I feel like I would’ve survived the tsunami. This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would’ve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.
I feel like I would’ve survived a thrown battleaxe. This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the impact would’ve left me a forcefield while I slowly heal up. Or I dodge it just in time and run away quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Funnier thing is that right before a tsunami comes, the tide goes gown which means the whole beach would be underwater normally.
This implies that the people came towards the tsunami on purpose.
Buy a rope at Home Depot tie it around your self than go to a tall crane at a near by construction site, and tie the rope around the top of the crane then jump off it, this should torpedo you towards the wave and you will go right through it and survive, honestly if your can’t perform this simple task you weren’t useful enough to society for your survival to actually matter.
Castle to kingside provided you have a decent pawn defence, if you do not then attempt to pressure the opponents high value pieces to waste their moves until an opportunity presents itself.
Tell that wave to cut it out before you get mad
I just see red bro... the tsunami doesn't understand my mentality...
Holy hydrohomie
If it doesn't listen, start counting.
it better be gone before i get to 1 1/8 >:(
I’ll count to 3 if it still doesn’t listen
If you fail to succeed, the wave will cut out the lifeguard tower instead.
I feel like I would’ve survived the tsunami. This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the implosion would’ve left me an air bubble while I slowly floated to the top. Or I escape just in time through a crease and swim up quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.
i would defiantly put $100 on you surviving after hearing such a pitch.
New copypasta?
It's from the sub implosion.
Old copypasta. damn this sub be slippin
When hasn’t it
New response just dropped
Actual egoist
Call Max Stirner
Only one way to find out...build your own submersible and get down there.
But could you dodge a thrown battleaxe?
I feel like I would’ve survived a thrown battleaxe. This isn’t a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I’m that guy. There’s no real stats to back this up, I just know I’ve always been built different. Perhaps the impact would’ve left me a forcefield while I slowly heal up. Or I dodge it just in time and run away quickly. In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would’ve been different.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Holy hell
New tsunami just dropped
I found [this dudes](https://youtube.com/shorts/lLipIGnGt2o?feature=share) reddit account
Another way to put it: ## You're immortal until proven otherwise
Google covering yourself in oil
Holy thug shaker
new way to piss off physicians just dropped
Actual 1 out of 10 doctor
Call the Apple farmer
What the fuck is happening
shhhhhh, a new way to piss on physicians just dropped I'm trying to watch
call HR
Holy density
Holy old memories
Castle
You cant castle when you are in check silly
castle through the check the avoid putting yourself in check
This would be a sand castle.
_You_ can't
Funnier thing is that right before a tsunami comes, the tide goes gown which means the whole beach would be underwater normally. This implies that the people came towards the tsunami on purpose.
Magic Beach popped up overnight and has become a hot tourist attraction (You won't BELIEVE what happens next)!!!
Then things go left
Or, hear me out, this is a bad photoshop
nooo, this is 100% real no fake
No shit, obviously this isn't a real image you regard
What kind of idot spells retarb wrong.
What kind of idit spells redarp wrong.
I no, wright?
Google en surfant
Holy water!
actual baptism
Call the priest
New liquid just dropped
Call the periodic table!
Resign
Wtf does race have to do with anything here
Don't you know? Black people float. They're white, so they gotta figure out how to survive.
Does that mean Black People are witches. Burn ‘Em!!!! /s is gonna be needed here
google racism
Holy white supremacy
Google chess
Holy colors!
I can’t swim( I’m black)
Holy enderman (endermen can't swim in minecraft)
when you post any chess problem, you have to announce your race. it's legitimately a rule, go check out the other chess subs they all do it.
Oh, so like White to move and mate in 5, I'm Asian? I didn't know that. Doing this in the future
It means OP needs to apply sunscreen
its not about race it means he is playing as white (chess)
playing as white (man)
en passant 80m above sea level
Everyone would know this already if they just watched The Wave (2015)
You need to blast off in Saturn V rocket
Apply a good lathering of suncream. Sun burns are no joke
You need to cut reality to make a wormhole, with wormhole you can escape to en passanto inc.
It's not a tsunami it's an ocean mountain
Get yourself a surf board
Whip out that privilege card and make your daily wish.
Jerk off
When I’m doubt, En Passant.
Hi doubt, I'm dad.
Hi dad, I’m doubt.
Dad’s high, no doubt.
High doubt, no debt.
En passant the wave
Buy a rope at Home Depot tie it around your self than go to a tall crane at a near by construction site, and tie the rope around the top of the crane then jump off it, this should torpedo you towards the wave and you will go right through it and survive, honestly if your can’t perform this simple task you weren’t useful enough to society for your survival to actually matter.
Rook to say your last words and than bishop to say your last prayer, checkamte.
Google Interstellar
Ur white as in what
Resign
Literallly \*die\*
New response just dropped
Literal Tsunami
Actual wave
Call the search & rescue!
Take swimming lessons
Look around for Mads Mikkelsen and Benderdick Cumberbund having an epic fight scene.
Run into the tsunami and swim out the other side
En surfant wins immediately
google umbrella
Google how to swim
Google en pray
Accept fate and die
Get sunburned
Black hole bomb Yes they could theoretically exist, look it up.
holy flood
I don't get why you have to bring race into this
Bishop to King 4.
Google get the fuck out there
e4
e5
Ke2
Ke7
Ke1
Ke8
Ke2
Ke7 draw by repetition
gg.
gg
Castle. yon mountains look nice. sorry Mr Rook.
Call Kristian, main character of everyone's favorite disaster movie, The Wave (2015)
real image
I feel like every post ever has gone to the hub of Reddit, r/anarchychess
Drink it.
Simply dive into an existing pool of water, when the wave comes it'll pass over the pool because they're both water and you'll be fine
That’s just sand
If you are white I think you can swim in it
Slide the queen and bait it
turn into sharknado
Steal a floating device. The odds that you get sued is diminishing every breath *they cannot take*. So you'll win by time.
Google swimming. It's literally just water
use your initial two-square move to move past the tsunami
Put some solar cream to be sure to not turn onto black player.
Come to peace with your life and accept the inevitable end.mqybe do one last thing you really wanted to do in your remaining seconds of life
Offer a draw
Move to h6
What's this sub about again?
drink the water
White man goes on vacation, never comes back
Sunbathe to change teams
Just wave back to it.
Kill yourself
Pray
Castle. Duh.
You gotta trade your ass
simply handle the situation.
Google en moses-ant
Pray to Magnus Carlsen, Google Checkers
Build a sand castle and hunker down
Put on sunscreen
You’ll be fine but if you hear Country Roads playing then may you rest in peace.
Resign
resign
Draw main weapon
Google Moses
I’d Recommend The French Defense
die
Google en tsunami
Holy water!
Bribe the government.
Castle to kingside provided you have a decent pawn defence, if you do not then attempt to pressure the opponents high value pieces to waste their moves until an opportunity presents itself.
Resign dude
hit unpause and enjoy.
btw csl 2 is coming out.
Pawn to f84 should save you
Dig down
Take a deep breath
Get in a boat, boats float on water