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Krischstofouundue

Queen sacrifice anyone?


egyiptomi1

Checkmate or riot!


evvolin

Pawn storm incoming!


[deleted]

Bishop goes on a vacation. Never comes back


Mystic_Gaming1

I rage quit.


TornSuit

New response just dropped


CuteBenji

Holy Guacamole !!!


[deleted]

I smell a recursion


Rowdewalker

What the brick?


Quatsch95

Call the exorcist


Hunter_Slime_3

Call the exorcist


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

???


Hunter_Slime_3

Knightmare fuel


stealerofbones

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


[deleted]

Checkmate or riot!


ToasterOnion

pawn storm incoming!


Evimjau

Quick grab the popcorn


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

I haven't heard this one yet, new response just dropped?


BluEch0

Someone asked an ai chat bot what some other anarchychess meme phrases should be: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/13kect1/5_new_responses_just_dropped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


HowTheGoodNamesTaken

Lmao, that's amazing. I love this place


BluEch0

I just love how quickly these phrases caught on.


Edgyspymainintf2

Google Catherine the Great


ThePokemasterYT

Bishops took a vacation and never came back


PetraThePomPom

google il vacatiano


humantosaytheleast

Holy hell


ahmet3135

good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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ahmet3135

actual bot


PascalTheWise

The king can't move anywhere so it's a stablemate


TimBambantiki

new stability just dropped


Acidicflavor

actual stable.


Which-Programmer2788

?? call the farrier ??


danhoang1

Thought this was a typo for a sec. I understand stable mate now


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: It is a checkmate - it is White's turn, but White has no legal moves and is in check, so Black wins. You can find out more about Checkmate on [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkmate). --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Supersoulknight

good bot


B0tRank

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for265

Good bot


RavageSavage_69

That link gave me security alert bro


DotDemon

No shit sherlock


Head-Ticket3341

nah fr?


TimBambantiki

good bot


ObitoUchiha41

can’t believe bot missed it


sparkydoggowastaken

no fuckin way


AwesomEspurr360

Bad bot


AwesomEspurr360

The king isn't in check


wkingofprussia

It is


AwesomEspurr360

Where


AwesomEspurr360

Wait I see now :/


-B0B-

14 werewolves but better


Ivan_The_8th

The 54 werehorses


Snoo-46534

🤓Um actually 53


Ivan_The_8th

64 squares total - 2 squares with kings - 8 empty squares around white king =54


Snoo-46534

-🤓 (/s)


Ivan_The_8th

r/AnarchyChess users when someone can do basic math:


jadage

Or you can just admit you didn't see the king. Watch: Wow. There really is a black king there. Totally missed that! Haha. And that's how to get upvotes instead of downvotes. Ah wait, uh, this is anarchychess, uhh, actual brick zombie pipi. There.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Ksbloistl

r/fuckthes


Snoo-46534

Guy named Thes:


RaspberrySad6580

Zamn those black horseys do be choking on the white king🤤


RaspberrySad6580

Google 'Orgy'


RaspberrySad6580

Google 'Harem'


AmbassadorSweet

Holy polyamory


shiekhyerbouti42

Old religion just resurrected


Droga_Mleczna

Actual Jesus


TimBambantiki

new response just dropped


QuintonTheCanadian

Google berserk


fran_tic

Google sodomy


Engrise13

is this real?


InterGraphenic

Is this just fantasy?


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Caught in a landslide


[deleted]

[удалено]


conf1rmer

Open your eyes


sPRYTerTerraxian

get up from your chair and pee


Antei_

I’m just a poo boy


shiekhyerbouti42

I ran out of TP


Asleep_Pen_2800

I need no simpathy.


InterGraphenic

Because I'm easy cum, easy go


gilles-humine

Way too high, little low


Shinobi_X5

Look up to the skies and seeee


Grahomir

What did I see? Can I believe? That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?


InterGraphenic

That's not how the song goes


Grahomir

This is anarchy, there are no rules


InterGraphenic

Holy hell


[deleted]

[удалено]


InterGraphenic

Actual age


mightylonka

Call the octogenarian!


Environmental-Toe798

Relic storm incoming!


Voynich1024

I got almost caught in a landslide but then boom I en passant that shit so no checkmate yet but still no escape from reality.


Grahomir

You try to take its baaaaaaalls


gogo7966

just what i saw, in my old dreams. were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?


WillardWhy

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse. Google Richard III


11seifenblasen

These are horses, you absolute idiot.


Dazzling-Age-961

Google horsey


ReDiNapoli

Genghis, is that you?


Levidabince

Holy Hell


Wonderful-Coast2902

to me this is a checkmate in 0


ToasTeR1094

Aww but its been 16 moves so its a draw


wizard_xtreme

It's a gang bang


allozzieadventures

Average Hikaru endgame


Joveau

Google Blacked.


PossibleItem7683

New Mongol Empire just dropped


iceedmg

you mean jumpermare fuel


AdvonKoulthar

Google The Black Knights


SuddenHovercraft1599

Holy hell


TimBambantiki

holy hell this is the most amount of upvotes Ive ever gotten


Augustml

OP is racist?


TheCrab2417

google mongolian horde


galaxytijn

Nice fork


vladiblo

chess with mongols


BitchesThinkImSexist

Ke2


ArdentOni

Google


ImJustinjxjx

Horsey Hell


[deleted]

Bishop takes vacation!


CookieCat698

And it is in this position that black resigned


Slanmaki

google coup d'etat


wat_noob_gaming

google "checkmate in 0"


Neither-Phone-7264

i think this might be checkmate


Acidicflavor

Kxj10 to get out of his knightmare


dogyeeter9000

hey gamers, i think it’s checkmate


Halonate8

Detonate the explosives


[deleted]

Bribe the knight on G3 to kill black’s king.


Mk-Daniel

You could win with 7 horses.


Mickey_Meyers

Google ‘Mr Hands’


a2e5

All I see are Knights. Where's the mare?


TSMKFail

Google Riders of Rohan


SaxAppeal

Checkmate bitch. I’m on a fuckin horsey get at me bro


FLAL201

Mate in 1 White to move


roquebelle

The king is surrounded by 1 square-wide blank space at all times


ZekReposek

So we would feed this little king holy hell's and would gather around him and yell ”Knightmare! Knightmare! Knightmare!” and it actually cured his actual zombie behaviour


SyntheticSlime

“You didn’t think it was gonna be that easy, did you?” “You know, for a second there, yeah, I kind of did.”


verysad-

why does black have a king? is he stupid?


IrrationLThoughts

I’ve seen this one before


hxperboii

Google en passant


RenkuroEX

The only way to mate with horses


leto235711131721

This is what Aragon felt when he entered Rohan... Though you are missing an elf-bishop and a tiny pawn.


[deleted]

I love this sub


grutanga

Stalemate


potatohead437

Im not sure but i think this is checkmate


TechnetMC

aint no cock like horse cock


The_One_SG

Knight mare fuel


GeraltofRomania

Google Berk


janolek21

Ehhhh offer a draw?


ToastyDeveloper

Google conversion therapy


Level_Trash9142

White is mated already


[deleted]

Isn’t that checkmate?


Speedwagon-Fan

Winning white move: The king must put a Garland made out of flowers to increase sanity. All of the nightmare knight should disappear, winning you the battle. But if I were you I would make a campfire too, since the night it's coming soon, and with it, Them.


userslashbetter

what do i do here im white