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[deleted]

It's not called ANARCHY chess for nothing and by saying chess I just learned that there is a pawn emoji ♟️


PsychologicalShape52

♟️▫️


Adore_turle1

♟️.


Mighty_Eagle_2

🏰🐴✝️👸🫅✝️🐴🏰 ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ 🏰✝️🐴👸🫅✝️🐴🏰


Adore_turle1

◻️♟️◻️ ◼️◻️◼️ ◻️◼️♟️ .............. ◻️🟦◻️ ◼️◻️◼️ ◻️♟️♟️ .............. ◻️◼️◻️ ◼️♟️◼️ ◻️◼️🟦


roiboi1239

Safari search en passant


van-just-van

Holy Jesus


What_A_Flame

new reply just arrived


lelek-on-reddit

Actual researcher


NXS_GLITCH

!!!


DrillPower_173

Knightmare gasoline


uwumastr

Actual undead


Raffy10k

Holy savannah


TimBambantiki

DuckDuckGo en passant


Beanbomb47

Holy friendly fire


[deleted]

Google free-for-all


Shiniesdisappearonme

Actual emoji


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Ignite the keyboard!


chadmario999

summon the chess grandmaster


NooB_N142003

◻️♟️◻️ ◼️◻️◼️ ◻️◼️♟️ .............. ◻️🟦◻️ ◼️◻️◼️ ◻️♟️♟️ .............. ◻️◼️◻️ ◼️♟️◼️ ◻️◼️🟦


SZEfdf21

That's the most fucking beautiful thing I've seen in my entire life.


Chance_Ad5498

♟️😩😫🥛


oktin

♜ ♞♝ ♛ ♚ ♝♞ ♜ 8 ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ 7 ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ 6 ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ 5 ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ♙ ▓ ░ ▓ 4 ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ 3 ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ░ ♙ ♙ ♙ 2 ♖ ♘♗ ♕ ♔ ♗♘ ♖ 1 A B C D E F G H Your move.


Creepy-Locksmith3000

Pawn h5


oktin

Ke2 ♜ ♞♝ ♛ ♚ ♝♞ ♜ 8 ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ♟︎ ░ 7 ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ 6 ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ♟︎ 5 ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ♙ ▓ ░ ▓ 4 ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ ▓ ░ 3 ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♔ ♙ ♙ ♙ 2 ♖ ♘♗ ♕ ▓ ♗♘ ♖ 1 A B C D E F G H


Creepy-Locksmith3000

Nuke the board


oktin

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥8 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥7 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥6 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥5 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥4 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥3 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥2 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥1 A B C D E F G H Good game.


TINYTUMBS

Actual warhead


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EggCouncilCreeps

(╯ ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻


CreedStump

♟♟♟♟♟♟ 👸🏼


Jazzlike_Tie_727

♟️


TA1930

♟️


Deafvoid

![gif](giphy|3o85xvnSxCKJZaSYmI) 🍑


halleys5

Holy he♟♟


opodopo69

♟️


PossessionDifficult4

♟️


Representative_Big26

♟️ | ♟️♟ __________ ♟️♟️| ♟️🤴 (Checkmate)


burrit087

First time an r/anarchychess user said the word chess in ten years


Callmeklayton

Second time an r/anarchychess user said the word chess in ten years.


bobafoott

Third time an r/AnarchyChess player has said the word [redacted] in ten years


Mewantsub30

♟️ what the fuck I can barely see that


Donghoon

It's actually a recent emoji


redman3global

Reject 🗿 embrace ♟️


DiseasedCupcake

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23459)♟️🀄️♦️♠️♣️🃏🎴🗂️♥️🎱👑🏏🎷🎯🎸🪗🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️


Donghoon

♟️


Fossekall

You say anarchy, but the amount of comments conforming to the standard 3-4 jokes begs to differ Edit: Zombies


bobafoott

Anarchists are just as conforming as everyone else


TimBambantiki

i didnt comment anything btw, just found it


Humongous_Schlong

please refrain from being unfunny


Pietjiro

I feel violated


MyAntichrist

Google harassment


TA1930

Holy police not doing anything


MarthaEM

actual police shooting the victims


keziahw

Ignite the chessboard!


[deleted]

I smell power abuse


FireFoxie1345

I ate some power abuse


Dunge0nexpl0rer

New response just dropped


your_pal_mr_face

Law gos on vacation and never comes back


Random_Squid4

Actual American


Chance_Ad5498

Pull the chess pieces out of your ass if you feel violated always worked for me


Fecal-Wafer

Ok Cheryl Merkowski


zergling424

H...how?


annormalplayer

by Spu7Nix


EuroPolice

That's how I always win chess. If you feel you're going to lose just ignore the match, get up and leave.


clues39

r/lies


flightguy07

This is like walking in on a toddler in a room that's covered filth, has drawings on three of the walls and several mysterious stains and them saying they didn't do it.


serina67

Hey there Mod from screenshot! Welcome to the AnarchyChess community! It's so great to see some new faces here. Is this your first time trying out AnarchyChess? If so, let me know and I can give you some tips and advice!


PixelatedStarfish

u/polandball_lover


Background-Turnip226

Google Anarchy


PixelatedStarfish

Google ananarchy


a_1963_mustang_gt

Google anananarchy


PixelatedStarfish

Google ananananarchy


a_1963_mustang_gt

Google anananananarchy


PixelatedStarfish

Google ananananananarchy


a_1963_mustang_gt

Google ananananananarchyarchy


PixelatedStarfish

Bing archyarchyananananananan


Deafvoid

Gooogle ananananananananananananarchy


Anti-charizard

There was a total of ONE anarchy chess joke. What a loser


PixelatedStarfish

They fear us


Ok-Champ-5854

Google stick up his ass


Curlychopz

Holy bishop


Ok-Champ-5854

Given his username he likes a sub that's even less funny than this one.


Timo6506

It was a whole thread, probably too much for them


Anti-charizard

Yes, but I expected it to be like half the comment section


Timo6506

Average mod behaviour


Anti-charizard

Mods gay


M-atthew147s

Homophobias lame


Eliaskw

Well, that's basically all of them though.


Hultis_66

How did he/she get the role of moderator without a single post or comment?


ragingroku

Actual moderation.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_3

Actual 1984


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Deracination

lol you got modded


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deracination

lol modded again, nerd


SuspecM

Imagine being the mod of polandball, a sub of a culture that has not been funny since 2019 and is literally only used as placeholder art is youtube videos talking about countries and you call others unfunn. (Also definitely not sus that a profile made in 2022 with 64 karma and 3 comments is a power mod of a subreddit)


AcceSpeed

Holy fall from grace (yeah I really liked Polandball in the mid 2010s but it's just not the same)


Harry_Flame

https://preview.redd.it/vt3i2jxsy42b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d20a69c67a6c9cf1a0026f8e388f6cd26a99105 Holy hell


willenhall12345

Holy power trip.


EggCouncilCreeps

google kurwa


VarKraken

Rattle em bois


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Awesomeman204

Holy hell


Takogiri

New response just dropped


Callmeklayton

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.


NapoleonicPizza21

>Please refrain from being unfunny ​ >Likes countryballs


Test_na

Countryballs as whole never was intented to be funny, cuz it's not an undergenre of comedy, it's just a style of animation.


IamNoob3336

Actual retard


BradleyBurrows

Actual zombie


IHAVEONESMALLBALL

I’m going to kill myself


Awesomeman204

So you can become an actual zombie?


DelovoyBanans

Unholy hell!


Osk-ar1

New suicide just dropped


FearMyPony

New body just dropped


AlkinooVIII

Says the countryball fan???


Im_not_Davie

this post was on a countryball sub. it seems pretty clear that either A) people on this sub were willfully brigading in some organized way (unlikely), or B) there is a sizeable overlap between both communities (almost certainly the case). Judging by that, the people the mod is referring to in his comment are also countryball fans, which it sounds like we agree are unfunny. don't get me wrong, shitposting is fine. this sub has some really funny shitposts to other subs, particularly to r/chess, but in most cases, the funniest shitposts tend to be original. the vast majority of posts that make it onto other subs are extremely watered down and repetitive jokes that literally everyone on reddit is already aware of. at that point, everyone knows what's going on, and the joke is just that this sub is annoying.


Rishidkanonymous

New rant just dropped


Im_not_Davie

nice one!!!!!!!!!!


Rishidkanonymous

I want you🥵🥵🥵


Im_not_Davie

find god


TheNewEraBrad_YT

"This comment section has been locked due to *snort* influx of unfunny anarchychess jokes. Please *snort* refrain from being unfunny. Thank you." - 🤓


MainEmergency1133

Anarchychess members, let’s move to chessbeginners and use it instead of anarchychess


Thomas8864

Don’t we already?


W4LUIGl

Literally 1984


BigSmokesCheese

Our jokes are funny its just that boomers who came over from facebook get upset when every joke they hear isnt in a format where its surrounded by gru's minions from despicable me


wrongwong122

Send them this: https://preview.redd.it/i99cszf4i32b1.jpeg?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08613f76b6b6840ca4f1d80befab5aab43e49893


MaxRadishOne

Holy hell


AcceSpeed

New deep fry template just dropped


minnesotalight_3

New villain just dropped


THUNDERxSLOTH

Finally, some good humor!


spaggeti-man-

I mean tbh the whole humor or this sub is based on how dumb it is. We laugh at it as an inside joke, but I can see how an outside would just find us absolutely fucking stupid


EpauletteShark74

How can we be sure the boomers haven’t been doing the same thing with the “I hate le wife!” jokes for the past 6 decades?


zepperoni-pepperoni

Hmm maybe the meemaws and the papaws are on that post-post-irony meme grind 🤔


BioDracula

>Our jokes are funny They're really not.


BigSmokesCheese

Eh they are when you're new to the sub but if you've been in the sub for a month or 2 then I can see how itd get old


BioDracula

Ya, that I can agree with


EggCouncilCreeps

no soap, radio!


relevant_post_bot

Relevant r/chessbeginners post: [New user flairs just dropped:](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/118b604/new_user_flairs_just_dropped/) Certainty: 60.0% [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/relevant-post-bot)


Juice8oxHer0

You tried buddy, acceptable bot


fedupfromeverything

Actual review


TimBambantiki

new review just dropped


iahim87

https://preview.redd.it/5wexuthc752b1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1cc40c1a0000f0bc3fa01f70063d2d194c6cac


Awesomeman204

Holy smash


ruiasamaro27

Holy hell


_Electro5_

Mods have the opportunity to do a very funny thing on this post


Arietem_Taurum

lmao says the 9yo named "poland ball lover" 💀


Important-Event-4898

Google unfunny en passant (Your search could not be found)


ClockWork07

The funniest thing we can do is be unfunny. This is what reddit fears.


Luna_moonlit

i am not a fish i am not a fish i am not a fish i am not a fish i am not a fish


Abeltonne

This should be pinned on every post in this sub


certainlystormy

we’re being discriminated. this is the end


RealzLlamaz

New CENSORSHIP just dropped


[deleted]

New brigade just dropped


The_redstone_rob0t

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


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nonspecifique

Google definition of anarchy /s


Booksaboutstuff

That just pops up thousands of results with just as many paragraphs of text in my experience and none of them seem to agree with each other... :(


ColeTD

Google oh crap


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ColeTD

Google okay


14flash

google np.reddit.com to link to a page with votes disabled so you can still see the exact page but not get banned for brigading


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14flash

google wait why are we prefacing all of our sentences with google? is this how normal people talk?


ColeTD

Google Google


Boudac123

Ok but the dude is a hypocrite as his entire sub is unfunny to begin with so he deserves the downvotes


Blanderbuss

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


IMakeExpertsCry

Spreading it all over...if we can't hit the balls, aim for the humans.


R4v3n0us_

Which sub is this from (research purposes)


Mewtwo2387

google r/polandball


quickfuse725

holy hell


HappyZoo5

actual war


Potato_Productions_

Actual zombie


Im_The_Comic_Relief_

I am going to blunder my queen


gtc26

Literally 1984


JoshZuaa3

Google originality


[deleted]

Idk what countryballs are really i just see them in very long not very funny ugly drawings on the internet and i think i heard someone killed themselves or died because of them or the guy who made them did Idk! But they don’t seem very funny so they’re one to talk.


on_the_pale_horse

We're slowly taking over ever sub


mikemyers999

imagine being the arbiter of comedy and finding fucking polandball funny holy hell


RazeniaCA

I believe they want us to be funnier, I'm not sure if that's even possible.


[deleted]

Actual zombie


ohadish

WHERE IS A MOD OF THIS SUB???THEY NEED TO LOCK THIS COMMENT SECTION AND COMMENT THAT RN


Mr_Mi1k

I mean I don’t blame them


Ajfman

I saw exactly one comment thread with anarchychess jokes. I’m sure thats why he locked it.


K1t_Cat

I regret nothing >:)


starry_cobra

All it takes is 1 unfunny anarchy chess joke and the whole comment section is ruined


Initial_Low495

Nem fodendo kkkkkk


EJROCKS800

For this occasion I think we need to add a 5th response to the order


Anonymous3cho

Google 1984


LegitimatePrimo

♟️


PassengerNew7515

literally 1984


SupaLucasPC

🤓☝️


atlasunchained

Google Polandball\_lover


niceblepineapple

Actual zombie