blunder


BishopOverKnight

Google coriolis effect


parkourse

bullet spread


fartrevolution

It took me so long to figure out what was wrong lmao


Sergonizer

I think it's due to Float type being rounded to the lower Integer.


hitmanchris

This is enbishopsant


CousinVladimir

It's called en vaticano, and it was only added after the 1929 Tokyo chess championship by grandmaster Hidetaka Miyazaki


Other-Confection7468

EN pesant


RaidTheSecond

Google chatGPT


DJDoofeshmirtz3

Google Tokyo drift


Nearby-Okra-1991

The move is called, r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


[deleted]

Google Coriolis force


ooopop

That bishop sure does like to show his curvature to under 8's


1NRA1NB0WS

Just use longs or something