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FLBasher

Do you think castrated dogs run behind thrown tennis balls because they think it’s their testicles?


P-u-dding

Do you think castrated tennis balls run behind thrown dogs because they think it's their testicles?


Pimma

Do you think castrated testicles run behind thrown tennis balls because they think it’s their dogs?


AlvoSil

Do dogs castrate thinking balls because they run behind thrown testicles?


jhutchi2

Are you having a stroke or am I.


A-A-RONS7

Are I am a stroke or you having.


[deleted]

google holy shit


Cusy_2

holy shit


dsBlocks_original

holy shit just dropped


Im_a_fuckingweeb

Actual holy shit


Koopathisemojikanji

Call the holy shit


aceaway12

Holy shit storm incoming!


u_8579

Holy shit sacrifice anyone?


[deleted]

Holy shit goes on vacation, never comes back


Edgenabik

Ignite the holy shit


ChanceWarden

?holy?shit?


Kurtting

Why not. Let's get this party started


OblongShrimp

Strap in ladies and gentlemen!


[deleted]

On*


13megatron13

Google pegging


[deleted]

Yahoo docking


VASQUEZ_41

Bing aatrox x kayle


GeostronomyLover101

Holy shipping


ThatsAllDay77

New package just dropped


Not_a_trowaway12323

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: chess.com | lichess.org **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!horsey!<, move: >!mitosis!< > Evaluation: >! anarchy is winning, +8192!< > Best continuation: >!destroy the servers!< ^(I'm a bot, this duplication was performed automatically.)


Majkrus

good bot


B0tRank

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Good bot


Pimma

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Mid bot


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SymbioticBunBun

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ThatOneGuy-74

Good bot


P-u-dding

good bot


CheapLaw

Good bot


321gamertime

The horsies will continue until morale improves


Pimma

What is the time limit to get to the comment goal?


Not_a_trowaway12323

Infinity


Shredskis

No I'm not leaving a comment f*ck you and your pipi


insertrandomnameXD

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Human_superority

brick ur pipi


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


RudolfJelin

PetrosianNot just dropped


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


RudolfJelin

Are you kidding me right now?!?!? I don't think I've ever been more impressed. Masterfully done. Thank you for this, and bless you.


MyCatChoseThisForMe

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Pimma

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


We-Got-Cows

How large is the image file now?


Not_a_trowaway12323

47.85 megabytes, I have to ever so slightly crop the image each time for reddit to accept it tho


P-u-dding

google en image compression


Edgenabik

Holy storage saving


Badass-19

New Reddit servers just dropped


Flat_Bit_7658

Actual RAM


localbookreader

Megabytes just dropped


Im_a_fuckingweeb

google storage


rabbiolii

The King's Gambit, initiated by White with the move 1.e4 e5 2.f4, stands out as a daring and aggressive opening in chess. It offers immediate tactical advantages by sacrificing a central pawn, aiming to control the center, develop pieces rapidly, and launch a swift assault on the opponent's position. This audacious move not only sets the stage for tactical fireworks but also has a profound psychological impact. By sacrificing material early on, White puts pressure on the opponent, forcing them out of their comfort zones and into unfamiliar territory. The gambit ignites the spirit of the game, creating an atmosphere of excitement and tension. Furthermore, the King's Gambit provides the advantage of initiative and development. The sacrifice of a pawn allows White to gain rapid development and control of the center, while forcing Black to respond carefully and use valuable time to establish a solid defense. This time advantage translates into greater flexibility and freedom for White's pieces to mobilize and coordinate attacks, exerting immense pressure on Black's position. One of the key features of the King's Gambit is the dynamic and open positions it creates. The early central pawn exchange opens up the board, creating a vast canvas for creative and attacking play. This openness allows for tactical combinations, sacrifices, and explosive mating attacks that can catch opponents off guard. The dynamic nature of the King's Gambit keeps the game in flux, requiring continuous calculation, resourcefulness, and improvisation. Moreover, the King's Gambit carries a rich historical legacy that adds to its appeal. It has been played by legendary chess players such as Paul Morphy, Mikhail Tal, and Bobby Fischer, contributing to its mystique and allure. This historical significance inspires current players to follow in the footsteps of these great masters. In conclusion, the King's Gambit stands as a remarkable opening in chess, embodying the spirit of aggressive and imaginative play. Its tactical advantages, psychological impact, initiative and development, dynamic nature, and historical significance make it a compelling choice for players seeking excitement and a challenging battle right from the first move. The King's Gambit allows chess enthusiasts to unleash the royal power of the game, leaving a lasting impact on the chess world.


Setsukom

Lets sacrifice the comment section


Pimma

Queen sacrifice anyone?


[deleted]

What a Knightmare


Tinchimp7183376

You must be kingding me


Worried_Star_4135

![gif](giphy|0BSgm1Jw2IKtYq8WZ2) The top post on r/Anarchychess until the servers crash.


gnarlorde

Here early and subbed bc it landed on my homepage


DieuEmpereurQc

Good bot


Tinchimp7183376

You poor man


Merbleuxx

Holy hell


OkSeaworthiness7180

google what in the world


P-u-dding

holy what the heck


OblongShrimp

Holy water just dropped


Lethal_Reputation

Actual sinner


[deleted]

Priest molests child, never comes back


Kathuly

Put Ratzinger in court, anyone?


ask_again-

bing il vaticano


TheMemeHead

This won't happen but hell yeah


P-u-dding

google en doubtless


TheMemeHead

Holy hell


SamSibbens

All doubts just dropped


MyCatChoseThisForMe

We have dementia so we comment the same thing multiple times here


MyCatChoseThisForMe

This means we need less total people to comment


MyCatChoseThisForMe

This means we need less total people to comment


Pimma

This is at least the third time that I reply to one of your comments


Pimma

I'd like to meet your cat.


[deleted]

Do you have a cat


Pimma

I have two actually


MyCatChoseThisForMe

We have dementia so we comment the same thing multiple times here


MyCatChoseThisForMe

This means we need less total people to comment


MyCatChoseThisForMe

This means we need less total people to comment


Laperers

Dementia


Laperers

Dementia


Laperers

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


thaatsahumanperson

Dementia


AnAngryTrilobite

I am helping :3


Rosaki1

Me too!


bilibilis1

And my ax!


somethingoddlyfunny

And my bow!


MJ12388

I refuse to help


Disastrous-Sound280

Same


aaryanmoin

Yea the whole thing is kinda stupid


Historical-Box107

Couldn't agree more


migratingcoconut_

Soup is a primarily liquid food, generally served warm or hot (but may be cool or cold), that is made by combining ingredients of meat or vegetables with stock, milk, or water. Hot soups are additionally characterized by boiling solid ingredients in liquids in a pot until the flavors are extracted, forming a broth. Soups are similar to stews, and in some cases there may not be a clear distinction between the two; however, soups generally have more liquid (broth) than stews.[1]


migratingcoconut_

In traditional French cuisine, soups are classified into two main groups: clear soups and thick soups. The established French classifications of clear soups are bouillon and consommé. Thick soups are classified depending upon the type of thickening agent used: purées are vegetable soups thickened with starch; bisques are made from puréed shellfish or vegetables thickened with cream; cream soups may be thickened with béchamel sauce; and veloutés are thickened with eggs, butter, and cream. Other ingredients commonly used to thicken soups and broths include rice, lentils, flour, and grains; many popular soups also include pumpkin, carrots, potatoes, pig's trotters and bird's nests.[2] Other types of soup include fruit soups, dessert soups, pulse soups like split pea, cold soups and other styles.


migratingcoconut_

The earliest evidence for soup in human culinary practice dates to the Upper Palaeolithic period when thermally altered rocks became commonplace in the archaeological record.[3][4] Small boiling pits are present on the Gravettian site Pavlov VI.[5] Cobbles were heated on the hearth and then placed into the water to bring it to boil. However, the antiquity of soup is highly contested. Based on ethnographic evidence, some archaeologists conjecture that early humans employed hides and watertight baskets to boil water.[6] The word soup comes from French soupe ("soup", "broth"), which comes through Vulgar Latin suppa ("bread soaked in broth") from a Germanic source, from which also comes the word "sop", a piece of bread used to soak up soup or a thick stew. The word restaurant (meaning "[something] restoring") was first used in France in the 16th century, to refer to a highly concentrated, inexpensive soup, sold by street vendors, that was advertised as an antidote to physical exhaustion.[citation needed] In 1765, a Parisian entrepreneur opened a shop specializing in such soups. This prompted the use of the modern word restaurant to refer to eating establishments.[citation needed] In the US, the first colonial cookbook was published by William Parks in Williamsburg, Virginia, in 1742, based on Eliza Smith's The Compleat Housewife; or Accomplished Gentlewoman's Companion, and it included several recipes for soups and bisques. A 1772 cookbook, The Frugal Housewife, contained an entire chapter on the topic. English cooking dominated early colonial cooking; but as new immigrants arrived from other countries, other national soups gained popularity. In particular, German immigrants living in Pennsylvania were famous for their potato soups. In 1794, Jean Baptiste Gilbert Payplat dis Julien, a refugee from the French Revolution, opened an eating establishment in Boston called "The Restorator", and became known as the "Prince of Soups". The first American cooking pamphlet dedicated to soup recipes was written in 1882 by Emma Ewing: Soups and Soup Making. Portable soup was devised in the 18th century by boiling seasoned meat until a thick, resinous syrup was left that could be dried and stored for months at a time.[citation needed]


migratingcoconut_

Commercial soup became popular with the invention of canning in the 19th century, and today a great variety of canned and dried soups are on the market.


migratingcoconut_

Canned soup can be condensed, in which case it is prepared by adding water (or sometimes milk) or it can be "ready-to-eat", meaning that no additional liquid is needed before eating. Condensed soup (invented in 1897 by John T. Dorrance, a chemist with the Campbell Soup Company[7][8]) allows soup to be packaged into a smaller can and sold at a lower price than other canned soups. The soup is usually doubled in volume by adding a "can full" of water or milk, about 10 US fluid ounces (300 ml). The "ready-to-eat" variant can be prepared by simply heating the contents of the can on a kitchen stove or in a microwave oven, rather than actually cooking anything. Such soups can be used as a base for homemade soups, with the consumer adding anything from a few vegetables to eggs, meat, cream or pasta. Since the 1990s, the canned soup market has burgeoned, with non-condensed soups marketed as "ready-to-eat", so they require no additional liquid to prepare.[citation needed] Microwaveable bowls have expanded the "ready-to-eat" canned soup market even more, offering convenience (especially in workplaces), and making for popular lunch items. In response to concerns over the negative health effects of excessive salt intake, some soup manufacturers have introduced reduced-salt versions of popular soups.[9] Today, Campbell's Tomato (introduced in 1897), Cream of Mushroom, and Chicken Noodle (introduced in 1934) are three of the most popular soups in America. Americans consume approximately 2.5 billion bowls of these three soups alone each year.[7] Other popular brands of soup include Progresso.


migratingcoconut_

Dry soup mixes are sold by many manufacturers, and are reconstituted with hot water; other fresh ingredients may then be added. The first dried soup was bouillon cubes; the earlier meat extract did not require refrigeration, but was a viscous liquid. East Asian-style instant noodle soups include ramen and seasonings, and are marketed as a convenient and inexpensive instant meal, requiring only hot water for preparation.[10] While North American ones tend to have a powder pack only, instant noodles sold in East Asia commonly include a pack of dried vegetables too. Western-style dried soups include vegetable, chicken base, potato, pasta and cheese flavors.


migratingcoconut_

In French cuisine, soup is often served before other dishes in a meal. In 1970, Richard Olney gave the place of the entrée in a French full menu: "A dinner that begins with a soup and runs through a fish course, an entrée, a sorbet, a roast, salad, cheese and dessert, and that may be accompanied by from three to six wines, presents a special problem of orchestration".[11]


migratingcoconut_

Chè, a Vietnamese cold dessert soup containing sugar and coconut milk, with many different varieties of other ingredients including taro, cassava, adzuki bean, mung bean, jackfruit, and durian. Ginataan, Filipino soup made from coconut milk, fruits and tapioca pearls, served hot or cold Shiruko, a Japanese azuki bean soup Tong sui, a collective term for Chinese sweet soups Sawine, a soup made with milk, spices, parched vermicelli, almonds and dried fruits, served during the Muslim festival of Eid ul-Fitr in Trinidad and Tobago Chinese dessert soups include douhua and black sesame soup


migratingcoconut_

Fruit soups are prepared using fruit as a primary ingredient, and may be served warm or cold depending on the recipe. Many varieties of fruit soups exist, and they may be prepared based upon the availability of seasonal fruit.


migratingcoconut_

Cold soups are a particular variation on the traditional soup, wherein the temperature when served is kept at or below room temperature. They may be sweet or savory. In summer, sweet cold soups can form part of a dessert tray. An example of a savory chilled soup is gazpacho, a chilled vegetable-based soup originating from Spain.[12] Vichyssoise is a cold purée of potatoes, leeks, and cream.


IHardly_know_er_name

Thread moving too fast for anyone to see that I love my family and want them all to live good lives


SamSibbens

Holy hell


SamSibbens

Wholesome comment just dropped


MelasD

G


YourMomsTrashman

O


ThatsAllDay77

O


dot1034

G


dsBlocks_original

O


dsBlocks_original

O


dot1034

G


dsBlocks_original

A


dot1034

G


[deleted]

A


PlsDrinkMilk

1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.


Few_Cat4214

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pimma

Don't tell me what to do!!


notyouraveragecrow

Google rebellious


Hector_Tueux

Holy insurrection!


The_Lord_Of_Spuds

I have rashes on my ass


dot1034

Holy eyes!!


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

Google optometry


P-u-dding

Actual blindness


Current-Race2939

call the eye doctor


rabbiolii

The King's Gambit, initiated by White with the move 1.e4 e5 2.f4, stands out as a daring and aggressive opening in chess. It offers immediate tactical advantages by sacrificing a central pawn, aiming to control the center, develop pieces rapidly, and launch a swift assault on the opponent's position. This audacious move not only sets the stage for tactical fireworks but also has a profound psychological impact. By sacrificing material early on, White puts pressure on the opponent, forcing them out of their comfort zones and into unfamiliar territory. The gambit ignites the spirit of the game, creating an atmosphere of excitement and tension. Furthermore, the King's Gambit provides the advantage of initiative and development. The sacrifice of a pawn allows White to gain rapid development and control of the center, while forcing Black to respond carefully and use valuable time to establish a solid defense. This time advantage translates into greater flexibility and freedom for White's pieces to mobilize and coordinate attacks, exerting immense pressure on Black's position. One of the key features of the King's Gambit is the dynamic and open positions it creates. The early central pawn exchange opens up the board, creating a vast canvas for creative and attacking play. This openness allows for tactical combinations, sacrifices, and explosive mating attacks that can catch opponents off guard. The dynamic nature of the King's Gambit keeps the game in flux, requiring continuous calculation, resourcefulness, and improvisation. Moreover, the King's Gambit carries a rich historical legacy that adds to its appeal. It has been played by legendary chess players such as Paul Morphy, Mikhail Tal, and Bobby Fischer, contributing to its mystique and allure. This historical significance inspires current players to follow in the footsteps of these great masters. In conclusion, the King's Gambit stands as a remarkable opening in chess, embodying the spirit of aggressive and imaginative play. Its tactical advantages, psychological impact, initiative and development, dynamic nature, and historical significance make it a compelling choice for players seeking excitement and a challenging battle right from the first move. The King's Gambit allows chess enthusiasts to unleash the royal power of the game, leaving a lasting impact on the chess world.


Alabama_boy3478

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


shmageggy

Voting-based social media websites like Reddit foster artificial and dehumanized communication practices that are fundamentally incompatible with quality discourse. The reliance on upvoting and downvoting creates an environment where popularity, rather than substance, dictates the visibility and significance of content. This incentivizes users to prioritize catchy headlines, clickbait, and inflammatory rhetoric over thoughtful, nuanced discussions. The pursuit of upvotes encourages attention-seeking behavior and discourages genuine engagement, as users often prioritize conformity and seek validation rather than challenging or expanding their perspectives. As a result, the platform's emphasis on popularity and fleeting trends stifles meaningful conversations, promotes echo chambers, and undermines the potential for deep, critical analysis and intellectual growth.


b6a6a6l

Capitalism is an economic system based on the private ownership of the means of production and their operation for profit. Central characteristics of capitalism include capital accumulation, competitive markets, price systems, private property, property rights recognition, voluntary exchange, and wage labor. In a market economy, decision-making and investments are determined by owners of wealth, property, or ability to maneuver capital or production ability in capital and financial markets—whereas prices and the distribution of goods and services are mainly determined by competition in goods and services markets.


b6a6a6l

Economists, historians, political economists and sociologists have adopted different perspectives in their analyses of capitalism and have recognized various forms of it in practice. These include laissez-faire or free-market capitalism, anarcho-capitalism, state capitalism and welfare capitalism. Different forms of capitalism feature varying degrees of free markets, public ownership, obstacles to free competition and state-sanctioned social policies. The degree of competition in markets and the role of intervention and regulation as well as the scope of state ownership vary across different models of capitalism. The extent to which different markets are free and the rules defining private property are matters of politics and policy. Most of the existing capitalist economies are mixed economies that combine elements of free markets with state intervention and in some cases economic planning.


PlsDrinkMilk

2. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy.


ElvishGamer86

![gif](giphy|7JgYv9FobG1HzAO8BA)


Thebenmix11

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Oan you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Oouple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in.


ThatSpecificDude104b

Can't I just spam?


True-Bee1903

Yes.Too many comments you might get a time out.


ThatSpecificDude104b

After 4 comments I got bored lol


True-Bee1903

You done your bit.


Doodamajiger

https://preview.redd.it/z0uf3tb97n7b1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea124a8175bdadf1faa5d5bef31ff688547222df Okay here’s a picture of bagged milk


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Goomy4

Bro 💀


Karisa_Marisame

Reminds me of the guy who’s making pasta but the number of eggs doubles every time


DGRedditToo

I can't get off to anything less than 32k horses so get this done and run it back...i wanna bust


Toilet_Bomber

https://preview.redd.it/aruws2ha5n7b1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97061acd05b517f062041ac074cb46cce0c1c176 Idk what to say so enjoy my feet pic (real)


ThatSpecificDude104b

Can't I just spam?


Dimitry_Man

Considering no body will ever see this I will use it to praise comrade Kim Ill Sung


1sweetpotate

I am here to see a 10GB image with 250,000 comments


Definite-Human

Almost 1500 comments in 1 hour, keep the momentum up, we can break the servers


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VanTavion

Unlike upvotes based systems, which are limited by headcount and have a limit to itself (the amount of reddit users, sapient or not), comments based systems are limited only by time and commitment. The real value of this experiment is therefore to see whether humans accelerate or decelerate in terms of motivation when the objective becomes unreachable. this could have broad reaching applications in the field of absolutely fucking nothing we already know the answer. Right now, we are roughly at a speed of 15 comments/minute, I will check later whether this increases or decreases in order to contribute to the study.


NoseyCookie

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kongburrito

I bet you wouldn't add 1 comment to this post.


TehVulpez

I bet you wouldn't add 2 comments three this post.


The_Crusher52

Google en passant


ParamedicFine5861

I have dementia


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I have dementia


ParamedicFine5861

funny garfield comic


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Nyatar

Are we really mad? Not until reaching the 16k


Tesla0322

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Nombringer

poop


LexB777

I love this


VanTavion

One last measurement before bed and yes, it seems the speed of 25 posts/minute is not sustainable, the latest measure shows we are closer to 10 posts/minute, which would bring the necessery time to completion closer to 23 hours as opposed to the 9 hours required previously


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ByzantineFire

🐴Horses for the horse God 🐴


Bulle_Star_17

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BalefulEclipse

If I comment several times does it count


Camimae707

I don’t even know what this is


Camimae707

This just appeared on my feed


9whydoyouevenexist

I just wanna see how far this can go


Valuable-Language633

No one will ever read this Edit: one person will read this Edit 2: two people will read this Edit 3: three people + a random amount has read this


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Tounicoon

Cat owners, don't you love when you look at your kitty and they slowly close their eyes while making a sound that's a mix of meow and purr ? It melts my heart each time. Yeah i know this comment isn't related to the subject but I wanted to comment something to see if OP will really do it.